"you want fries with that?"

@flyingspghetti The ad on the bus bench is the cherry on top.

@thestraygoose ikr!?

Looks like freedom but it feels like death It's something in between, I guess It's Closing Time

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@flyingspghetti The FTX is a nice touch, haha.

@flyingspghetti The FTX bench sign is too obviously shopped in

@flyingspghetti @CageOmen

@flyingspghetti That's the Mickie Dees where the 1% stash their gold bars in the basement.

@flyingspghetti Expecting an attack from the Hamburglar

@flyingspghetti In 1991, I went to the first McDonald’s in Moscow…they had at least three armed guards at a line that went around the block. My, my how times have changed 🤔

@flyingspghetti Saturated with irony

@flyingspghetti Remember what you’re fighting for

@flyingspghetti You're going to order those fries

@flyingspghetti Freedom fries aren’t free.

@flyingspghetti There are so many *chef kisses* in this photo

@flyingspghetti Perhaps the most American photo of all time.

@flyingspghetti fk yeah!