Oxford Academic HMC; Visiting Professor in Medieval Studies, Uni Of Lincoln; Best-Selling Author; Documentary Maker; President Gloucester History Festival.
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!!
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!!
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!!
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!!
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!
I’M A NUMBER 1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR!!!!
SHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT! Go me! Thanks all
Mean comments on my on-screen appearance hurt. I’m a documentary maker, not a studio celebrity. I don’t have a hair & make-up Department, but a fold up brush and a power compact. I don’t have wardrobe, but £200 to buy multiples of one outfit to wear for 10 days. Context matters.
So I’m not a size 8. So I wear cheap clothes and slap on what make up I can when I can. So I’m exuberant to the point of being marmite. I’ve just written a book I’m very proud of that I think will change the way you view the period in history I love. So I’m okay. X
Nice people of Twitter. Where are you? My feed is just angry bile, royal rants and strange takes by Jordan Peterson. Can you let me know you’re still there please. The quagmire seems particularly slimy today.
7 of 29 children in daughters class now off with Covid. What to do? If we isolate now we can contain it even though we’re testing negative. Keep sending her in where it’s rife? Government says yes. Last year I followed all their advice. This year trust is gone. We’re staying home
While everyone is making resolutions about how much MORE they should be doing, I’m planning to do less. Less overworking, less missing out, less stress, less guilt, less saying ‘yes’ to everything, less exhaustion. Bring on 2023 and how less will give more (I hope!) x
To all those saying ‘you’ve gone down in my eyes’... ‘you’re disappointing’... ‘you’re virtue signalling...’ over my vocal support for
#BlackLivesMattter
I say this: unfollow me. I’m not your kind of historian. I see the injustices of the past & will face painful acknowledgment.
It’s the start of the Christmas break and my pre-teen son is living his best life. So far he’s woken up at 11am, eaten all the food, then fallen asleep on the floor listening to Radiohead vinyls. He’s now woken briefly for more food. I support his life choices.
So
#PennyMordaunt
looked pretty badass in her Game of Thrones get up, but I think these two women wielding swords would do a better job of running the country (and we’re not Tories)
@theAliceRoberts
I try to keep doing what I do, but sometimes I don’t know if it’s worth it.
I’m an immigrant, my appearance is wrong, I’m odd. The world is changing and I don’t know where my place is in it. Racists are just the worst. I’ve not really had it and now I do. It increases my empathy.
Had to explain to someone I’ve known for years that I’m Polish-Irish married to a Spanish-Scot. Yet I’m British. I try to enrich this place & so do other
#immigrants
. It hurts to see micro aggressions & xenophobia when all we are is part of a beautiful place.
#RaducanuRepresents
I had
#COVID19
in March. It was unbelievably awful. Five months later my chest is still tight & I panic when I can’t catch my breath. It’s not over. DON’T catch it or spread it. I’m not usually a nag on social media but I beg you. Continue protecting yourself & those you love.
Bit of a blushing moment (sharing it anyway...). My son had his first history lesson at secondary school today. The teacher had included a slide showing ‘female historians’ and my face was there. Son shouted out “that’s my mum!” If I achieve nothing else THIS is a life highlight!
I can’t stay quiet anymore in the face of this outdated and painful idea of feminism. I know I’ll invite a barrage of nasty tweets, but I firmly believe in the beauty of human complexity. No person is the same as another. Group think removes individuality. I stand with complexity
You’ve asked me several questions on this thread and accused me of avoiding answering, so here goes.
I believe a woman is a human being who belongs to the sex class that produces large gametes. It’s irrelevant whether or not her gametes have ever been fertilised, whether or not…
Great. I’m running a fever again, lost sense of taste, mind befuddled and throat aching. It’s been THREE MONTHS since I contracted coronavirus and I feel the same as I did at the beginning today. The cyclical nature of this virus totally sucks.....
To those that unfollowed me because they felt this tweet wasn’t ‘loyal to Britain’ - so long and farewell.
It’s precisely BECAUSE I love so much that is British - its history, art, music, culture - that I’m so sad we are where we are.
What a time to be British?!? When you put this man in charge, and present him and his over privileged chums with extreme challenges, what did you expect?
To the rest of the world.... I’m sorry. The UK don’t know their arse from their elbow right now.
Lady to me after my talk today: ‘I need you to know so you can correct it, that you’re just too much. You need to be less. Be quieter.’ I was hurt. This was not something I’d said or done. This was me. So sorry lady, but no. I’m going to keep doing me. Marmite from
@ChrisFarrelly
Tonight my husband fell asleep watching Game of Thrones with me on the sofa. My children have eaten junk food & gone to bed too late. I’m last man standing & I could sit here worrying that my life isn’t perfect. Instead I’m hunkering down & clinging to this. It’s real & precious.
A year or so ago I found this fella in a pile of stones & dirt. He’d been homeless for five years. Tonight it’s raining outside and he’s snuggled up next to me listening to it hit the roof rather than his old, tired fur. I’m trying to make little good waves that ripple behind me.
To anyone that’s kindly messaged me after watching one of my TV docs to let me know I need to brush my hair, tone down my makeup, dress differently, walk differently, stop waving my arms, I am delighted to be on the radio tonight!!
@BBCFrontRow
7.15 with wantonly unbrushed hair!
For those that have replied to say you are ‘surprised’ that, as an intelligent woman, I would take this stance, well then let me surprise you. I am, and always will be, a trans ally.
I used to say there were two people I’d go weak at the knees at if I met them. Both are trending today. One is
#JKRowling
and the other is
#KateBush
. I would still run up a hill to one, and I’d ask the other why they want to die on the horrid hill they’ve chosen. You work it out.
The most extraordinary discoveries are coming out of Al-‘Ula right now! I can’t share all of them as it’s happening thick and fast. But let these images whet your appetite….
This is the face of a person who hates shopping. Who is following three pre-teens around ten paces behind as they shop and shop and shop. I’m in one of Dante’s Circles of hell for sure…
Trump indicted. Johnson shamed resignation. Putin facing counter-offensive. While I’m exhausted keeping up, dare I ask… are we witnessing the destruction of the demagogues?
Please let this be a good historic moment!!!
I only want to be followed by those that really want to follow me. I’m an eccentric, heart-on-my-sleeve liberal. I love books, cats, old things, the sheer diversity of life. Love & understanding are the most important things to me. Sometimes you might not agree with me. Love x
People being rude and provocative on my timeline because I called out
#DavidStarkey
’s racism, you don’t need to waste your energy writing to me. Just block or unfollow me. The racist, misogynistic bully’s comments were deplorable & that’s the last I’ll say on the matter.
In Sainsburys yesterday - a lady behind me said ‘I think you’re a marvellous broadcaster’ (not presenter, which caught my attention). Then she said, ‘I worked on Arena in the 80s & I know a good one when I see them.’ I hope I’m so generous to the next generation in later life.
BBC’s children show “Horrible Histories” has released a song called “Been Here From The Start” which is about black people always being in Britain.
BBC is rewriting history by teaching children that the original Britons were black.
People can be so grim. And distasteful. And mean. And going out of their way to add hurt to others feelings. I’m sick of it. You’re sick and horrible. Decency, kindness, sensitivity, warmth to others. THESE are the qualities we need. I’m fed up with the rest of you.
While growing up (even now!) my mum will comment that she’s concerned I’m not ‘fit for the world’. I am a wide-eyed, naive, trusting person. I do love too freely. But tonight I saw the pay back. Beautiful, generous people telling others about my book. Tonight love wins. ♥️♥️
Whoop whoop!!!!
I’ve been elected a Fellow of the Royal Historical Society ‘in recognition of your contribution to historical scholarship’!!!
I’m honoured.
This one’s for you
@OxfordConted
@UniofOxford
I’m absolutely gutted about this. I wouldn’t have my career if
#BBCFour
hadn’t existed. Whee will new talent grow? It was the envy of the world. It’s a huge loss.
BBC Four to become archive channel as cost-cutting drive continues | BBC Four | The Guardian
I've just signed Joan's and
@FreefromTorture
's open letter to Suella Braverman to say "Don’t forget the lessons of the past. We need safe routes for refugees, not scapegoating."
Will you join me?
#IStandWithJoan
Sometimes I think I’ve exhausted the endlessly extraordinary well of Caspar David Friedrich’s paintings, but then I find another one that makes me feel sick with pleasure. This one is called ‘The Cemetery Entrance’ from 1825. You’re welcome 🥰
I’ve been a bit quiet on here as I’ve slowly been getting my strength back from the virus. It has hit me in strange ways making it hard to focus and feel constantly tired. Good news is that every day I’m feeling stronger. HAPPY EASTER to every one of you and thanks for your love!
I’ve just got out of
@OUHospitals
after my breathing got worse over night. I’m fine - it’s a chest infection but not pneumonia. Bizarrely I wasn’t tested for
#COVID
ー19 but they were super efficient & lovely. Thank you all for your concern. It’s rest & recovery for me. Much love
I whisked my husband off for our 1st night away in forever for his birthday. Saw a stray cat who had lived outside for 5 years. She was so affectionate. After talking about nothing else I made enquiries. She was to be destroyed this week. She’s now ours. So loving! Welcome Millie
I remember
@bettanyhughes
telling me this story when I started making documentaries nearly 15 years ago. She broke the glass ceiling. She was one of the first to take me under her wing and show me love in the world of tv. She’s a game-changer & I think the world of her!!
I’ve got a big thing coming up tomorrow. Big. As in, waiting a decade to realise. I’m nervous. Usually I’m not but this means the world to me. If you have a mo send me a bit of love. And think of me 10.30am tomorrow. Love x
Crying with laughter. My old toothless ex-homeless cat Monsieur has just come home with his catch from hunting. Is it a mouse? Is it a bird? No, it’s someone’s perfectly cooked pork steak!!!! I think my neighbours may be having a word… 🤣🤣🤣🥩🥩🥩
I don’t court outrage.
I don’t chase headlines.
I don’t want a fight.
I care about people’s feelings.
I care about History, Art and studying the past in an honest way.
I care about my followers.
If you want to follow me, please do. If you want a fight, please don’t follow me.
If
@theAliceRoberts
and I ever release an album (or possibly a podcast 😏) together then this needs to be the cover. And yes - those are glow balls balanced on our head during the Leftfield gig.
I’m not going to mastodon for lots of reasons, particularly the arguments I’ve seen from groups worried about how it excludes underrepresented voices. But also because I believe the people who follow me here are good people. If you stay, I’ll stay too. X
You know what. I know my followers. You are kind, curious, sensitive people, hungry for knowledge, with great senses of humour & taste in music. If everyone else goes, maybe we can just stay here sharing art, history, Spinal Tap memes & kind comments.
#ANewTwitter
. This moonbow!
I’ll tell you what. A Literature degree has groomed me into the perfect Gothic heroine. I’m really low maintenance, love running in the outdoors, am supper primed for supernatural symbolism, love to sleep (or be ‘en rapose’), and I do languid brilliantly. I also write a lot.
I am beyond delighted to share this fantastic news!
I’ve been elected Research Fellow at Harris Manchester College, Oxford!
I take my place among generations of freethinkers & radicals, & continue my commitment to
#LifelongLearning
.
@HMCOxford
@UniofOxford
@TORCHOxford
This might seem a throw away response. But it’s what I wish I’d been able to say across four decades when I’ve been insulted, under-minded, groped, cat called, criticised, side lined, spoken over, demeaned. I used to smile it off. Now I think it’s important to say ‘piss off’.
I’m an academic & I make tv programmes. I’ve been told the twain shouldn’t meet: ‘TV dumbs down’. Yesterday while filming I made one of the biggest academic breakthroughs of my career. It’s BECAUSE I was making TV, communicating, interacting, sharing & learning. It involves this.
I DID IT!!!! Thanks to
@JaneSunflower
I realised a lifelong dream!!!! I witnessed a full sky murmuration!!!! It reduced me to tears! I’ve never seen anything so magnificent in the natural world! I’ve loads of footage, but here they are dropping down to roost. What an experience!
NEWS!
It’s so long Dr J & HELLO PROF J! I’ve been awarded a Visiting Professorship in Medieval Studies
@unilincoln
! It means I now work across the UK’s oldest
@UniofOxford
AND leading NEW universities. My colleagues
@LincolnMedieval
are at the vanguard. I’m so proud to join them
You know what’s so great about being a 90s teenager? We did it all. All of it. But with no photographic evidence! Yeah baby. We straddled the pre- and post-digital ages! We are hardcore!
I don’t say this lightly. It is a huge honour that I’m treated so well on Twitter and social media. I know those might be my last words (😬) but I’m very grateful to all those I see again and again supporting me, reaching out & getting the real Nina. You’re all fab. Thank you x
Freaked out when my son shouted:
“Mummy!!! The toilet is smoking...”
“What has he done?” I thought as I ran through. “Has he put burning paper down there? Set fire to something? Experimented with chemicals again?”
No. He’d done this......
My 8-year-old daughter today:
‘Me and my friends have stopped using the word
#Brexit
. Instead we call it ‘white noise’. Because you know that horrid scratchy sound you get between radio signals. That’s what it all sounds like’
From the mouth of babes.....
Can’t take it for the night. First election I won’t watch through. My Polish mum is silenced with sadness. I’m just going to say that I love those people who still believe in goodness, kindness, selflessness. I know you’re there. I’m just shocked that I’ve misjudged so completely
Have spent an hour on the phone to Glasgow police giving a statement against an individual who sent myself & others explicit unsolicited images. Spent all today upset about Zouma’s animal cruelty. Its one of those days I’m devastated by the ugly side of humans. Send me some light
I have a big, bursting brain that occasionally can be brilliant and often can be a burden. I have a heart that does the same. It makes every day feel heavy yet exhilarating, happy but exhausting. I try to share the bits I have because we only get one innings. I’ll be gone one day
During lockdown, especially when I was suffering from the virus, I thought I’d never make TV again. I was fine with that - time for other voices & views. But I’m grateful & happy to be back doing a thing I love. The me you see is me through & through.
#RaidersOfTheLostPast
coming
Sorry if I’ve not been on here much. It’s not been so easy since I felt the rough end of twitter a while ago & the atmosphere over the election felt pretty toxic. But I am still here doing what I do & will share. Love to all of my followers & here’s a Botticelli for you ❤️
It’s
#Epiphany
so I’m sharing my favourite image of the Three Kings, from the early 8th-century carved whalebone Franks Casket. The only one I know of where a duck leads the way, the star is a wheel & Odin’s knot hides in the corner. The artist has included runes to spell MAGI.
I self-isolated with my family on Monday after hearing two close friends were displaying symptoms. Today I developed a cough, tight chest, headache & muscle pains. This information suggests I have
#coronavirus
. I urge you to self-isolate immediately if you have symptoms-Stay safe
Right my darlings. I think it’s time I told you all the amazing news.... my new series of
#RaidersOfTheLostPast
starts Friday 19th Feb, 9pm
@BBCTwo
!!!!!! With
@Alleycatstv
we’ve managed to bring you THREE glorious new historical documentaries filmed in 2020. Hope you love them!
Wow. A hard day on Twitter. I just want to reassure you I try very hard not to upset or offend others. I try to spread positivity, some art and history. I’ve a lot of love for you and thanks to all the lovely people being kind. Xxxxx
Cat just pulled down massive Christmas Tree.
Cat got told off.
Cat looked at me as if to say ‘well you have put a tree INSIDE THE HOUSE!’
Cat has logic on its side this time.......
What a time to be British?!? When you put this man in charge, and present him and his over privileged chums with extreme challenges, what did you expect?
To the rest of the world.... I’m sorry. The UK don’t know their arse from their elbow right now.
Her image has been in our purses and pockets, on every letter and postcard, for the our whole lives. She has been a constant. This is destabilising and historic. I’m sure I’m not alone in feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
#RIPQueenElizabeth