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a feral meemaw.

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@mzqueeb
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3 months
@MrsJellySantos this girl needs a new friend group or a new gimmick. Same thing happened in summer 2022.
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12 days
99% of the time, i don't sleep. but when i do? LAWDAMERCY, them trex arms hit so good
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3 months
@SouthDallasFood i just saw the girl's update about how the son is saying he didn't invite her or ask for her help and she just has screenshot after screenshot of "um you asked for me to come help? you asked me to design SHIRTS for you?" this is so so messy and not even in an interesting way
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@mzqueeb
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9 months
@ask_aubry like... imma be straight with you, math is not my thing. i've got a horrendous case of dyscalculia. however, and i'm just guessing here, i don't think that that's the right answer. just a little off. just a tich.
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@mzqueeb
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1 year
“HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR”
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1 year
@SomaKazima "well there's SOMEONE IN THE VICINITY"
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@mzqueeb
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9 months
@SydneyBattle Effort is probably the sexiest thing. Ask me questions. FUCKING LEARN ABOUT ME, DAMMIT.
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@mzqueeb
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3 months
@MrsJellySantos ugh and she does that thing that older people do where they think if they just talk at you and keep talking and never stop talking and never give you a break in the conversation that they're right ughhhhhhhhh
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@mzqueeb
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8 days
@notcapnamerica that 'friend' jumped awful quick to "take your shirt off".
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4 months
@KCDavisSays "you've changed"
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9 months
@adoseofmars Men truly don’t deserve us
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@mzqueeb
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10 months
@herosnvrdie69 your friendly reminder that Richard Poncher previously purchased the crypt above Marilyn Monroe so he could be buried face down on top of her. (his wife ended up selling the crypt for like $4M - but he still got 23 years in it) Even in death, we're not safe.
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4 months
@Hoopztarot I’m so on the fence, I don’t know if this is legit or what - but they’re going back-and-forth on TikTok.
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7 days
@strvngjellyfish @rosemaryjane_0 Don’t suck it up! They’ll definitely do it again if you do!
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8 months
@gothspiderbitch literally never thought i'd see the day when mila kunis or ashton kutcher would get hardcore cancelled but here we are
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19 days
@MrsJellySantos i'm glad she stuck by her boundaries, but she would rather get the hit in and not have a place to stay, rather than think long term. She's not the first, and won't be the last, person that has nowhere to go and has to play nice until she's on her feet. THINK.
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4 months
@Karnythia her comments are heartbreaking. "i was okay with 50-50 because i thought that's how it was done". "i was hoping he would offer to cover the rent [...] he didn't, and it's been bugging me since"
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11 days
@hausofriya As a white woman, I choose the man - at least I know what I’m getting. Women (in general but usually white women) with a little bit of power- every time I’ve been fucked over by a job? White woman. Every time I’ve had to quit because it’s abuse? White women. PTSD? White women.
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3 months
@lmTheReasonWhy Th fact that I’m drowning right now - with zero kids - and I get asked why I don’t have kids??? LIKEEEEEE ???????????????? Who gonna take care of them????
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3 months
@MrsJellySantos i got to the "far removed from what the male lays down with" and ended it. nope. not today.
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8 months
@Dreadful4Tymes “A lot of men are not desirable. Some lack the emotional intelligence (among other things) to have a HEALTHY relationship dynamic.” MOST. MOST.
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2 months
@VRX366 @Akpochimara1 @devtesla I believe they’re talking about the Ashley Madison website hack. Names, IPs, emails all revealed. There’s even a website now where you can check to see if somebody was on the site.
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3 months
@shaTIRED literally every visit to chipotle or blaze pizza. i know the menus by heart but they're SO AGGRESSIVE WTF THERE'S NO REASON FOR ALL THAT
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27 days
@lilloudsnack literally a completely different person. HES SO HAPPY <3
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9 months
@wisepissmage One of the best dates I’ve ever been on lasted seven hours at a restaurant. (we kept ordering drinks and appetizers, he paid and gave a really good tip.) fully engaged conversation. We made plans for the following week. Never heard from him again.
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2 months
@smoke_nd_pearlz I shouldn’t have googled because now I’m even more confused.
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7 months
@adamfare1996 “What are your hobbies?” “Sometimes I have enough energy to do the dishes but usually not”
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6 months
@adoseofmars i used to be so soft and innocent and quiet and compliant and just blindly trusting and now i'm all NO YOU WILL RESPECT ME OR YOU CAN GO COPE & SEETHE. THANK YOU
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4 months
@Hoopztarot It’s SO messy. I feel bad for her but as a DV survivor, I’m now worried af for her.
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24 days
@MrJeromeTrammel @aprettyPR “I feel for her.. and there’s no telling what her mother has been through at the hands of her grandmother..” fixed it for you, bruv 👍🏻
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11 days
The people in the comments talking about how we’re all just trying to be special snowflakes, correct. Just wanna be a snowflake. That’s it.
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10 months
@AlexDRocca …we can’t afford flights, Alex. We’re not there enough to know.
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2 years
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26 days
@JoCuervo_ @Luminary_Wings The women QTing are saying “yes, it’s 1000% this“ and the guys QTing are saying “ it’s not that big a deal, she has too much time on her hands to be nitpicking” this literally gives you a simple explanation to show how it snowballs??
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2 years
@_robotshane I hope this shows her that she is valid, and the labor she performs is valid, too. And I hope she NEVER sits for that family again. I hope we find out their names. I hope they’re shamed.
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4 months
@mrs_g_rider i feel like yeet just means "throw as far away as humanly fucking possible and then some, expelling it from your world and into the next". like a wholeheartedly "get it the FUCK away from me"
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9 months
@northstardoll chemicals are a helluva drug. brain knows what's up but gets confused because the body's still making the BUT WE LIKE HIM??? chemicals. so we misread the cue to leave.
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1 month
@SomaKazima "you know, maybe because they're filipino, they can teach you about their culture and-" "NOOO"
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1 month
@planet_mufc @historyinmemes - aged 25 yrs - 2 kids - knee surgery - untreated mental illness - paparazzi bullying her for decades - isolation for years - imprisonment - greedy family ???????
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4 months
@dreiiacht1 @hvysbjctmatter STOP IT IM NOT CRYING TODAY
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8 months
@ChroniclesPHC @PopCrave they started dating the exact second she turned 18. the very exact moment she turned 18. that very moment. not a second before.
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1 month
@JessPected if somebody needs to call me a misandrist to feel better about me openly despising their oppression of women, then pop off king let’s gooooo
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4 months
@ATMwithJacy you missed one: you're The Errand Friend. They're going to target, you wanna go? They're going to the grocery store, you wanna go? They'll come by and pick you up. Oh wait, YOU need to go to Target and want them to go? No thanks.
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@MrsJellySantos I mean if he’s adamant he has a relationship with the kids but hasn’t seen them in a month, then yeah, I’d wanna know what’s up before I go any further. He either doesn’t see the kids or he’s still seeing the mom.
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8 months
@autismsupsoc i've watched this for four minutes only to learn that it's a 26 second video
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1 month
@SyrahInCity I live for those conversations now. "We can have a conversation at a later date about all the ways we're both deficient in this relationship but right now, we're talking about you deliberately leaving your dirty clothes next to the hamper instead of in it."
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8 months
@ivyonthemove i legit was not prepared to see daddy pedro living his best life - we don't deserve sarah, truly we don't.
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@MrsJellySantos “See, this is what happens when you leave me alone!” They’re literally children.
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7 months
@TyffiBoo I’m sorry WHAT
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3 months
@MrsJellySantos SORRY. 2021. I DONT LIKE NUMBERS SORRY.
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2 months
@margconnoisseur the only time a man is gonna fix your woes is if he transfers over $20k to your account, orders and pays for your favorite food, wraps you in a blankie, kisses your head, and leaves your damn house. maybe send you a "don't answer this text - i just sent another $20k. go to sleep"
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3 months
@MrsJellySantos “she did say she has a fear of him leaving when his money is up” i think they need to have a big money talk or she needs to cut him loose. Just from these videos, their money priorities aren’t meshing.
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4 months
@michaelcurzi He’s softspoken, takes charge, and cares enough about his friends to make sure they have a great experience by ordering a bunch of different items. And he’s probably gonna pay for everything because he wants to treat them. This a king right here.
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9 months
@wisepissmage “You’re so cold” - have you ever spent a month falling for someone and then they just …stop existing? Not cold. Cautious.
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2 months
@notcapnamerica most of them wanted accessory kids. and then get mad when they're treated like accessory adults. they get what they get.
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10 months
@DrPsalem Waiting for Leo moon like potentially
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1 year
@bieberitboy @MUGLERlZED You are literally the GOAT for making this.
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9 months
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11 months
@valleydoIl She can fight for her life all she wants in the comments, but in both of those dinner videos, she looks so embarrassed by what he is saying, and she’s trying to play it off. That’s not “my crazy husband, isn’t he crazy? I love him“ That’s abusive.
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@MrsJellySantos "you have a baby mama? okay i might need to get used to that, lol. i wasn't expecting you to say that." THEN GET THE JOB. THEN STOCKPILE THE CASH. THEN LEAVE.
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8 months
@mxmsworld some people will never understand how triggering it is for them to be in bottomless pit mode with food we share. like, dude, you've never had to watch your sibling eat the only food in the house meant to last the weekend _in literally one meal_.
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5 months
@asj519 so many people have failed her omg
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1 month
@resaturnal i have met one man under 5'8 that had good energy, and that boy was 5'4 and had an electric personality. like, the best sag sun energy type - football hero, always having fun with everyone type. Height has zero to do with it.
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2 years
Maybe the fact that #ChristianGlass was a white boy will stir some change to happen. The parallels between Christian making a heart before being murdered by Colorado police and his mother holding up one of the heart shaped crystals from his car is near-vomit-inducing.
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3 months
@playPalia LET ME ROMANCE SIFUU. WHERE. IS. MY LARGE WIFE?? WHERE IS SHE. WHERE.
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3 months
@pot8um when i received those free tests in the mail back in december and they all expired in July, and that piece of paper that said "oh hey lol they didn't really expire! it's all good!"... LIVID. Fucking LIVID.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Yes but does your wife know you think marriage is just a title? Does she know you think she's another pandemic? Let's call her up and ask.
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@MrsJellySantos On one hand, if that’s your deepest secrets and she didn’t run, she’s a keeper. On the other hand, she’s keeping you FOREVER.
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@adoseofmars LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING - getting strung along by an Aries sun/venus was a fucking TRIP because they're like "nobody likes me, just gonna die alone" and 1) problematic and 2) LITERALLY STANDING RIGHT HERE. but yet I talk to someone else and how DARE i? NEVER. AGAIN.
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9 months
@NeilNevins This algorithm is2g
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6 months
@rudeboy_fit absolutely NOT.
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7 days
@MissSassbox between this and the monitor lizard that was r&ped, killed, and eaten, I'm just.. I think i'm done for today, ty.
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@adoseofmars Society as a whole is the reason why, if I did make the decision to have a child, I would not have one with a partner. That way, there’s absolutely no way to disappoint me.
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23 days
@LifeLongWanderR @ask_aubry probably risk and also a bit of "i took the vid" and "rare/epic loot because no one else has done it to her before".
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10 months
@adoseofmars I literally just want someone to love my bones for no other reason than that they exist.
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7 months
@PunishedNsfw “My parole officer says 0, but also that I should be honest with the right person.”
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2 years
@supplicanteven @horny_antifa I’m not OP but a friend literally had to see dozens of doctors until one said “…..hold on. WHAT??”
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@MadisonKittay oh noooo someone thinks we're worse than boomers oh nooooooo
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6 months
@Dreadful4Tymes i noticed with one of the amazon boycotts that a good number of people said they wouldn't buy amazon for a week or whatever, and leading up to it just bought extra to hold them over - instead of purchasing from another store altogether. some people are not getting it.
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19 days
@MrsJellySantos that shit costs too much for them to be playing around like that.
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11 months
@talktomemovie I’m just really excited they put the dog somewhere safe tbh
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8 months
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@xanabon
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tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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@MrsJellySantos of course he doesn't mind. the spell's working lollllll.
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10 months
@leoninethings correct. it's a good dress but we were all hype to see a "Real" version of the cartoon dress and it was just meh. (nothing to do with emma at all, at least for me. the dresses look remotely similar and that's it)
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10 months
@StacyMarieJ "no you can't." like bro, if we liked you like that, you'd know about it at some point in those SEVEN YEARS. also thanks for telling how you feel so i can put you on the no-no list.
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@nottydesignss dammit fine ugh yes I’ll fing try it
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9 months
@adoseofmars someone told me that my 2nd house leo moon is like a campfire that no one feeds after sitting in front of it for hours and frankly, i didn't ask to be read that hard and i'm still suffering from it lolll
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@AyeshaASiddiqi These made me so happy, especially finding the ones that my friends couldn’t find, and then saving up milk money to buy them one as well
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@SouthDallasFood It’s the juxtaposition of “Gen z/baby millennials being shamelessly loud” and “boomers not realizing that they can talk shit on the Internet and everyone not only sees it but will bury you with it” for me
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@JessPected I think they’re rage farming. Hidden blue check maybe? No way they’re that daft unless it’s on purpose.
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@That1teddygirl out of my whole friend group, only one of us has both parents still around AND the whole family just loves each other so much and-- i love that for her but it's hard. i was an adult before i was a teenager and some people aren't going to understand that life.
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1 year
@roosebirkin i feel so unworthy to even ask what her name is, because she is STUNNING.
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10 months
@thejessicatapia @galleiooo @cinnamazon_ this^^. social services does help but its rare and usually not helping as much as you need (speaking from experience witnessed in my own family). Her posting this could very well be a way for her to vent to peers and get feedback. even just a "been there girl <3" would help.
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@DuchessSexpert fucking finally. i wonder if it's going to address her boyfriend after she left elvis, the karate dude
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@TrustWahid Not calling you out at all: did you send her the $30 in 2007, because that's how long ago it's been that nails were $30. but what you sent was basically the nail girl's tip. 4000% no shade at all - but regular body upkeep is hundreds a month, and thousands a year.
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