Breaking news,
#ThotNaysh
! For the first time since 2019, Iโm touring the cunch aka country telling jokes about sauseege & other medium key trifling thangs on my Messy AF Tour! Pre-sale tixs are avail NOW at & use code MESSY at checkout.
#MessyAFTour
STOP ASKING SOCIETY TO EXTEND GRACE TO AN UNEDUCATED RACIST, MISOGYNISTIC, HOMOPHOBE, SOCIOPATHIC MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN WHO FAILED UPWARDS HIS ENTIRE LIFE & FUCKED UP THIS COUNTRY. HE CAN ABSORB THIS SHIT IN A SHARED LYFT RIDE HOME. PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING OF COVID. FUCK HIS FEELINGS
I know moms know best, but
@ericnamofficial
please don't tone down the sexy! Don't worry guys, we break out the body rolls on this week's
#DoingTheMostWithPhoebe
, Friday at 11/10c!!
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Trump refused to denounce white supremacy and racism on national TV. All of a sudden he didnโt know what to call them and what theyโve done? LOL. Ok. If you can witness that and still vote for him, it is a vote for white supremacy & violence.
#Debates2020
๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ SHE SAID BLACK ๐๐พ WOMEN ๐๐พ. You tried it tho, but what youโre not gonna do is erase black women today on this holy day of Kamalaโs history making achievement.
COVER REVEAL. Soooo some good things did come out of quarantine, like MY NEW BOOK, out September 28! I am so excited to share the cover of โPlease Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothes.โ Pre-order now at ๐๐พ
Why is Lindsey Graham cracking jokes right? The gall and privilege to find any amusement in anything that happened today. ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก
To be honest, neither of them are great for black people, so we really need to throw this segment away. Itโs 2020. Iโm completely uninterested in what white men are going to โdoโ for black people. Because we all know the answer is: jack shit.
#Debates2020
@notcapnamerica
Looooooove Cody, but honestly, heโs not carrying the entire brand. There are so many great instructors. Tunde. Alex. Robin. Jess Sims. Adrian. Everyone brings something diff.
BREAKING NEWS, HEAUXES! MY FIRST BOOK "YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY HAIR & OTHER THINGS I STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN" HAS OFFICIALLY SOLD 100K COPIES! OMG! SUCH A HUGE DEAL BECAUSE MOST BOOKS DON'T SELL 10K COPIES LET ALONE 100K. THANK U FOR BELIEVING IN ME & MY WRITING ALL THESE YEARS!
YAAAAAAAAS, BITCHES! My thirtysomething self is bringing bone density vitamins, control top Spanx, and โEverythingโs Trash,โ to
@FreeformTV
! Itโs inspired by my book of the same title, so buy a copy if you havenโt yet! Lol. Anyway! So pumped! Stay tuned!
On this day, I choose gratitude, joy, and hope. I surrender to this unbelievable historic moment. The first Black woman, South Asian woman, first woman PERIOD to become Vice President of the United States
@KamalaHarris
. She is the first but she will not be the last.
#Inauguration
Dream come true to see my big ole mug on a Times Square billboard! Even my mom who is literally over everything was mildly impressed! ๐๐พ. Anyhoo! Thanks to everyone whoโs been watching
#DoingTheMostWithPhoebe
so far. Means the world to me!
SUSAN. WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU. DOING? Moderate this and shut Pence down for repeatedly going over time. ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
Those who made this attack on our government need to be identified and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Their actions are repugnant to democracy.
Super excited for the release of
@MichelleObama
โs new young readersโ and paperback editions of Becoming! Our stories our important, and I hope youโll join me in reading it. Get your copy at
#IAmBecoming
โLet me explain that when youโre in debt, this means you owe money to somebody.โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ. I feel triggered as this takes me back to Sallie Mae phone calls about my student loan debt.
@KamalaHarris
is gathering Pence together piece by piece & itโs delicious.
#VPDebate
The trailer for my
@ComedyCentral
show Doing The Most is out now!! Join me April 9 as I bake, climb, roll, and MORE with some spesh guests ๐ Canโt wait for you all to do the most with me!
#DoingTheMost
Love you and miss you โค๏ธ๐น Although weโre isolating right now, Luke sent four dozen roses this morning. And all I got him was the honor of him looking at me wearing this sports bra thatโs stained with hair oil. Happy Valentineโs Day!
My dream ever since I started stand-up 13 years ago was to have a HBO solo special and here it is!!! โSorry, Harriet Tubmanโ is OFFICIALLY OUT NOW on
@hbomax
!!! Make some noise!! ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ. This was one of the best nights of my life and career and Iโm so happy to share it with you!
I donโt think yโall are READY for this ๐ฅ single Iโm about to drop on tonightโs finale of
#DoingTheMostWithPhoebe
with
@ericnamofficial
. Itโs called Tidy Up, and it *might* involve some slight autotune ๐ Tonight on
@ComedyCentral
at 11/10c!!
Hey you goiis! I'm supes excited to be hosting the Behind The Sims Summit. So tune in at 10 AM PST / 1 PM EST on Oct. 18th, and see this choco queen sharing breaking news, announcements, and surprises! ย
@TheSims
ย
#BehindTheSims
CHRIS WALLACE, TELL TRUMP TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Like Trump is bragging about โbringing back Big Ten football,โ but hasnโt done shit re: Covid-19. Stop the madness!
#Debates2020
@karadetwiller
I like to celebrate my body via movement. Itโs always cool when you surprise yourself with how strong you are. And I use that as a reminder to be like, if Iโm physically stronger than I think then Iโm probably mentally & emotionally stronger than I get myself credit for. ๐ช๐พ๐ง
Heard yโall wanted more pink braid content ๐๐ Well itโs coming to you tonightโฆ ON YOUR TV!!! Iโm guest hosting
@JimmyKimmelLive
tonight, so be sure you heauxes tune in at 11:35 | 10:35c on ABC!
Happy Juneteenth, yโall! Iโm serving a โCocoa Khaleesi is in chargeโ lewk today. While itโs nice to have this day recognized, letโs keep the pressure on to create systemic change that will actually benefit Black people.
#ThotNaysh
! This. Lewk. Was. EVERYTHING! Bubblegum tape, but make it fashion. Melanated Carrie Bradshaw if she wore box braids instead of a bird hat on her head. For real tho, cohosting
@vanityfair
โs Oscar Party last night was an absolute DREAM!
#Oscars
#VFOscars
Happy birthday to my Forever First Lady, my pretend cousin (her maiden name is Robinson if ya didnโt know), and inspiring queen who encourages us all to be our best selves
@MichelleObama
๐
Me at this Susan B Anthony pardon nonsense considering her and the Suffrage movement were racists. But then again, makes sense
#45
is behind this. ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
Soooooo, maybe muting capabilities should exist any time someone goes over time instead of just during opening answers because Trump just rambles and interrupts the moderator during rebuttals. Like what is this muting system accomplishing? ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
#Debates2020
Btdubs, Trumpโs โCORE VALUESโ means unchecked white privilege, abuse, violence, mediocrity, and destruction against marginalized groups. Thatโs still here so how are you trying to return us there when we havenโt left? For fuckโs sake.
#Debates2020
Hulu. If Everything's Trash is added it to my favorites liked and I watch it every week why do I have to go and search for it every Thursday instead of it popping up like only murders in the white ass building?
NY MAG?! Yes, bitch! Talk about a literary glowup! I went from blogging for $25 (lol, could I afford food and acne patches?) to being featured in
@NYMag
โs โPublishingโs New Power Club,โ highlighting my imprint
@TinyRepBooks
๐
DOING THE MOST PREMIERES TOMORROW! ๐๐พ If youโre in NYC or LA, you might see a familiar face (me!) around. Theyโre all over, so if you find one, you heauxes better tag me ๐ฅฐ Watch Doing The Most TOMORROW on
@ComedyCentral
!!!
How has it already been a year since youโve been taken from this world, Breonna? As I took a walk today, I thought of you. Your loved ones. Your family. Your friends. You should be here.
Truly shocked to hear about Jak Knightโs passing. Only 28. A brilliant stand-up comic and dope person. ๐๐๐. My heart goes out to his family, friends, and loved ones.
#EverythingsTrash
be like ๐คฃ
Still canโt believe my book โEverythingโs Trashโ is coming to
@FreeformTV
. If youโve read it, you know whatโs coming. If not โ youโre in for a wild ride but swipe for a sneak peak!
Surprise, boo boos! I'm on the cover of the latest ish of
@bust_magazine
! Itโs an honor to have a tรชte-ร -tรชte w/ the amazing cocoa queen
@jamiaw
& talk about working during Covid, the power of comedy, being a boss bitch & how I wanna shake up the industry.
Lmaooooooo.
@KamalaHarris
is ALL of us when she says that if Trump recommends us taking a vaccine that his administration vouches for that she will not take it. ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ. Same, Queen, same!
Yaaaaas! Giving you mermaid realness! Should I star in a โSplashโ reboot but call it โSplooshโ because Iโmma be thotting on peens? ANYWAY! Thanks so much to the
@BrooklynMuseum
for having me on the host committee for last nightโs Artists Ball.
Hey y'all! My new advice podcast called BLACK FRASIER dropped TODAY! Kicking off the series is my convo with
@TraceeEllisRoss
! We talk hair,
@PatternBeauty
, self-care, & black girl joy. PLUS! We answer listener questions. Check it out, Black Frasians:
Listen up, tricks - lol, that was aggressive - my show
#DoingTheMostWithPhoebe
comes out on
@ComedyCentral
April 9! (Yes! Thatโs soon!). So tune in and let me be the late night show that plays in the background while youโre boning bae or yourself. โค๏ธ๐ค๐พ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
Hey boo boos!
#EverythingsTrash
is now streaming on
@hulu
, so tune into the dumpster fire that is Phoebe Hillโs life ๐คฃ. New epis Wednesdays at 10:30p/9:30p CT on
@FreeformTV
and Thursdays on
@hulu
.
.
@DopeQueenPheebs
is coming to Freeform, I repeat, ๐ฃ๏ธ PHOEBE ROBINSON IS COMING TO FREEFORM. The executive producer, writer, and all-around dope queen will play messy yet charming 30-something podcast star Phoebe in the new half-hour comedy
@EverythingTrash
.
The birthday festivities continue, heauxes! And this time itโs to announce my debut comedy special: Sorry, Harriet Tubman streaming October 14 on
@HBOMax
! It was a long quarantine and I have thoughts.
#SorryHarrietTubman
@notcapnamerica
The Frederick Douglass biography by David W. Bright. Incredible and actually one of the best books Iโve ever read. Canโt recommend it enough!
What an honor to be included on this list alongside so many women I look up to (AKA all of them!) ๐๐พ
#PinchMe
! Thank you
@InStyle
for the feature โค๏ธ
#InstyleBadassWomen
Blessing upon blessings. So grateful to announce Iโll be playing Sofia in the upcoming Color Purple movie. Hereโs a clip of how I found out I got the part from Oprah herself. ๐๐for full video head to my IG: daniebb3
Ass. I mean, yes, these
#HarrietTubman
&
#MalcolmX
rings by Sewit Sium are fire, but itโs all about the badonk-a-donk. The booty. These tiny cheeks that make it golf clap. Happy Black History Month!
And the best thing happened off camera:
@JasonMomoa
came up & hugged me from behind. I'm currently in my third tri-tri of our pregnancy. ๐คฐ๐พ We are registered at Honest. And Iโm thrilled to sister wives with Lisa Bonet.
#ItPaysToBeThirsty
#CanIBeOnAStamp
YASSS BOO BOOS!
#EverythingsTrash
is almost here, & I cannot wait for you to see my dream come true! What is adulthood? TRASH & what is life for a 30-something podcast star? TRU-ASH. So join me & my incredible cast on July 13 for the
@EverythingTrash
premiere on
@FreeformTV
We honor Martin Luther King, Jr. today, a man who put it all on the line in the fight for freedom and equal rights. A man who boldly and unapologetically said things like, โNothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.โ
#MLKDay
Whatโs my newest book โPlease Don't Sit on My Bed in Your Outside Clothesโ about, you ask?! As the first release on my imprint
@TinyRepBooks
, itโs a trifling (yet smart!) set of essays that cover quarantine with British Baekoff, my hair, traveling as a black woman, and MUCH more!
I've been trying to have my own scripted half-hour comedy since 2015, and now Iโm filming
@EverythingTrash
๐๐พ with the BEST CREW EVA. Itโs so cool to see the hard work pay off.
#EverythingsTrash
premieres July 13 on
@FreeformTV
heauxes! ๐ฅ
Hey boo boos! Exciting news! Iโm packing up my wigs and Lululemons because Iโve added a show in LOS FREAKINโ ANGELES for my tour โNew Me, Same Trash Jokesโ!!! Will see ya on July 13 at the Dynasty Typewriter ๐ฅฐ
Tickets are still for sale, but selling FAST