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Patrick Pryce

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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@zarahsultana We are completing an incredible 1.5m per day. 1.2m on Christmas Day itself! So how can you say there are no tests?? Each test costs £50 That’s £75m per day £2.3bn per month £28bn per year How on earth did you get to become an MP??
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@RaggedTP @Jgs_x £58,000 per year they can probably manage
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@christiancalgie Rishi definitely behind party gate
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@Cathemerality Should be played by Idris Elba
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
6 months
@AgrippaSPQR Who? Photo is blank
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@MeatOneVegBlog @KarenB139 I’ll happily pay for the other mum/dad/significant other
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@bbclaurak Please please please stop with this. Everyone is worried about you trying to get the lockdown lifted. I’m a fan of yours but this is just so irresponsible
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@jonburkeUK Interestingly you can jack up the rear and roll it into the road. Then the police would have to deal with it
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
@nufcfans Playing the Mackems. Gallowgate terrace middle of winter early 90s. Short sleeve toon shirt lad about 18, swaying like an MFI wardrobe. Singing ‘where’s your shipyards gone, where’s your shipyards gone.’ Everyone pissed themselves
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@MattGarrahan This is because the people on the same flight all came from outside the EU. If they came from inside the EU the other gate would have a massive queue and the non-EU one would be empty. It’s really not rocket science
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj And you consider yourself a lawyer Jesus
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
6 years
@BrutalHouse Birmingham University
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@LucyPasha @afneil Her linked in profile says she works at the Poly
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@VictoriaCoren He’ll not sell many ice creams going at that speed
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Patrick Pryce
10 months
@jordanbhx Build houses. Full stop
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@SamuelKOfficial That also, while vaccinating fewer people as a percentage than us and with no other interventions, have only 3 (yes three) flu deaths a year compared to 7-20,000 here. Totally bogus comparison. Remote sparsely populated island with negligible public transport
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@politicalhackuk About 98% are negative so people aren’t that unwell. The problem I am seeing is that a normal head cold is going around in schools and workplaces in Brum which is leading to unnecessary (but understandable) tests.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@ClonesCyclone That is an unbelievably kind thing to tweet. What an absolute giant of a man you are. Respect
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 months
@WoodinRivers It’s a confident forward thinking city not clouded by nostalgia for a building that no one wants to buy or occupy
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@GeorgeMonbiot My friend does a regular litter pick. When the travellers were on one of the commons she tiides, the woods on the periperhery were full of human faeces when they left. But that’s their human rights
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4 years
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@FondOfBeetles She’s got some balls coming out with that
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@JujuliaGrace Time to grow up and stop expecting the government to dictate every aspect of your life. Take personal responsibility. Only the unvaccinated (by choice) are dying of covid
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
Great day out at the Harborne Cricket Club sporting lunch yesterday with the legendary and hilarious @ThebfgGazza
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@davidschneider Yeah we should become a massively remote sparsely populated country with extremely poor public transport.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@JohnBoweActor £37bn is on testing not tracing. £50m per day, £1.5bn per month, £18bn per year, £36bn for two years.
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@eribaeve @JDBakewell They’ve always been private!!!
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Patrick Pryce
4 years
@EmmaKennedy Don’t suspend the bills, pay people money so that they can pay them, otherwise you’re kicking the problem further down the road
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@jon_trickett Brilliant achievement by HMG. Everyone thought the NHS would be overwhelmed
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
@brianmoore666 Yeah but great fun to read
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@jamesdeeganMC @BorisJohnson Get off Twitter and write another book. I’m half way through the first one already!! 😂
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj Why wouldn’t they be recognised? 🤣 Ranked equal third in the world on the world passport index
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@christiancalgie The notion that the UK Prime Minister wouldn’t have a private physician is frankly ludicrous
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@GrandsEchezeaux @archer_rs In fairness that aga is quite hot
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Patrick Pryce
3 months
@graeme_brown This is misleading. UK road deaths are at an all time low.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
@EmmaKennedy Yes I do. He’s a nightmare.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
11 months
@HarryHamishGray You’re claiming 8% of London deaths were caused by air pollution. Utter bollocks
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@andrewbostom @davehawkinsSOA Superb news. For it to be as dangerous as the virus there would have to be around 100 million deaths
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@PeterTatchell The government allocated £110m to councils to tackle this last year. About £35,000 per rough sleeper
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
@7RobLee @turnipheadpic I remember at Sheffield United he was at the front of the turnstile queue with no ticket (final game of standing). All the lads shouted ‘he sits next to keegan man’ and the staff lifted him over the turnstile. Mental
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj It’s not his coronation it’s ours
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
If you get a chance to see @markbenton100 in Glengarry Glen Ross at the @thealexbham this week you’re in for a treat. Excellent show and a real gent too.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
10 months
@jonburkeUK Why are you so full of bile and hatred? I’ve got bad news, you’re no oil painting yourself x
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Patrick Pryce
4 years
@richardpbacon I disagree - leave kids in school but away from elderly and vulnerable people for as long as possible (Easter holidays ideally) until a good number of them infected. Then send EVERYONE home for 4 weeks, to get over the virus.
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Patrick Pryce
6 months
@AgrippaSPQR There’s nobody in that one either
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@BladeoftheS Dido Harding didn’t even spend the £37bn she delivered about 35% under budget Kwarteng and Truss didn’t waste any money at all Other than that - spot on. A really classic
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@EmmaKennedy They’ve also given everyone on benefits £1100 in one off cash payments. £150 plus £400 plus £650 👍
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@TheLizMac @FalcoTracy @ryanstruyk @yashar @CNN We in the UK watch what Trump says in abject horror. Talking about antibiotics??? Suggesting people take untested & dangerous drugs? Claiming it’s a democrat hoax? Suggesting it would all be over by today?? He’s extremely dangerous. May as well have Kenneth Copeland in charge
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@BladeoftheS He drew a loan from his company and repaid it. Nothing to do with tax
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Patrick Pryce
4 years
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Patrick Pryce
6 months
@TracyAnnO And why haven’t they surrendered to avoid further bloodshed? They’ve clearly lost already
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@Coops19891 @zarahsultana The people doing this are absolutely fabulous. I had tests on Boxing Day would you believe? People standing in car parks working on Boxing Day for us. Amazing
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@David__Osland They bought the assets at below market value and will collect in full at maturity. It’s really not difficult to understand
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@almostoneword @afneil It’s false stats. They have completed only 50m tests compared to 90m here, yet have the same number of positive tests ~4m. However they claim only 90k deaths, 25% lower than us from the same number of cases... Fishy
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@bbcmtd @ElizabethGlinka Of course not. To do so would be economic vandalism. The job losses on top of the existing ones will be heartbreaking
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Patrick Pryce
10 months
@carltonreid What Twitter folks don’t realise is that most people on the bus wish they were in a car. And most people in a car don’t wish they were on the bus. Human nature
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
5 years
@TheDweck Holiday actually means: holy day
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@eribaeve @JDBakewell Of course they were!! 🤣 What other purpose is there for a private business. How on earth could they survive and invest without making a profit? GP surgeries are the only element of the NHS that’s always been private
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Patrick Pryce
4 years
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
9 years
@nufcfans All he has done so far is win league cup. & win the league. Abroad. In a foreign language. With a team that never won it before.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@domdyer70 @BorisJohnson @ZacGoldsmith @pritipatel @DominicRaab @PenFarthing @Nowzad If we rescue those animals instead of focusing on people then I despair
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj And probably came, like the million people last year, perfectly legally
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Patrick Pryce
6 years
@Kevin_Maguire @johnmcternan Phone the person who has the spare key and get them to blip the car unlocked over the phone. Works on some cars
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Patrick Pryce
10 months
@slowbikeiain I also live in a cul de sac and this doesn’t happen. Everyone has two cars, they drive where they need to go and children aren’t outside playing hopscotch in the toad
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@Garret_Beggan @BoredTillSleep @EmmaKennedy It’s ok for middle class champion of the poor jack Monroe to suggest frugal meals, but not working class ex coal miner and citizens advice Advisor lee Anderson
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@PaulFulford French polishers? You just might save my life
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@jonburkeUK Jesus that’s rich. A man who thinks that the wallies who agree with him on Twitter represent the general public 🤣🤣🤣
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
9 years
@almurray Watching Pub Landlord v Farage. Brilliant watching @MichaelLCrick following you round and holding your chips!
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj They’re coming from France
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@Coops19891 @zarahsultana No they’re not. Lateral flow tests aren’t measured. Just checking - are you complaining that we can’t do more than 1.5 million PCR tests per day AND complaining that we are spending too much???
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@David__Brunt @quantick Now all we need is Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@brianmoore666 Watch Jonathan Van Tam on the press conference he explained clearly. This only relevant if you can get the infection rate down to a level when’re test track and trace is feasible and appropriate. Otherwise meaningless.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@MarcusG09615142 @BladeoftheS Just pointing out facts. Taking a loan from anyone has nothing to do with tax 🤷‍♂️
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@gardensinboots Was he playing chicken??? Geddit?
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@NUFCThreatLevel He was the first goal keeper to start doing this when the back pass rule came into effect but no one remembers.
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@jonburkeUK Your tweet demonstrates the chasm between Twitter and the real world. You were elected because you were a labour Canadians nothing else. Jesus even Diane Abbott got elected in Hackney
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@RaggedTP @Jgs_x They don’t earn more than me. And I’m not angry. I was just pointing out how stupid your tweet is
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@BlueNoseGaz @afowler06 @supreme_cbd Do a crowdfunder Gaz we’ll all chip in to help
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@DanielaNadj A net 500,000 people moved to the UK LAST YETA
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
4 years
@andy4wm 5000 disposable gloves supplied by @Bullringauto yesterday FOC to Moseley care homes 😇
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@7RobLee @GPeacock8 It was scientifically proven that you can’t get the ball off Rob Lee. At least that used to be the consensus in both Rosie’s and the Irish Club
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@FrankOnTheRadio When teachers started calling pupils students
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Patrick Pryce
8 months
@HarryHamishGray And 16 people die every day in accidents in the home. Roads have never been safer
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Patrick Pryce
11 months
@politicalhackuk @StephenCVGraham He wrote the chord progression on guitar. Urban myth about being given writing credits
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
3 years
@kenmckirdy @NicolaSturgeon It’s worse in scotland 🙄
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
6 years
@JimMFelton @AndyCSP It’s not his money!
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@dickndom The ULEZ only punishes the poor. Well off people just change their car
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@PmcRetired @RaggedTP @Jgs_x No that’s the mean salary. Some get over £70k. I’m very happy for them to be paid that sort of money. It means they are well paid and comfortably off, which is great.
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@Swoozistar3 @Coops19891 @zarahsultana @BorisJohnson They’re giving out boxes of them at new street station today and 8 million being delivered tomorrow. From next week 10 million PER DAY will be provided. Well done to everyone concerned 👍
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
1 year
@David__Osland Jack Monroe reckons you can have an 11p meal. Is that who you mean?
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@kayaburgess Yes very lucky that copper was there!!
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
@SamCoatesSky @DanielaNadj @haynesdeborah @DanielaNadj this is why you don’t just welcome everyone with open arms!
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Patrick Pryce
4 years
@TomEPCarroll @MeatOneVegBlog Hopefully someone will bring up the frazzles issue at this evenings coronavirus briefing
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Patrick Pryce
7 months
@HerolBomberG I think your have a better chance fighting them one at a time Bomber
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Patrick Pryce
2 years
@UberFacts And they wonder why their tourism industry is on its knees
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Patrick Pryce
3 months
@graeme_brown The plummeting level of road deaths? I’m delighted that is happening! Pedestrian deaths down 50% in 20 years and deaths caused by pedestrians being reckless and careless dwarfs that of drivers 2:1. Cycling deaths down 24% in 4 years It’s important to be truthful.
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Patrick Pryce
1 year
@TerraOrBust Brilliant 🤣
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
2 years
@zarahsultana So before there is an investigation you’ve decided who’s to blame 🤣
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Patrick Pryce
3 years
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@patpryce
Patrick Pryce
9 months
@gardensinboots You have to wonder if councillors had dedicated as much energy to cost saving and efficiency as they did to bike lanes and LTNs whether there may have been a different outcome 🤷‍♂️
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