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I write about art and make films. My favourite artists: 1/Pontormo 2/Manet 3/Njideka Akunyili Crosby 4/Soutine 5/Reading FC

London
Joined January 2009
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2 years
Nadine Dorries' shelves compared with my shelves. She's Minister for Culture. I'm poor old Waldy. Where did it go wrong? 😥
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All hail the firemen. They knew what they were doing. There we all were moaning about the absence of helicopters etc, but all the time the firemen were keeping the water off the stained glass. Heroes of Culture.
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I'm in France. In most shops masks are obligatory. You put it on. You do your shopping. You take it off. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?!!
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The axing of BBC4 means there is precisely one TV channel left in the entire UK broadcasting spectrum focused on the arts - Sky Arts. ONE CHANNEL! No single sector of TV is as threatened as the arts. So much for the fantasy of 'choice' and 'diversity'. It's a national disgrace.
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Now this is terrifying. Venice. Cruise ship. The two don’t go together. #Venice #CruiseShip
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2 years
Fascinating piece in the Sunday Times yesterday about Boris Johnson and the oligarchs. It seems he intervened personally with the secret services to ensure his pal Lebedev got a lordship. The implication was that Johnson is a Russian asset. It would certainly explain Brexit etc.
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I think we can all agree that the world is turning to shit. Britain is broken, social media is ghastly, and all that. Luckily, we still have art. Standing for a few minutes in front of a great Vermeer, or listening to some delicate Chopin, is still a profound joy. Hallelujah.
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They are saying on the news that the three great rose windows at Notre Dame have survived. Damaged but intact. That is truly wonderful news. The soaring stone and the rose windows were the stand out gothic achievements of Notre Dame. A small mercy, but a mercy nevertheless.
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4 years
This is what it has come to. A bunch of oafish nationalists waving their flags about like Nazis at a rally. How rude. How embarrassing. #NotInMyName
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Jesus, Europe, I'm sorry.
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A comparison JAPAN. Population: 126.3 million. Covid Deaths: 5,298 UK Population: 66.6 million Covid Deaths: 101, 631 Why? Because one nation cares about civility, science, the common good, the elderly, other people. The other nation is overstocked with egotistical pillocks
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I used to give all my extra/used art books to Oxfam. Then came Haiti. Now this. 👇How to ruin a decent charity with wickedness, crassness, arrogance and stupidity.
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In my open letter to the King in the Sunday Times today I suggest turning Buckingham Palace into a big museum like the Louvre and filling it with all the marvellous art in the Royal Collection. It’s such a good idea I fully expect it to be taken up! 😃
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There’s a certain kind of Englishness that Diana Rigg had. You get in the music of The Kinks as well. And in MG sports cars. It’s delicate, quirky, intelligent, with a bit of a smirk. Where’s it gone?! Why have thugs and Brexiteers stolen the national flavour?!
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My mum. The Russians carted her off to Siberia in a cattle truck when she was 14. As they did with so many Poles. When they opened the labour camps, she walked from Siberia to Palestine. As did so many Poles. She came to England and was welcomed. As were so many Poles. Now...?
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Ooooooh. They're letting me back on the telly! Coming soon to BBC4 - The Art Mysteries. I set off to solve the puzzles in four famous paintings by Van Gogh, Seurat, Gauguin and Cezanne. Grab your magnifying glasses! Waldemar Holmes is on the case! #ooooh #BBC4 #March10
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11 months
Queue for stamping a TV carnet at Milan airport. Another fabulous Brexit gift. Thank Johnson. Thank you ReesMogg. Thank you Farage. You half wits.
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Britain used to be a decent, successful, balanced nation before these evil men decided to unleash their destructive egos. Now we're a nation torn apart, wounded for the foreseeable future. How many times does history need to teach the same lesson - beware the egos of spiteful men
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Say what you like about Twitter - and we all do - but it really does bring out some splendid creative cheek in its keyboard warriors! Congrats to the ‘artists’ responsible for these.
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7 years
New Banksy. Just went up in Dover!
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2 years
Charles 1, Charles 11, Charles 111.
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The lost portrait of Lawrence of Arabia by Augustus John has been found at the Grundy Art Galley, Blackpool. They didn't know they had it.🤣
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So sad. RIP Paula Rego. She was the stand out star of this year’s Venice Biennale. Created one of the most powerful bodies of work of the post war era. Always did it her way. A true great.
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The most successful politician in the world at the moment has to be - Putin. He wanted Trump. He got him. He wanted Brexit. He got it. He wanted global chaos. It happened. Now he’s happily picking off his critics. Terrifying.
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3 years
Sign outside Coventry Cathedral! 😳
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5 years
If you want to know why the country is the state it is, feel the low grade violence emanating from this Tory madman. He should be locked up.
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Such a dumb thing to do. Has Twitter actually been renamed 'X'? If not, what's the point of a logo that bears zero relation to its product? And 'X' is such a crass idea: so Sports Direct. I won't be leaving because I love my Twitter friends too much. But 'X' really is.. feeble.
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Beep beep. It's the birthday of Artemisia Gentileschi (1593-1656). Raped as a teenager, Artemisia extracted her revenge on men with some of art's most violent executions. But she could also be thoughtful, gentle, saintly, clever and soulful. Plus she was a great painter of nudes.
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Re: Sunak’s plan to make Maths compulsory for under 18s. NO! What needs to be made compulsory in Britain so it can grow into a less bitter and healthier society is foreign languages: French, Spanish, German etc. Also Art. Also Music.
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What a shit show the BBC has become. Under the worst director general in living memory it has shed good presenters, banned others, lost the arts, lost the love and trust of the nation. To think how good it used to be. Come on David Attenborough. Show your support for Gary Lineker
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Yup. The BBC has given me the heave ho. Don’t let them lose Janina and Prof Roberts too! 👇
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Prof Janina Ramirez
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If you have enjoyed #DiggingForBritain with @theAliceRoberts and #RaidersOfTheLostPast with me @bbctwo tonight please let @bbc know. The budget for factual has been slashed but you can make a difference by asking for more!
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I’m celebrating Brexit night in the true British fashion. I’m getting in three bottles- a good Spanish cava, a fine Italian prosecco, and a superb French champagne. Then I’m going to drink them while watching continuous episodes of Inspector Montalbano on iPlayer. Ciao baby!
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Thank you to all the well-wishers about me in Ukraine. It has all been pretty safe feeling so far. I’m not taking any ‘war correspondent’ risks. What I will say straight away is that Lviv is a beautiful, art-filled city. When all this over I’ll be back. #ImInUkraine #Lviv
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Best news of the day - Venice to ban cruise ships! About time.
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Titian’s portrait of Archbishop Archinto in Philadelphia Museum of Art. No one is sure why the veil is there. Did he die before the portrait was finished? Strange and fascinating.
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This isn't just about a channel. This is about the soul of the nation. Do we really want to be a society that puts its old folk in care homes and forgets about them, with a national broadcaster hellbent on chasing the same kiddy vote as everyone else? Or are we better than that?
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Now the @Telegraph are reporting that @BBCFOUR faces the axe
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Extreme human ingenuity at its least necessary!
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Happy times at Gatwick. ALL the electronic gates have failed. Two hour delay on the flight. The joys of travel in a banana republic.
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As a gesture of solidarity with my TV colleague @wmarybeard in her footwear war with Richard Brooks of The Sunday Times I will be wearing these totally inappropriate boots for my upcoming series on American art! Mutton dressed as lamb? You bet! #AmericanArt #May23
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Went to Eastbourne today. Ate fish and chips on the beach. And saw the Turner Prize. Nice day.
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Breaking news art lovers! My new TV series, The Art Mysteries, is now starting on BBC 4 on March 17. First film about Van Gogh. Second film about Seurat. Third film about Gauguin. Fourth film about Cezanne. Which one's the best? Well, I'm pretty sure it's.. #WaldyOnTheTelly
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It’s my birthday. Can’t wait to open the cards. I love every one of you a lot!
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Art lovers, thank you all for all the tweets of support over my fate at the BBC. I appreciate all of them! Yes it's true that going to Oxbridge seems to be compulsory for BBC art presenters - and I didn't! But It's been that way since Kenneth Clark. Right university. Right job.
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Art lovers - am I sure the BBC is trying to axe BBC4 under the cover of the Great Lockdown! No. But it’s information that’s been swirling around the newspaper world. And until someone from the BBC comes out and squashes the rumour, I’m inclined to believe it. #save #BBC4
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In Naples now. Caravaggio’s Seven Acts of Mercy. I think this is perhaps the greatest religious painting I’ve ever seen. And the chapel is completely empty! Everyone’s eating pizza! The lighting has been improved too. Perfect. Just perfect. #ComeToNaples #Caravaggio #Wow
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Nice French petrol station today. With loads of petrol. This tweet is dedicated to everyone who voted for Brexit. 😃
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Me in Lviv with the Polish consul. She had her outfit specially made for the war. The Polish Lara Croft! I'm making a short film about the art of Ukraine. And what's happening to the museums. It should be finished next week. Keep an eye on the Sunday Times website. #ImInUkraine
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Four years ago at the Venice Biennale I came across the work of Khadija Saye. I liked it so much I singled it out in my Biennale review. The next year she was dead. Another Grenfell victim. She needs to be remembered. They all do. #RememberGrenfell
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What a hoot! Turns out Rod Stewart has spent 19 years building a model railway in his attic in L.A., based on an imaginary 1940s American city! Ya I think that's sexy! Go Rod!
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@LozzaFox Because less than 1000 people have died from covid in Japan, where they all wear face masks. Meanwhile 46,000 have died in Britain. Where some people are being silly about it. Yes, they're a bit uncomfortable. But if it saves one life, surely it's worth it Laurence?
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Art isn't as natural a vehicle for expressing love as music. I can't think of a painting that does what 'Make you Feel My Love' does, or 'River Deep, Mountain High'. Love in art doesn't get inside you in the same way. But that's not to say it never tries!
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@IsabelOakeshott Just think what you could do for the national effort by being less snide, more generous, less narcissistic and kinder.
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Beep beep. It's.. MY BIRTHDAY. I'm fortunate to share it with two painters who could hardly be more different. Ribera (1591-1652) was the dark Spaniard who spent his career in Naples. Sargent (1856-1925) was the American with the fast hands who flitted between Paris and London.
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Happy spring. From Vincent van Gogh. #SPRING
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2 years
Pathetic. Take it out on the oil companies you morons, not on innocent art.
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Activists with @JustStop_Oil have thrown tomato soup on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers at the national Gallery and glued themselves to the wall.
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Isn’t capitalism disgusting? We’ve created a world where morons working in banks and third rate politicians earn ten times more than the real heroes of our time - nurses, teachers, firemen, bus drivers, care workers and dustmen. Thank god art is there to soothe our souls.
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7 years
Roman mosaic from 200 BC. Mouse eating a walnut.
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2 years
Late in the mushroom season, my wife finds a mother of a porcino! It’s never too late! #porcini #yumyum
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Diaries! April 6 at 9pm I'm making my return to the airwaves with a HUGE Michelangelo film on Sky Arts. It's 2 hours long! Represents 30 years of work on the Sistine Ceiling! For fans of Love Island - it's got penises! For fans of Songs of Praise - it's got the end of the world!
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4 years
A suspicious man has been spotted inside the National Gallery looking at the Piero della Francescas. Judging by his hair, the man may recently have escaped from prison. Visitors are advised not to tap him on the shoulder while he's looking at the art. Just call the police.
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Apparently, Ursula von der Leyen has seven children. So she was never going to have any difficulty dealing with an eighth.
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Thank you to all the nice Brexiteers who've been tweeting the flag of St George at me in the past couple of days. As I'm sure you know, St George was a Palestinian Greek who fought in the Roman army. So every wave of his flag is a wave for internationalism. See you on the march!
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So yes, it's my birthday. And I happen to share it with John Singer Sargent (1856-1925) - LEFT - and Jusepe de Ribera (1591-1652) - RIGHT - which is fortunate as between them they sum me up perfectly. Roll on the future! And up with art!
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Say what you like, but the peony is the best flower. It really is. #peonies
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I’ve seen some crappy art shows in my time - but Jimmy Carr Destroys Art really is the dregs. What kind of moronic mind commissioned this? The sheer obviousness of its desire to stir controversy is what’s really offensive here. Pathetic!
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Can't hold out any longer. The first gin&tonic of today is about to be made! In case it leads to too many more, I want to thank all my Twitter buddies and fellow arty types for the stimulation and good vibes in this weirdest of years. I love every one of you. My best memories:
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Apparently some fat guy art critic has been eating too much ramen in 2023! So he has two resolutions for 2024. One is to eat less ramen. The other is to let the power of art flow over him and over all who those follow him. Because art won’t let you down!
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Some sort of world record being broken here for being a bunch of twats. What is it about England!?!
@TheNewEuropean
The New European - Think Without Borders
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People attend a protest against the wearing of masks during the coronavirus outbreak, in Hyde Park, London
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Art lovers, I'll be making loud anti-Brexit noises at the big march in London tomorrow. Hope to see you there. Titian, Rembrandt, Michelengelo, Bosch, Goya, Van Gogh...You can't be an art lover and be pro-Brexit! #SeeYouOnTheMarch
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As a film maker who does lots of work abroad I cannot stress enough how much admiration and warmth there is out there for the BBC. All round the world it's revered and envied. Except, it seems, by the yobs and vandals of our government. Is there anything they won't destroy?
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Delighted to hear that my Mannerism series had one of the biggest ever audiences on Sky Arts. Thank you everyone who watched! 😃
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As a tribute to @theAliceRoberts I have died my hair even pinker. It's the only way to go! Hail @theAliceRoberts !
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Breaking News! My series about Mannerism - art's wildest movement - is starting on Sky Arts on January 30. I've been filming it for two years. And - of course - there's lots of Pontormo in it. Lots and lots! I'm excited! #WaldyIsBackOnTheTelly #Mannerism
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If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
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Regular readers of my tweets will know that this is my favourite portrayal of Mary Magdalene. By Savoldo! She’s just been to the sepulchre- it’s empty! She comes out. Hears something. Turns around. And there he is.. his divine light flashing on her silk shawl. Brilliant concept!
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Thanks to everyone who made it to the end of my Sistine Chapel film last night. And for the fabulous comments! A few viewers found it slow - which it was. Tarkovsky pace! But some things can't be done at a Love Island lick. 'Slow art history' could be the future!😃
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My big Michelangelo film - the 'director's cut' I always wanted to make! - is going out on Sky Arts in April! Free to air! You think you know the Sistine Ceiling - you don't! It's big, it's shocking, it's the truth. #TheMichelangeloCode
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A Happy Christmas to all art lovers. Every one of you rocks! Because there's nothing better than art!
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Beep beep. It's the birthday of the extraordinary Lavinia Fontana (1552-1614), the first fully professional female artist. Get this - she had 11 children, and made her husband stay at home and look after them while she painted! Probably the first female artist to paint a nude!
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OMG! Thank you all my followers on TwiX who have sent me good wishes on my birthday. I can’t reply to all of you manually, but I can send a grateful hug across the ether. Close your eyes. Did you feel it? Warm thanks from the top of a lighthouse! #BirthdayBoy #Waldy
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Art lovers, remember, whatever the world throws at you in 2020 you’ll always have art - and there’s nothing better than that! Big hug across the ether to every single one of you. Because you’re worth it! #huggy #Waldy
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
3 years
1/ As everyone with any sense is home schooling, I'm going to start an art thing for kids on here. #HomeSchoooling I put up some pictures by a famous artist, with a bit of info, and ask kids to draw/paint/sculpt a tribute to them. Best art will get retweeted with my critique!😀
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
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Assuming we manage to get out of Pandemic Prison in 2021, here are some hopes: 1/ Less electronic art. It's bad for the environment. 2/ Less video art. It's boring. 3/ Less Sound Art. I want to look, not listen. 4/ Smaller foyers at Tate Modern. 5/ Less theory, more emotion.
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
I think I must be missing an enzyme. I can’t for the life of me imagine why some people in England are so against wearing masks. In France, Italy, Spain, they just do it because it’s OBVIOUSLY safer. How can it not be? Yet here it’s presented as an attack on freedom. Crazy!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
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I've just found out that Georgiana Houghton who painted these IN THE 186os, and who preceded Kandinsky by HALF A CENTURY in the creation of abstraction, lived downstairs from me! Same address! She was a spiritualist through whom the 'undead' conveyed their art. Blue plaque!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
New Artemisia Gentileschi single out this week- ‘Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover’.
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
1 year
If Channel 4 is not going to be privatised can it please go back to fulfilling more of its public service duties. Such as having more arts programmes in the schedule. It used to do loads. Now there’s only Grayson!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
3 years
Off to do some filming at the Wallace Collection. So I’ve channelled my inner @Lucy_Worsley !
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
3 years
I’ve come late to the Diana statue. It is, of course, ghastly. Sleek, ingratiating, lacking originality. The artist, Ian Broadley-Rank, has done to Diana what the makers of football statues do to footballers: get them all wrong. Shame on you royal brothers for not aiming higher!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
Thanks to everyone who watched me making a fool of myself in my American art series - Big Sky, Big Dreams, Big Art - on the BBC last night. I love every one of you! I know it was the middle of the night, but these days any arts on the telly is precious. 1/
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
2 months
As everyone on TwiX seems to be an expert on the subject of John Singer Sargent - see my timeline! - here are some more of my favourite works in the big Tate Britain tribute to Sargent and Fashion. I know they are all portraits of women but that’s where Sargent hit his bullseyes!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
5 years
Breaking news! Fabulous news! The beautiful new Artemisia Gentileschi which the National Gallery has acquired - Self-portrait as St Catherine of Alexandria - is going on a pop-up tour of Britain. Yes, a pop-up tour!Starting at the Glasgow Women's Library! Bravo National Gallery!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
Art historians have discovered a new painting by Edvard Munch called The Glare. Painted at the same time as his masterpiece The Scream it shows a skull like face, distorted with malice and anger. 'I was trying capture the spirit of the times', explained Munch to his psychiatrist.
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
Does anyone have £150,000 to lend me? I saw this Romney in the Rafael Vals Gallery, and I'd really like to have it. I love the way the shimmering green dress is painted. Promise I'll pay you back in another life!
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
4 years
Good morning art lovers. Today seems a good day to remember that fine painting by Vincent Can Gogh - 'Tuesday Morning at Manchester University'. I dedicate this showing of it to every student in the country. #Students #YouDeserveBetter
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WALDEMAR JANUSZCZAK
5 years
So here it is art lovers! The 'lost Caravaggio' that was found in an attic in Toulouse in 2014, and is on show at Colnaghi's in London until March 9. Is it right? Looks like it to me. And it's certainly a fabulous painting by a strong hand. Dark. Thrilling. Murderous. Love it!
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