Michael McKean @MJMcKean Twitter profile

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Michael McKean

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4 years

We owe them SO big time.

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4 years

Right, because all bread is digital now.

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Hey, Manson didn’t stab anyone. Incitement is a real crime.

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Michael McKean

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4 years

I’m at a loss for words, a state Fred Willard never found himself in. My friend for 40+ years, a great comic actor who had no competition because there was only one of him. We were all so lucky. Goodbye, Fred.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

One thing we have in common is how we feel about Betty White.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

Thanks for all of the kind condolences on David Lander's passing. You know this is a loss shared by all of us, not just those who had the joy of knowing him. If he made you laugh, he was your friend, too. Peace.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

I don't even think Nikola Tesla would have liked Elon Musk.

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Michael McKean

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6 years

Sometimes people say a song made them cry when they mean a song let them cry.

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Michael McKean

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4 years

Sorry, is the ratings-tweet alone not grounds for the 25th amendment?

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Michael McKean

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2 years

Well, fuck that noise.

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Michael McKean

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4 years

Oh, just give him the dollar.

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Michael McKean

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5 years

There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

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Michael McKean

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6 years

“Mr. Pecker does not appreciate all the childish jokes about his name.” - AMI spokesperson Fanny Goblincock

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Michael McKean

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4 years

You wouldn't accept an air-traffic controller who was a flat-earther, so why accept a US Secretary of State who thinks the Rapture is imminent?

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Michael McKean

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2 years

Justice Thomas' absence from court just got a little less mysterious.

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Michael McKean

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5 years

Your stripper name is your mom’s stripper name plus “jr.”.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

Ok, humankind: you get one more chance. Dogs: carry on. No notes.

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2 years

This man was forced to give his dog to Humane Society due to lengthy hospital stay. This nurse went to the shelter and adopted his dog. She brings him to visit daily & will return him as soon as the man is released! Be the light in this world, even through the dark times ❤️

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Michael McKean

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3 years

We knew this was coming. Doesn't make it easier. RIP, Peter my friend.

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4 years

Belief in the Rapture should disqualify anyone from holding public office.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

Holy smoke.

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Michael McKean

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4 years

To Chuck Todd, et al: when someone says the Lord had a hand in creating executive orders, that’s your F’ing CUE!

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Michael McKean

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5 years

First they came for the straws and I did not speak out because Devin Nunes is a dick.

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5 years

At restaurant tonight waitress asks if we want straws. Says she has to ask now in fear of “THE STRAW POLICE”. Welcome to Socialism in California!

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1 year

Backstage, Season 1: I'm offstage waiting for a cue. The script's been a tough one, so we're giving it 110% and the audience is having a great time. Cindy scoots by me to make her entrance and with a glorious grin, says: "Show's cookin'!". Amen. Thank you, Cindy.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

National treasure.

OnStage Blog

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2 years

Dick Van Dyke was spotted going to the gym yesterday and of course, he's wearing a sweatshirt saying "Spoonful of Sugar" ❤️

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5 years

Our twenty-first Valentine's Day. Still can't believe my luck.

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Michael McKean

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5 years

Let me put it this way: Penny was my friend, my coach, my comedy playmate. I was awed by her clarity and her phenomenal instincts. She found the love at the center of the hurt and somehow found the funny along the way.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

We are all sharing a great big sigh of relief, right?

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Michael McKean

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2 years

The problem isn’t that the Court is out of control. The problem is that they’re in control.

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Michael McKean

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6 years

I can sort of imagine that, yeah.

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4 years

Our pregnant friend had a sonogram yesterday and there was a Bloomberg ad on the readout.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

No one seems to be thanking Trump for gutting the CDC and shutting down the pandemic task force.

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Michael McKean

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1 year

Happy 24th anniversary to my best friend, my collaborator, my treasure.

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Michael McKean

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1 year

Fuck you.

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1 year

REPORTER: "What else should be done to protect people like your little girl?" BURCHETT: "Well, we homeschool her."

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Michael McKean

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2 years

First doctor who dutifully lets a woman die for want of a life-saving abortion is dealt with…how?

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Michael McKean

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7 years

A splendid man & a vastly underrated actor.

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4 years

Wow. Stephen Miller. You think you know a person...

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2 years

23 years ago, I married my best friend and it is working out beautifully. Thanks for saying yes, @creamofwool .

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Michael McKean

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3 years

This guy.

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8 months

Lauren Boebert has perhaps shown a desire to reach across the aisle here.

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Michael McKean

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5 years

His only orgasm to date.

The Hill

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5 years

Stephen Miller says he experienced "jolt of electricity to my soul" when Trump launched campaign

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Michael McKean

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5 years

Approve.

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5 years

How Game of Thrones ends:

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Michael McKean

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2 years

Keep your Glenn Close and your Glenemies closer.

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3 years

45 years ago: the first appearance of my name in TV Guide. A big deal at the time.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

So Pence knew Trump had put a target on his back. Pence still hasn't said anything about it. What do we even call this?

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2 years

Thought experiment: same scene, same joke, but replace Chris Rock with Ricky Gervais.

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6 years

But don’t.

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6 years

Whales’ vaginas can be large enough to walk through.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

Sending huge love to our @mrbobodenkirk . You got this, brother.

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Michael McKean

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4 years

Travis Tritt has blocked me and this is only the second time I’ve thought about him.

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7 years

Fun: watch any old movie and note when you could stop the plot cold with a cell phone.

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2 years

Wow. You think you know a person.

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5 years

This is what money is for.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

Doing a lot of looking back this week...

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2 years

Considerable silence from @Oprah -land re Dr. Oz.

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2 years

The GOP just passive-aggressively confessed their complicity by not showing up today.

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6 years

The only way we're superior to dogs is that we can eat chocolate.

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3 years

Waiting for organized crime to cut all ties with Trump.

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Michael McKean

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3 years

@birthdaynate Thanks, Nate. Love him up good, hear?

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Michael McKean

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2 years

RIP Judy Tenuta. One of a kind. Damn.

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5 years

One down, forty-nine to go.

The Hill

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5 years

Colorado Senate passes bill that seeks to have presidential elections decided by popular vote, not Electoral College

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Michael McKean

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4 years

Apart from his technical brilliance, Eddie Van Halen was the antidote to a lot of hyper-serious, grimacing guitarists who made playing look painful. Eddie shared the joy with us instead.

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2 years

MTG declares women the weaker sex after airing gym videos of her cracking walnuts with her butt; Tucker bemoans our eroding hetero-normality by releasing the gayest minute in TV history. Discuss.

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Michael McKean

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6 years

Maggie Haberman Called "Fifth Rate Reporter" by Forty-Fifth Rate President

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Michael McKean

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5 years

Everybody's on board with @pattonoswalt hosting the Oscars, ya?

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7 months

Maybe don't make a fucking football coach a fucking senator.

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4 years

Me: You didn't tell me @tcm was showing Gaslight tonight. Wife: Yes I did.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

RIP James Caan.

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2 years

Love you, Bob Saget.

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It’s been a week and change since the last episode of Better Call Saul. There’s too much to say in one two posts, but I have to make a start. As a fan. 1/5

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Michael McKean

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We watched bits & pieces of #Clue tonight and it's still fun. We miss the great Madeline & Eileen, of course. We also lost Kellye Nakahara (the Cook) this year. Movies have second lives, though, and sometimes (hopefully) make us laugh. It's good for you.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

Sloppy kiss emoji.

Mr. Bob Odenkirk

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2 years

The last eight years I’ve had the honor of working with the very best onstage and off. Far far more than I deserved. Rhea, thanks for holding my head off the concrete floor.

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2 years

How do we know we can't impeach a supreme court justice if we've never tried?

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Michael McKean

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5 years

This may be my oldest possession: submarine, a sleek 1 1/2-incher bought with hard earned cereal box tops, hidden in the woodwork of my childhood home. I remember thinking maybe I’d find it as an old man and be amused. I am.

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2 years

RIP Sally Kellerman.

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2 years

“It was at this point in 2022 that Snoop began experimenting with marijuana.”

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Michael McKean

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3 years

George Segal has gone now. A career that kept going for 50+ because he loved it and he was great at it. RIP

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4 years

My Chris D’Elia-Danny Masterson buddy comedy script coming along nicely...just a quick Twitter check and...

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Michael McKean

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3 years

Thinking of my friend Penny Marshall on her birthday. I miss her a lot.

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6 years

The most important guests at any Memorial Day celebrations are the ones who cannot attend. Remember them. Enjoy life. Do peace.

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Happy birthday, Missus!

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Michael McKean

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6 years

My big sister Pat Cardenas passed away this morning following a long illness. She was my first best friend. Love them while you can.

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3 years

Rudy is stepping down from the Trump defense team to spend more time farting on his family.

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5 years

Goddamned socialists...

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William Hurt was a remarkable actor. This comes way too soon. RIP.

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So, to recap: there was a Supreme Court decision to reveal Jan. 6 texts. One justice voted against exposing said material, which we now know included texts from his wife urging the White House chief of staff to commit treason. Ok. Carry on.

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2 years

This would have been David Lander’s 75th birthday and he would have had something brilliantly funny to say about it. Happy trails, DL!

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5 years

Was going to see IT, but this looks intriguing.

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6 years

When the president finds out what he knew and when he knew it, he's going to be pissed!

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Michael McKean

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5 years

Out of respect for Sarah & Todd at this difficult time, I shall continue not giving a shit about either one of them.

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Michael McKean

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2 years

The guy in the blue-checked shirt would tase the pilot to end this if he could. I feel his pain.

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Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

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Ed Asner was a fine man and a great actor. He was tough in the ways that count and suffered no fools. I acted with him just once and knew how lucky I was to do so. A hero. Rest in peace, Ed.

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Michael McKean

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Today would be a good day for Alfonse Capone to release his taxes.

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James Earl Jones turns 91 today. A great actor and a great man.

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6 years

Is there a crowd-funding site to plunge George Zimmerman deeper into debt?

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When I was a young actor people wanted to know if I wanted to be a serious actor or a funny one. I'd answer "Which kind is Alan Arkin?" and that shut them up.

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5 years

I don't know what to say.

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Golden Globes: Rhea Seehorn, Better Call Saul. What do you need, a roadmap?

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2 years

Impossible to overstate Howard Hesseman’s influence on his and subsequent generations of improvisors. The first time I saw him on stage (Troubadour, ’71, with The Committee) I saw that he was the real deal. He was a friend for 50 years. 1/3

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5 years

Hot take: if you’ve ever enjoyed a bullfight, you’re a piece of shit.

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6 years

The GOP seems to feel that there's an acceptable level of perjury, like insect parts in peanut butter.

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