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4 years
"For the former Republican party who call themselves 'patriots,' this is your wake up call: your nightmare of a brainwashed, radical, anti-American movement trying to destroy the country...was YOU."
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@erichhartmann Here's the political litmus test: do you think these men deserve a living wage, the right to unionize, workplace safety protection, healthcare, and a decent retirement? Or nah? Everything else is virtue signaling nonsense.
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@buitengebieden TIL anteaters have giant, terrifying foreclaws that look like the head of a different creature and I feel like maybe we should have talked about that more??
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3 years
@LanceUSA70 Damn, I wish that was longer. I look forward to hearing more from him.
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4 years
@4everNeverTrump @AnaCabrera @MattMurph24 The Gettysburg Address took twice as many tweets because it was before the 280 character limit change.
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2 years
@Hibzster I don't ask for much, but please God, let there be an "I left him" update.
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@PTbolshevik @aletheia327 did you just "not all rapists" this convo
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2 years
@ask_aubry I remember the exhaustion & pain I was in, 1st baby, new to breastfeeding, hormones a fucking wreck & having to deal w a grown adult who was jealous of the baby & mad he had to wait for sex. Every time men say women will be sad if they're not married I just laugh & laugh & laugh.
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1 year
@ask_aubry The toxic person garners all the sympathy, and the person holding him to account is made to feel guilty. We're a very strange species.
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3 years
@VioletWren428 As a mom, I feel waves of grief reading this, so please forgive me if I overstep, but one does not ask the butterfly to be a caterpillar again. You are whole, you are worthy of being loved as you are, and on your terms. "You are my child, my beloved, in whom I am well pleased."
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3 years
@nolanwpeterson In stark contrast to the white grievance temper tantrums we're subjected to every day, what the Ukrainians are doing right now is true courage and true defiance of tyranny--THIS is what "fighting for freedom" actually means.
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@ask_aubry Does she have a gofundme, because I'll donate right the fuck now.
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5 months
@ask_aubry That seems next level malicious, no? Obviously you don't ask people grieving a child to throw you a party (twice), and obviously you ask before naming your child after them. Right? Right??
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@ask_aubry Apologizes for anything and everything, blames herself for "overreacting" *to being struck,* and now he's confirmed violence is *not* a deal breaker. He knows exactly who he picked and why. I hope she gets out sooner rather than later; I hope she gets out at all.
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3 years
@RepMaloney @OversightDems This entire thread is absolutely hair-raising. A handful of individuals held democracy together. The emboldened anti-democratic forces are working furiously to make sure that doesn't happen again.
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@ask_aubry One of my all time favorites:
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The audacity of men who use the cat lady insult to presume they are better company than a cat.
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@HeartlandSignal These are the people complaining that teaching actual American history in the classroom will make white kids feel bad because there's no more racism in the country.
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@BlackKnight10k Bravest leader I can think of. Astonishing. And the Ukrainian people, too. "You will see our faces, not our backs." Like holy shit.
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@daddykool @KatiePhang @dlippman If it's a real protest, the body can shut that right down anyway.
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2 years
@ask_aubry Reminder: these are the people who think they should be in charge of us.
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@AngelaLovesNY I'm also laughing so hard at the idea that marriage needs to be incentivized for men--LIKE IT DOESN'T ALREADY DISPROPORTIONATELY BENEFIT THEM.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Pro Life Tip: Your young attractive waitress is not your therapist or your property. Jfc.
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2 years
@MichaelSalfino @nytimes "Mass suicide" and "ritual disembowelment" are super vague, though.
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@mkraju @Tierney_Megan @FoxReports Sure, Feinstein should step down, but Durbin (and Dems generally) should stop honoring "rules" like the blue slip tradition that Republicans ditch at will.
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@ask_aubry They go from "pregnancy and motherhood is women's only purpose and legitimate path to fulfillment" to "ruined" real quick.
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@ask_aubry Cruel men never get *less* cruel as the relationship goes on. Never.
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@ask_aubry It's wild to me how many people think men's libidos are the most important thing on the planet.
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@NormalClown666 @JessPected For the men pretending they don't know what women face when dealing with men, "de-escalate" is so telling here, aside from being a perfect example of men's pathological entitlement. Teach your sons to control themselves and manage their emotions. We don't exist for you.
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@HaritoMorales @SohrabAhmari My question exactly. Similarly, did he think it "despicable" and "perverted" to acknowledge it as a teenager.
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@AbouS_K As a white person, I really wish I could explain WTF is the matter with white people, and why we're collectively so small spirited and insecure that this never ends. I'm sorry. Thank you for all your hard work helping others.
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3 years
@StrictlyChristo @costareports It's still in motion, w/ more loyal people in place now, & the architecture in place for disregarding entire states' votes, & no one w/ the power to do anything is either willing to, or is blocked by 2 Democrats. American democracy is over, we just don't know it yet.
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@ask_aubry "I need my wife to be in mindboggling pain in order to bond with family members she doesn't click with, that's just how important my needs are." Yes, the whole man.
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@Esqueer_ Is this that 'freedom' they keep screeching about?
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@ask_aubry I want to have empathy, but even after his long post, we don't know anything about her--he misses all the stuff she did for him (who knew! not him, because he clearly didn't ask or participate) and the unbearably cringe-worthy "bedroom delights." He misses his bang maid terribly.
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@aeb212 @kylegriffin1 I was going to make a joke about antifa soup cans before I was overwhelmed, again, by the thought of having a president who's a fundamentally decent human being.
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@MoiraDonegan Marriage has always been really good for men, and really not great for women, so why should women concern themselves AT ALL with "saving" American marriage? Men could save it themselves if they were willing to make even small changes to their lives, but they're not. Let it burn.
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@ask_aubry Tell me again how it's women who can't truly love and view men as resources to extract from.
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@JessPected I have always wondered why men's first reaction to any discussion of equality or equal rights is, "So I can hit you?" and you also just made me realize a) how badly they want to, and b) the only thing stopping them, apparently, is their awareness of our subordination.
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@JulieHarden @daddykool @KatiePhang @dlippman And we can only assume he was drinking.
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@MoiraDonegan I also find it incredibly annoying that *it is specifically a proprietary examination of only women's choices* but acknowledging that it's gendered is somehow considered gauche. Also, by annoying, I mean enraging.
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@SaeedDiCaprio I have reported anit-Semitic tweets, tweets that told people to huff Zyklon B to death, etc., and was told there no was violation of the rules, so yeah, this is pretty wild. Predictable, sure, but also wild.
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@KevinMKruse @Popehat Brilliant, from Adam Serwer:
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@JulieSLalonde @DrJenGunter The root of this is male pathological entitlement. Men don't think sex objects to which they have a birthright have the right to say no to them. We need to take this seriously, and we need to start teaching boys that they are not entitled to other human beings.
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@buitengebieden All I see are 2 showjumping horses! (But seriously omg look how much fun they're having!!)
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@emrazz That's what happens when you put men in positions of authority--their hormones go crazy.
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@ask_aubry WHY are men's orgasms more important to them than our humanity?
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@JuliusGoat But have you considered that MeToo made men feel bad. Wait, not bad--angry. Not angry at the sexual violence against us that patriarchy supports and protects, but at us, for talking about it.
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@RemakingManhood Beyond tired of men telling us what we find fulfilling, even (especially!) if we don't agree. And somehow, by some great coincidence, it's always being their bangmaids, so us NOT wanting to be sex dolls who clean up after them & having human aspirations of our own=satan's lies?🖕
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@ask_aubry Funny how "It's women's only purpose, the only thing she can find rewarding, the only path to god and true fulfillment!" and then "Ew her tummy"
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@ask_aubry Frankly run from anyone who uses the phrase "biologically wired" to excuse opt-in human behavior.
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@ask_aubry "That 'offal' just lost the only value 'it' ever had" The "male loneliness crisis" is such a deep mystery.
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@RonFilipkowski "Members, this is a reminder that it's ok to BE racist, but it unacceptable to SAY racist, thank you."
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@pegobry Jefferson would disagree but you guys won't let facts or historical accuracy get in the way of your preferred outcome.
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@wanderlustlaura @mtracey Is there a difference between elementary school kids and an invading Russian army? Michael Tracey explains why it's complicated.
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@ask_aubry Love how it's framed as some kind of female privilege, instead of us making conscious choices to be good to each other, WHICH MEN ARE ALSO FREE TO DO AT ANY TIME. Men: should we be better people or demean women for their kindness instead? Guess what they choose.
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@parcel_gary @RoCa74394915 But you're too insecure in your "leadership" to trust that her "reliance" on you would grow otherwise. This whole thing is deeply sick and sad. For all of you.
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@DougJBalloon If he's paying $18.75 for a cookie, he should be thanking Biden for his lack of financial problems.
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@EliMcCann @DougJBalloon There's going to be a blizzard, 10-12 feet of snow, winds 145 mph. Hey, let's drive through the Donner Pass.
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@ask_aubry This is *exactly* why controlling, abusive, trash men are always telling women it's imperative that we get married as young as possible, pretending it's for our "happiness."
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@HeartlandSignal No mention of men having anything to do w/ pregnancy, responsibility, or choices. Men could always get snipped or keep it zipped, but in this passive voice telling, women get raped & get pregnant. The men responsible are nowhere to be found while women deal with the consequences.
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@ask_aubry Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug. My heart aches for her daughter, and the daughters of all boy moms--the world is terrible enough to women as it is, never mind not even having the genuine love of your mom.
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@ProjectLincoln @SaraGideon "My opponent cares about the many problems facing our constituents--what a dope!" --Susan Collins Brilliant.
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@jtlevy Had Michael Cohen thrown back in prison from home confinement because he wouldn't sign something promising not to write or talk about Trump:
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@Esqueer_ Hey, this is alarmingly fascist, creepy, and violative, so of course I expect the next Very Serious think pieces on trans people in The Atlantic and the NYT will be about detransitioners...
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@CBJacob1 @MaxKennerly @nytimes What does the REPORTER think an ectopic pregnancy is, since they clearly couldn't be bothered to look it up??
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@michaelharriot You do not need me or anyone else to tell you this, but you have a particular gift for bringing things home.
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@NoLieWithBTC @DonaldJTrumpJr Republicans have been openly demonizing Democratic voters for my entire life, malicious lies that we're not "real Americans," we hate the country and we're trying to destroy it, that we're evil commies, satanists, pedophiles, groomers, etc., etc., etc. Biden said the truth. Cope.
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@ask_aubry So it's "not worth ruining family relationships," except with her daughter. Taking a wild guess this isn't the first time she's prioritized her son over her daughters, if his behavior toward her friends weren't enough of a giveaway.
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@ask_aubry Intellectually, I know men very, very rarely face any consequences for raping and abusing us, but it doesn't get any easier to see.
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@absoIute_units I rode my recumbent bike for 20 minutes while listening to a podcast this morning and felt great about it until now.
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@ask_aubry It's both funny and nauseating that he attributes her 100% supportable rejection of him as mental illness, while admitting she's doing fine with the baby. Yes, the whole man.
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@MaxKennerly @nytimes Oh ffs. On the upside (?), they inadvertently illustrated why this should =never ever= EVER be in the hands of anyone other than the women and her doctor.
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@nytdavidbrooks Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time. F. Wilhoit
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@Esqueer_ Pre-teens are old enough to birth their rapist's baby on the factory floor but too young to look up tiktok birthing guides.
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@ask_aubry It shouldn't, but somehow it still absolutely astonishes me how entitled so many men feel to women--to their bodies, time, attention; to demand explanations, specific deferential behaviors, etc. It's widespread & pathological bc patriarchy is that deeply entrenched & ingrained.
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@sheologian @JessPected I remember this same reaction when Thelma and Louise came out. Like, "Oh, it offends you to see Hollywood portray your gender as 2 dimensional and background at best? Must be so awful for you."🙃
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@ask_aubry That had to be devastating for her to read. If I had to give a speech at a college graduation ceremony, I'd probably point out the diabolical lies women have been fed for millennia about marriage being good for us when it pretty much exclusively benefits men.
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@emrazz @ScottH19982601 Turns out he couldn't! LOL
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@Esqueer_ JK Rowling DOES have views that align with nazis. Not even sure how she could argue otherwise.
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@srussellkraft So I assume now we can mandate people donate kidneys against their will because you have 2 so whatevs. Is that how that works?
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@ask_aubry Because men have so much contempt for women, they listen to other men about how to treat women rather than women, and this is the result.
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@michaelharriot A majority of white women voted for Trump, twice, while knowing what was at stake. Soooooo yeah.
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Zelensky's live address to the Russian people is as amazing as it is heartbreaking (Translation by @antontroian )
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@BasedMikeLee If the truth "defames" you, maybe you're doing something wrong?
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@ask_aubry The thought of indignant women harumphing out loud to each other about ungrateful men "expecting orgasms" from sex is making me laugh pretty hard, though, so there's that.
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@radfemswiftie I'm sure all the "good men" I'm regularly told exist in the billions will show up to rebuke the wretched misogynists in the thread. Any minute now surely *some* of those billions will have the courage to challenge other men on their misogyny. One? Oh looks like none. As usual.
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@michaelharriot @RepRosendale Perfect clip of Republicans: "There are no rules." When they get the same treatment they dished out, "Order, order!"
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@SpyseeMeetBawlz @AmyNoMiddleNam3 'Women shouldn't talk about their real lives and justified fears of men unless they have a solution to fix male violence' sure seems like an attempt to shift responsibility and spare yourself *the discomfort* of hearing about what you know men do to us. Demand a solution from YOU
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@DevinCow @marceelias Stacey Abrams, Marc Elias, LeBron James--people who worked tirelessly to secure and protect people's right to vote, and save our democracy.
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@zachdespart @Popehat I'm starting to think this wasn't about "letting states decide" at all.
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@ask_aubry That's their time honored argument: since women aren't safe from men anywhere, men raping and murdering women is obviously what we get for existing while female. Never men's fault for being predators who rape and murder.
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@FlorenceLupin @kittenvashta @brinky_baby Just curious if you see any irony in the fact that you refuse to accept she accurately characterized what SHE EXPERIENCED in a post about mansplaining. And then go on to speculate wildly to defend him.
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@Oluwanonso_Esq @Ireoluwatunde01 You sound like the kind of man who would be jealous a new born is getting more attention.
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@ask_aubry All I could think about was how relieved I was he didn't assault or kill her for the audacity of wanting to eat her lunch in peace.
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@ask_aubry The majority of women who have abortions are already mothers, probably because we make life *incredibly* hard on mothers. If they were really concerned about fewer abortions (and we know they're not), they'd advocate for policies that make motherhood easier, healthier, better.
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@ask_aubry How do you do, fellow women.
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@aletheia327 @PTbolshevik Will no one think of the rapists
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