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Oscar-Romero

@mroscarromero

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Joined July 2020
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@mroscarromero
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This year is very personal Go hard or go home
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@mroscarromero
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Keep dating married men. The lady that will disturb your own marriage is in primary 2 singing “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands”
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@mroscarromero
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Legends in one picture 🤩
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This is one of the the realest things I ever read on Twitter
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@mroscarromero
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Buhari laughed when Sanwoolu told him that the people wanted the government to pay compensation to the families of those whose lives were lost. Don’t ever forget this. Buhari laughed. #EndSWAT
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@mroscarromero
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BREAKING NEWS: President Buhari expresses shock at the death of Queen Elizabeth II, says he was not aware she was still alive.
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: President Buhari expresses shock as #EndSARS is back to trending.
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@mroscarromero
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I am proud of how constructive I am with the nonsense I write during exams.
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@mroscarromero
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I just say make I tell say #EndSARS is back to trending
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@mroscarromero
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If you are good in English Begin a sentence with "them" 🙄🙄
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@mroscarromero
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The next babe I go out with, we’re drinking Gordon. You go tell me wetin really dey your mind. Maybe you go talk say I be like bucket chicken.
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@mroscarromero
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“I gave him my all” The all: breasts.
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
I heard Twitter has changed the colour of the RT button 🇳🇬 #June12thProtest 🥺
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
Everything about Nigeria is frustrating. I went to NIMC office to get my NIN, waited under the sun from 9am to 5pm, only to receive my slip and see that they put female as my gender instead of male.
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@mroscarromero
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Despite this #TwitterBan , people are still running mad 😂😂😂
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@mroscarromero
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If I am dating you and you see a better offer, omo leave me and move on o.
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@mroscarromero
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9 months
I lost 20kg so I won’t be squeezing people inside bus or cab.
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What’s your contribution to society?
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@mroscarromero
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“Why you write my name with red biro”
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How did you save your father's number on your phone ?
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@mroscarromero
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Pointous pilate
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
We dey chat. You say how are you. I say I’m great. I say you? You say kinda great. Wetin be kinda? You wan use style bill me. Me wey lie say I’m great shey I get two heads?
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@mroscarromero
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If you don’t want NIMC to block your sim, go and borrow airtime immediately.
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@mroscarromero
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If your Papa no fit buy am for you, buy am for your Papa.
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
We need Twitter in Nigeria for tweets like this 😂😂😂
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@mroscarromero
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I no dey bill anybody.
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What’s your contribution to society?
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@mroscarromero
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The beginning. The end.
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
Thug life 😂
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Old nollywood actors were effortlessly funny 😂😂 😂
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
Me as a police officer: I kee my five star Innocent citizen: I kee my six star Me: Arrest am! E don confess say e kee hin sister
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@mroscarromero
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4 years
“Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Agu” “Agu who?” “Agu comot ya teeth just now!”
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Nobody: Spaghetti eaten with spoon:
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
2018 I dey 500 level 2021 I still dey 500 level Tani mo fe so story aye mi fun 😭
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@mroscarromero
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If your mama never call you say make you come home or warn you about #June12thProtest , na adopt dem adopt you o.
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@mroscarromero
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2 years
An emergency response is needed at Ibadan Street, off Herbert Macaulay Road, Yaba. A 3 storey building collapsed and people are trapped inside. Please retweet and help if you can 🙏🏾
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@mroscarromero
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This Scene of Black Panther coming out of the portal in End game is one of the greatest moments in cinematic history. Rest In Peace Chadwick Boseman AKA King T’Challa 😔 Wakanda Forever 🙅🏾‍♂️
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
Laugh wan kee me for here 😂😂😂
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This is why they banned Nigerians from Twitter 😂😂😂
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@mroscarromero
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Omo make dem lift this ban before my 7days VPN free trial finish o 💀
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This Seyi Shay gist just reminds me of this video
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May you be successful in every exam you write this year 🙏🏾
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
In case you’re wondering what the Uloma gist is about
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This comment section made my night 😂
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@mroscarromero
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We don’t talk enough about how Twyse has been at top level in this comedy skit business for a long time. It’s not by gathering all the influencers in Lekki and untalented girls with big breasts.
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@mroscarromero
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Hi, I’m new on Twitter 😂 Show me around 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
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@mroscarromero
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It seems there’s an emergency 💀😂
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Are you going through hard times? Please go through it, it’s your turn.
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Why do Yahoo boys and Cele girls like themselves?
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Pawpaw’s movies made his memes popular. Odunlade’s memes made his movies popular. Know the difference.
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@mroscarromero
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2 years
The moment you decide to step out of your house in this Abuja, that decision alone na 5k.
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@mroscarromero
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3 years
Bisexual and yet you’re still single. They don’t want you left and right.
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@mroscarromero
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It was at this point that Ali knew that Simbi was no longer his mate.
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Doctor: You’re pregnant Girl: No! My mom’s gonna kiII me Foetus: Lmao same 💀
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Once you get this, it’s forever funny 😂
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Omo people dey tire me. We dey text. You say how are you. I say I’m fine. I say what about you? You say you’re good. You say and you? And you what? No be you ask me first?
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Breasts are so beautiful
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@mroscarromero
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You no see say dem chain am?
@SirAbbaFarmer
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What could be holding him back???
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@mroscarromero
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I just say make I tell you say the #June12thProtest don start
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The only reason I’m not bothered by people donating to Erica’s GoFundMe account is something that someone once said to me; “Anyone who has money can choose to spend it anyhow they want, whether it makes sense to you or not.”
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@mroscarromero
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“SAN sir” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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If supervillains were in Nigeria;
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“A babe and more” but you dey submit empty sheet for exam
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Nigerians are something else 😂
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@tolanibaj Why do women tweets things like this and later wonder why men see them as commodities? A guy paying for your groceries is a kind gesture but not a necessity. What if he does it and you don’t want to give your number, should he force it from you because “he now deserves it”?
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@mroscarromero
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Have you ever imagined how fine you’ll be if you have money?
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Try dey post your babalawo. That man dey try for you.
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Sho ni babalawo, flaunt am.
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“How far abeg no tell them for house say una kidnap me for Kaduna o. I be Abuja corper”
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Develop personal relationship with your kidnappers, NYSC tells corps members
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BREAKING NEWS: Buhari expresses shock as Twitter Owner, Jack, lends his voice to the #EndSARS movement
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TwitterNG is full of comedians 😂😂😂
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@mroscarromero
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People are wild on this app 😂😂😂
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This guy escaped the #LekkiMassacre last night and was narrating his experience on Arise News. Another clear account of what happened last night that needs to be circulated.
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Babe: Why didn’t you tell me you were married with 4 kids? Me: I’m shy 🙈
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One day we’ll start a conversation about who has a better World Cup legacy between Cristiano Ronaldo and Ahmed Musa.
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5:12pm and our Sims are still working. NIMC 0 : 2 Nigerians
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Noah looked like an idiot until it started to rain. Keep building!
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Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip gloss) I don’t tell you how to do your job
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@mroscarromero
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Meet Prophet Godwin Bassey, the first man to swallow his pride. #nigerianhistory
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Watch this to the end 😂😂😂
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It’s my birthday 🥳
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Lucy: You were always moving around with people Tochi: So you came to big brother to sit down? Am I a statue? Why won’t I move around? 😂😂😂😂 #BBNaijaReunion
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“If we have a President, he is dead” The anger in this man’s voice is exactly how I feel. He’s speaking my mind!!! #LekkiMassacre #LekkiGenocide
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@mroscarromero
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This guy went to a bank to close his account because they did not send him birthday text 😂
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Me and you dey waka. I buy Suya. You throway your chewing gum. Why???
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Anytime Barca loses, just listen to this 😂
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What’s wrong with y’all on this app 😂
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I don’t even understand this my mind. Na only mumu mumu things I dey always see for dream. Why Boma go dey pursue me with cutlass? 😡
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@tolanibaj Says the person that went to hustle for December funds on national tv and ended up hustling for man. Funds you no get, Man you no get.
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Why do Muslims always shake hands & say “Salman I like him” when they meet on the street? Who is Salman and why do they all like him?
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Why Fireboy no gree smile? Shey dem no pay am for the photoshoot?
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@mroscarromero
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Trikytee and Laycon whenever Biggie gives them a task for the house during the week #BigBrotherNaijaLockdown
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A gentle reminder that it’s only Bigi table water we are drinking. Na brand wey support us we go patronize!!! #EndSARS
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A big shoutout to Rite foods for supporting peaceful #EndSARS protesters during the week with Fearless Energy Drinks, Bigi drinks and Sausages. Na brand wey support us we go patronize!!!
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You disrespect yourself everytime you go back to a person that treated you with disrespect.
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The movie's hero The actual hero
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Money will paralyze you this week.
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I go hot next year. This year I’m not in the mood.
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I will look hot next year. This year I’m not in the mood.
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