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@flyingspghetti

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I am quietly lovely to behold, mortal...gaze not long into the wonder that is me, you risk your very sanity..

Floating Benevolently
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Joined October 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@flyingspghetti
4 years
I'd really rather you didn't build multimillion-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to [His] Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent ending poverty, curing diseases, living in peace, loving with passion and lowering the cost of cable.
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
health insurance has reached the point where it pays for virtually nothing
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1 year
made this in shop class
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1 year
"Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones.
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1 year
Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts, Mead said." We are at our best when we serve others. Be civilized.
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@BethLynch2020
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@BadriaJazairi
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1 year
A broken femur that has healed is evidence that someone has taken time to stay with the one who fell, has bound up the wound, has carried the person to safety and has tended the person through recovery.
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1 year
But no. Mead said that the first sign of civilization in an ancient culture was a femur (thighbone) that had been broken and then healed. Mead explained that in the animal kingdom, if you
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3 years
Behold the power of journalism
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1 year
break your leg, you die. You cannot run from danger, get to the river for a drink or hunt for food. You are meat for prowling beasts. No animal survives a broken leg long enough for the bone to heal.
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1 year
to my uk peeps this is coming to you fight tooth and nail for your national health service
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1 year
@FlopMeister1 @JodyCoyote12 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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4 years
@BethLynch2020 Now THIS is delusional.. ๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
@AlisonNolan9 America is largely uneducated costs too much to get an education here ๐Ÿ˜
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2 years
The Goddess Kali in Tampaksiring Indonesia. Incredible.
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exactly like Vietnam when you mess with the money they start busting heads
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2 years
your democratic party at work
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I feel seen
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1 year
@s_hal_a the American public has been thoroughly propagandized beginning with Madison avenue up to today's corporate monopoly of mass media and it works
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2 years
Recently young adults in Europe are finding ways to beat facial recognition software by covering up or shading specific points on their faces that the software tracks. You're not allowed to do this but students are rebelling by claiming that this is how they want to express ..
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2 years
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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3 months
State of Texas still requires employees to sign loyalty oath to Israel why in the fuck would we need this?
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@staceyabrams
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2 years
there are more PhD's in China than we have college students maybe we shouldn't punish people who desire higher education with student loan debt that plagues them for the rest of their life
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2 years
how's it going capitalism? ..... Jesus Christ!
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@staceyabrams
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2 years
@NellSco @HillaryClinton
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2 years
it's uncanny, really
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2 years
white people ๐Ÿ˜
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6 months
I'm older than dirt and it's been my experience that voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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6 months
Iโ€™m 49 and Iโ€™m voting for Biden
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3 years
Mass civil disobedience is all we have left. The system isn't going to work. -Chris Hedges
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2 years
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6 months
#Israeli
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3 years
On this day 155 years ago, President Abraham Lincoln ordered 38 Dakota Warriors to be hung. It was the largest mass execution in U.S. history, but this will never be talked about in any history class #Dakota38 #NeverForget #murica
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2 years
that's why FedEx, UPS, Amazon, et al, are having the USPS phased out
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2 months
@jvgraz t he more you learn about Zionism, the more loathesome it becomes
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7 months
these bastards..
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3 years
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3 years
@RevDrBarber @VP
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3 years
@VP not if you have anything to say about it ๐Ÿ˜
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2 years
the US military has the largest carbon footprint on the planet
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2 months
how did the sociopaths gain control? #Oligarchy
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1 year
@OyrouReborn grandmother's secret recipe
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2 years
@AmandiOnAir nonsense and jabberwocky!
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@Dirk_aus_Hessen
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@flyingspghetti
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
Walmart has these all over!
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@flyingspghetti
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@flyingspghetti
7 months
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
@curtisrobin @gaijingirl2004 you can thank Nixon for the hmo act of 1973
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@flyingspghetti
4 months
how were zionists able to maintain this charade for all these years? they appear to be stupid
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@joeywreck
4 months
โ€œOh!โ€ When she realized she just said the quiet part out loud lmao
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
seems legit... ๐Ÿ˜
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
@prageru you say that like it's a bad thing ๐Ÿ˜
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
children of the corn syrup
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
the democrats never were who you thought #StandingRock
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
@weplaywithtoys @BarbaraLNewsome @CBSNews
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
capitalism won't go down without a fight
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
normally I don't share these schmaltzy feel good pieces, but this one is special
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
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@flyingspghetti
4 months
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
@paulapoundstone
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
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2 years
@staceyabrams
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@staceyabrams
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
@majorityfm @EmmaVigeland
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
amazing
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
The senate pandemoniterian makes $88.46 /hr
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
#Gasholes
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
murica..
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
I wish our government cared about the welfare of the citizens of the united States as much as they care about Ukraine
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@flyingspghetti
3 years
@TheRightCant @angelorteguh Here's the entire panel..๐Ÿ˜‰
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@flyingspghetti
2 years
Internationally, the US ranks 125th for literacy. 54% of Americans between 16-74 read below a sixth-grade level. ironic that we spend more than a civilized country for education and get these results
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@flyingspghetti
1 year
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@flyingspghetti
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