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Sometimes I go on cool podcasts hosted by friends—you can find those episodes in this thread 🧵 Jack Parsons + L Ron Hubbard and the Babylon Working on HERE COMES THE BACKKLASH

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@OsoBlanc0

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Come for @NuganHandVEVO bewitching hosting vibes, stay for a re-telling (mostly from memory) of Jack Parsons and L Ron Hubbard conducting weird rituals out in the desert.

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Real?

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Tweakers at Motel 6 (oil on canvas, 2023)

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I love that fast food companies spend months developing and marketing new menu items only to get completely mogged by a YouTuber that looks like Ichabod Crane in undertaker suits

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2 months

This is probably fine

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11 months

Is this real? What the fuck is happening

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This guy shouldn’t be around anymore

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU SOUTH CAROLINA!!!

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3 months

Every defense is always around food. That’s it.

Pizza "Tony" Eats Big Naaans

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3 months

I recently visited the notorious no-go area of Sparkbrook in Birmingham, and can confirm that the size of the nan bread is extremely intimidating.

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5 months

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1 year

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

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11 months

Unless he’s starring in a dramatization of this story, there’s no reason for a human to look like that

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8 months

I wasn’t in a frat but a lot of my friends were and they were a hell of a lot nicer than the dipshit art students I was trying to hang out with.

umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈

@umichvoter

8 months

The way people dress at SEC schools is something else

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4 months

Old punk couples driving Jettas to the farmers market with their rescue pit bulls are sharing this like crazy

Brendan

@BrendanMcInnis

5 months

Green Day: "I'm not a part of the MAGA Agenda" Swapped lyrics in "American Idiot" from "redneck agenda" in Times Square performance on New Years Eve

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9 months

It’s funny when people decry “modern” Morrissey when he was letting the hammer off like this in the 80s

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8 months

Sometimes they stumble backwards into the correct take.

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19 days

How fucking insufferable is this thing gonna be

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@DiscussingFilm

19 days

Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni )

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1 year

Hell yeah

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9 months

He somehow keeps looking worse

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@OsoBlanc0

7 months

Long covid is the new Victorian wasting disease

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7 months

I've been bedbound since January with long Covid, but I still love to dress up for Halloween. So my husband made me this costume (posted by Kyle, the husband.)

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@OsoBlanc0

10 months

There’s a new made up term for people who can’t show up on time lmao

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@OsoBlanc0

1 month

Liquid Death is cringe and Reddit. Nice George Carlin shirt lol

Hunter Hammonds

@_hunterhammonds

1 month

This is Mike Cessario. He turned Liquid Death into a $1.4 BILLION brand in a boring industry. Mike sells water in beer cans & hires pornstars for ads. Here's how he used branding to build a $1.4B water brand 🤘

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10 months

Tfw I’m shot to death on my front porch while my dissident neighbors point and say “Lindy”

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5 months

One of those rare times when “dude, she’s not gonna fuck you” doesn’t apply

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2 years

Carpet bomb Ukraine off the fucking map

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11 months

b r o o k e *:･ﾟ✧

@peachlybeloved

11 months

y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:

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@OsoBlanc0

10 months

It’s Twitter Law that every time this clown shows up on the TL, it must be pointed out that he will only be remembered for being called a fggt by the Three Bostonian Wisemen

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11 months

@GUNNAR_SALT It’s the Anton Chigurh prequel

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8 months

Had to screenshot this banger before the delete

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23 days

The worlds most racist cartoonist couldn’t come up with something as racist as this picture feels lol

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Solomon Galligan, a registered sex offender, attempted to kidnap a boy at Black Forest Hills Elementary School in Aurora, Colorado. Follow: @AFpost

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8 months

Imagine being killed for sport by a car full of scholars and they mention you loving coffee in the headline, holy shit

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8 months

Disgusting headline

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3 years

@thedailybeast Missing the part in the headline where they were trying to blackmail her for access

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3 months

That’s what happens when you let her slip through your fingers.

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3 months

i need glenn to stop posing like he's seen the horrors

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4 months

Moon Brah making moves

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6 months

Based?

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11 months

@CnsprtrlRprt Many people are saying this

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9 months

Why he delete a banger?

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11 months

How do you not have a flavor called “Convicted Grapist”?

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1 year

Liquid Death is cringe and Reddit

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4 months

They get so mad over the reaction to this movie

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8 months

Harmony Korine on Letterman, a short swag thread… 1995, promoting Kids: the small suit, mod haircut and Clark’s Wallabees low tops. Essential.

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4 months

The Four Horsemen of White Guy Rap

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2 years

The “collapse” will be slow and made up of stuff like this.

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2 years

JUST IN - US military aircraft possibly carrying "nuclear material" has crashed in California, leaving 4 people dead. A fifth remains missing.

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Just remembered young Ann Coulter could get it

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Just remembered Ann Coulter existed

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4 months

This is why gatekeeping is good

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LJ 🦧

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7 months

finding out a man has 200+ hours on a video game illicits the same reaction in women that finding out a girl has 200 bodies does for men

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8 months

A short story

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2 years

This does not get nearly enough love in the Gosling “he’s just like me” movie bracket

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6 months

Sheeeit

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11 months

@SaintQ92 Yeah he has the Liver King steroidal torso shape

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7 months

This is who wants to take away your rights to drink massive amounts of caffeine, smh

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2 years

The Saudi bonesaw squad couldn’t get something like this out of me

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I’ve told this story before but I asked my Mexican friend (huge Smiths fan) what he thought about Morrissey being called a racist and without missing a beat he goes “well, I’m racist, so I don’t really care.”

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6 months

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

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11 months

I have nothing to sell you. Just have a great day!

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9 months

In case anyone misreads this, Morrissey is my all time favorite artist

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2 years

My wife backhand compliments me like this and it’s over

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@ChinaFentanyl I think the answer to most questions about him is simply “he’s Greek”

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Girls like it when you can play like four chords on an acoustic guitar; they (very rightly) think shredding is autistic and slightly frightening.

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Girl Ignores Shredding Guitarist 😅

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Yes it’s only JUST NOW embarrassing to have a Harry Potter tattoo sleeve

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The day after 9/11, when one of my white professors wore a burqa to class “in solidarity with Muslim women” and a bunch of people started laughing and she started autistically screeching and threw them out of class

WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣

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outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you'll never forget where you were when it happened?

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Who is killing them? I mean the demographic, specifically. Seems important.

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives

@dom_lucre

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Nigga shut up.

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Needless to explaim

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@SCYTHOSOPHER TFW no trad-cath fed gf

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Everything and everywhere smells like weed all the time now

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This is what the future of smoking weed looks like

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@BonkyNo It’s often way more racist in its reductionism than anything a RW anon says on Twitter

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Wait, Morrissey was in a band? I just liked his political takes 🤷🏻

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The Smiths' self-titled debut album was released 40 years ago today. Not even Morrissey's latter-day sins can taint the pure love listeners feel for this record. →

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3 months

Goddamn this side of Twitter puts out some painfully embarrassing takes sometimes

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One of the greatest comedies ever made—it was mostly downhill from here for all involved.

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This guy basically invented a genre of Tweets. The TL is a worse place without him

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Not even a single Tolkien black

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The Wire told a story—across five seasons—of how a once-great American city was gutted by an endless series of Dem political machines, and yet David Simon will come on here and sheepdog you into voting for them.

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Talking with a Pakistani Uber driver today, he asked me what I do for a living and I told him I work with drug addicts. His eyes got wide and he told me his friend pressured him once to smoke hash and when he was high he saw “Shaitan winking at him from behind the stars”.

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Hearing reports of dancing Americans near the fighting in Gaza

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@JGreenblattADL @jlensnetwork @ADL Open borders for Israel

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100% didn’t happen, I would bet the life of my first born child on that. “Thems fightin’ words in too many states now” LMAO

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I was wearing this at the grocery store today. The cashier (in his early 20s) looked at it, shook his head and said, "The problem is, them's fightin' words in too many states, now" I replied, "And to too many people in this state." He answered, "That's what you do when you…

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I love the idea of getting these people amped up enough to kill so they can better sell like solar panels or timeshares

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@TikTokInvestors

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This might be the corniest shit I’ve ever seen lmao

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3 months

Yeah. I’m thinking we’re still gonna gatekeep

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@Breaking911 They’re so factual that they have to hold events to convince you

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1 year

Becoming less woo-woo, but there is a serial killer(s) operating in Chicago that target young white men leaving bars at night and leave corpses in or near bodies of water. Good chance it’s connected to the Smiley Face killers on the East Coast. Cops know but covering it up.

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@opheliamuses

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what’s your most woo woo belief?

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One of the biggest redpills for me was seeing conspiracy people—who had no problem talking about Franklin Scandal, The Founders, Epstein, etc—immediately smear Pizzagate as the stuff of far-right nut jobs.

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Yo I found the worst thing ever.

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@NewRightPoast Hmmm, interesting. He does the big open mouth smile a lot, which coupled with his slovenly, rotund frame (and drunken buffoonery) gives him a sort of pitiful vibe that you don’t want to be around.

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In 2008 The Mars Volta put out a concept album called The Bedlam In Goliath, which was written in part with the help of a ouija-type talking board called The Soothsayer. Events that happened during the recording and after have lead many to believe the record itself was cursed. 🧵

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Get up. You have to go to work.

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@scenicresorts Fat drunk Dane Cook

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There’s a reason so many dudes across a wide spectrum empathized with Killdozer guy—it fulfilled our dual fantasies of recklessly operating heavy machinery and taking revenge on bureaucracy.

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Just the average Home Depot experience.

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@MsRegarded Thank you!

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@adultswim

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Rabbi Shmuley’s costume is still somehow less racist looking than the guy climbing up out of the sewer grate.

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Harmony (in a sick Smiths shirt) talking about filming himself picking fights with strangers

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2 years

In a just world, this guy and the million other variations of him would be made to toil in a rock quarry for 18 hours a day.

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Possibly one of the hardest shirts of all time

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@FrankHassleYT Death penalty for Boogie. Harsh but fair.

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5 months

Cursed beyond belief.

Alexis Zotos

@alexiszotos

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The coolest new bar is now open in Midtown. Hidden Gem by the owners of Golden Gems is a disco dive bar. Love everything about this spot. Excited to go dance and try the cocktails!