Everybody younger than you is not a child. Addressing citizens as "our children". That's why you will be looking for respect in the wrong places. Your children dey house.
Women really need to prioritize themselves more. There’s no award for women that suffer & sacrifice - at the end of all their years they have resentment.
With the amount of beans peeled in Nigeria for akara, moimoi & gbegiri, the technology for beans peeling, instead of bare hands should have been invented long again. Our inability to add value to raw materials is what makes us export cocoa & import chocolate. It needs to change!
Your life can be going smoothly and then someone enters, within 3 years, they’ve destroyed your self esteem, messed with your career, want to take your life, and tied you to them forever by having a kid with you.
I don’t understand when people say “Nigerian food is unhealthy”. Compared to what? Our meals are mostly organic & plant based. It is easy to become vegetarian on a Nigerian diet.
POV: When I saw my 7 year old moisturizing his feet first.
Me: you start with your face
7yr: But daddy said to start with my feet …
Me: Your face is more sensitive, that’s why you need to start there.
7yr: Why can’t you & daddy agree on how you want me to live my life???…
Someone struggling to open the door while I’m in the bath.
Me: who’s there? ? ?😐
My 4 yr old: Mummy it’s your sweetie, not a stranger .
Me: Okay sweetie, mommy needs her privacy.
My 4 yr old: But im your sweeeeeetttttiieeeeee
😭😭😭😭
I like Twitter. Before Twitter I was naive and thought everyone was reasonable. The kind of opinion you see here will open your eyes to the way the world really is. Some people dey crase.
Still on this black tax, should we talk about people who are givers to their extended family yet their immediate family suffers…
meanwhile everyone is thinking “if you give this much to outsiders then your immediate family must be enjoying” …
I feel somehow saying the souls SARS have killed should Rest In Peace. Noooo...let it be like Nollywood movies. Let the spirits gbera and torment all the evil officers & everyone involved. They should not be able to sleep, or eat, or drink in peace!
#EndSARS
I wish there was zero tolerance for domestic violence, such that if you hear your Neighbour beating his wife, the whole neighborhood should confront it.
The Best! Straight from someone that knows how to do it. Access. Youtube is for many things including learning new skills. People have used recipes from my channel to start food businesses, to feed their family. How can you try to shame that.
But when they finish you will think it was an earthquake that happened in the kitchen. Men will use 3 pots, 1 fry pan, 3 bowls, 4 knives and all the spices in the kitchen to cook 2 packs of indomiiiiie
A lot of suffering in Lagos. The kain of traffic I’m coming out from… to put it in context, I went to pick my kids from school 15 minutes away . We’ve been on a 15 minute journey from 3:00 pm -8:00 pm. 6 bloooody hours!
“Congratulations, you have been hired”
“Congratulations, it’s a beautiful baby boy”
“Congratulations, the grant was approved”
“Congratulations, you got the promotion”
These and more, will be your portion in 2024.
Next thing marry her immediately and impregnate her back to back so she won’t kuku have time for any career. Sounds like a joke but we know how it plays out in real life…
If I were Hilda’s bf, as soon as she finishes, going down on my knees straight, give her that ring before she go rest. Because once she wakes up, it’s media tour straight. Before that celeb status hits her head, she has already agreed to marry me and agreement is agreement.
One of the best foundations you can lay for your child is confidence and self esteem. Without a healthy dose of it, they won’t be able to survive this world.
@EcheXCVI
Nobody says natural hair is bad. But can you go to events with your natural hair? An envent that you have a function to run?
You can be at your natural look when at home but for an occasion, look your best
My 4 year old threw a tantrum today because she wants to be 10 year old right now and she’s still only 4. “It’s not fair”… she wailed.
Why did your child cry today?
I hate confrontation on any level but I now agree that it is a part of life and you have to confront people before they put sand in your eye. Do it for clarity.
Do you ever get tired of eating...like...you ate last night, you still have to eat this morning, then lunch, then dinner, then do it all over again tomorrow ...do you ever get tired of food?
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I'm overjoyed this morning! After 7 years of miscarriages, my friends Rainbow Baby is here!!! I pray everyone seeking this blessing gets one, or two, or three, or Eight 😁😁😁
Innocent question: “Are you the driver?”
Aggressive Answer: “Look here! I have your mate at home and I went to university. Why are you calling me driver???”
I don’t think that women should do 9-5 jobs like men do. I don’t think that women are built to work like men. I think that the traditional method of men working, while their wives are stay-at-home mothers is more sustainable for society. I’ll put a modern spin on it: SAHMs should…
Nahhhh everyone in that house that was supposed to be responsible for that child’s safety should be arrested and jailed. And that will not even be enough! 💔
Please always have someone with you in the hospital while giving birth. The person MUST be alert. MUST follow your baby. Some corrupt nurses/dr switch sick/dead babies with healthy ones if they've been paid. So pay attention!
I can't pretend not to notice that I hit the 400,000k Subscriber mark on YouTube yesterday! I don dey monitor the tin make I nor lie 😂 What a great start to November!!! 🍾🥂
#OnlyJesus
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#sisiyemmie
This is betrayal. Wife MUST NOT Quit her job. Plus those mummies should share childcare responsibilities too. Take the twins there so wife can work. Try not to resent the babies-those ones are innocent.
Vote them out. Remember their own children are abroad, graduating from Ivy League schools, living better lives, even rubbing it in your faces yet the masses in Nigeria cannot eat 3 square meals, cannot see cash. Vote them out.
I sent my 4 year on multiple errands today and it felt so good: she helped me bring my drinking water. She cleared my plates after eating… while I was pressing my phone.
Now she’s asking what else she can do, abeg which message I fit send her?
POV : Baking with kids
4yr old: I’m almost a grown up 😝
7yr old: 🙄how is 4 almost grown up??? Okay, what is 4+4 if you’re so grown up?😎
4yr old: 😩😩😡😡 muuuuummmmmy Teeeeto said I’m ah baybeeeeeeee😢😭😢😭😢
#YemisiBeingMom
I tell you something confidentially , someone posts a similar story, you now tag me in the comments “see the same advice I gave you” .... are you?....are you mad????
My 5 year old says he has money so we can BUY a big Hotel ... he's holding 50 Naira.
Where is the biggest hotel in Nigeria because we are about to buy it!!!!
We need more awareness when it comes to C-Sections. This is why I keep sharing my story. I’ve done 3 C-Sections and documented them. All birth is birth. As long as mother and baby are fine. On my Childrens head you don’t see “born via C-section “… we need more education.
Client was offered an ELECTIVE (pre-planned] C/S because she has a heart condition. Her frail heart would simply NOT withstand the distress of labor and vaginal delivery!
Her reply: " I need to tell hubby about all this first", and she left.
Never showed up UNTIL...
Today is Career Day & my mommy brain did not remember. As we kuku do not have a costume, I’m thinking my son will be dressed as a “Tech Bro” …lol Plain Tshirt & denim will do abi?
Kids are so annoyingly honest. I wore a dress and my 4 yr old said "mommy you look like a skunk 🦨
I was confused. So I looked in the mirror and brethren, I could not unsee it.
I've changed cloth .
Two days ago, I couldn't meet up to make food for hubby. Infact, I didn't calculate well, so he went to work upset. I couldn't ask him to study his Bible or listen to the message for the day, he got back the next morning, I opened the door and quickly gave him food before he went
“Mommy can the car AC be turned on minutes before I enter the car? I don’t like the hot seat touching my skin”
🙄
I really think my 6 year old was a multibillionaire, living a luxury lifestyle in his former life because all these requests are unfamiliar.
I don't know why there's so much pressure on women to be more polite, stay humble, be confident but not too much. Society stays trying to police the way women communicate, dress, sit,
— basically, exist.
You want WOMEN to raise funds, mobilize, strategize & sustain during this protest but sideline them from the table? Exclude women when it comes to key decision making? Are you serious?
#EndSWAT
Protect your daughters from these end time Pastors! Don't trust them. Some Nigerians would rather obey their pastor than obey the word of God. Build your personal relationship with your God. Smh
POV: Me at my sons school
Mummy do you know who that is?
Me: is she your class teacher?
Son: She teaches another class, but whenever you see her you know it’s going to be a great day!
Me: Ohhhh
Son: She’s like her name, Miss Peace
Me: I see…
Son: She reminds me of you
Me:…
Can we talk about how supportive Nigerian parents are??? My dad called me to say he has removed his ad blocker while watching my youtube videos so that I can earn more, saying he will watch all the adverts. I don’t know how he knew about that.
A call I got yesternight from Swancome in UK.
I sponsored my wife of 14years to study nursing in Nigeria after her first degree where she studied microbiology, after then, we relocated to Uk through work visa and as a dependant. After 2years she started exhibiting a strange…