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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Dear Nigerians, a mixture of Milo and milk + water is not TEA. That's a chocolate milk drink.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men will like everything you post until he become your man,now he can’t see.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Red flags to look out for during sex 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Nigerians mentioning "coffee date" dey always burst my head. You'll tell me which Naija babe will shower,dress, leave her house and follow you to go and drink 3 in 1 Nescafe

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

A Creamy pussy is better than a Squirter

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Cake is best naked . All those icing is just too much

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Men overrate their Penis tbh😒.

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

The funniest are those who take hours to reply your messages but whenever y'all are together, their phones never leave their hands.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

On this day last year(April 30th 2021). I was called from school while writing my final year exam “Your mum is dead”. I was short of words. I ended the call and called my mum,she didn’t pick but that didn’t stop me from calling again then I called my neighbor back and said

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Can 10 million naira open your legs?

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Peer pressure is the only reason most people pretend to love Alcohol. That thing is both unpleasant and unhealthy.

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men fake Thigh kiss just to smell if its safe to go down there🤭

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

men will lick your nipple for five seconds and think that's foreplay🤡

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

How did you find out you were being cheated on?

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men cannot handle women with high sex drives🤣

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

8 months

Someone just blocked me because a lady he met through me asked him for money for transport 🤡

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Imagine someone you don't like Shutting you up with a kiss.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Men will literally say anything to off your pants

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

I'm officially at the age where I'm not upgrading my iphone until it stops working

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

People are mad in this Lagos😂😂 I entered N250 bus to lyana ipaja. Moments later, anoda big bus began calling N150. Conductor held the door from outside and refused to let us join the N150 bus. 'Ko possible', he said, calling other touts to help him hold the door.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

10 DIRTY TALKS TO GET YOUR SHEET DIRTY 💦 1. My legs are missing you in between them.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Why are men always scared of choking harder? I know I look fragile but trust me I'm strong, I won't die please

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Entering a danfo bus without Tfare and informing the conductor that'll be making a transfer is something l'lI love to try one day.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

No MAN wants a serious relationship. They all just wanna fucc

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Nawa, Davido money no gree Increase again😭 30 Billion since 2017.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same bacteria found in the vagina

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Squirting is one thing, but squirting while the 🍆 still in you is madddttt

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Nigerian men have no patience for foreplay

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

being obsessed with clothes and not having the money to satisfy that obsession is a different kind of pain.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

When a man say "Find me a girlfriend" he talking bout you🤣

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Telling a guy he looks like a Fuck boy is synonymous with telling a girl she looks like a slut.If you can't have it, don't dish it out.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Noboby view your story faster than someone you don't talk to anymore.

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Can bestfriends fuck?

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

I love Yorubas; they practice all religion. One can be a Muslim, attend church programmes, still do masquerade carnival. They celebrate everything

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Having sex on first date is called what????

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Sucking titties is really fire because as soon as you get tired of sucking one titty there's another one that's been waiting for 10minutes!

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

7 months

Some of you think you will make good partners because you won't cheat but don't realize you are inconsiderate, unappreciative, manipulative, insecure, lack empathy, have poor communication skills, harboring emotional trauma from your past and bad at sex.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

If you are putting your dicc🍆 inside me,I have every right to ask you for money.

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Every man gets cheated on. You either know or you don't🤣

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

If you guys stopped trying to fuck all your female friends you'd notice having female friends is dope. They give you insight on how a womans mind works, they don't try to compete with you, and they better wingmen than your niggas Try kicking it with no sexual agenda for once

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

that 3-5am sex b no joke…dicc 🍆 be going hard

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@me_lanin_pie

9 months

If you want your man to act right, you have to cheat on him and get caught.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Ladies is it okay for your friend to sit on your man lap if her legs hurting👀

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Kissing someone you’re in love with feels like tasting the star’s every singe time

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Imagine marrying a man who thinks his mum comes before you. Lmaoooooo

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

iPhone users have a higher body count and more sex partners than android users👍🏽

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

I used to give fake school reports to my parents but one time my school emailed the real report to them and my parent thought it was an error so they wanted to complain to my school so I created a fake school email and replied back to my parents email apologising for the "error”

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

You got 4 minutes to check your partner phone, what app you checking first?🤣

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Penis is life

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Dear Nigerians, someone parking a car in front of your shop is not the reason why you're not making sales!!

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Nobody cheat more than a man with a pretty girlfriend 🤣

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

What's your Fake name when strangers ask for your name🤣

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

I hate when men try to kiss during Sex,nigga I got a boyfriend have some respect 😂

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

After small kissing, he don set your yansh for doggy and you dey believe him when he says "I love you'

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

I had some 🍆 so good last week almost went home to tell my boyfriend 🤭

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Ever been so wet that you can’t feel the 🍆 no more

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Imagine telling your friend about the dick and she go try it 🤭

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

SUYA is actually one of the most unhygienic foods we consume. From the hand touching, to the rusted Grill that's barely ever washed but we are not ready for this conversation.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

I LOVE sucking 🍆from scratch, but sometimes my brain be like "chew it"🤣

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Life is lonely when you not fake

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2 years

I really moan when I give head like why it taste so good😭

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1 year

Let's Normalize Waiting Till Marriage To Have sex

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

MEN ONLY! what's your favorite hairstyle on a girl?😂

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

No man is handsome and single Somebody is bouncing on that dick😒

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2 years

If we dating that means when I'm sleepy you need to be sleepy too, bedtime😊

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temmie

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1 year

Cuming inside of a lady you see no future with is insane.

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Nigerians abroad will come to Nigeria and expect you to leave everything you have to do and hang out with them everyday, Guy you are the one on a vacation not me

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Why are men afraid to tell the world they in love with their own girlfriend?

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

You can not Worship Jesus and smoke weed🚭

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Why do Men come back after a break up, instead of moving on??

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men can smell when a woman is turned on

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7 months

I entered danfo yesterday,I gave 1k to a passenger to help pass to the driver. I reminded the driver of my change and when it was time to get down,the driver won’t let me go insisting that I haven’t paid,Turns out the passenger never gave the driver my money and she dropped😭.

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

5mins into cuddling Me: I want you in me

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 1 day and 24min😂

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Everyone, It's my Birthday 🥺😍🎉🎈

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

If you were to impress someone with your cooking, what would you make?

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

You women that forgive cheating men I always laugh at you🤣🤣🤣 Cos a man will forgive anything but cheating. Ahhhhhhh No try am

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men will rub your back for 2 mins then say"Take These Off"🤡

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

You get belle, them quickly run engagement, you kon dey shout "I said yes". like say your papa fit talk "No"😭🤣

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Girls be like “I’m shy” then swallow your entire dicc🍆 and balls🤣

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Sex does not make your vagina “loose”

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2 years

"how did you score higher than me" is a very rude question.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Nigerians think "How are you?" From a younger person is rude

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

I don't think you're ready to date if you're getting upset cause someone didn't hit you up for 3 days.

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11 months

Men go from telling you good morning to "the phone work both ways" 😂 boy fuck you

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1 year

Clubbing has to be the most useless adult activity there is

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1 year

Calling me angry when i'm not angry will make me angry

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2 years

How do yall get addicted to the gym, asking for myself😭

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

As a man why will you be broke and your main focus is sex😂

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

it takes a legend to get you to squirt💦

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Men don't appreciate a good bra and pant set."Take These Off" did you even look at it🤣

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2 years

Have you u ever met somebody that make you horny like as soon as you see them💦

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1 year

nipples poking through a shirt is an accessory we should all learn to appreciate.

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@me_lanin_pie

2 years

if you eat pussy and finger it at the same time…>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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2 years

Condom sex is pointless …..just call me when you trust me.

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2 years

Why Do Women Cry Over A Man Knowing they have another Man?

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

All Lagos men do is cheat.

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

It's crazy how all females want male frds but don't even know how to be real frds.Y'all will use them for male advice,financial favors,free meals,tasks that involve heavy lifting,etc but the second he's at his lowest and ask to borrow some pussy y’all act like u don't have it🤦🏾‍♀️

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temmie

@me_lanin_pie

2 years

Men be looking happy af and going through the darkest times of their life

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@me_lanin_pie

1 year

Men who eat pussy are healthier than those who don't

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