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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

2 months

Out on the town being a woman….

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Are u guys dressing up for halloween and then just like vibing in your kitchen as Dracula or what . what’s the situation

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Do not go to a man’s home for a hookup right now. You could get quarantined there and they don’t even have sheets. They definitely won’t have toilet paper. Maybe one bag of hot pockets. A can of Cheeto puffs. That’s all you’ll have. Is that what you want

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Like ???

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@MichaelaOkla

2 months

To have the new generation of mainstream pop girls be this brave and this willing to be 100% clear about an issue that is SO polarizing. I have tears in my eyes it’s awesome to see

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2 months

free planb at @oliviarodrigo in st. louis tonight 💓 thank you @MOAbortionFund ✨

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Can they mute the mic of whoever isn’t supposed to be talking

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

Did he really just.... prove that women die when abortion is illegal... on accident

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Thinking about when I was 15 and my boyfriend and I almost broke up bc I told him I wanted to live in New York when I was older to pursue my Broadway dreams & he was like but New York is not the best place to Raise Our Children

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Just heard my mom shouting “DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE ROOMBA IS” and then 2 minutes later, more quietly, “aww poor roomba how’d you get stuck there sweetie”

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

6 years

Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

9 months

This bitch😭

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

reminder that ted bundy wasn’t some sexy man that women couldn’t resist he literally pretended to be injured and asked for help and women are fucking kind and his victims should be remembered as kind people who weren’t just stupidly overwhelmed by his charm or some shit

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

2 years

I had an abortion when i was 19 and I’ve never felt comfortable talking about it online. People have terrifying opinions on the topic and even now I’m scared to speak about it. We talk about destigmatizing a lot of things but we desperately need to destigmatize abortion.

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Ok so don’t get mad at me if this is you I am genuinely asking...... what about Disney World/Land.... is so appealing to grown adults that they’re emotional they haven’t been in like a year

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Trump literally told his base not to do mail in ballots for months; his campaign slogan was “vote Trump vote in person” and now they’re like WHY WOULD MAIL IN BALLOTS BE SO BLUE THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

9 months

I’m not exaggerating when I say this would have ruined the entire movie for me

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@PopBase

9 months

A fart opera was cut from the middle of #Barbie after it wasn’t received how Greta Gerwig hoped during test screenings: “I thought it was really funny. And that was not the consensus.”

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

4 years

This fly shall serve as the groundhog of election loss. Anointing the failure

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@ihatejoelkim

4 years

Love a reoccurring character.

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

5 years

WOMEN DONT WANT TO CARRY A CHILD FOR 9 MONTHS JUST TO KILL A BABY. NOBODY HAS THIS KIND OF SICK FANTASY. LATE TERM ABORTIONS ARE EMERGENCIES. IF A WOMAN JUST DIDNT WANT A BABY SHE’D TAKE A PILL AT 4 WEEKS. SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE PREGNANT FOR 8 MONTHS THEN HAVE A PAINFUL SURGERY

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Why do men call me sexist ? how can I be sexist when I literally have a father and a brother . Think before you speak

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Reminder that gun girl is only relevant because of the people talking shit about her and if you’d stop sharing her videos and quote tweeting her you’d cut off her income but instead you’re playing into exactly what she wants so please just block her and mute her name

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@MichaelaOkla

5 months

At first I worried that one of them was more in love than the other. But as the video progressed I could tell they both love each other dearly

Why you should have a cat

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Wait is there really a tv show where you can win $100,000 just by not having sex for a month. I couldve won over a million dollars last year

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

I cannot stand story plots that revolve around a misunderstanding that could easily be communicated omg please stop doing theeemmm

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

7 months

Real music always wins

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@PopCrave

7 months

“Bet On It” by Troy has been certified Platinum in the US.

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

This payoff wasn’t what I had hoped for

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@MichaelaOkla

6 years

Lmao my friend just sent me this conversation between a girl he’s been talking to and him and I can’t stop laughing

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

7 months

Jane Lynch a bit

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@ettingermentum

7 months

have you ever seen somebody who looks like this

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Just found out about taxes. Not for me, thank you though🖤

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

7 months

Found a very sick email I sent to Club Penguin in 2008 that’s so slay

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

6 months

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

7 months

Wearing a Harvard sweatshirt and my dentist was like “oh do you go to Harvard” and I paused and said “in a sense…..” I’m so embarrassed why did I say that. Why did I say that

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Little spoon / Big spoon role is actually just based on who had a more Difficult day

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

11 months

Being a girl is so jam packed with activities. Ur so busy all the time. Play farming game, move from couch to bed, drink water, move from bed to couch etc. Nobody talks about it though

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

This is my moment in the Sun

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

5 years

If Zoey 101 hadn’t gotten pregnant then Victoria Justice wouldn’t have gotten Victorious and then Ariana Grande wouldn’t have gotten her start so things that seem really bad right now have a bigger plan later on ok

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

8 months

Missed the ice cream truck today because I was too proud to run. And for what. What honor did that bring me

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Y’all just want the people you look up to to be perpetually depressed and sad and never be happy or you turn on them

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

Ariana’s new song is so powerful I called my ex and thanked him for cheating on me

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

She got shot trying to jump through a broken window of a federal building leading a mob that had bombs and wrist ties and guns .....

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michaela okland

@MichaelaOkla

6 months

She gets it

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

i told my ex of 4 years he’d always have a piece of my heart & i can’t remember his last name rn

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

Sure I could go to a high school reunion, but what would I say to them? Congrats on the pyramid scheme? Congrats on the teen marriage? Nothing I say would sound sincere

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

Ok I was very high last night

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@MichaelaOkla

4 months

My mom loves to be like “that is NOT a newborn” when we watch shows

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Why’d Instagram add that little “from facebook” part when we open the app are they trying to piss us off

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Crazy how oat milk is the best tasting milk and ALSO the best for the environment like wow ! how do you do it all!

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@MichaelaOkla

8 months

So thankful this doesn’t go hard. So so thankful, grateful, thrilled. He looks like he just stole Christmas. I’m twirling around in my living room

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@PopBase

8 months

🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.

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@MichaelaOkla

11 months

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

I think we are getting along

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@MichaelaOkla

7 months

This is so important because this one is one of the all time best tasting shapes. Frozen is bad. Frozen 2 is good. Paw Patrol is bad. Star Wars is great. Pokémon is great. Little Pony is bad.

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@PopBase

7 months

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

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@MichaelaOkla

4 months

That kid who got harambe killed is probably a teen now oh wow… probably on Tik tok . He’s got the greatest 2 truths and a lie set up

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Joe from You is BAD but like. I don’t think he’d cheat. Idk. If he cheated, then I def could NOT watch or support. But I think he seems loyal

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

I’m actually in tears over these people trying to remember the names of the Jonas brothers

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

Getting to know a new person is actually so difficult bc speaking the way you normally speak literally feels insane for absolutely no reason

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@MichaelaOkla

3 months

Love when a woman is going off and she starts throwing in some “mind you”

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@MichaelaOkla

4 months

I love when ppl have those prominent canine teeth and they look a little wolfy. A little vampiric. It’s so important

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

We have Got to stop letting people like this think they are cool

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@MichaelaOkla

1 month

Apparently the fact that my mother has never once made a comment about my body in my entire life is an anomaly so shout out to my Mom

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

I would rather you guys here this from me than a news article. Mat was killed in a hit and run last night. I don’t really have any other words right now. I wish I could contact everybody who knows him personally but the news is already out and I just can’t do it right now

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1 year

If you get arrested and you go to jail and you’re wearing your contacts but like you need to take them out at night and u don’t have your glasses on you then are they gonna give you opti free or just let you be blind or will they let someone bring your glasses or no

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

If hot water bad for skin then why is it lovely experience

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Boys are rude for example sometimes they are busy when you are not

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@MichaelaOkla

3 months

I’m actually gonna start sobbing are we seeing the beginning of consistently produced sapphic films

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lesbian road trip comedy drive-away dolls in theaters february 23

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@MichaelaOkla

2 months

Having a dramatic falling out with somebody is so embarrassing .. people will be like “what happened” and now you have to sound like a 7-year-old

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Gynecologist asked if I have a partner and I said “like a sex one?” And she was like “... if that’s all you do” and I am crying

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@MichaelaOkla

1 year

The size difference between a Dunkin’ Donuts medium drink and a Starbucks one has just absolutely floored me

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@MichaelaOkla

8 months

Breathing and taking it all in

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@MichaelaOkla

2 years

Most iconic line is “I want you on my team” “so does everybody else”

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Just saw Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox in public, luckily grabbed a couple pics

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

Obviously I am willing to make the first move I posted an Instagram story so that you’d have something to dm me about

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@MichaelaOkla

2 months

We come to this place for magic…

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin the stand, hey....... got any grapes? The man said no he just died in surgery.. who do you think gave u the heart 😔♥️💔

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@MichaelaOkla

11 months

The brands don’t have rainbow logos… there’s a threatening aura in the air

Nori Reed

@realnorireed

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This Pride has a different… they want us all dead kinda vibe…

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Dating is hard but especially if u like somebody who has FRIENDS and then you have to make another 8 people like you? And you have to be charming? Which drains your life force completely dry? Bc ur not an entertainer? give me a sexy loner

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

cant believe men made up oil changes just to stress us out

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

This has 700k likes on tik tok I hate men again

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4 years

I thought the SNL skits making fun of his intelligence were exaggerating omfg

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@MichaelaOkla

8 months

It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Accidentally didn’t respond to any of the people I dearly love for 3 days

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

Why do ppl get engaged on Christmas and birthdays that’s so weird . Explan

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

Wait are there men who have never punched a hole in drywall does that exist

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@MichaelaOkla

8 months

What if I wanted to lie. Did you ever think about that

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One of the best iOS 17 features that you guys should try right after updating: NameDrop.

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

WHY ANXIOUS IF NO PROBLEM

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

One time I sent a Snapchat of myself crying to my friend and she took a screenshot & then messaged me “sorry for the screenshot but it’s gonna be so funny one day” and that’s a friend who really cares u know

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4 years

U know who else was single on Valentine’s Day. Jesus Christ

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4 months

When this started I was like oh nooo don’t make fun of somebody’s gifts to you that’s so mean. But then I watched the video

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I know you fucking lying

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@MichaelaOkla

7 months

How is it that everybody from my hometown is married with kids but nobody from my college is married with kids. This math doesn’t add up to me. Bc the people from my hometown also went to college. So explain how this is happening

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4 years

If baby yoda is an infant at 50 years old and can’t even speak then I don’t rly understand why he’s ~so wise~ when he’s like 800 ? I thought he just had these long years of obtaining knowledge but instead it takes half a century for him to form a sentence ? Why do we listen 2 him

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

I’ll talk about you forever. 💜 @matchu_chutrain

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@MichaelaOkla

3 years

💀💀💀

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@MichaelaOkla

6 years

Boys are psychos and they somehow make it seem like girls are psychos but I swear to god it’s always them

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@MichaelaOkla

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Elle Woods got a 179 mind you

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@nienna121

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I cannot imagine freely admitting on the internet that you got a 150 on the LSAT (below average for all test takers and far below average for law school applicants) and then blaming your rejections on black people lol. Genuine skill issue.

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Girls are like “my boyfriend is great!!” & then they break up and they’re like “ok so there’s a few things I maybe never mentioned…”

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@MichaelaOkla

4 years

Reality tv show idea. I am given 50 million dollars and then the world watches me spend it

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@MichaelaOkla

5 years

My friend broke up with this guy and he was like “I was checking his LinkedIn twice a day to see what he’s up to and then just yesterday he told me he can see every time I checked his page” and oh my god my secondhand embarrassment HAHAHAHA

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3 years

No way this is real PLEASE

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LIFE HACK is to just drink water instead of drinksies when u go to event. People don’t know about this. You feel totally normal the next day, the following days, etc instead of feeling immense physical pain and dread. It’s one of the best kept secrets

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