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Ex-NPC. Junior Noticer. Early stage digital asset investor.

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Joined February 2009
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@GMB Yet the police did nothing when I was tea-bagged in Halo 3 when I was a kid
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@jmnetworkuk @turrible_tao It's a case of the worst guy you know having an excellent point
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@ilandwatch new reaction pic just dropped
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@largemotorcycle Bro invented employing people
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@turrible_tao It's going to happen to us too when we're old. We'll try to pay with card but they'll only take eyeballs
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@fesshole Karma is just people you've pissed off taking revenge in secret
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@toadmeister Imagine your holiday is cancelled to report on someone having sex
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@AsianDawn4 It's embarrassing watching them grasp at any minor shred of historical relevance
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@risebluesun No, they will do some time travel shenanigans and overwrite them in the next 5-10 years
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@ObtainerOf Absurd looking animals, like these and giraffes are actually the easiest examples of evolution I can believe. One trait being selected for, for millions of years
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@hayasaka_aryan Having that beep every few seconds would be Barney the dinosaur at Gitmo level torture to me. I don't know how they do it
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@patrickbasedmn Careful, if you help with groceries more than 3 times you might be on the hook for child support
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@GoodReddit When you realise every AC after Black Flag didn't stop any suicides πŸ’€
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@hewantswealth Β£50pm for the car is not even one tank of petrol. Then you have insurance, maintenance and lease/depreciation.
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@ShitpostGate For when you're Haitian but vegan
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@weirddalle I'm surprised another guy hasn't set up shop next door with a second plank
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@greentexts_bot Wait till you see how they navigate space
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@atheneann_ Take this energy and apply it to the African hordes invading your country everyday. A couple of Brits/Americans bringing loads of money and skills into your country isn't the problem
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@JWepp Midnight club, daxter, Spiderman, Tekken. Damn, even medal of honour where you had to use the buttons for camera control because there was only one stick. One of the best ever pieces of tech
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@growing_daniel Ukraine flag emojis about to get swapped for Palestine flag emojis
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The new Black Mirror season tries to ease you in gently to the fact it's woke now. It starts with the unlikely black lady audio compression algorithm engineer, a job that requires a 200iq mega-autist. And then by the time you get to the end you're in some leftist immigrant
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@JustStop_Oil You could have protested without being a years-long menace to the public. Now you have ruined the right of protest for the rest of us. Shame on you.
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@PolitlcsUK Good on them but do none of these people have jobs? It's a Thursday morning
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@RonEng1ish I thought this was the whole reason those women volunteer in the first place
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@tulpapilled Best I can do is 273,000 chief
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@JustStop_Oil If he is no longer allowed in the UK, please send him to China to spread the message there πŸ™
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@MedGold_ A car experiencing stolenness
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@ManduReid @metpoliceuk This is going to be a deeply unpopular take, ratioed etc. But she could have just had her ticket checked like everyone else. The fact she did in fact have a valid ticket suggests she is making a scene on purpose which is wild considering she is with her kid.
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@StokeyyG2 A second lady has gone in
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@ShitpostGate Xcom 😩
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@Nugjokes Don't worry kitten
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@timnitGebru I have a theory that tools like Grammarly, AI rewording in MS word etc. are triggering false positives in these AI detectors (which anyway weren't for purpose to begin with)
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@GregoryMcFadden UK comparison, bike lane completely missing on gmaps
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@acczibit 2019 me vs 2023 me
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@ManMilk2 I used to use Uber Eats a lot then one time they delivered my Subway to some random house, still charged me for it and refused to refund. Last year I spent Β£4,000 on Deliveroo and Β£0 on Uber Eats, so I hope they are enjoying my stolen Β£7
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@anyamrch The geopolitical forces that prompted action in Ukraine would have applied to any potential Russian leader not just Putin
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@jeremycorbyn "Built the NHS" my eyebrow raised so high it cramped up and is stuck there
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@GBNEWS Should airstrike these marches
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@Abandoned_Tower @OliLondonTV Wait until you hear even chess has separate mens and women's leagues
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@joedirt501 Looks like the D-day invasion, but no machine guns to greet them
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@Kingbingo_ Because the country wants to honour gay bum sex more than our soldiers and veterans
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@growing_daniel Always been partial to FAGMAN
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@npc_moments The alien that coded this move for the simulation
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@roisinamcc The government thanks you for your interest free loan 🫑
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@PicturesFoIder One of the teachers had a camera in his backpack under his desk filming up the girls skirts when they came up.
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@GBNEWS Each minority gets their own thing and London will be at a perpetual standstill
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@GBNEWS The map turns dark red because you set it to dark red. We're having a perfectly normal, nice summer.
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@realMatrixport You guys going to jail lol
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@MomsPostingLs Genghis Khan could be here, I HATE Genghis Khan
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@_HenryBolton Lol, the border is so open illegal immigrants are comfortable nipping out for a holiday to France and coming back again
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@TigheSammy Worth every penny
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@PoliticsPollss I don't particularly like the French either. But they're not bad enough to class people fleeing from France 'refugees'
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@EorOdinson The bar has been set leftists. What will you do for Palestine today?
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@insanepplYT IGN being based????
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@MomsPostingLs 100kg limit is quite generous tbh
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@ParikPatelCFA While you’re watching Margot Robbie running around on screen, I will simply buy Margot Robbie with my compounded returns
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@AChillGhost Left with nothing but a deep distrust of institutions and my fellow man
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@coldhealing Not a big deal. Any remote worker can do this. You still have to sit in your hotel all day doing your job as you would at home. With the added bonus of zoom calls at wacky hours due to your tropical paradise being several timezones away from your colleagues.
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@MartinDaubney About Β£800pm of my tax per month goes to the NHS per the latest statistics. The best private health insurance money can buy in this country is Β£300-400pm
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@OrwellNGoode These return to the office bribes are getting out of control
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@BeckettUnite Why is this country obsessed with extremely high level politicians taking public transport? Why doesn't Biden take the Amtrak next time he needs to go to New York? Why doesn't Putin get around on the Moscow Metro while we're at it?
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@Steve_Laws_ The knots the government are tying themselves in over these illegals are beyond parody. They could have simply enforced our borders for the last 10 years
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@eyeslasho They don't show white superiority, they show Asian superiority
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@GBNEWS Hard to believe shareholders signed off on it. Who's it paid to? Random black people on the street?
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@CaleCrypto Let's not leave evidence of this in cloud storage
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Every day I see a new 'heatwave' scare piece in the news and every day I check the actual weather, and it's always beautiful nice summer weather
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@lporiginalg They're taking L after L today
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@GBNEWS We must defend NIMBYs, grooming gangs and TV licenses
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@BohemianAtmosp1 I wonder if there is someone in the country with the full collection 1) Heart problems after 5 jabs 2) Husband ran off with Ukrainian refugee they were housing 3) Mugged in the street by an illegal boat person 4) Cancelled southern european vacation because it was too sunny
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@ElijahSchaffer I feel people misunderstand these polls. No one wants to live with the Taliban but you have a choice of two very bad options so you choose the slightly better one.
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@PaulSkallas GTA has lots of car gameplay that would suck in non-US cities
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@SkyNews If I was 14 this would make me really want to try smoking
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@JadeAtrophis He was in fact in WWI but unfortunately knowing that makes me a fascist
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@benonwine I haven't paid it for 10 years, don't care
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@JoeyMannarinoUS I thought ebony was just a porn category
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@TZSA_ Sandwiches will be made again
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@KeithWoodsYT "Landlords could be here" he thought
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@don_awb @irodeyourmom2 @OrwellNGoode Umbrella = Resident Evil Abstergo = Assasins Creed Mann Co = Team Fortress 2
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@BohemianAtmosp1 NHS staff are normies generally. The only reason I can think of they wouldn't be taking it is they've seen lots of vaccine injuries with their own eyes
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@woodpitter @MythoAmerica The scholars finally got him
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@MorgothsReview Community notes: it was actually closer to 273,000
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@LeftieStats They actually want to win an election for a change
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@OrwellNGoode I will be declining, I don't want my organs harvested in Rimworld
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@HuwSayer @TomJackSpencer @s8mb Fun fact, UK government grants only cover ground source heat pumps which cannot do cooling. Air source heat pumps can do both, but the government has decided anyone with the bare-faced cheek to try and get cooling as well won't get a grant
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@MarinaPurkiss Easily explained by corruption
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I can't imagine a world where you won't be getting mad airdrops for donating to the sphere hat fund
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I asked these 2 Dubai penguins what they thought of the recent @Pudgy_Penguins drama and they didn't seem to care. Too busy enjoying their income and capital gains tax free fish I guess.
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@yiihya In one of those stories, they had to fly in the dude's actual commanding officer 30 years later to tell him because he wouldn't believe anyone else. Fauci must be flown in personally to get these people to stand down.
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@patrickbasedmn Absolute joke of a police force. Meanwhile someone was stabbed the other week literally 200ft away from my local station
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@usutav Moving to the Achaemenid Empire until this shit blows over
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