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Author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk’

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John Pavlovitz
11 months
Kindness is woke. Compassion is woke. Generosity is woke, Love is woke. To those who traffic in this latest culture war cry, to be woke is to be deeply human. And that humanity will be the foe they cannot defeat and are right to fear. Woke will win.
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2 years
Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?
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2 months
A man was found guilty in a court of law of sexually assaulting a woman and then repeatedly defaming her. Many of you are planning on voting for him for president. What exactly is wrong with you?
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2 years
A Supreme Court Justice doesn't deserve more protection than a third grader.
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2 years
The. President. Doesn't. Set. The. Gas. Prices.
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4 years
No amount of evidence will ever convince an idiot. - Mark Twain
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump "Chinese virus." American jackass.
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3 years
There are people right now in this nation with plastic shopping bags filled with gasoline in their houses, who won't take a vaccine because it's unsafe.
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2 years
BREAKING: Kid Rock has decided to pull his music from the cassette player in his pickup truck.
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3 years
I've never seen so many Americans "heartbroken" about a terrorist attack on the Afghanistan capitol who still don't care about a terrorist attack on the American capitol.
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2 years
I can't fathom any woman still voting Republican.
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7 years
If your God is cool with nuking an entire country but not with two guys marrying—you might consider exchanging that God.
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2 years
I care more about human lives than cheap gas.
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6 years
I miss Anthony Bourdain. I miss Prince. I miss Carrie Fisher. I miss David Bowie. I'm so sick of Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell I could vomit. We really got a raw deal, world.
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2 years
Seeing so many people justifying an act of physical assault on a TV award show makes me realize how much we've lost the plot of humanity.
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4 years
Imagine how beautiful it would be to one day wake up and have no member of the Trump family anywhere near our Government. Vote and we'll soon do that.
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3 years
I'll say it again: Donald Trump was a really sh*tty hill for The Republican Party to die on.
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3 years
Life comes at you fast…
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3 years
. @HawleyMO is human garbage.
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3 years
I am with John now in the ICU and he is doing well. He's groggy but he's still our John, rest assured!
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3 years
More of this, please.
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3 years
I don’t think we can fathom how big a bullet we dodged by voting out this monster.
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2 years
I feel far safer around a drag queen than any Trump Republican Christian.
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3 years
I think Biden’s doing an amazing job, but I don’t have a flag with his name on it on the back of my car—because he’s my president not my savior, and because I’m a rational adult human being who doesn’t need a stranger to give me my identity.
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2 years
Pro-choice men, you better get your asses to the polls in November. This is not a fight women should be fighting alone.
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4 years
I'm voting for Hunter Biden's dad for president.
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3 years
This anti-mask, anti-vaxx movement is the absolute most ridiculous thing I've experienced in my lifetime.
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3 years
Hi, this is Jen John is still in the middle of surgery but I have gotten word from the doctors that everything is going well and John is doing great. Keep the love and prayers coming!
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2 years
If only those school shooting victims were embryos, then maybe we could get Republicans to give a damn about them.
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3 years
Three weeks from today I'll be in the ICU recovering from my brain tumor removal—providing I don't get bumped by people who could easily prevent themselves from being in those beds, but who refuse to. The fact that I even have to be concerned about that makes my blood boil.
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3 years
John here! Feeling well enough to give you a brief update while waiting on my wife to arrive: Tumor removal went very well and I avoided cranial fluid leak which would have made recovery much longer and more involved.
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3 years
Joe Biden has led this nation more before taking office than Trump has in his four years in office.
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2 years
Can someone smarter than me, help me understand how people who deny subpoenas aren't arrested?
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John Pavlovitz
3 years
How come the people who mock participation trophies for children, keep attending rallies for the guy who came in second in a two-person race?
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2 years
Help me understand why any senior would support a party that is telling them they'll take away Social Security and Medicare.
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3 years
Hello, October. Goodbye, tumor. See you on the other side... of the anesthesia! Peace today, friends.
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3 years
Don't.👏 Let.👏 Mitch.👏 McConnell.👏 Make.👏 The.👏 Rules.👏 Dems.
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3 years
Dear Dems, You control the Senate. Control it.
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3 years
Surgery is at 12:45 on Friday. Expected to be 3 to 4 hours. Will be in ICU over the weekend for observation. If all goes well I will be home on Monday or so. My wife will update you all here on Friday night and moving forward. Thank you for walking with us through this.
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3 years
If your heart supposedly breaks for embryos but you shrug at a virus that's killed 625,000 sentient human beings in your country in less than two years, you're not pro-life.
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2 years
I've been on this earth for 53 years and I'm still waiting for a single Conservative to tell me why someone else's sexual orientation is any of their business.
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4 years
MAGA lady: You come off as a Trump hater. Me: Good, I was afraid I wasn’t communicating clearly.
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2 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but another person’s gender identity or sexual orientation has no impact on you and is none of your business.
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2 years
It's exhausting and infuriating to know how many people don't realize how close to fascism we are right now.
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5 years
@KaitMarieox One day you'll grow up, want to be a productive adult member of the planet, and realize how much of your precious time here you've wasted, by being horrible just to impress a group of strangers, while supporting a President who doesn't give a damn about you. Hopefully, soon.
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3 months
It is.
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2 years
The only thing this judge has left to do is burp Kyle.
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5 years
Decent Americans should be ashamed of America tonight. I am.
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3 years
I have zero respect for any parent fighting against masks in schools. It's unconscionable.
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3 years
American Friends, If it were financially feasible, would you move to another country?
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2 years
Kyle Rittenhouse says he can't live a normal life. His victims can't live.
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2 years
Joe Biden is a better leader, father, and human being than any of the Republicans attacking him.
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3 years
If you're a Christian who doesn't welcome refugees and immigrants, you're not a Christian.
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2 years
I’m a white guy and I want white guys like Tucker Carlson replaced with anyone with human decency.
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6 years
You do, huh?
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6 years
To all the teenage activists out there fighting for your lives: We love you. We're with you. We support you. We'll march alongside you. We'll vote for you. Don't relent. Don't listen to bullies. You're doing a beautiful thing. You're altering everything. Be greatly encouraged.
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4 years
They can blame TikTok teens for taking online tickets, but that doesn't explain the empty area outside of the arena and the staggering lack of people in the city. The truth is, MAGAs just didn't show. 🤣
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3 years
We’re having to plead with adult human beings to get vaccinated against a virus that’s killed over 600,000 people. How sad is that?
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3 years
They have completed the surgery and it went well! They are going to monitor John's levels to make sure they got all of tumor out. If levels are not where they should be, they may have to go back in to get any remaining tumor. Pray that the tumor was completely removed! –Jen
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#BeforeCovid I never realized just how many professed Christians in America simply don't give a sh*t about other people.
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3 years
The Supreme Court wants to avoid having to listen to Ted Cruz as much as decent Americans do.
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2 years
When we go high, they take away our civil and human rights. Take the gloves off, Dems.
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3 years
The “pro-life” party willingly allowed 500,000 Americans to die in 12 months.
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1 year
It is.
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3 years
I’m so glad to be out of the hospital.
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1 year
@elonmusk Anthony Fauci dared to commit the one mortal sin for which there can never be any MAGA forgiveness: he stood in the face of their bloviating, belligerent spray-tanned savior—and he spoke truth that could actually save lives. And they hate him for that.
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6 years
If you purposefully and unapologetically run people over with your car—you don't get points for stopping when lots of people complain. Trump isn't the hero here. The heroes are the reporters, clergy, politicians, and ordinary citizens who are pushing back. #ExecutiveOrder
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2 years
The people of Ukraine are reminding us what the best of humanity looks like.
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Dear Racists, We're not having it. Believe that. Sincerely, The Vast Majority of Americans #Charlottesville
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I like presidents who don't admire Hitler.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but bombing or burning down a women's clinic isn't pro-life.
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Boy, the 2016 “you lost, get over it” crowd is really having trouble taking their medicine right now.
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They're not Republicans anymore, they're accomplices.
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3 years
Spotted in a Tulsa, OK Target. 🤣
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When anti-vaxxers get COVID, why do they go to emergency rooms? Why don’t they stick with natural immunity instead of jeopardizing other people who couldn’t avoid the hospital because they have cancer and accidents and illness? I’m asking for an outraged nation.
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No follower of Jesus would be celebrating the killing of two people, period. If you have an issue with that, talk to Jesus.
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3 years
Remember in January when we thought we had a majority in Congress? Thanks @Sen_JoeManchin and @SenatorSinema . You’ve made a mockery of the tireless work and the votes of tens of millions of Americans.
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More people have died from COVID over the last two days than in the 9/11 attacks—but I'm glad so many of you are over the pandemic.
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What's sickening, is that tomorrow Christians will fill churches and publicly lament the deaths in #ElPaso —and then go right on applauding the vile, racist, incendiary filth this President produces, while chanting "build that wall," hugging their guns, and saying they love Jesus.
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Anita Hill is owed so many apologies.
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I've been on the planet for 53 years and I still have yet for a single Conservative to satisfactorily explain to me why anyone's body, gender identity, sexual orientation, family, or marriage is any of their damn business.
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Me: Jesus never says being LGBTQ is a sin. Them: But Leviticus. Me: Not Jesus. Them: But Romans. Me: Not Jesus. Them. But 1 Timothy. Me: *sigh* Jesus is never going to hate people the way you want him to hate people. That's gonna be a "you" problem.
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@elonmusk “Woke” is Conservative-speak for anyone who gives a damn about other human beings/the planet. It is a dog-whistle slur against expressions of humanity that spread resources, opportunity, power, and a voice to more people; a boogeyman for selfish people.
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FACT: Joe Biden still has received less support from Republican leaders on social media than Kyle Rittenhouse did.
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I am so tried of our culture elevating ignorance and labeling it as free-thinking.
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I'm one of the 81 million who voted for the guy not under investigation for espionage.
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The Republicans who didn't raise an eyebrow while 575,000 sentient adult human beings died, are still pretending they're pro-life.
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Just so damn proud not to be a Republican.
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Hell on earth: a car repair waiting room playing FoxNews.
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UPDATE! Looks like I’m getting sprung from ICU today! Heading to regular room and if all goes well, home tomorrow! Thanks for the continued kind words, prayers, and positive thoughts. So grateful!
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Dear Proud Boys, 2021 is not gonna go the way you planned.
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Dear Evangelicals, Leave the LGBTQ community the hell alone. They are trying to live, work, raise families, worship, and love in peace. Start emulating Jesus, start treating people as you'd like to be treated—and stop being horrible in the name of God.
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. @realDonaldTrump the day a car drove into a crowd in #London you called for a Muslim ban. Can we ban racist white guys? Oh right—your base.
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So wait... for three years, he's "Sleepy Joe" and can't talk or function or think... but he also outsmarted your entire party? I see...
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MAGA Christians, stop with the “I won’t get a vaccine because I trust God” garbage. When you have a heart attack or a broken leg (or COVID) you call the hospital not the church, because you know medicine and Science work better than just thoughts and prayers alone. Do better.
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2 years
We elected the right person.
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I can't fathom the mind of a woman who still votes Republican. I can only feel sorry for whatever story they tell themselves.
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Took a good walk with my wife, got to go to the cafe, and now eating in outdoor courtyard and just got off liquid restrictions. Feeling so much better!
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