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Nugs

@Nugjokes

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Just printed out a new iron sight
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Jewish girl asked me for my number I told her we use names now
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six million eleven million listen buddy the number don't matter
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When your zynned out of your mind listening to Putin give you a history lesson in Russian
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4 years
Italians be like:
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Good Morning Kings
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“ITS NOT ADDICTIVE BRO I CAN QUIT ANYTIME. I JUST NEED TO SMOKE IT DAILY BEFORE DOING ANY SORT OF ACTIVITY”
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She's a keeper
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NOOOOOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS ORDERING OFF FOOD APPS AND LISTENING TO PODCASTS AT WORK
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“IRAN” “KURDISTAN” “Uhm Saddam this isn’t how it works-” “ISRAEL”
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11 months
Life imitates art
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4 years
“So what made you return to monke?”
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I like my women how I like my energy drinks. White Monsters
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@mtracey
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10 months
Guys create anonymous online personas to spend all day fuming, steaming, sneering that they really do non-ironically *hate* certain racial groups, openly fantasize about crushing them, and assume those who can't relate are really just jealous of their bold dissident lifestyle
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She built to withstand domestic violence
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Girls with Autism vs Boys with Autism
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You really are one sad, mean and miserable woman.
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4 months
Name that city
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5 months
Telling her I’m built like Christian Bale but not saying which movie
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@Nugjokes
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7 months
Have you tried buying real food?
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$270.47 and don’t act like you don’t like Pringles.
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Let’s hear him out
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9 months
This kid died from a blood clot
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3 months
Had to settle for delivery cause the misses didn’t feel like cooking tonight 🙄
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10 months
Good Morning Kings
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Good Morning Kings
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Good Morning Kings
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@janepire shopping at target was your first mistake
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10 months
“Why hire cis men?” They’ll install the light correctly
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2 months
Mexicans who have lived in America for 20 years when you speak to them in English
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4 years
Moved out by myself at 20. Thanks Onlyfans
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8 months
Whose gonna tell him?
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Good Morning Kings
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9 months
When she hears me being racist from across the room
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“Come and take it”
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@jdcmedlock
James Medlock
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Hey cons — come and take it
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Autism be damned this girl can eat
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Heard they love Funko Pops
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Hispanics who have lived in America for 20 years when you ask them a question in English
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5 months
Never forget
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What’s your favorite Trump tweet? I’ll start
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11 months
This my submarine captain dawwgggg I’m going to suffocate 😭🤣😩
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Good Morning Kings
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Good Morning Kings
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Bottle girl to Real Estate agent pipeline
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When you see a happy couple minding their own business
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6 months
Just got home from work and the wife baked cookies
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Good Morning Kings
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Good Morning Kings
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7 months
The solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict:
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10 months
Men, do yourself a favor: If you own a Nintendo Switch, Pull it out on the first date and start using it in front of her. I can’t even count on my both hands How many stories I’ve heard from women That curved the perfect man just because he didn’t have a Nintendo Switch
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It’s real
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10 months
Bodybuilders be like “Made tacos for dinner”
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So I started investing in stocks. Chicken, beef and vegetable. One day I hope to become a bouillinaire.
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@JoyceCarolOates
Joyce Carol Oates
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irremediable flaw in Twitter/X is that "real" persons with names are supposed to engage with pseudonymous individuals too shy/coy/self-protective/disingenuous to tell us who they are. where one is unmasked & others masked, is any dialogue really worthwhile or "authentic"?
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Conservatives when another picture of Hunter Bidens cock is leaked
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The Indian mind can’t comprehend this
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11 months
Alright time to wash!!
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Girls with Autism vs Boys with Autism
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The absolute state of women
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“ITS NOT ADDICTIVE BRO WE CAN STOP WHENEVER WE WANT”
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@rawkandrolling
RAW Josh
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ZERO hotel fines since I learned all of this!!!👍💨💨
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Just moved into my new place rate my setup
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8 months
I still think about this tweet
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Miss him so much
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The west has fallen
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They think it’s the hallway chirping
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Another anti marriage propaganda Tiktok
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Me when I find out brown cows don’t actually make chocolate milk
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Good Morning Kings
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“I don’t know CAN you use the bathroom?”
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“Bottle girls are getting jobs as Real Estate agents and you didn’t think there was a bubble?”
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Mfs have “communist” in their bio but get mad when I fuck their girl
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Good Morning Kings
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BREAKING: Officials are saying this is the man responsible for the wild fires after throwing a lit cigar into the woods
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These are like $40/20lbs Everyone's out here like "aaaaa the economy! The economy!!" but nobody wants to eat the $2/lb Gorilla oats
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Look at my mayor dawwwwwgggg there’s gonna be homeless drug addict camps everywhere 😭😭😭😭
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🤔
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Called some old dude a boomer and he told me “Have fun never owning a house” before laughing and driving off in his Camaro
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Good Morning Kings
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@Bolverk15 “I want you to fuck my wife V”
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Wtf???
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The chairs facing the empty brick wall always cracks me up
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@jdpoc
John O'Connell
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It is clearly noticeable that virtually every single MAGA / Trumpist response to this is from an anonymous little coward. Such Brave Little Patriots hiding behind fake identities. Probably a 14-year-old called Dwayne in Idaho. Everyone muted, naturally.
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This kid died btw
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When jewess buys an AR, it's a "self defense rifle" but when I buy one it's a slaught-o-matic child obliterator assault terror-15
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A waitress taking an order in a Tel Aviv bar.
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Always remember to lift with your back.
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Boomers spending their money after refusing to help their children buy a house
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Never forget
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