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Leman Pie

@leman_pie

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If you have any expectations of me, prepare to be disappointed.

Joined April 2017
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@image_origins I FOUND IT!
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@feraljokes Accidentally class conscious Peterson
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@tragicbirdapp There is a lot more race combos than black and white.
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@icerlane @GoodReddit Most homophobic man in history was reincarnated as a rock face left to stare at an erect rock penis.
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@imgrandsure As an atheist, the aesthetic is great. All the religions produce wonderful art, but something about stain glass as a medium allows for more divine appearance.
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@GoodReddit PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET AN UMBRELLA GET AN UMBRELLA GET AN UMBRELLA GET AN UMBRELLA GET AN UMBRELLA GET AN UMBRELLA
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@BecomingCritter I'll toss out maybe reaching out to homeless shelters and whatnot. If nothing else, some outright waste can be given away for a better cause.
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@GoodReddit He must have gotten better headphones/earbuds, and noticed the mixing was bad.
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@imghappy I'm going to show my age a bit, because I never grew up with Technoblade, but I remember the loss of Kitty0706. Don't feel bad about crying. It isn't common in modern times to see death in someone close to, or even at, your age. Some of you haven't even lost a pet yet.
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@CantEverDie Just found out men like sex.
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@TheMegaladong @BasedByAccident "But then why didn't I hear it back then?" We've been TRYING!
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@BadMedicalTakes Fellas, is it gay to receive lifesaving organ transplants? You literally have another dude's parts inside you 😬
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@ChimpBzkit @5H1TP05TER "You're listening to True Freedom radio. Top of the hour is our mandatory 5 minutes of hate segment. Post a selfie of you making an angry face with fashtag #meWhenTransPeople to show liberals how you think for yourself."
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@tragicbirdapp When I was 14 I was sending pics of gore and musical remixes of gay porn to my friends on Skype. I don't understand when this shift happened.
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@image_origins Hey does anyone have that video of a tortoise slamming into a shoe with hanna Barbara cartoon sound effects? I can't find it again. I want it to convince my sister we should get a pet tortoise.
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@ShitpostRock Seeing two grandmasters play this move in a genuine tournament was a joy.
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@canadiEmma @emily_murnane @CharoShane Why wouldn't it? I might hesitate for a intelligent person who invented valuable tech and grew rich off the patents, but celebrities are, like, first course.
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@MKVRiscy Maybe YOU aged poorly
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@TPlargus @GimmickAccsOOC2 It's like you literally touched tips with Hitler and Mussolini.
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@tranon___ @GoodReddit Wikipedia exhibitionist.
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@gyorengdtwt @GoodReddit Don't trust them. It makes your computer have gay thoughts.
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@GoodReddit Investment broker at the St. Louis Yacht Club in minecraft
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@GoodReddit My favorite swapped subreddits: r/trees: the stoner subreddit r/marijuanaenthusiasts: for pictures of trees.
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@KatzRool @MosyM0sy @tragicbirdapp Cop: Who is the killer? : was
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@castingahex Pullin up for the skuller system tattoo sesh
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@BadMedicalTakes I will only accept an organ from a big titties goth girl so that its like I'm being super pegged, forever.
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@GoodReddit Why does he care? He admitted to the internet he's into fat furry fart roleplay. My only thought seeing this was "Oh that silly Pyro."
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@knatknowsit @RightWingCope You can't accept people based on race, but you can accept them based on how race impacted their life.
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@ColinHi47711591 @Yeenie_Mcbeenie Me being dragged to hell for procrastinating too much
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@opulentblade @s8nstan What science did: keeps more people from burning alive, in more places.
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@nyanda_okinawan @chaoticcatpics If you look closely, he's trimming the air near the whiskers.
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@SocDoneLeft "What are you gonna due, sue me?" - quote from man (almost) sued
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@GoodReddit Here to sing praises of the objectively correct way to show time: ISO 8601
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@Saturn_Marooned @RightWingCope "Communism is when people have allergies, and the more allergies people have the more communist it is" -Karl Marx, sapient ragweed plant and Shakespeare enthusiast.
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@Tisairi @BadMedicalTakes Disappointment, probably.
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@taklomi @SaeedDiCaprio “this is not savage lands, this is a civilized country under fire”
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@schnitznpie @Rachuske "fuck u lookin at?"
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@PoorlyAgedStuff It's the usual context.
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@DemilyPyro Society if trans women promoted fossil fuels (the usual suspects suddenly wanted green energy)
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@shanewallick @LinkofSunshine My android phone has a thermal camera. Look at my dog. Your phone can't do that.
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@ExemptFazrian @BadMedicalTakes Yeah its a weird conspiracy thing in some right wing circles. Apparently every celebrity is trans specifically to worship satan. Not sure if people thinking like that can be salvaged tbh.
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@DaSupremeXtream @estrogenizedboy >be wife >having sex with husband >he stops thrusting >starts crying >ask what's wrong >said he is sad our son gets fucked "like I do" >MFW
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@solr22 @SocDoneLeft Go be German someplace else
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@daringlucile @generalslug From the slurping sound
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@mausmalone @MaggieMaeFish Paper, glass, and metal. Plastics complicate things too much.
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@DefectivePigg aw hell nah georgi constantine took 40 benadryls
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@wYJMlU67ILKkMlD @jesawyer You're sure arguing religiously motivated censorship "is fine, actually" is the best argument you can make for people who don't want religiously motivated censorship.
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@DB_Kringer2 @HamavalThorfinn I like how his answer to what happened to Launch was "tbh I forgot about her". He just makes stuff up as he goes. I respect that.
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@zachsilberberg @stelllajo You were one of today's lucky 10000
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@nikicaga Polish grandma not knowing about the film walking downtown.
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@HawkInATX @BadMedicalTakes Before covid: I don't know what is in the vaccine. Who knows what big pharma is scheming With covid: *Eats the entire goddamn pharmacy*
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@Rando_Landro @Arahon20 @IsaacWhite10 Cleopatra's life was closer to the moon landings than she was to the construction of the pyramids. Ancient Egyptian monarchs sponsored what we now call archaeology to learn more about *its own history*. Egypt is old as fuckin dirt.
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@NoContextBrits Y'know, I wish "occasionally breaks traffic laws" was the issue with police, instead of one issue.
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@nikicaga @RangerAragorn Its why hangman was a profession. Though I'm not sure we need to bring back a career centered around killing people. We already have enough cops HEYOO
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@BadMedicalTakes I'm pretty sure the orgasm during birth isn't a pleasure thing, but the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems going, I quote "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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@NeuralStunner @SlappyCromwell @valvesoftware Honestly this would be a legit answer.
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@NotFlambingo @GoodReddit We lost a brilliant mind simply to appease antiquated morals. It pisses me off so much.
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@OldMemeArchive I can easily imagine this comic ending up in a middle school history book for the brief overview of the early 2010s. Inoffensive, mildly inaccurate, but its in good fun. The school year is about to end, so why not put in a silly little comic to make the kids smile.
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"CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT" What gets me about this, is if it was a fake phonecall, someone meticulously spent time writing, voicing, and spreading a 9 minute fake call about Chris Chan fucking his own mom. I'm genuinely unsure which is worse.
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@TruthSalvo @RightWingCope They're there. Just wearing their other uniform
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@aaa_a1347 @ResNeXtGuesser Idk that feels too mean. Its funnier when the dog is only mildly hateful
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@RightWingCope Can't imagine how the conservatives would handle German pronouns.
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@RightWingCope @Target "my property" I grew up in a similar situation. Its almost more frustrating when you hit 18 and wonder why you aren't an independent adult after 17 years of being fully dependent.
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@Zomb1fy @TheFunny_mp4 So there she was, BBQ sauce on her titties
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@JakeHendy @ZenOfDesign "I FIXED IT TWICE!"
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