Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia Twitter profile

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 years

Nothing survives here. Not dreams, not viruses.

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4 years

BREAKING: Nigerian who tested positive for coronavirus now negative

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

"my locs getting so long"

mo⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@theylovenett

4 months

my locs getting so long

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Whoever invented the keyboard, would he have died if he arranged them in alphabetical order?

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 months

True. And men are not charity organisations for financially underprivileged and willfully jobless women. 👍🏾

OBIANUJUAKU 💊 🩺

@obianuju_pc

3 months

Women are not rehabilitation center’s for poorly raised men. 🤝

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 months

NOTHING SURVIVES HERE, NOT DREAMS, NOT PENALTIES!! 🇳🇬 South Africa, THIS IS NIGERIA!!💪🏾

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 months

Thats why you never see us coming, even with all your light. We always come around and beat you like a thief in the night.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 years

This boy has a PhD in conflict resolution 😂🙌🏾 If you were the boy's father/mother, would you still beat him? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

10 months

@RookieM2_ @Memphis Your entire coming into being and existence, is cringe.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

What is wrong with people??😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

11 months

In rare cases, survivers of lightning strikes are left with a beautiful pattern on their bodies called LICHTENBERG FIGURES. They are so prominent that they look like tattoo designs. They are painless and need no treatment. They disappear after a few days. 🚶‍♂️

🫧Francës🍂🦋

@Jenfrances__101

11 months

Tell me something to motivate on this Monday morning.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

ASUU has been on strike since February. Govt doesn't care. Now. PHCN is on strike. The Government won't care. But there you are, looking for where to charge your UK used iPhone 7 to tweet in massive support of and vote this same Party in 2023.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Coming soon to your screens.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

All of you who have saved this picture for the purpose we all know you want to use it for, may you be able to use it with joy, sooner than you expect.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

OMO! Twitter is a mad house, tbh. How do people reason these things abeg? 😂🤦🏾😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 years

So my guy here fell in love with this laiskin babe January 2017 and they had been dating ever since then. Man got her admission in a polytechnic and paid her fees althrough, feeding, accomodation and whatnot. Girl graduated and man bought her a Toyota Corolla. All these while...

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 years

Nigerians go into almost everything with Buhari in their mind.

Africa story Live

@AfricaStoryLive

3 years

Nigerian boxer, Efe Ajagba in thunderclap knockout

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

I am 36 years old. When i am 40 and if i decide to marry, I'll marry a lady that is between 19 and 21 years old (max).

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

6 months

You'll NEVER see them turn something like this into a trend. Never.

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@Derass_1

6 months

This woman deserves everything 🥰👌 Afrika to the world

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

6 months

Practice - Noun Practise - Verb Advice - Noun Advise - Verb Hack: All "C" are Nouns; All "S" are Verbs. You are welcome.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

This lady's media is probably the most decent, beautiful and classy i have come across on this app. Makes one appreciate nobility and the appearance of true womanhood more. An absolute beauty to watch. Exquisitely satisfying. Not the nonsense most of you have been posting.

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@Ria__bani

1 year

Best day of the week ☺️🤎 #HappySabbath

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 years

It's treason for a solider to shoot at the Nigerian flag. It MAY be better for every group to bear the Nigerian flag in front of them so that the world can see. Let's see if Nigerian police will shoot at the Nigerian flag while the whole world is watching. Thoughts? #SARSMUSTEND

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

People are watching. If this crowdfunding works, people will leave their 9-5 jobs and go into full time kidnapping. You will crowdfund to stupor. This is why America doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

BRUHHHHH!! This movie is just 30mins in and i have already rated it 12.5/10 I'll see you guys later to catch up on what i missed. Ciao. ✌️

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

Having an APC supporter as a friend

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@maxvayshia

2 years

As PDP don run am for us, make APC just go pick Yahaya Bello as running mate make road clear, make we know say the race na between Peter and Obi. 😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 years

Dangote don JAPA! He has lost hope in this country. A whopping 60% of his assets being transferred to the US for investment? To protect his wealth and secure that of his children? Mahd oo. 😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Being broke can make you very quiet, reserved, sober and peace loving.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Clubbing is not enjoyment, it's suffering. Just noise pollution, smoke, sweat, body odour, headache, stuffiness and heat. 🙄

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Imagine yourself using number of girls that shoot shot at you per month to gauge the quality of your life. No focus. No goal. Just dust and cashew water inside brain, with a little tumeric.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

There is this lady i often chat with on WhatsApp. Each time i use an unfamiliar word in English Language, she immediately goes offline....to use a dictionary or Google and quietly comes back online to continue the convo. I observed that her vocab improved tremendously.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

11 months

Back in the days, we'd chew this gum, open the wrapper and get premium information and update our knowledge on many things, as a bonus gift. The gum with its Q & As went out of market. Today, people just chew gum and compare Beyonce with Michael Jackson.

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@MrBlackOG

11 months

At their prime, who has the biggest stage presence. Michael Jackson or Beyonce

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

Banks (In no particular order) that deserve accolades this period: 1. Fidelity Bank 2. Stanbic IBTC 3. Opay Add yours

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

Wait..... someone posted a pic and one werey commented: "If God don go rest laidis, Angels go jus dey create wetin dem like"?? This app is just too terrible 💀💔

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

An 18 year old Australian who had been saving every single cent she worked hard for, just to be able to buy her dream house, just got scammed by internet fraudsters. Her entire life's savings of $37k gone, to probably a 17 year old Yahoo boy who also wants to drive Venza 💔

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@maxvayshia

4 months

When you watch this video, you'll quite easily see how beautiful the activity of women can be and how men cannot but respect women in their true feminity. You'd never be able to appreciate this if you are busy screaming "I cannot cook for any man". Raging feminism is just

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@GistReel

4 months

Hilda Baci hosted Nigerian-Greek basketball player Giannis Antetokounmpo and his team

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

9 months

@Wizarab10 He married someone that belongs to the street and meant for the community.

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@maxvayshia

1 year

She's broke cos she complains about 2 eggs per day, which is roughly 60 eggs a month. 2 crates for the maid alone, in this economy. 2 cheese slices a day is 60 slices a month. A pack of cheese contains 10 slices. Do you know just how much a pack of cheese is? Are you ppl mad??

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@maxvayshia

4 years

I slept over at a colleague's place last month. At about 10:35pm, i heard his dog bark and a little noise at the gate. Went out to check and saw a male figure in the shadows staring directly at me but not replying my "who's there?". Before i could walk up to him after a few steps

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

You see that urge to be in everybody's good books? Kill it before it kills you.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

7 months

I haven't seen A SINGLE video of ANY American or European man eulogising Nigerian women and revealing why Nigerian women are better than his country women. Not ONE.

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@instablog9ja

7 months

American lady reveals why she loves dating Nigerian men over her countrymen.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Sugar is sweeter than Salt but this doesn't apply when cooking soup. You are valuable and important. You just probably are not in the right place.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Just met a guy with whom i had a very serious quarrel 3 years ago for bashing the behind of my SUV. Quarrel was so serious that it involved the army. Dark time it was. Today we recognized and hugged eachother and talked about Nigeria and exchanged numbers. Men's Life >>>>>>>>>>

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

Anytime i see this lady's tweet, i remember that as long as we draw breath, we can still make it. It should bring smiles and happiness to any right thinking person and remind them of the Grace, Mercy and Omniscience of the Almighty. It can shine on anyone at anytime.

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@_DebbieOA

4 months

First stop: A visit to @nnpclimited to redeem our 200,000 naira pms voucher. Zion just woke up and was booting😂. @AbiolaAdebisi7

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

OUT SHA ALLAH ijn ❤️

Jubril A. Gawat

@Mr_JAGs

1 year

IN SHA ALLAH ♾️

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

3 months

Industrial fan for a reason but people use it in rooms. Gives you WIND and never soft breeze, while shouting and annoyingly making so much noise like a rabid online feminist.

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@Jaynaija

3 months

Fact about this fan? 😂

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

Omo, na nonsense full outside. Those of you guys still planning on dating and choosing partners, you have a huge pile of rubbish to pick from. With a leap of faith, you could get lucky. I wish you all good luck, strength and wisdom. You'll be needing loads of it.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

As a female lady, if you are the type to go to YouTube to learn how to prepare a dish you aren't familiar with, just to make everywhere good for you and yours, may the heavens reward you financially and all-round and may the Grace of the Almighty never depart from your stead.

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Awwwn. This will be me at 56 and someone's daughter at 20, Insha Allah. ❤️❤️

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@yabaleftonline

1 year

"We prayed to find each other" – 22-year-old socialite, Mya Jesus elated as she gets engaged to older man after few days of dating

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

Make Pastor Adeboye and Oyedepo just tweet Peter Obi like this, make everywhere scatter.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

1 year

Peter Obi just has to win in court. He just has to, for the sake of the lives and future of many Nigerians, living and unborn. There is TOO MUCH at stake here and most of us don't realise this.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

8 months

This Nigerian student, Omotoyosi Meshioye reportedly Died aboard an Egypt Air flight to Cairo on Monday, enroute to London and the Egypt airline just casually discarded her body and went about their business. This is what happens when Countries have no respect for a Country

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

8 months

But this was your response to my pinned tweet in 2020. You literally told me to speak for myself.

𝑵𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝑴𝑱™️

@proudnursemj

8 months

A lot of people assume I’ve had it easy! But no! Far from it! My first salary as a Nurse was 20k Naira in a substandard hospital in Ibadan I was sent out by a friend who literally made me quit my 45k job for a promised job in Lagos, which I later found out didn’t even exist!

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Press am well

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@UberFacts

1 year

Convicted (adj.) Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge

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@maxvayshia

2 years

I randomly remember in 2006, Ekosodin, UNIBEN when i had to wear my girlfriend's wig to class to escape cultists who ordered me not to move from the hostel for 3 days as punishment for packing into the hostel looking "too bold". I was preparing for my first professional exam.

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@maxvayshia

4 months

This lady has overnight become about the biggest Nigerian influencer on this app, considering the attention and engagement she rakes in one tweet. Any smart brand would use her immediately. This is a good example of the Grace of the Almighty. When it shines, you wouldn't

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@_DebbieOA

4 months

Indomie showed love to us as promised🥰. They even brought more than enough and asked us to share💃🏽💃🏽. Thank you so much @IndomieNigeria , we're grateful🙏🏾

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

6 months

One 5-star feminist here once said men should not exist. If nature had listened to her, who would have saved this lady?

💕Queen Of Hearts💕

@aphrodeetees

6 months

God bless the dude that saved her 🥹 He was so fast and they didn’t even thank him 😐

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

2 years

RT if you are NOT Igbo and you support Peter Obi.

Sada Abubakar Dikko

@DikkonGande

2 years

99% of Peter Obi supporters are supporting him simply because he’s Igbo. I come in peace.

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@maxvayshia

6 months

No. How do you think gistlover gets most of its information?

THE LADY IMELDATAKON🦋

@Theimeldatakon

6 months

Dear men, please vent to women. They do Care❤️

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 months

Fat girls don't deserve happy marriage. They should just be installed in man's house.

MAMA G!

@themamaG_

4 months

Short guys don’t deserve love.

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@maxvayshia

11 months

I remember the first day i was dragged on here. 2016. I was still getting a hang of this app. I tweeted about fat ladies, saying any bulky lady 80kg and above, you don't save her phone number, you install it. It got to America Twitter. The rest is history. I saw ugly things.

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@maxvayshia

3 months

In 2020, Japan spotted something like this approaching West Africa and announced it will most likely hit Nigeria. It hit Nigeria, specifically Owo road in Ondo State, created its characteristic crater and people here including the government insisted it was a tanker carrying

Latest in space

@latestinspace

3 months

BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of 16 washing machines will approach within 140,000 miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22)

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@maxvayshia

10 days

Your Dad is most likely a false 9

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@dotcom_vibez

10 days

@yabaleftonline If my dad is AA and my mum is AA too then how did I become AS somebody help analyse

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@maxvayshia

7 months

I didn't vote for Buhari or Tinubu

𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒👾

@anthonystilldey

7 months

What is your contribution to society?

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@maxvayshia

1 year

iOS/iPhone is the most bland, cold, rigid, ugly and uncreative operating system and UI in existence right now. 97% of Nigerians using it don't use up to 20% of its functions and asides vanity, wanting to feel among and peer pressure, they don't have any reason for using it.

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@Fosudo

1 year

What’s a smartphone opinion that will have you like this?

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@maxvayshia

2 years

To whom it may concern: As at when due ❌ As and when due ✅

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@maxvayshia

2 years

This 7yr old boy who had been unconscious since i admitted him 2 weeks ago, finally regained consciousness this morning and has been eating but looks really PISSED at everyone. This nurse just said to him: "Welcome back to NIGERIA bros. No one is escaping. No one goes anywhere"😂

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4 years

In all my years on this app, i have never seen Twitter NG this resilient in unity before. Many of us even dropped everything, unblocked and are RTing Waspapping. The determination!! I am proud of you all. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 #EndSARS #EndSarsNow

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@maxvayshia

4 months

You deserve every kobo in there and more. Cook well for your darling husband. If anyone questions you on that, cook them too. Just keep cooking.

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@_DebbieOA

4 months

To everyone responsible for this, I don't have words, but I've cried out my heart in prayers for every one who donated, reposted and wished me well. My head hurts and I just want to sleep. Thank you all so much. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Deep down, the Atikulates and Batified all know Peter Obi is the right person for the job of salvaging this country but tribalism, religious bigotry, egotism and selfish desires wouldn't let them be great and stand up for what is true, good and noble.

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Nigerians are definitely not okay. Who did this??😂

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@maxvayshia

2 years

This man that just walked past me with a torchlight is not living. No longer in the physical body. Died in a factory inferno decades ago but has been clinging on to something I'm yet to figure out. As i walked past him, he looked back cos he knew i figured him out.

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@maxvayshia

8 months

For you men and women that sleep with multiple partners, sometimes during foreplay, you receive warnings or feel something off about what you are doing with A PARTICULAR lady or guy, you feel something doesn't feel right but you proceed anyway cos cravings must be satisfied.

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@maxvayshia

3 years

Man had already passed on, relatives demanded we cover and send body to the morgue but with my very hands, i literally brought him back to life after a struggle of over 4hrs! Many manoeuvres. Man's now a bit stable and asked how he got to the hospital, what happened...

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Let me just say this now, for those who care to listen: When you get a partner that gives you everything you want and "spoils" you with all the good things of life including physical, emotional and material stuff, yours is NOT to just sit hack and enjoy all the "unbelievable"

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@maxvayshia

3 years

So that's how these guys just entered airplane mode?

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@maxvayshia

4 months

Paying more than 3 to 5k for ANY haircut for WHATEVER reason, should be punishable by Law.

IkeoluwaSanusi ❤️💎🧲

@Ikwiseprodigy

4 months

This cost 50k here, will you pay for such gold service? we also have platinum which cost 200k.

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@maxvayshia

11 months

Don't listen to this please. Check it thoroughly. When you find what you are looking for, leave the relationship Move to another relationship and check again, move again. Just keep checking and moving. Never give up.

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@nurasabitu

11 months

leave your man's phone alone.

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@maxvayshia

2 years

If you have a partner that easily knows the difference between "Been" and "Being" and how to use them correctly in sentences, hold them strong. They are endangered species. 👌🏾

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@maxvayshia

10 months

Everyone who lifted a voice or a finger in support of this man, will regret it very deeply.....Eventually.

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Maxvayshia™

@maxvayshia

4 years

A Queen. Get all those clothes off and walk the streets naked, show them whose daughter you are. Strong black woman. We all stan dear. Don't let anyone shame you. Let it all out. 💪🏾

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Twitter for Dorime says 10k perfume is nonsense. Be honest, how much is the perfume you wear?

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Again, I remember i was 7 years when my Dad disciplined me (deservedly). Beat me so much for catching random lizards and using syringe to inject them with kerosene till they swelled up and died. After the beating, i said "Cane no dey kill goat" He carried cutlass and pursued me.

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Somewhere in Nigeria, one branch of the TV station called NTA is already cleaning their HOME ALONE disk with methylated spirit, for Christmas.

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@maxvayshia

9 months

JAPA has become more of an expression of classism than the desire for better things. So, many people who are doing very well here, still japa. Not out of necessity but out of peer pressure and then become at a loss of ideas about what to do with their lives over there. Not

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@Real_jaeflex

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What is that JAPA opinion that would have you in this position?

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@maxvayshia

1 year

This isn't even bants, i really have not seen ONE Tinubu supporter on my TL, on social media or in real life that isn't dull. Pilot lamp brains everywhere.

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@maxvayshia

7 months

Equating saggy breasts to prostitution or high body count in a lady, is one of the most remarkably idiotic stuff any man can do. Very razz and reeks of low brain cell count.

Esmeralda🫶🏽

@niifemiiiii

7 months

What opinion about BREASTS will have you like this??

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@maxvayshia

6 months

I think it's time to clear some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the

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@maxvayshia

6 years

You will be living in Lagos, they will call you that your wife is about to deliver, you will now enter Lagos traffic and by the time you get to the hospital, your son is in primary 3🙄. Mtscheew.

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Waspapping is a clear example to show that being logical will forever be better than being emotional/sentimental. Man played on your emotions and used the fallacy of Argumentum Ad Misericordia (appeal to pity) to play you all....like Gabriel Jesus.

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@maxvayshia

11 months

A guy invited you to a restaurant. Made you wait 5 HOURS! No apologies. You aet food worth 12k, required you to pay. You needed his power bank to power your phone to pay but No, he made a video of you to prove he is an Alpha Mail. Some ladies need to love themselves more tbh.

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@maxvayshia

4 months

Your Opay account dey Tier 3 but na N1,400 dey there.

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@maxvayshia

7 months

I once had a female friend (half caste) from University days. 7 years friendship and she was staying alone. Visited often and it NEVER occured to me to do anything. One day, on the 9th year of our friendship, she visited me at my apartment during youth service, stayed 8 days,

Tolu Of Canada 🇨🇦

@tolul_ope

7 months

There’s no guy on earth capable of forming a genuine friendship with the opposite gender, If given the opportunity HE will smash.

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@maxvayshia

4 years

I am AA and i just want to tell y'all that if at all i get crazy enough to marry, i will marry AA ONLY. Our children will all be AA and give birth to only AA and the selfishness shall be handed down as a badge of honor from one generation to the next and unto the last. ✌🏾

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Owo that witnessed soul-crushing massacre still vote massively for the same APC. Both Ondo and Ekiti States where even the BLIND saw shege, vote APC with unprecedented desperation. Has to be the 8th world wonder.

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Just Imagine this face pop up on your screen as your First Lady, then add competence and brilliance to it all. How do you feel? #PeterObiForPresident2023

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@maxvayshia

1 year

Remove insecurity and bad economy from this country and I'd personally have no business in any other country asides tourism. Nigeria is the best place on earth to enjoy my money. For me, there is more enjoyment in Nigeria than any other country.

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@maxvayshia

2 years

This former neighbour of mine went from not being able to feed and cater for his family to being a couple of millions of naira away from being a Billionaire, if my calculations are right. All within 96 hours! He is literally dazed and still in disbelief

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@maxvayshia

2 years

Had a dream over the night that this female patient i admitted a day before (a case of attempted suicide) took a knife and stabbed herself to death by going for the jugular. I woke up this morning, 3am. Vibe i got was that it hadn't yet happened. Raced down to the ward...

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@maxvayshia

10 months

Pooja, Tinubu did NOT address u when he was contesting. People died and got injured and beaten up during the elections, he did NOT address u or Nigerians on that. Not a word of commiseration or regret. Is it now he'd address u? Tha man u support, doesn't give a rat's ass about u.

POOJA!!!

@PoojaMedia

10 months

President Tinubu needs to address the nation NOW. Hunger is walking on the streets of Nigeria.

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