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8 years

America, you elected a fascist dictator because you hate your mother. See a shrink and figure it out.

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4 years

Being a Republican is so easy. You can get elected and do nothing for your entire term, then get reelected.

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A Black man and a Jewish man walk into a bar and the Bartender says, “What can I get for you Senators?”

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@mkraju Why does the doctor wear a mask when he's operating but not at home when he's having dinner with his family? So peculiar.

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@ElinHege @jpeery59 @EM_RESUS I was in Japan last month and it felt amazing to be in a place where you know there are essentially no guns.

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@ArtCandee 4 months isn’t long enough

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@Kris_Sacrebleu @AndrewRoseSC My hunch is that he didn’t put much thought into it. Just another MAGA.

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@denisewu @pdabrosca Everyone on the planet turned out better than Trump's kids.

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Jim Jordan looks like the kind of guy that would not report a child molester to the authorities.

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@_lynnwolf_ @BostonCore @stutteringjohnm @MichaelAvenatti McConnell impersonates a Senator every day and he never gets in trouble for it.

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@iamwandasykes @Michele_Wyatt66 I’d like a smart President

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The guy that can't stand looking at injured veterans is going to choose a guy in a wheelchair for his VP? 🙄

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7 months

I don't care about Fani Willis' personal relationships. I want to know about Aileen Cannon's relationship with Trump.

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@jelenawoehr @raininblack It’s like “if you cancel student loan debt, the people that paid theirs will be resentful.” As someone who paid theirs off, I won’t resent it at all.

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@RiegerReport @potus is nothing but a two bit mob boss.

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@mattyglesias The fun thing is how the "family values" crowd are OK with it.

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@mmpadellan @nstretcher @RepRalphNorman It's ok when Republicans do it. That applies to everything including insurrection and murder.

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2 years

@politvidchannel That's why he wanted to be President. It had nothing to do with the job.

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8 years

Damn, we'll miss Obama #TrumpSpeechInFourWords

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7 years

@kevcirilli @KatCapps He doesn't want to "unite the country". He's made that very clear since day 1

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2 years

@EdKrassen @Jim_Jordan Hey, Jimbo. Biden and Fauci are absolutely better than you. It's not even a close call.

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9 months

If Presidents have total immunity, why do the Republicans want to lock up Joe Biden?

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4 years

@X_sequitur

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7 months

Both Ashli Babbitt and Kyle Rittenhouse should have stayed home.

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3 years

@parallaxer @TomJChicago With all of the face paint, hair dye and the giant suit it was hard to tell how much he aged while in office.

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7 months

Dumbest person on the planet.

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Trump on immigrants: They have languages that nobody in this country has ever heard of. It’s a very horrible thing.

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2 years

Republicans are breathing a sigh of relief since apparently no abortions were performed at Highland Park today. #Shooter #MassShootings

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4 years

I’m confused. Let’s say Biden wasn’t on tonight. Would you be watching Trump?

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@TrumpsTaxes @RogerJStoneJr @StevenKBannon Everyone hates everyone, and for good reason

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3 years

@shillman1 @JMeanypants I would call it word salad, but salad is good for you.

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2 years

@dcstl @BritPinnock At least Flava Flav knows what time it is.

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@gtconway3d @LunaLuvgood2020 He had literally zero experience and yet people thought he could do the job. That happens nowhere else. Ever.

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7 months

Unless Trump literally implodes from too much Adderall and Diet Coke, the media will continue to prop him up as a qualified candidate.

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4 years

We lived through 8 years of Bush/Cheney and 325 years or Trump and you're still whining about the Clintons?

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@OccupyDemocrats Why the hell would Biden pardon an unrepentant criminal?

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5 years

@Tzipshmil @JasonSCampbell Laziest person to ever squat in the White House

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2 years

@JudiciaryGOP I can't find the word "seatbelt" or "red light" so to hell with traffic laws.

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2 years

People at NBC News, where Chuck Todd and Andrea Mitchell work, are complaining about Jen Psaki? Example no. 482,848 why the mainstream media is broken.

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5 years

@Emily_Arduini @kadbevins36 @JohnFugelsang You may not know this but we can see him. We don't need "the media" to tell us what he did. We saw it.

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@jakefromgeorgia I hope so. I still contend if the media had done their job in 2016, he would not have been President

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@Michele_Wyatt66 @iamwandasykes Or with hair that wasn’t woven by maga elves.

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@MZHemingway Wait. The military has to follow orders? When did that start?

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6 years

@CHamiltoChem @Atrios @CillizzaCNN A Russian real estate office

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4 years

FBI facing allegation that its 2018 background check of Brett Kavanaugh was ‘fake’

FBI facing allegation that its 2018 background check of Brett Kavanaugh was ‘fake’

A Democratic senator has asked attorney general Merrick Garland to facilitate ‘proper oversight’ into concerns on the investigation

www.theguardian.com

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@brianbeutler @Barbie892 They think we forgot how they treated him for 8 years.

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4 years

@NotHoodlum @BillyBaldwin The team is lucky the sale didn’t go through since he doesn’t ever pay his Bills.

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6 years

@gffprice1984 @cpomtheroy @JohnTut41542508 @FPWellman @healybaum @NicolleDWallace @SteveSchmidtSES @Harlan @Stump_for_Trump @WayneDupreeShow @NeilWMcCabe @Varneyco @seanhannity @cvpayne Our “President” is an embarrassment.

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3 years

@truther_dare @GigiGraciette Vets have more important patients to deal with.

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@FrankFigliuzzi1 @Tara_Writer @TAPSTRIMEDIA Reason #593 ,383 why defense spending is such a waste. This is the modern warfare and we aren’t equipped to deal with it.

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@DC_Draino Trump is a rapist, but do go on.

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@billoreilly You are the downside of American freedom

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@LivingWillie @ryanstruyk @RandPaul @FoxNews Poor Rand doesn’t like it when people tell the truth about the White Supremacist Party.

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6 years

The most shocking thing about Trump using his iPhone to call friends is that he has friends.

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4 years

Sex with a demon? We've all been there.

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4 years

"Send me $1,400 and I'll never work again" said no one ever.

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@patriottakes @Joel_Fast Guns and Coke don’t mix.

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3 years

@TimGiles01 @miggiepdx @CIAspygirl Freedom for me but not for thee

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@msmeredithm @DavidJollyFL @AdamSchiff @RepSwalwell @TuckerCarlson He’s civilized?

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@askboomer1949 @lovesthetruth8 @Sen_JoeManchin @JoeManchinWV @SenatorSinema @kyrstensinema One of the great mysteries of life. How is vision/dental not included in health insurance?

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3 years

After 4 toxic years of that sub human blob in the White House, I wouldn’t care if Biden wore a muumuu and a fright wig in the Oval Office. #Optics @politico

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@SophieInCT @williamjordann Yes. They have none.

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@JudiciaryGOP Where is "AR-15" or "book banning"?

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@NinaStrohminger @VandelayDelores Nothing should be “left up to the states” except for naming post offices and parks.

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@stuartpstevens @gwlaw @JonathanTurley Turley, the Alina Habba of Sydney Powells

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@Michele_Wyatt66 @iamwandasykes Or one that likes his/her kids

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@savagelizard @csszrr @MJMcKean @NYDailyNews Not even close to self made

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@BeaglesResist @pattonoswalt They sure as hell cant tell the difference between right and wrong.

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@ZTPetrizzo You can be an arena half empty or arena half full kind of person. The bad part is that many people showed up to see two of the worst humans that ever walked the face of the Earth.

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The Ivana Trump Memorial Golf Corpse.

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@thehill @Sen_JoeManchin There should be zero coal plants.

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@contranymic1 @MichaelSalfino @nytimes Throw the “the only solution” and that makes it even more vague.

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3 years

That sick fuck was President for 4 years. If I live to be 112 I'll never understand it.

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4 years

Dems did more mail in ballots than Republicans because we believe COVID exists.

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@fawfulfan @RepMarkMeadows "Freedom caucus" Free from morals, ethics, conscience, laws.

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4 years

I'm leaving Twitter for Parler and I'm going to spend the next 5 years here telling you why.

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@nypost We deserve it

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@rhallnj @pesachlattin Thoughts and prayers for the Adelsons

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@RockyMountViews @CBSNews More than the real thing

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@GregTSargent @AndiJohnson1 What do we have to do to not have it be reported as "hush money" instead of "election interference"?

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4 years

I donated $10 to Joe Biden, or $1,000,000 in ParscaleDollars.

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@chrislhayes They're doing something he doesn't recognize. Working.

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@Mattison_MA @Brocktooon @mattyglesias They truly don't. Once a person is born, they're on their own.

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So, Democrats? Do me a huge favor and don't fuck this thing up, OK? Thanks! #p2

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@SenTedCruz Excellent. Hope there’s 140 more.

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@politicallynuts @artsycarol @thehill Who knew?

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@pameladubsky49 Yes. In 1975.

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Boomers are so out of touch. So who are you voting for? Either a 70 year old or a 79 year old.

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@SDeitertNews @jim_sinclairjr The Republican Party is the world's biggest closet.

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@samiamsamh @jonstewart If they didn’t lie, they’d have nothing to say

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@MeidasTouch @Acyn "Just because I said I support Russia and you all heard me say it doesn't mean I actually said it". Gaslighting 101 courtesy of Tuckems

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@Stop_Trump20 A going away party

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