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Rhys Morgan

@rhysmorgan

1 year

Just a reminder that you can find me out at the elephant service: @rhysmorgan @mastodon .social

Rhys Morgan (@[email protected])

1.06K Posts, 237 Following, 178 Followers · Bug fixes and performance improvements.

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Rhys Morgan

@rhysmorgan

3 years

It’s ridiculous that women are being told to call 999 to check if the person in front of them is a police officer. Couzens WAS a police officer. Even if Sarah Everard had called 999, what would have happened differently? She would have been told that yes, Couzens is an officer.

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8 years

HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

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4 years

I’ll never, ever forgive Jeremy Corbyn, his acolytes and allies, and the Eurosceptic left as a whole for today, tbh

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3 years

Also, absolutely ridiculous statement from Zoe Billingham on BBC Breakfast just now, claiming that there’s no way that a police officer would stop someone from making a phone call if they’re in the process of arresting them, legitimately or otherwise.

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3 years

Especially if they’re not legitimately arresting someone, does she really think that the person being fraudulently arrested is going to be allowed to make a phone call?! Utterly meaningless suggestion.

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9 years

Vile.

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3 years

Also, one that would inevitably lead to yet more victim blaming. “Well why didn’t she call to check? She could have just called to check. She could have resisted. She could have run away.” ignoring that none of those are even remotely possible in that circumstance.

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2 years

@tebsf @JuliaTerruso @JohnJHarwood There wasn’t even anything to rehabilitate!

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4 years

Fuck you, WashPo. Fuck you. This person hadn’t even received the jab, they had the placebo - and then died of COVID. You *know* vaccine denialism is an enormous problem, especially with any potential COVID vaccine. This headline is so grossly immoral. Fuck you.

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Volunteer in Oxford coronavirus vaccine trial dies

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2 years

so, so close to getting it

Bitfinex'ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺

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2 years

🤔

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6 months

I don’t think I can afford that, sorry

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GTA 6 to cost between $1-2 Billion, making it the most expensive game of all time

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Rhys Morgan

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4 years

Very, very jealous of New Zealand right now

The Associated Press

@AP

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New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern says she's confident the country has halted the spread of the coronavirus after the last known infected person in the country recovered. It has been 17 days since the last new case was reported there.

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3 years

Just a note - if you’re gonna reply with “but if she HAD called…” bullshit, how about you don’t? Your opinion is naive and victim blaming, and it’s not wanted.

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1 year

For fuck’s sake, the BBC are bringing back the post-COVID evidence-free scare story about “needle spiking” again. There is literally *zero* evidence that it has ever happened! Even in this instance!

Needle spiking: 'I'm losing out on my 20s and having fun'

Chloe Ward was one of 1,382 people to report spiking by needle in a five-month period.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Rhys Morgan

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2 years

Is it that he’s 24?

British GQ

@BritishGQ

2 years

Today Shawn Mendes turns 24 and we've got all the secrets to his youthful skin.

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2 years

@thetyronwilson k*ds

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2 years

So, Rishi Sunak’s leadership campaign website domain name was registered on 23rd December 2021… 🤔 Been plotting a while, @RishiSunak ?

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11 months

@BatarianHermit Yeah, that tweet made me mad with how uninformed it is. We actually need air con in U.K. houses now, for summers like last year if nothing else.

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3 years

@AndrewRTDavies You absolute fucking moron. Fuck you, delete this tweet.

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2 years

Laura Pidcock

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2 years

Today I resigned from the National Executive Committee of @UKLabour please read my full statement below or full text here:

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1 year

@PokemonGoApp This is bad and you should feel bad

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2 years

This is deeply fucked. She’s 95, let her have a week or two off, ffs. And the rest of us shouldn’t be going into an office when we’re sick, especially when we can work from home and not make our colleagues sick too.

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2 years

MAIL: Queen’s Covid example to us all #TomorrowsPapersToday

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Rhys Morgan

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4 years

Getting very tired of seeing hardline Corbyn activists, who just last month were convinced of a Labour majority, telling us why we lost, who the next leader should and shouldn’t be, and what policies they should have. Sit down and shut up for a bit.

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2 years

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6 years

@MattDowneyMPD @olivetodie @becca_harry I mean, it’s cursed, don’t get me wrong. But it’s not exactly… this cursed…

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2 years

@kittynouveau I can’t put into words how much I dislike this! I must send it to everyone.

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Rhys Morgan

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7 years

The Switch now supports GameCube controllers 😮

The Nintendo Switch Now Supports GameCube Controllers

The recent 4.00 Nintendo Switch update has a secret: It brings GameCube controller support to the Nintendo Switch.

kotaku.com

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Rhys Morgan

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2 years

@Nicola_Slawson It’s incredibly grim for them to just repeat “he’s in a (deep) coma” when… that just isn’t true. He’s not just unconscious.

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1 month

I absolutely hate these cash-only businesses, especially the ones where they try and guilt you with this nonsense. It’s a blatant attempt to hide things from HMRC.

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Ludicrous. Cash needs insuring, storing, transporting, banking which all cost the small business money. But it can be arranged to leave a fainter trail for HMRC. No suggestion this biz does that of course.

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4 years

As ever, fuck off and shut the fuck up, Jacob Rees-Mogg. Fucking vermin piece of shit.

Rees-Mogg attacks Wales travel ban and says Drakeford is 'hard-left'

The senior Conservative attacked Wales' plans for travel restrictions in the Commons

www.walesonline.co.uk

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2 years

Got engaged this weekend, lads

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6 years

Lads… LADS… I GOT A FIRST! I GOT A FIRST IN MY DEGREE! I FUCKING DID IT.

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2 years

For all the (incorrect, lacking understanding) whining about £37 billion being spent on test and trace… we can literally order 7 lateral flow tests per person *every day* online, and they’ll arrive a couple of days later, totally free. Other countries have fucked up so hard here

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11 months

“And that’s why you always keep in touch!”

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Man fakes his own death and then turns up to his funeral 'to teach family lessons about staying in touch'

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6 years

@leloveiga @KJ_S_ I think even more damning of LinkedIn than the fact people post this trash is how many likes it has.

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2 years

For all the completely deserved hype and attention that Severance and Ted Lasso gets, For All Mankind has somehow almost slipped under the radar in hype for Apple TV+, despite being one of the best streaming shows.

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5 years

@CSingler @chrisdelia @seanward @merlinsclaw @Scaachi This... this isn’t how taste works???

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4 years

Legitimately very funny seeing people try and excuse Jez et al. as if the referendum wasn’t won for Leave by the very people who would have listened and been convinced by a strong Labour case for remaining.

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2 years

@AgnesCallamard @amnesty You are an absolute disgrace

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11 months

New hotspot for Goron cuisine

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World’s hardest dish? Stir-fried stones are China’s latest street food fad

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4 years

@sheashyrelle @t1walade This is complete nonsense. You don’t increase the amount of CO2 consumed. Surgeons have used masks far, far, far, far longer than any of us have.

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3 years

“"We are raising prices, where necessary, around the world," he said” I think this quote misses “…to retain executives’ multi-million pay and bonuses” Kraft Heinz says people must get used to higher food prices - BBC News

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4 years

Xcode 11.7 has encountered an error while trying to load the documentation for `Error`

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1 year

Incredible. Not only did Meghan LITERALLY kill the Queen according to the Daily Mail, but the Met Office have caused the impending blackouts for not predicting the cold snap!

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this is pretty desperate buck-passing

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2 months

@GoldwagNathan @Atmosph3rik @JanetheActuary Far more expensive and even more time consuming than taking the practically identical frozen food out of your own freezer and heating it up.

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2 years

UK Twitter following so much US Twitter has been one of the worst things about this pandemic. We have two nations with vastly different pandemic outcomes and onward trajectories from here, and yet a lot of UK sees US anxiety, and things it still applies here.

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2 years

omfg, David Davis using his question to tell Boris to fuck off! This is the best PMQs ever

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1 year

Best day ever! What an absolutely stunning day to get married ❤️

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@StrongIndies @pixeltroid1 It’s not like we can ship your machine!

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1 year

@heidihoopes @elonmusk @sampullara @RemindMe_OfThis Are you expecting Twitter to be here in 12 hours for this to remind you? 😬

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4 years

This tweet’s done well in digging out the cranks lmao

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2 months

@vanillaopinions It is literally violence - and, in fact, genocide - to suggest that maybe people should buy frozen meals or cook for themselves instead of paying $30 for someone on a slave wage to hand deliver the exact same frozen food to their door. *Literally*

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5 years

What a profoundly wanky tweet

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#JokerMovie is an efficacious & disturbing film that's equally meritorious & tragic. Phoenix's roaring, monstrous performance as the Clown of Crime is so immaculate, so maestoso, it's a prodigious accomplishment, and marks the apex of his already superlative career. #Venezia76

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2 years

@MJ_Nether @linusgsebastian When you buy a company not for the company, but as a way to hire the people who works for it.

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3 years

Too right. You wouldn’t consider it appropriate to balance gay people discussing oppression by bringing in homophobes. Bringing in LGB Alliance as some kind of false balance for trans people is exactly as wrong and unjustifiable.

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Ofcom boss declares it 'extremely inappropriate' for BBC to 'balance' trans people with anti-trans activists

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1 year

@KaiserWunderbar @Rosvo11 @edzitron

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3 years

@Baldpotato3 @Medic_Russell This is enormous bullshit. It is not “experimental” and nobody has been “forced”. Most people are sensible enough to realise the only way out is the vaccines, and have been eager to get protected as quickly as possible. That you’re defending the horrendous protest speaks volumes.

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1 year

Look - just 20 days ago, the BBC reported on the total lack of evidence of “needle spiking”, even cases that were reported as allegedly such. Ridiculous that they’re reporting as if it’s a thing that’s ever been proven to happen.

No evidence of spiking by injection, say police

Despite a surge in complaints, Police Scotland found no proof of the crime in the past year.

www.bbc.co.uk

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7 years

IS THIS A FUCKING BEE MOVIE REFERENCE IN #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

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1 year

Not only have the BBC reported this as “she claims she was needle spiked”, they actively say “she was needle spiked”. There’s no evidence, and the whole concept makes no sense either!

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2 years

That’s not the actual UK spend though. We *budgeted* £37 billion for two years of *TEST*, track, and trace - likely to ensure that there wasn’t really a ceiling on spend. In the first year, we spent £13.5 billion, with the vast majority (£10.4 billion) being spent on testing.

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This is very striking. Not least because Germany’s worked

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5 years

Actually, yes you are

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes Those emoji are telltale signs of a “gender critical”, which tells you all you need to know

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2 years

@nctspy You’re sharing a link to an awful Twitter thread with links to malware. Not only is it a grim thread to have shared (presumably for money) but it’s actively incredibly harmful.

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3 years

@JarrieSam I don’t think we should be putting any more onus on women to keep themselves safe, and should instead be proactively sacking the creeps who get nicknames like “the rapist”, who expose themselves in public, instead - at the very *least*.

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4 years

Good for them!

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1 year

@ABridgen @YouTube It’s because you’re a fucking crank. Happy to help!

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4 years

Given it is so administratively difficult to set up this scheme for self-employed and freelance workers, and might not pay out until June, and won’t cover those who haven’t filed a tax return (understandably!) - why can we not introduce emergency UBI?

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2 years

People saying that restrictions aren’t actually “restrictions” - kindly shut the fuck up. I legally couldn’t see my girlfriend for months last year, and then because I was lucky enough to move in with her, I legally couldn’t see my family for much of the rest of the year.

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2 months

@WallaceandSons @H_H_Gray Not defending Spoons food at all - I agree with you. But almost every chain restaurant is like that nowadays, while also costing 5 times as much as Spoons’ food.

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2 years

Holy SHIT, the way he took that éclair 😳😳😳

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Honestly I think all humankind has been leading up to this moment

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6 years

Fuck OFF, Jamie Oliver

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Unlimited refills of sugary soft drinks in restaurants may be outlawed, along with selling sweets and chocolates around checkouts, under a new Government campaign against child obesity

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2 years

@RachBlevins You planning on being an unpaid shill, then?

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1 year

@LeithMotive @WelshGasDoc Good luck retaining literally any staff in the NHS if that happens. No doubt a lot of doctors have sunk-cost in time and effort, but every extra bit of shit that gets thrown at them tips more and more towards saying “fuck it, I’m out”.

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8 years

So I am sorry. I am so sorry that I voted for Jeremy Corbyn in the leadership election. I’m sorry for being even a part of electing him.

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9 years

Yes! My @sirjoancornella book arrived! http://t.co/q0vyP8jhem

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9 years

@philtheswo Hey, blame @Popehat , not me! My first tweet had context!

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9 years

There really aren’t many more words I could use to describe everything the Tories did in the last five years and everything they will do.

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2 years

@SirMaximoose @fimmm_ @Pittman005 @AdventurousChap @NintendoUK And yet the government advice for businesses is “Carry on as normal”

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1 year

@MrAlecFenn Fuck off. I’m angry because it’s blatant misinformation that’s been debunked over and over, and looking for a cause of spiking that doesn’t exist doesn’t help anyone.

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7 years

@brokeymcpoverty @Conrantickle Just wait until you discover Naked Attraction

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4 months

For fuck’s sake. What is this absolute bollocks in the local Labour MS newsletter? Not scary words like Xantham gum and “emulsifiers”?!?

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10 months

Actually, *disposable* vapes absolutely should be banned! There is absolutely zero justification for them. It’s mad that we’ve banned plastic straws which do fuck all for the environment, but we’ve not banned these.

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It's as if we learn nothing. Another "ban" call, as if that's a magical solution. #Vaping thread: It's already illegal to sell to children. We don't need new law, we need enforcement of existing laws (same for NO). 1/4

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8 years

I swear to fucking god, Corbyn, you useless, awful idiot - why, rather than oppose gvmt. do you constantly incite internal party warfare?

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4 years

@nickclarkeleave @Jennyflower Mmmmmmaybe don’t be such a stupid, hateful prick on Twitter, where everyone can see what an awful, unsympathetic piece of shit you are

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2 years

@silv24 You mean the weekly claps and competitive kitchen pot banging didn’t magically revive and imbue you with infinite time and energy for those sick months back in 2020?!

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2 years

@FakeShowbizNews Is this pre-sugar tax Lilt?

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Composable Architecture running on visionOS! cc: @pointfreeco

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Perfect inspirational quote from @TheInspiroBot

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2 years

@Casgardian @sonduh @BBCNews Actually, neither should be axed ☺️

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@garwboy One of the most terrifying downstream things of this is how judges have been using this to give more lenient sentences to under 25s convicted of horrific crimes

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. @thatalexday , @CarrieHFletcher , @BethanLCollins and me! http://t.co/BHMv766v

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4 years

The grimmest thing about the 2020 US election is seeing all the people who were crying for Warren to be Sanders’ VP choice in 2016, saying they’d have voted for her if she’d ran, turning on her and calling her a corporate stooge, and every other leftist insult under the sun.

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Can’t believe it’s come around this quickly, but tomorrow, I’m actually getting married!

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6 years

@RupertMyers Fuck off, creep

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2 years

@bear_roar @NikkiHesford @PaulBrandITV I cannot wait for the day their property are requisitioned

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2 years

How about nothing, you fucking narcs?

What you can do if your neighbours are smoking cannabis

Police forces around the country have been addressing people's concerns

www.walesonline.co.uk

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He literally gave private information to a blackmailer. He has, if anything, got off incredibly, incredibly lightly in terms of “hounding”.

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I am not condoning or justifying his actions for a second, but something makes me very uneasy about the way this man (who has a history of mental health struggles) has been hounded. Yes, he did something wrong, but he was also a victim

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@ReelPolitcast Fucking creeps

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