Jakie Joo Joo @JakeHendy Twitter profile

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Jakie Joo Joo

5 years

@JenMsft (Inspired by a real big fixed the other day...) Knock knock Who’s there? ... ... ... [closes door] WAIT NO IM HERE IVE FINISHED DOING YOUR WORK DONT GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Where is everyone?

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@JakeHendy

4 months

@sdw E for emotional damage every time you think you can load something

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8 months

@ZenOfDesign And a couple devs going “I fucking fixed that!!”

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2 months

@xgigglypuff The only artefacts he could have from Harvard are the ones from his pixelated profile pic 😂

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6 months

@chloehenryxxo So many angry people in the comments 😂 I don’t carry my wallet with me as it’s one more thing to pack/unpack and remember even with the AirTag. Apple are working with DVLA to bring driving licenses to iPhones and I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.

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3 years

@hellolanemoore Twitter strikes again 👀 @eggshellfriend

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7 months

@Vetteleclerc Absolutely fine for Max to do them though

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2 months

@danni_ox_ Look how happy you are too! You're all so happy, and you look great for it.

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@JakeHendy

2 years

@Lazer It goes on for a bit but it’s worth it

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@RussInCheshire

2 years

It’s only a couple of days since I did #TheWeekInTory , and here I am again because – oh hell, you already know why. Anyway, here we go, you lucky, lucky bastards 1. Chris Pincher was accused of groping 2 men after getting indescribably pissed

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@JakeHendy

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@endingwithali As a software engineer, 5-6 hours a day As a senior, 3-6 hours a day As a lead, 2 hours a day max but occasionally could get 4 As a principal? An hour a week tops

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4 months

@thdxr Mac: brew Linux: apt/dnf Windows: chocolatey/winget/provide a binary link and an installer

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1 year

@biazzarro The way he takes his glasses off at the end…

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@JakeHendy

21 days

@sophcorcoran You'd offer an immensely more balanced and informative view than the other person ever could though

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@JakeHendy

5 months

@scottiebateman Love the signage for the first door on the left 🤣

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2 years

@MattyWTF1 Otmar: I gotcha here’s some drama

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8 months

@Bhaal_Spawn Had me in the first half ngl

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@xxoMarina Not to mention Sky F1, Nico Rosberg of all people, were agreeing with him and constructively critiquing him. Absolute rag of a media outlet

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@JakeHendy

1 year

Don’t know why I waited so long to install Pixel Pals by @ChristianSelig 😍 Thumper has been making me smile all day

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@JakeHendy

8 months

@LauraLeslieF1 Push to the limits of their fitness? Yes Push to the limits of their body and consciousness? Fuck. No.

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@JakeHendy

1 month

@danni_ox_ That is the whole reason tk be all inclusive. Mojito at 11? Sure Burger at half 11? Definitely. Ice cream at 9 in the morning? Fuck yea boy

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@JakeHendy

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@molly0xFFF Shockwave games.

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@JakeHendy

1 year

“Please don’t undermine me in front of the juniors” “Then don’t be shit” Feel that 😂 #Maternal

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@JakeHendy

9 months

@kayldavenport Why has George become the talking point recently? He seems to have the majority of air time 🧐

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@hansmollman Also those kids just appear and disappear like nobodies business.

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@JakeHendy

8 months

@iLorahTweets @SkyNews Yeeeee. And those people who enjoy the arts, who probably took public transport, are definitely the right people to be protesting 😒

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

3 years

A week ago we released a small but significant change to SurfaceNet's AWS Environment. Before we go in to that, you may ask "what is SurfaceNet?". Let's quickly go over that... The @metoffice collects lots of, among many different types of, observations around the globe. /1

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@JakeHendy

7 months

@Ginger_Tucci I’m dreading the day my railcard runs out. Fares are only going up, and service is only going down. Even 7 years ago it was cheaper and quicker to fly Exeter to London City, spending the same time in London but getting more time at home ☠️

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@JakeHendy

3 months

@SectorWriter Drinking that fancy w… San Pellegrino water 😂

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@alanisnking This just needs the audio “excuse me, let me just scooch in here, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

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@JakeHendy

1 year

@MichaelaOkla We all should turn up

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@JakeHendy

1 month

@jameypricephoto It seems American style is just be very very visible. Like extremely visible. During the AWS conference in vegas you’ll see 2 SUVs on each corner of the intersection down the boulevard and 10 cars lined up. A little surprising coming from the UK but 🤷

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@JakeHendy

8 months

@sdw *whispers* hey it’s siri, I’m watching you… Vibes right there.

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@JakeHendy

1 month

@carbdiem If it isn’t the consequences of their own actions

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@JakeHendy

9 months

@Bhaal_Spawn @noturtlesoup17 Also £6.50 cocktails?? Sophie knows where to get a good deal. Normal down here is £9 and I think I paid £15 in London the other day 😭

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@JakeHendy

8 years

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@JakeHendy

2 years

Whelp. That’s it, my account @metoffice has been deactivated and I’m no longer a civil servant! It’s been 8 years, 8 months, and 4 days of learning, challenges, delivery, and having a blast. Thank you to everyone, and I can’t wait to see you all keep smashing it every day 🙌🏼 👏🏼

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

3 months

@zsk A friend suggested that maybe an upstream system had a new requirement (e.g. move to TLS1.3) which would explain why many customers are doing changes which aren’t 100% successful

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@glumDumpst3r Because i can only type my password right on the first go once a day

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

3 years

I just wrote a post on how to use CDK Custom Resources, I'll be posting an example repo of this tomorrow: Feedback always appreciated! 🙏 #aws #cdk #awscdk #awsbuilders #blogpost #programming #awsdev

CD-Okay that’s how you do custom resources

Recently I’ve needed to use [CDK Custom Resources][cdk-custom-resources] and they’re slightly different from traditional CloudFormation Custom Resources. The documentation tells you to wrap your...

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@JakeHendy

20 days

@dieworkwear Not quite knit but I’ll take it

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@JakeHendy

20 days

We love a 4 day week

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@JakeHendy

3 months

@d0rkph0enix Half expected this to be from @BentleyAudrey 😂

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

2 years

First talk of #reInvent2022 and @editingemily and team are bossing it, despite no microphones :) (How long until Emily’s self declared title of “Most expensive mic stand” appears in phone tool?!) #aws

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

5 months

@Rocks19751 @SaeedAdventures @timecaptales @historyinmemes It’s probably a bot, plugged in to ChatGPT or some other LLM. You’ll see them pop up under popular tweets where they rephrase exactly what was said or just add extra filler from some model. It’s engagement farming to make money on twitter

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@JakeHendy

1 year

@askolatte Bono at Imola: found that extra power you asked for 😎 At least we can dream

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@JakeHendy

5 months

@scottiebateman I've always been surprised how many Exeters there are. Exeter New Hampshire, Exeter Ontario, even made it in to Star Trek with the USS Exeter.

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@JakeHendy

3 months

@BentleyAudrey That guy in the back too with his arms folded like he knows exactly what the manager can do 😂

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@JakeHendy

1 month

I’ve an interview tomorrow and whilst I think I’m ready for it, any positive thoughts and vibes would be most appreciated friends 🤞

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@JakeHendy

2 years

@KeejayOV3 I’m sure I saw a “just” in there, because of course we could “just” do that. Wow.

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@JakeHendy

8 months

@Bhaal_Spawn yes yes, but tilt the camera down. The pet. Show the pet.

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@JakeHendy

3 months

@girl_tinder Bad vibes… sounds like someone can’t be trusted 👀

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@JakeHendy

7 years

Flicking through @jessfraz ’s containers on desktop pres and I see a Dockerfile for gitiles. Been looking for something just like that, thank you! 👌🏼👏🏼

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@JakeHendy

2 years

@perrigame Me: hahaha Perri Me 5 scrolling five tweets down: oh for fuck sake how do they put their shoes on (Context for others:

Rob O'Hanrahan

@RobOHanrahan

2 years

"I do trust women enough, to control when they allow a man to ejaculate... inside of them and to control that intake of semen" - Karianne Lisonbee Utah Republican. A trigger law in Utah means abortion is now illegal, except in very limited circumstances.

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@JakeHendy

18 days

“Im in the queue like the cheese counter” what a way to push a Dutch reporter out the way. Martin Brundle ❤️ #MonacoGP

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@girl_tinder “Are you a magician” Yes I can make this match ✨ disappear ✨ 🪄

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@xgigglypuff probably trying to find some cardboard he can cut up

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@JakeHendy

7 months

@carbdiem Isn’t that the Cypriot flag, too? 🤔

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Jakie Joo Joo

@JakeHendy

7 years

AWS, microservices, monoliths, parsing‘n’publishing data in a variety of formats, some “bigger” data too, infrastructure :) much more, too!

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@JakeHendy

7 months

@adrianstewey @Vetteleclerc Well obviously, but what are ferrari trying to protect? They don’t need the parts, they don’t need the tyres. Why shouldn’t they do donuts?

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@JakeHendy

18 days

Summerrrrrrr

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@JakeHendy

1 year

@formulaAMELIA For office/web usage sure. Light editing will work, but it’ll be painful after a while. Ideally you’ll want 16GB RAM. An i5 with 16GB RAM could very much be better than an i7 with 8. No point going faster if you can’t fit it all in memory :)

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@DANNYonPC Makes a lot of sense, there’s probably inbuilt engine support for nav meshing roads against terrain etc.

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@JakeHendy

4 years

English bulldog outside the cafe, french bulldog sat behind me inside the cafe. Frenchie wouldn’t stop moving, English is sprawled out. Shame @VintageBeefLP is across the pond and they’re not Bubba and Daisy 🐶 🐕

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@Bhaal_Spawn

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@JakeHendy

5 years

@JoelGSamuel @SwiftOnSecurity MD5 collisions? “I thought he was a bit different”

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@JakeHendy

5 months

@carbdiem Not to mention council tax, utilities, broadband, insurance.

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@JakeHendy

5 months

@perrigame Well I was excited for my granola and now I’m not 😔 Must not. Download. Uber. App.

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Wee little trip to London* for some training *Heathrow

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5 months

@kejamieson_ @BBCNews Gonna start calling it a boat now (don't beat me with Gunner's toys please xoxo)

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@JakeHendy

7 months

How could I not get a post with CISO Barbie? 😉 @Lacework @MerrittBaer fingers crossed 🤞

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@JSS779 Not sure why you hid your address, we all know it Julie, 1A The Skies

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@JakeHendy

2 years

@elchefe @QuinnyPig “What do you mean unknown syntax it’s an f string oh fuck off this env is 3.6 how do I upgrade again”

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@JakeHendy

1 year

@JortsTheCat This tweet directly above yours 😂

Carmen Crincoli - @crincoli.org

@CarmenCrincoli

1 year

Kevin McCarthy, everyone.

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@JakeHendy

22 days

@hail2thetealeaf I couldn’t see what was striking the board in the thumbnail view and thought he had beef with a neighbour but this is 100/10 much better 😂

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@DANNYonPC @xxoMarina “Still we whine”. We very well know that Still We Rise is a very important message about the lack of minorities in motorsport and how they continually rise above others who put them down. To turn it in to a clickbait headline demeans the entire point and against “we race as one”

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@JakeHendy

16 days

Not bad. Not bad at all.

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@JakeHendy

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In they went. Not the best prove but

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@JakeHendy

7 months

@adrianstewey @Vetteleclerc You’d make better decisions and let him do donuts so 😂

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@JakeHendy

2 months

First Aperol Spritz in the sun ☀️

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@JakeHendy

20 days

We love a 4 day week

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@JakeHendy

2 months

@JenMsft And coffee is expensive so now I’m spending £40 on coffee and snacks to justify me taking a table for 4 hours

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@Bhaal_Spawn And yet I’m having the best time I’ve had in a long time wrapping presents with all the wrapping paper and ribbons watching Christopher Robin. Whatta dunce.

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@JakeHendy

3 years

@hiangelali 👋 hello fellow ‘95er! In the 2 months I’ve been 26 I’ve learned to defend my ideas and thoughts, respectfully challenge those around you and defend them. If you’re right everyone learns; if you’re wrong you learn, and maybe everyone else does too! Believe in yourself!

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@JakeHendy

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@RogersKonnor @IanColdwater +1. M2 Pro with 32G. Use Teams and multiple edge profiles with AWS consoles open and VS Code and it just didn’t really care. I spent about 8 hours on video calls and the battery just started to run out. Plus everything in the background like podcasts, music, mail…

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@JakeHendy

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@Rocks19751 @SaeedAdventures @timecaptales @historyinmemes I didn’t mean you, I meant the account you’re replying to.

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@perrigame Leave her as is I think

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@CharleyWTF1 The benefits of being so young 😂

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@backpainandwine imagine getting a hair stuck in that collar though, be so irritating

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@JakeHendy

1 year

@VARMILT0N One thing we learn in the corporate world, never interact with your customers on twitter as yourself 😭 it never ends well, no matter how right you are 😭

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@carlyjohnson123 It’s funny how some people have some money and use it to show off brands, and then there’s people with real money where you don’t see any brands (like Hermes)… Also why is all of that shit so ugly 🤮

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@JakeHendy

2 years

@HLThompson93 @hansmollman And he just so happens to have every tool available and know every practical skill so he can repair Santa’s sleigh for the Christmas fair and repair the elderly neighbour’s lights which to her husband of 60 years and passed a few months ago bought for their first date

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@JakeHendy

25 days

Bloody hell Harry “my west end career ended pretty much like your F1 career Karun” 😂😂 #ImolaGP

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@JakeHendy

9 months

@xxoMarina I love that it’s not a straight copy and paste job, they’ve really thought about how best to vary their hate and vitriol. Imagine what they could do if they channelled all that hateful energy in to something good

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1 year

@fastpitstop The only weakness was accounting and catering :')

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2 months

Jake’s first Sushi (at sticks and sushi)

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@JakeHendy

3 years

I know we're not the only customer to benefit from ARM, but I suspect we're one of the strongest beneficiaries. Hopefully @QuinnyPig will be pleased we actually are hitting that 20% promised in the aws blog, and then some. Thanks AWS ❤️ /13

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@JakeHendy

5 years

Well played @Apple with @JonyIveParody as an example watchface 😂

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@JakeHendy

6 months

@Nurfturf2 @DANNYonPC It’s screenshots from a talk at GDC

Game Developers Conference (GDC)

GDC is the game industry's premier professional event, championing game developers and the advancement of their craft. March 17-21, 2025. #GDC2025

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@khadiiz He did in an IG story last week?

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@99elmab No the race is on Saturday, it’s a teams call

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4 months

Townnnn today 🛍️

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@premystic I remember being so impressed with that when I was younger. Was so cool. Combined with AWS ML & Data Insights or would be so useful to see tyre wear across the different cars in corners.

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