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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Today, we have decided to tell the truth about our war on Gaza.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

I don't think there's any need for this account. The official IDF page is a parody in itself.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Thank you America 🇺🇲🇮🇱❤️

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

We discovered these in a children's nursery in Gaza. Absolutely horrifying. The nursery has now been demolished.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the first case of a suicide bomber who is still alive.

Israel ישראל 🇮🇱

@Israel

5 months

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. One is a 13 year old girl kidnapped from her home. The other a terrorist who attempted to murder Israelis.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Our heroes resting after a hard day's work of killing kids.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Why are they waving goodbye to Khamas? Palestinian prisoners never wave at us when we release them 🫤

Verum Reports

@VerumReports

5 months

Hamas released more prisoners today via the Red Cross near the Rafah border crossing with Egypt. Two of the Israeli civilians wave goodbye to a Hamas soldier just as they get ready to leave.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

. @JoeBiden please impose sanctions on Romania. They attacked us and defeated us.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

We thought @elonmusk was a genius but he felt for our lies so easily 😂

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

We don't need you to stand with us. Focus your efforts in building toilets in your own country and we'll focus on stealing more land. Is that clear?

💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭

@Vinod_r108

5 months

@Israel @giladerdan1 Stand with Israel - stand on the right side of history Full support to #Israel from Indian #Hindus 🇮🇳🇮🇱 Now and Forever #Israel

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

4 months

5 million people attended the stand with Israel demo in London today.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

Breaking: We have found an entrance to a Khamas terror tunnel near the Al Shifa hospital.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Yes we admit it. Our Apache helicopters were used to kill hundreds at the festival. But it was Khamas who used mind control technology to control the minds of our pilots.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

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@IDF We thought they were Palestinian civilians.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

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@IDF Soldiers left the scene disappointed as there was no child to kill.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Stop laughing at our brave troops 😡 They were not shooting at walls. They were shooting invisible ghosts.

Warfare Analysis

@warfareanalysis

5 months

🔻The IDF released this video of its soldiers engaging with walls in a school.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@Israel Her car caught on fire and we accused her of being a suicide bomber although there were no explosives in her car. Genius!

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@IsraelDefenseF

2 months

Sad to see you resign. You will be missed. Thanks for the memes.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@IDF But America gives us more to commit war crimes.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@DrEliDavid @antonioguterres @giladerdan1 Erm, this is proof that they were all civilians. None of them were Khamas.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

19 days

Pajeets, where's your phool sapport when we need it the most?

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@HenMazzig Are you telling me Khamas didn't provide her make-up before she appeared on camera? Disgusting savages!

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

A huge thanks to American tax payers. Without your support, we would not have been able to set new records in killing civilians.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Hey @IDF Please bring this guy back. The level of memeable content he provides is second to none. Thanks

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

Israel does not target civilians. Israel targets buildings in which there are civilians inside.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Our media team screwed up again! They did two takes but forgot to tell him to hold the rifle in the same hand 🤦‍♂️

Ahmed Al-ish

@AhmdAlish

5 months

فضيحة: الجيش الإسرائيلي نشر فيديوهين لما يزعم إنه مشهد لاستسلام مسلح من حماس، نفس الشخص ونفس المكان، في الأول يحمل السلاح بيده اليمني وفي الثاني يحمله بيده اليسرى! مستوى من الرداءة من دولة اعتادت أن تكذب الميديا العالمية بالنيابة عنها وفجأة وجدت نفسها مضطرة لمواجهة السوشيال ميديا

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

24 days

Our two favourite Pajeets ❤️

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

This is Shani Louk (still alive) next to an IDF tank. We're still trying to figure out what happened that day.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@netanyahu He was a very inspirational figure. He inspired many of our own war crimes ❤️

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@InnaVernikov @NYYRC Stop begging for money. We won't give you anymore. We have more important people to fund.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

@AvivaKlompas They could have been romantic in Paris but they decided to join an invading force 💔

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@DrEliDavid We could have used precision bombs here but our pilots were bored so we let them destroy the whole town.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@SecBlinken Thank you for not recognising the human rights of Palestinians otherwise you would have condemned Israel a long time ago for its human rights violations.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

@AvivaKlompas His country fought Palestinian newborns so that his newborn could be safe ❤️

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

The diaper memes are coming true! Who prayed for our troops to get humiliated like this? Dr. Tal Brosh, Director of the Infectious Diseases Unit at Assuta General Hospital in Ashdod, said, "Diarrhea spread among soldiers in the south, and in their various areas of…

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

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There's no way we would have let the Thai workers sit at the front and mingle with the superior Israeli hostages.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@DrEliDavid @geertwilderspvv Also, we should rename Israel to Europe as 80% of Israelis are Europeans. The rest are Arabs.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

We are losing too many soldiers. This is a call to all the Pajeets around the world who have shown phool sapport. Come and fight for Israel on the front line. Enlist now! P.s you need to bring your own diapers as there is a shortage.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@Israel Don't you think he's a false prophet?

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@IsraelDefenseF

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Our Defence Minister came to Gaza today He looked absolutely terrified and insisted our tanks surrounded him at all times He took a few photos then left.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@McDonaldsUK @FantomKingHodl Thanks for the free food ♥️

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@IDF That's right, October 7 all over again.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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Dear Khamas, Is your video editor willing to take on freelance projects for us?

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

1 month

We had to teach Russia a lesson for supporting Khamas.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

4 months

100 days and we haven't rescued a SINGLE hostage 🥹

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STOP CALLING OUR SOLDIERS PIGS! That's an insult to pigs.

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@RabbiPoupko @NewHavenPD @sahar_tartak @JewishNewHaven @New_Haven_PD @yaledailynews @MayorofNewHaven @nhmtfa Kids throwing rocks! Absolutely terrifying! I just soiled my diaper 🥹

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@mohammed_hijab Challenge accepted. Only one condition. You have to allow our fighter to wear a diaper.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

@IDF We would like to thank our talented video editor who seamlessly combined two separate videos together and transitioned from the well video into another video at 1:12

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@Israel How dare they teach her Arabic and the noble characteristic of offering others food first before she eats? Disgusting!

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@IDF @Israel How evil are they that they took an injured person to A HOSPITAL! PURE EVIL!

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@IsraelDefenseF

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Our North Gaza division took a break from fighting to take a group photo. For some reason, none of them wanted to smile for the camera.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@DrEliDavid The Yassin RPG. They've destroyed so many of our tanks and APCs with it 😟

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@IsraelDefenseF

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We thought Khamas had raped women at the festival because when we found them, they hardly had any clothes on. Turns out, that's how they were dressed to begin with.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@AdinHaykin1 ...dead

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@piersmorgan We're still looking for video evidence that Khamas killed children, burnt people, and raped women. Do you have videos that we don't?

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

@WarMonitors There's no longer a need for this account.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

We have found a Khamas terror tunnel in the Shawshank State Prison

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@IsraelDefenseF

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We have discovered another entry point to the vast network of Khamas terror tunnels.

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@EylonALevy Congratulations on your new role.

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@YoniMichanie @antonioguterres You are 100% correct. It's a war crime when they break a chair but it's not a war crime when we blow up a school.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@David_Cameron Thanks for caring more about ships than Palestinian babies.

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@HananyaNaftali Quickly delete this before you get in trouble again! We don't wanna reveal our full-genocide mode yet.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Are you telling me we've been bombing dense neighborhoods for no reason when their rockets are hidden in the desert?

Suppressed News.

@SuppressedNws

5 months

Al Qassam Brigades released this new video earlier today👇🏼

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@ShorrTirza We would like to thank him for his sacrifice. He died in vain.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Press this button to get post notifications in case Khamas reports us and we get shadow-banned.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@kiyahwillis Thanks for supporting Israel's mass-killing of babies. But please don't visit Israel. Black people tend to face racism here.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Our brave soldiers have successfully destroyed dozens of eggs. Our intelligence told us that Khamas was breeding some chickens to carry out suicide bombings.

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6 months

Everyone please make videos like these and tag this account 🫡

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@SenFettermanPA Shall we release the 5,000+ Palestinian hostages too? Most of whom went through military courts without the right to a fair trial?

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@IsraelDefenseF

6 months

When people support Palestine after you spent billions promoting Israel.

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It would have been 6 million but they closed off the roads and trains to avoid overcrowding.

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@HananyaNaftali I think this is proof we abducted civilians.

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@IDF Except Palestinian Christians of course.

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@elonmusk @KettlebellLife But you still support our war crimes right?

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@IsraelDefenseF

4 months

He learnt a big lesson...

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

1 month

Dear @FarisHammadi Please send us your address habibi. We'd love to send you a Starbucks gift card and a year's supply of Coca Cola.

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

Why can't these very vocal pro-Israelis handle the truth?

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@Israel Don't repost this one though.

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4 months

Morale is high amongst our troops 😌

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@IsraelDefenseF

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Stop asking us why our forces are stripping naked innocent Palestinian men. Our soldiers are homosexuals and they like men.

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@IDF This looks like one of the entrances to the bunker we built in 1983.

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@HilzFuld She was walking aimlessly because her home was destroyed and her family were killed. We found a great opportunity to make a PR video.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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@Israel Is this the voice actor we hired from Lebanon? She did a very good job.

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We are actually letting them blow up our tanks so that their stockpile of rockets finish which will mean they won't be able to fight anymore. You guys won't understand this big brain strategy.

Richard Medhurst

@richimedhurst

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🚨 NEW FOOTAGE Qassam fighters make quick work of Israeli tanks No wonder Israel never release any combat footage. When it comes to fighting man-to-man they are impotent.

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@SecBlinken Phew, we thought you're talking about us there.

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@IsraelDefenseF

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Yes that's right. They are racist because they killed a black soldier who was invading their land.

Hen Mazzig

@HenMazzig

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Andu’alem Kabeda was killed by Hamas, the racist and antisemitic terrorist group, in southern Gaza yesterday. May his memory be a blessing 💔

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

4 months

This coloniser gave a thumbs up on Gaza's beach. It was one of his last photos. He was triangled...

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@YosephHaddad This was inside a military base and she was a soldier.

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@SkyNews He paid the ultimate sacrifice ❤️ His memory will not live on.

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Guys, we promise, these are not two separate videos with different lighting! This is one continuous video. We don't want to delete this post as the last time we deleted it, people laughed at us. Please believe us. Please?

Israel Defense Forces

@IDF

6 months

OPERATIONAL UPDATE: IDF and ISA forces revealed a significant 55-meter-long terrorist tunnel, 10 meters underneath the Shifa Hospital complex during an intelligence-based operation. The tunnel entrance contains various defense mechanisms, such as a blast-proof door and a firing…

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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

@IsraelDefenseF

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Our brave and courageous soldiers conquered a hospital which had unarmed doctors, injured kids and babies in incubators 💪

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Note from admin: This post is directed only to those Indians who support Israel. As for those who stand with Palestine. Respect!

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@WalshFreedom Accurate, because we own America.

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@IDF This was filmed in Beit Hanoun 🤫

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@IsraelDefenseF

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People of America. Your senators and government would rather send us an extra $14.5 billion to make Palestinians homeless instead of helping out your growing homeless population.

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

5 requirements for joining the IDF propaganda team: 1. Must be able to lie 2. Must lie with a straight face 3. Must believe own lies 4. Must not have a heart 5. Must be able to pronounce Khamas properly

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@IsraelDefenseF

5 months

We've been getting a lot of bad PR lately which is why we're thinking of renaming our country to: Palestine. Everyone loves Palestine right?

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