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Hannah Thompson

@HLThompson93

4 years

What’s it like living with anxiety:

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Hannah Thompson

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4 months

Why are people obsessed with making Paddington Bear the grim reaper

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

loving the trajectory of Martin Lewis from “man who told you how to get discounted pizza” to “man who will lead the revolution”

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

see also: the best way to end robbery is to own zero possessions.

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

crying with laughter that masterchef’s Gregg Wallace comments on every pic his wife posts on insta demanding she print it. SO many questions. Is she actually printing them?? What’s he doing with all these prints??

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

nice wheat field you've got there. would be a shame if somebody ... ran through it

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

lost my debit card and before the bank would let me withdraw any emergency cash, they made me name a recent transaction. all I could remember was paying for a round of sambuca shots at 3am, and he quietly responded with “... most people just use paying rent as their example”

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Hannah Thompson

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1 year

Of course, the only person who could afford these. It makes so much sense

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@Independent

1 year

King Charles III ‘to break from tradition’ with coronation outfit choice

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Hannah Thompson

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11 months

one of my favourite things about the Lib Dems is that they have absolutely no chill whenever they win a by-election. cannot contain themselves

Liberal Democrats

@LibDems

11 months

Maybe we should take a leaf out of Hollywood's playbook to celebrate?

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

Remembering when I was about 8 years old, and I sent Tony Blair a letter with some “tips” on running the country - and his office sent me back a pamphlet entitled “How Parliament Works” To this day, sickest burn I’ve ever received.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

I feel at one with the universe

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Hannah Thompson

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7 months

I had a second date with somebody, I was nervous we’d run out of things to say, so I panickedly pre-prepared a list of potential conversation topics. reviewing the list with a clear mind. why did “car boot sales” make it into the top 4 things I could bring up. TOP FOUR.

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

@ScottGreenfield how do you think you’re making sexual assault victims reading this feel? Seriously? Insinuating that they LET themselves be assaulted? It’s a difficult enough thing to cope with without someone insinuating they could have done MORE to prevent it.

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

when you realise that Jackie Weaver did in fact have the authority

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

it’s my last day at work tomorrow, and my goodbyes are getting increasingly dramatic. it’s only a matter of time before each one turns into me serenading them with a James Blunt song.

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

my dog’s day care sent me this photo, where it looks like him and some other dogs have started an indie band that’s about to break through on the local music scene

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

did anyone else’s primary school go through a phase where everyone had to draw their own face and then they’d print it on a tea towel? did I imagine this? does this still happen?

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Hannah Thompson

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2 months

A woman on my bus reading a copy of the bible very intently, and just loudly gasped at a section. I wonder which bit she got to

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

heading back home to Aberystwyth for the weekend and have been given this completely normal number of train tickets to get there and back

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

people say it’s unbelievable that they’d rebuild Jurassic Park so many times but Alton Towers is out here building a ride that “combines wood and fire”

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

Tim Farron emailed saying "what's next?" and then emailed shortly afterwards with "MY RESIGNATION"

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Hannah Thompson

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11 days

Everybody at the general election announcement looks utterly broken

Sky News

@SkyNews

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"We need a leader at the head of a govt who is willing to make the right choices." @JamesCleverly says today's "fantastic economic figures" did not happen "by accident" but because of "difficult choices" made by the PM. Live: 📺 Sky 501 and Virgin 602

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Hannah Thompson

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28 days

Bath, what a city.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

career goals

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

there’s too many responses to this for me to keep up with!! so guys if you could please just print them and put in my tray xx

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

same Angela Merkel, same

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

been a bit surreal to watch BBC News and see all the presenters slowly change into black clothing over the last hour

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

I’ve been looking after a friend’s dog while she’s away, and I wake up to him looking like a mythical creature who’s about to send me on a gravely dangerous but important quest

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

believe me, you don’t want to face the wrath of Gregg Wallace when you don’t print the instagram pictures he’s asked for

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

went to a wedding and they asked guests to write down tips for a successful marriage. my friend wrote “never cheat”, panicked that it was too intense so followed it up with “lol” - worried that it was STILL too intense so added “at board games” never cheat (lol) at board games

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

my sister has been waiting for a liver transplant for SO MANY YEARS. Last night, she got the call. There was a liver. It was a match. She’s in surgery now. Now, I’m not usually one for superstition, but I would very much appreciate ALL OF YOUR FINGERS BEING CROSSED 🤞

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

@JamieRoss7

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

told my mum I’d gone viral and her reaction was “oh no .... coronavirus?”

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

upon further investigation it appears that these photos go in a special tray that Gregg has ??? more news as we get it

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Hannah Thompson

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10 months

hello from me, a girl who keeps buying fancy dresses despite the only places I go being a) the office and b) walking the dog

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

Thank god, I’ve been wanting an eye test for weeks now

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@10DowningStreet

4 years

Car showrooms will be able to reopen from 1 June, as soon as they are able to meet the COVID-19 secure guidelines to protect shoppers and workers. ➡️

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

poundland’s social media strategy is, quite frankly, baffling

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Hannah Thompson

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1 year

my dog likes to act big and tough, but this morning he was too scared of the lady on the specsavers advert to walk past - and in the end I had to carry him past

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

to all the misogynists in my mentions, telling me that women deserve revenge porn for taking naked selfies. This one is for you fellas:

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

Tell us something we don't already know

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

dear world, today I bought this lil fella home. his name is Toffee and he is so beautiful that no photo will EVER do him justice.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 months

objectively very funny that I showed up to a Halloween pub quiz dressed like this, and no other teams dressed up

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

Omg the UKIP candidate didn't even vote for themselves

Sky News Elections

@skyelections

7 years

Full election result for #LiverpoolWavertree #GE2017

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Hannah Thompson

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4 months

Today my dog sparked TOWN-WIDE concerns that he was in trouble on a walk. However, he’s just very stubborn and will dramatically play dead if you try to walk a direction he doesn’t want to go in.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

maybe it's Theresa May ... maybe it's TRESemmé

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

job interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: probs still waiting for the government’s press conference

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Hannah Thompson

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@BethRigby @Rylan Beth babe the intersection of that Venn diagram is bigger than you think !!

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

@ReaganWorld sweet lord this is the most ridiculous tweet I've ever read. where on EARTH is your self control.

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Hannah Thompson

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3 months

I see an exhausted ostrich what does that mean

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Hannah Thompson

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14 days

Amazon fancy dress section really came through with this 1920s dress

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

love that Phil Hammond has become a stock photo image for someone who was mis-sold PPI but isn’t sure whether they have a claim

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

Johnny Mercer MP: “I’ll be doing no media requests” Johnny Mercer’s wife: “Liz Truss is an IMBECILE and here’s a picture of her as a MUPPET”

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

“Leave Actually”

Ian Dunt

@IanDunt

5 years

I would like someone to write a rom-com where two lovers have a meet-cute where the Leave and Remain demos touch.

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

a teenage boy in the park yelled at me “you’re fit for your age” FOR MY AGE.

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

Can’t quite believe this article from the former Tory leader of #Woking council - where the Lib Dems are criticised for *checks notes* trying to win ??? While the Tories *check notes* deserve to win because it’s the “natural way” of things ???

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

Facebook reminded me that 4 years ago I told Paddy Ashdown he was stuffing envelopes wrong and he said he could kill me with just his thumb

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Hannah Thompson

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5 months

I rented this dress for New Year’s Eve and I’m not emotionally ready to return it tomorrow

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Hannah Thompson

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1 year

@hansmollman Oh no the only place to stay is a quaint B&B that’s been struggling for money and is owned by a hot divorcee who gives his all to the local community ??? devastating

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Hannah Thompson

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Seven/eight years ago, I was in between living in a refuge, and a friend’s sofa. Last weekend, I moved into a flat that I own, and it makes my heart burst with a happiness that I could never explain 💖

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

I'm really not that bad Tim

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

@afneil pal, please look at what your magazines publish.

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

do you know what I miss about working in an office? the accountability. if I crack open a red bull & a packet of strawberry laces at 9am in an office, everyone’s like “are you having a breakdown” - when I do it at home I just have my dog loitering like “hey can I have some”

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

yeah sure this is way better I guess ??? 🤷‍♀️

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

AHHHHH I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING !!! YASSSS GREGG PRINT IT !!!!

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Hannah Thompson

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1 year

I’ve been back in my small hometown for 24 hours now, so any moment I should meet a handsome hardworking man who will teach me the real meaning of Christmas

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3 years

@hannahlouisef Linda walked so Richmond could run

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Hannah Thompson

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5 months

doing dry january, so let’s go drink some mocktails! what they lack in alcohol they make up for with obscene amounts of sugar.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 months

dressing as a witch for halloween, only the hat didn’t arrive in time so instead I just look like I’m reliving my emo teenage years

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

ya gurl is officially a homeowner!! I get to pick up the keys today!! first meal in the new place is going to be avocado on toast!! It’s the millennial version of having it all!!

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

@EJMGuibourg @EmMcchrystal 2 years later and he’s still at it. the number of prints this man must have 😭

Hannah Thompson

@HLThompson93

5 years

crying with laughter that masterchef’s Gregg Wallace comments on every pic his wife posts on insta demanding she print it. SO many questions. Is she actually printing them?? What’s he doing with all these prints??

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7 years

I like to imagine they're pen pals who are falling in love but don't realise who they're writing to. like you've got mail for the brexit age

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Hannah Thompson

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8 months

absolutely furious, FURIOUS, to realise that exercising does actually make me feel better and improve my mood. I always thought this was simply a scam perpetuated by big exercise

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Hannah Thompson

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5 months

less than a week until I turn 31! Which age is it acceptable to start having a midlife crisis from?

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

I can’t wait to go back to ceredigion next week! If you haven’t been before, you’re absolutely missing out. Just LOOK at these scenes. Magic ✨

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

is it just me or could this potato defs star as Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter movies

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

oh yeah great "what train carriage were you sitting in" will make a fresh change from "what were you wearing"

PoliticsHome

@politicshome

7 years

NEW EXCL Shadow minister suggests women-only train carriages to cut down on sex assaults

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

When I was 7, I wrote Tony Blair a letter with tips on how to improve the country. His office sent me back a leaflet explaining how the government works. I STILL think about what a sick burn this was.

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

I regret to inform you that I will be doing zero work today as I will simply be too distracted by the view from my co-working space

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

Coronavirus at 9.59pm vs Coronavirus at 10.01pm

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

once I turned up to a job interview three hours late because of Virgin train delays

Richard Branson

@richardbranson

6 years

There’s very little that annoys me in life, but people turning up late really does. Punctuality shows organisation and respect for others

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

thoroughly enjoying this image of Ed Davey doing a deep lunge to poke a cat, while watched by a woman in her dressing gown

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Hannah Thompson

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1 year

I’ve told everyone that I’ve signed up to a 10k run so they think I’m healthy. What I’ve neglected to mention is that it’s actually on a vineyard, you get glasses of wine at the water stops, and there’s cheese and crackers as snacks at the end.

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

@ijk64 @mthwgeek I am willing to admit that the two things may have been related.

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

it’s happened. we’ve reached peak M&S lads. we will never be as M&S as we are right now

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

nothing to capture this with other than “how pretty is this fox I met on my evening walk”

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Hannah Thompson

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5 years

I start a new job next week, which is super exciting! Also means I got these new work photos taken, where I managed to last a whole two seconds before bursting into laughter! Proud of myself.

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me: I’ll just take my dog on a quick walk over lunchtime and be back in time for my meetings my dog:

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Hannah Thompson

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11 months

YES. I like this dress, but mostly I like how clean my kitchen is

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

my dog will happily fling himself into a fast-moving river in pursuit of a duck, but acts like a 5 minute bath is the most traumatic thing he’s ever experienced

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

could be election coverage, could be a screenshot from the PS2 game for Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets. we'll never know.

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

can’t stop laughing that the cafe I’m in serves its meals in a separate size for ladies ???

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Hannah Thompson

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4 years

My birthday is New Year’s Day, and growing up my mum told me all the fireworks were for me. To this day it ASTOUNDS me that I was such a little egotist I didn’t even question it. 6 year old me was just watching them like “ahhh yes, finally the respect I deserve”

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Hannah Thompson

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3 years

honestly I’d just be excited to have evening plans

Jason Groves

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3 years

No 10 says Covid vaccinations could be delivered late into the night, but insists there's currently 'not a clamour for jabs after 8pm'

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

Liz Truss, frantically googling:

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

What does the prime minister actually do?

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

in the immortal words of Jeremy Corbyn

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5 years

RIP the google reviews for Woking’s Pizza Express 💀

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Hannah Thompson

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7 years

Theresa May. NOW is the time to respond with a dramatic Love Actually style speech. I MEAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WE’RE THE COUNTRY OF DAVID BECKHAM’S RIGHT FOOT. DAVID BECKHAM’S LEFT FOOT, COME TO THAT.

Donald J. Trump

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. @Theresa_May , don’t focus on me, focus on the destructive Radical Islamic Terrorism that is taking place within the United Kingdom. We are doing just fine!

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Hannah Thompson

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2 years

Londoners when you stand on the left hand side of an escalator

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Hannah Thompson

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6 years

got a new outfit today and now I feel like I’m an extra in you’ve got mail 🍁🍂 sitting in the back of a coffee shop while Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks fall in love. the dream