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Joined August 2019
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Morris Baker
7 months
Do You.
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Drake got a beautiful baby .
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One of the reasons I wanna travel the world IS TO EAT 🥴
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2 years
“That’s how I am” Well how you are is not good, change.
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4 years
So um, I Graduated🎓.
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If I pay 60k enter this place, I no go leave till I learn water bending.
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Abuja Streets
2 months
The new water park in Abuja, in Asokoro… adult entry is like 60K and kids is more than 40K 🤧
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I’ve seen n!ggas become what they laughed at.
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4 years
Happy Birthday to me ✊🏾 .
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3 years
I fine, I be AA, I come get NIN. Do am if e easy.
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3 months
STANLEY NWABALI YOU WILL ASK FOR ONE AND GOD WILL GIVE YOU TEN !
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4 years
Just shot my shot 😌🤞🏾❤
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11 months
If You like vomit, I will still ask my wife and I am not sorry.
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“Let me ask my wife” 🤮
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3 years
Nicki Minaj doesn’t need a Grammy plaque to be the Greatest 🥱👍🏾.
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3 years
African parents need to release themselves from the bondage of “What will people say”.
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2 years
Maybe NYSC corpers should share their PPA stories too 💀.
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4 years
"Felt cute, might betray Jesus later"
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5 years
I'm just wondering why Kim has 6 toes .
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2009 Kanye & 2019 Kanye.
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NO .
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3 years
I will always rate Nicki Minaj highly, no other female rapper can compare to that woman and infact they keep reminding us of that.
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2 years
The fact that she would rather be a cleaner in UK than a banker in Nigeria says more about Nigeria than her.
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Oluwafemi
2 years
Ndi Japa incorporated... I hail you. 😥
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You’re not ugly, You’re just in Nigeria.
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8 months
Nicki Minaj will be number one for a very long time.
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Suki WITH THE GOOD COOCHIE
8 months
HOOD RAT OUT NOW
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But here you are, tweeting about it .
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4 years
imagine cutting me off and i didn’t even notice
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4 years
Worry about Yourself 🙏🏿 .
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1 year
Firm believer in Maltesers supremacy.
@iteyoupone
تصميم سيرة ذاتية | CV
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3 years
Minding my business.
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9 months
“Show me your friend and I’ll tell you who you are” na only if the friend Dey do bad thing 😂.
@ThugLife_Back
ThugLife💯
9 months
Friend of a rich man no be rich man, but friend of a thief na thief 😂
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4 years
It’s a Nigerian situation , but the UK Government are reacting before the Nigerian Government, digest that .
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End SARS: UK govt reacts to protests in Nigeria, what to expect from Buhari
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4 years
Greatest female rapper of all time, not debatable .
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4 years
Nicki Minaj
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3 years
Burna served , Baddo served , Wiz served , OBO served , our guys don’t miss 🇳🇬🦅 .
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Morris Baker
10 months
You go know food wey sweet.
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Chimee
10 months
After saying “No rice” for the next 1 week. Here I am again today, inside this kitchen, cooking the same rice 😭
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1 year
People dey talk Japa like say you go just go Ojota park see Canada motor.
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2 years
“How do you know I’m Igbo”
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3 years
100 level dem don dey call law student “The law”, person wey wan be DJ.
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2 years
Lol true, I should do this. Make my Original Type C charger no cause fight among my kinsmen.
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2 years
‘I hearby condemn’ ‘I hearby condemn’ na how we take reach where we Dey so. Zero action, 100 condemnations.
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2 years
Was never the type of student to check answers after an exam cus wtf is that gonna do ?
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1 year
You Dey do like 200level babe.
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5 months
Thank You very much for that question.
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5 countries you visited this year?
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4 years
In everything Wizkid said , only thing they took from it is “Old man” . That is quite telling .
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4 years
You were once 25 years old, You should've led a coup.
@realFFK
Femi Fani-Kayode
4 years
Truly pitiful!
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3 years
You’re 21 and already feeling like You’ve failed in life, relax man.
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4 years
Everytime we're about to forget You're dull, You remind us , a consistent King ❤ .
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Why do the BLM protest songs sound like war cries 🤣 ... so cringe.
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2 years
I swear na You put the rice.
@sharipotterr
S. 💕
2 years
Where are we headed to as a nation? 😭
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3 years
Daddy.
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1 year
Dollar goes up, prices of goods go up. Dollar goes down, prices of goods stay up.
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4 years
Black Americans fighting racism but discriminating Africans <<<
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9 months
Simplicity is attractive to people when they know You’re rich.
@realFemiOtedola
Femi Ote$
9 months
Happy Birthday To Darling Nana 🤍 …F.Ote💲
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3 years
Government to Bandits : We will give You N800m Government to Graduates : tried farming?
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3 years
If you’re going out with someone and they ask You “Is this what You’re wearing?” just go and change.
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1 year
Person go dey innocently surf twitter, next thing he go just see video of him mama dey climb burglary.
@IamDannyben
𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚗 ☻
1 year
No way home No new naira notes
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This App is an escape from sadness for a lot of people, don't ruin it.
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6 months
Watching eggroll go from N50 to N350 broke me.
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3 years
Messi saw that guy laying on the pitch to block his free kick and decided to play the ball low just to remind them. 🐐
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3 years
If You can afford A private Uni, just go there tbh. How will someone be in 1st semester for 3 years , wetin happen.
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There was really a time some of You thought not listening to Nigerian music was a flex.
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Not ashamed of Jesus.
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3 years
Robot go dey ask me whether I be Robot, Your brother dey miss ?
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4 years
Rape is a very sensitive issue , and I promise You , You don't have to contribute if You have nothing reasonable to say .
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2 years
Just watched that video of Teni and let’s be honest, if the same people that not for her can even say without one of the man gone of that course is not same way of seeing men.
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Messi’s Ballon d’or - scripted Messi’s World Cup - scripted Messi’s freekick - scripted I understand You guys tbh, the man just doesn’t seem real 😂.
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4 years
He was at the protest today , gathered crowd from agege , why ?
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4 years
Make sure You protect the women going out to protest with You , Please 🙏🏾❤️ #EndSARS .
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2 years
Please Don’t listen to people telling you not to bring your personal issues to twitter. We are one family here and we care about you very much, keep it coming 🙏🏾.
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6 months
This is a very terrible time to be an adult.
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2 years
Posting ‘Jesus’ doesn’t mean they won’t go and get their PVC’s. You wey e Dey bite for body, hope say you don collect your own PVC.
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3 years
First day of school 😍 We don arrange this Tie like 100 times this morning😂.
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2 years
For Naija, na parents get wedding. The couple Dey among guests.
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Hustle make Government no use Your mama do photoshoot 😭 wth is this .
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They took dollar from N600 to N2000. Brought it down to 1400 and Una dey celebrate 😂. Until it goes below where they met it, I can’t be impressed.
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4 years
Everyone retweet and reply this with #SARSMUSTEND !!!!
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4 years
The pepsi sef wear bling bling
@cuppymusic
Cuppy
4 years
Dinner is SERVED! 🛩 #JollofOnTheJet
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I can’t see you as someone who is serious in life if you’re buying agbalumo online.
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2 years
As a Life, why are you hard?
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3 years
Original song. Ft Wizkid.
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10 months
Women can call You to tell You that water poured on their leg just so you can tell them sorry.
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2 years
Your mates dey brag about cars they own, You dey brag about cars You’ve entered. 5 star passenger.
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8 months
I’m not ugly Anywhere o.
@mroscarromero
Oscar-Romero
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You’re not ugly, You’re just in Nigeria.
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2 years
“Wizkid is living off Essence” is the funniest thing I’ve seen 😂. Is it another person’s song he will live off ?
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2 years
Unsapa me, O Lord. 🙏🏾
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Buying garri just to waste it for meme Dey very insensitive to those of us wey actually need am 💔.
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@heisrema Rema when he’s offered anyhow sex :
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3 years
Damn, Double homicide.
@iSlimfit
Slimfit
3 years
I had a dream that Brazil 🇧🇷 won the Copa America and England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 won the #EURO2020 . The last time I had simile dream, Chelsea won the Champions League.
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People are too obsessed with getting back at people who didn’t believe in them, just hustle so you can have food to eat and live a good life, Person wey no believe in You fit blow too.
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This “Reckless” song by Wizkid is a solid 11/10 .
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That Wizkid’s ‘Sound Man’ EP is Album worthy man😂 see music.
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“Bench him”.
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2 years
Wetin Dey worry una? 😭😭😭
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Wetin be this 😂😂😂
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10 months
I have these exact watches and I got them for 15k each, they cheated Jay Z.
@effizzzyy
Prom Prom🌚
10 months
Jay z , please 😭
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Werey chop wig join.
@rutie_xx
RUTH 🇨🇦
3 years
How it started. How it ended.
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Pidgin English is not razz .
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You go think say people dey fool for Twitter until You enter TikTok.
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4 years
Amen ?
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If my guy blow before me, na connect for me so why I no go happy?
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Me going Live on Instagram during World War 3 .
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“Everlasting Sapa” worried about a Billionaire repeating clothes.
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3 years
If You dey Japa from this country, You fit just start dey shed tears for Plane because of Wetin Your eyes don see.
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4 years
Amen ?
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3 years
Twitter users will drag You for tweeting the same thing they say outside twitter everyday, interesting place I tell You.
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4 years
The entire National Anthem is a lie .
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