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Modern-day Diogenes. 11th century Catholic. Nobody from Nowhere.

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Tribute bands are a symptom of a declining civilization.
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@displacedkraut But the 289% rise in the price of the McChicken was offset by the 289% raise I received at work. Wait...
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@AetiusRF If the US military were serious about recruitment, they would hire Chinese propagandists and tell them, "Just keep doing what you're doing, don't change a thing".
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@AltHistCody Boy's going to be just fine...
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@GundamIsHere Women are having less children, here's why that's men's fault...
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@Gravantus When dealing with vampires, one must be prepared for all eventualities.
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@ShitpostRock This just proves that Peter Jackson's films are 4 seconds away from sheer perfection...
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@UpdatingOnRome Too soon man, too soon...
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@DrJaninaRamirez Was speaking with someone who was still learning English and they told me about a "black, large cat" that was coming into their backyard. I told them that it would be a large, black cat, they asked why, and it took me a few seconds to answer with "because".
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@OrwellNGoode Least expensive Microsoft Flight Simulator rig I've seen...
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@ninaturner It wasn't "shoplifting" that she was killed for: it was ignoring ten warnings to "step out of the car" and trying to run over an officer with a 2,000lbs weapon. The officer fired one shot in response.
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@ManletThorin "Yes, society would be better if we had police officers who were walking, cyborg tanks acting as judge, jury, and executioner."
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@bookiesnacksize My lawyer buddy when I showed him this and asked his opinion:
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@reddit_lies *space between circles not to scale*
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@JoshLekach His entire argument boils down to this: Africa has a wealth of natural resources, and in that he is correct. But what he glosses over is that Africa had those same resources a 100yrs ago, 500yrs ago, and a 1000yrs ago. People have been saying "the next decade is the African…
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@NapoleonBonabot I can never get enough of St. Michael the Archangel being portrayed as basically the celestial Doom Slayer.
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@realRaegenhere They made an entire game that focuses on the Holocaust: It's called "Stellaris".
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@LocalBateman Man is shooting his shot. Have to at least admire the bravado.
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@AltHistCody They cannot have the same mother. It would literally invalidate most of genetic science going all the way back to Mendel.
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@Matchlockkk @AetiusRF "The Battle at Lake Changjin" (2019), a Chinese movie about the Battle of Chosin Reservoir. It was a tactical Chinese defeat but a strategic victory, where 120,000 Chinese engage 30,000 American troops, resulting in 60,000 Chinese causalities and 18,000 Americans.
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@the_unknown1222 Depends: 11 o'clock in the morning during the week? Smart money's on the blueboys. 3am on a Saturday? Not even the horrors of the grim dark future could prepare them for what they would have to face...
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@DelusionPosting And here's their "proof" that Capitalism has killed 1.6 billion people. My personal favorite is the Soviet Ukraine famine that killed 7 million is a fault of capitalism:
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@AltHistCody *Look at Germany* *Look at Italy* "Who are these jabronis?"
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@AltHistCody It'd be cancelled right about the time they started demonstrating that most deaths in a civil war would not be related to the war itself, but rather homicides related to historic or familial grudges...
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@GlomarResponder The difference is every White person I know finds these names hilarious. When used in real life the only response they provoke is laughter. Meanwhile, if I were to decide to provoke a black person I'd have him in a gibbering rage before I even got to the big one...
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@lporiginalg One the one hand, she obviously sees something in you that she desires immensely to go to such lengths. On the other hand:
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@NapoleonBonabot I really throw them for a loop by saying "Of course. God can create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it, and then he can lift it anyway. He's omnipotent."
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@MutantDespiser Just once, I'd like a story where "The Church" is the singular force for good in the world...
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@impy_art The thought of betraying humanity rustles their jimmies; they can't wait to be afforded the opportunity.
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@TheEbonyMaw The brunette is his girlfriend, because of the hug, I assume the blonde is the friend. I wouldn't consider this "cheating", I would consider this disrespect. In my Wild Years, I would have taught both of them the meaning of respect... Take from that what you will.
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@nastrondscourge And now ignorance of this fact is causing all sort of confusion, such as people truly believing there have always been black people in Ireland because there are old books that talk about "black irish".
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@SophiaNarwitz "I would like to play a 30yr-old game I played in my youth. I'd be willing to pay a nominal fee for the privilege, so as to preclude my having to visit a shady .ru site that will give my computer digital syphilis." "No, and don't you dare pirate one of our games!"
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@TheCriticalDri2 Henry Cavill and Alan Ritchson, directed by Guy Ritchie? I am somehow manifesting reality.
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@dyingscribe .... Is this English?
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@HarmlessYardDog Drawings no longer exist and no technicians still living fully understand them. The Minuteman III is a vital component of our national security. Now, imagine how bad it is for things not so important...
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@CrankyFed There is no system in the history of animal husbandry that is less wasteful than a modern slaughterhouse. Pig goes in one side, only thing not being used is the squeal.
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@ChiseHatoriFan "The Zelda Community" in this headline actually means, "Me. I alone think this."
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@lporiginalg "I wouldn't want to fight them"
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@ShitpostRock "... and that's why my children no longer ask me to play Overcooked with them..."
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@JackPosobiec And have peppy theme songs:
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@louise122884 Says the man's name right there, Michael McGarvey. Obviously, if you are right, he must have been thrown a parade for killing his wife, let's see if I can find anything on it:
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@0xAlaric A nice arm-bar from the smaller man, and I agree that the larger man was (from what I can) untrained. Any man in any fight has a puncher's chance. That being said, the fact that it took him 1:23 to subdue a larger lummox shows how much size matters in a fight...
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@greentexts_bot I told him, "That's my bowl." He replied, "Don't worry, I wash it after every time I use it." I informed him, "I don't." That was the last time anyone used my bowl.
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@LutheranCrusade @Aelthemplaer Gabe pulls a Gol D. Roger at his death, tells the world he's hidden his controlling share of Valve stock somewhere and you have to find it...
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@AmericaVaunted If you teach them from a young age that they are evil, at some point most boys will think, "Fine. I'm evil."
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@Aristos_Revenge The head-tilt, the hands clasped in front of her chest, the uneven smile. Even her posture is offensive to me.
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@paul_hundred "Kill the Boer!" "Obviously that should not be taken literally." "Rape his wife and daughter. kill his sons!" "There is a nuance to this song that you are missing."
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@AnthonyKMarsh @GundamIsHere I know its an old chestnut, but that don't mean it ain't true: "I can't find a good man." "What kind of man are you looking for?" "A man that is 6'4", in shape, makes 150k a year but doesn't work in an icky trade like plumbing or pipe-fitting." "Ma'am, you're 5'4, 180lbs."
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@fentasyl No conspiracy theory needed, just bad early information. Secondary pneumonia from being intubated. In Spring 2020 the CDC was recommending early intubation for all COVID and suspected COVID cases. So if you went into any hospital in the US at the time with respiratory symptoms,…
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@gran1te_mtn Scotch-Irish detected.
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@Staroxvia "By arranging the flags into periods and groups, @Staroxvia was able to discover the pattern of vexillogic trends and posit the existence of as of then undiscovered flags."
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@0x49fa98 Happens wherever they get a toehold:
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@Toomertastic Classic example of "pulling up the ladder behind you": he made his bones as being the only midget actor in Hollywood, and he doesn't want any competition.
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@BrainLeakage03 The most unbelievable part of "Reacher" is that he keeps running into guys who take a look at him and go, "Yeah, this is a fight I can win."
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@Babygravy9 I have a neighbor, Albarazado couple (what can I say, I am a particularist), that has a rooster. I killed a coyote that had wounded their rooster with my bare-hands (I was walking my dog, choked it with my bare hands). To this day, they still give me eggs and vegetables.
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@upstatefederlst Who, in the history of the world, has ever carried a deer braced like that on their hip?
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This has to be the one of the weakest hit-pieces I've ever seen: @Steve_Sailer is a white nationalist? Liking tweets that highlight crime statistics, resistance to drag shows for children, and true cognitive science doesn't make the man a monster. It makes him normal.
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EXCLUSIVE: Tucker Carlson producer Gregg Re has a history of liking racist tweets by white nationalists My latest for @dailydot
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@CyberPunkCortes Preempting the "Germans just went around it" argument: It wasn't like Belgium and the Netherlands were undefended and no one thought a German invasion possible: the Netherlands had the Grebbe and Water lines, as well as plans to flood vast swathes of the country, the Belgians…
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@0xAlaric when an unexpected helicopter touches down at your Latin American airport and a bunch of white accountant-looking guys with coke-bottle glasses dressed in white polo shirts and khakis get out, best just call in sick for the rest of the week...
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@LRH_Superfan Because Rome lasted for a thousand years, decided to perform a thousand year encore, and had lasting effects on law, religion, language, architecture, et cetera, whilst the Mongol Empire collapsed within a century, and after another it was if it had never been? Just a thought.
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@lporiginalg A mystery for the ages.
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@BronskiJoseph People will look at dog breeds separated by hundreds of years of selective breeding and recognize the differences but will look at humanity, with populations separated by tens of thousands of years of isolation, and say, "One Race, the Human Race".
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@HarmlessYardDog Law enforcement has a myriad of tools available to them that simply didn't exist in 1965, yet our ability to solve a murder in that time has devolved to, statistically, a coin-flip. Cui bono?
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@JamesLLandis She's still a Russian citizan, so what she is alleged to have done is the very definition of treason. Members of the German American Bund received the exact same treatment from our government.
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@Babygravy9 I've been to Canada twice in my life: the first time almost 20 years ago, the second time to the same exact place last year. I say this without any exaggeration: it was like I visited two different countries.
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@ChivalryGuild "Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?" "Yes."
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@BlkCrownAuthor Not only that, but Ozymandias's plan necessitates a maintenance of the new status quo: what happens after a year with no invasion, or two, or five? He'll have to continue to orchestrate such false flags. How long until he's killed a billion to save billions?
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@DelusionPosting Its so rare that I get to pull this gem out...
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@KlendathuCap Ludicrous premise, enjoyable movie.
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@CathyYoung63 You forgot to attach this:
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@USApparition @Matchlockkk @AetiusRF There are few men in history I consider superior to myself; Chesty Puller is one of them. "We're surrounded. That simplifies things." And then he and his men went on to slaughter roughly half of the Chinese force.
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@MEASURED_HEAD His mother wrote this? ... that actually explains much about Schopenhauer.
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@MysteryGrove "The Tulsa Race Massacre"? The one that started when blacks opened fire into a white crowd and killed 10 whites? And then they soon realized the folly of starting a race war when you are out-numbered and out-gunned?
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@USApparition @AetiusRF MacArthur, after having been appointed Supreme Commander of the UN (90% American) troops in Korea, orchestrated an ambitious amphibious assault that cut the front line off from supply.
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@OrwellNGoode Power-steering makes you weak.
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@extradeadjcb Obviously, if adult women are incapable of making such decisions for themselves, then they must have a male guardian appointed to them by law or custom to protect them from themselves... I put forward the woman's father as the obvious choice.
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I've said before: every time they take down a Confederate statue, the armed forces miss their recruitment goals by another 10,000. I don't want to speculate as to what effect this piece of performative theatre will have...
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Charlottesville’s Robert E. Lee statue has met its end, in a 2,250-degree furnace. The divisive Confederate monument, the focus of the deadly “Unite the Right” rally in 2017, was secretly melted down and will become a new piece of public art. More on the process:…
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@OrwellNGoode You only have to expand your horizons.
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@libsoftiktok Notice the language she uses to describe Mother Cabrini: "provide social services", "social justice", "social equality". Notice the language she doesn't use: "ministry", "missionary", "God", or even "Catholic" save as modifier for "saint", who in this lady's worldview is…
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@AuronMacintyre Phone books are a relic of our more civilized past...
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@lporiginalg What more is there to say?
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@extradeadjcb I dated a Filipino woman after high-school, during early college. Her father was hen-pecked, beaten-down and broken. Her mother did not like me. That relationship did not go anywhere.
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@GundamIsHere Hilarious... I could have given you the results for $250,000....
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@ramzpaul American politics in 2023: two Indians arguing over how much money they will send to Israel.
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@TheBoobla31 Will Stancil, unironically, has the most public and financial Neo-Nazi support of any candidate in fifty years. It's hilarious.
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You'll have "red-pill Nazi types" donating to his campaign, showing up at his public appearances, you'll have people mentioning the "2011 New Years Eve Party" allegations in hushed tones. This may actually drive him mad. It'll be hilarious.
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@leahmcelrath If we were using Israeli logic, this is all the evidence we need of nefarious intent.
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@lporiginalg "We have two children together."- okay. It'd be a year"- they could be twins. "with some court related complications"- Quid? I think the reader needs some more information here... "but I think I should."- should what? Should what? I cannot wrap my brain around this opening.
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@MiddleearthMixr And that's why it is a pillar of cinema...
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@jeremylovesyall All of television has become the CW, and I don't know why.
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@CristusVictor Monica Bellucci would never be turned away... that is the face that launched a thousand ships, and you can't convince me otherwise.
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