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Soon to be old man. UT Austin alumnus. Cradle Episcopalian. Post: post @djoelaw

H Town, TX
Joined September 2014
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@FPWellman @kilmeade I am one. Go ahead and put your insurance company on notice for the claim.
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Boss @HeatherThomasAF posted on Facebook today.
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My neighbor is in his early nineties. His wife died last year. He hardly decorated for Christmas last year. This is the view of his front window this year.
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@RealHickory There are millions of us. That’s why no Republican has won the popular vote for President in 20 years.
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@laurenboebert I don’t think that your voters buy North Face gear. Just saying. Hell, they’re not Target or Bud Light customers either. They will still continue to buy Natty Light at Walmart like they always have.
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@laurenboebert Here’s the Capitol Police Officer you and your friends killed last week.
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@joncoopertweets @nytimes While putting β€œher emails’ above the fold on the front page 16 times in 2016.
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@MattGertz @JohnCornyn hasn’t held a public town hall in more than a decade. Just a quieter version of Ted Cruz.
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@BasedMikeLee Special counsel Jack Smith has your text messages with Mark Meadows. You should probably keep your head down.
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@benshapiro Let’s talk about the $30 billion bailout money we’ve being paying each year to soybean farmers for the last six years because of Trump’s failed trade war with China.
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@MeghanMcCain If I were married to the publisher of the Federalist rag I would drink constantly.
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@richsignorelli As a fellow member of the SCOTUS bar, I agree. If the Court won't live under the same ethics rules that they apply to the lower court judges, Congress should require it.
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This. To think that Ken Buck is a voice of reason is proof of how crazy the GOP is now.
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Listen, I've lived in Colorado over 25 years now: when Ken fucking Buck is the rational one you know you're party is just a huge pile of shit circling the punchbowl. Seriously.
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@GOPChairwoman You forfeited your right to speak for the United States. Take a seat turd.
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This picture was posted to my Facebook timeline today. Pricilla Presley and the awesome @HeatherThomasAF .
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@GeorgePapa19 Sure coffee boy.
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@nytopinion Next in our series on aggrieved old white men across America we go to the bar at the American Legion hall in Houston where the last few living members complain about the decline in membership with no idea why it's happening.
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@DanCrenshawTX Just when you thought Ted Cruz or Louie Gohmert was the dumbest Texas politician my Congressman insists on upping his game.
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@briantylercohen Looks like Randy in A Christmas Story.
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@HeatherThomasAF @hwinkler4real Coined by Governor Edwin Edwards when he was running against David Duke. β€œThe only way I’m going to lose this election is if I get caught sleeping with a dead girl or live boy.”
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@EvanMcS Widowed dad who has been raising three kids for the last six years. Milk is up maybe 20 cents a gallon over the last year. Beef is up about 20 cents a pound. Bacon is the only thing I regularly buy that has really increased. 12 gallons of milk a week is not a typical family.
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@Tazerface16 My dad. 17 year old enlisted man in 1941. Thank you for your service.
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@RonJohnsonWI This is you spending the 4th of July in Russia. Take a seat comrade.
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@RossKneeDeep @MaryKayMarrell1 Our school district started doing this five years ago. They determined that the spending in personnel costs collecting and accounting for the money cost more than providing the meals for free.
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@mcuban Mark Cuban putting the wood to JD Vance.
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@SenTedCruz Mark Meadows has flipped. You and your escort are going to go through some things.
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@ClaudetteGGibs1 I grew up in the segregated East Texas where black men were called boy and much worse in public. I always try address everyone as sir or ma’am when I encounter them. I almost always get a smile and a nod of approval from them. Treating all people with respect is easy.
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@SenTomCotton Since you constantly vote against the Voting Rights Act.
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@AshleyRParker So your paper and other media bitched and moaned about not having a press conference for a month but could only ask asinine questions? Next up write a non newsworthy article about nothing substantive being said there. At this point Scholastic newspaper kid reporters are better.
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@thegoodgodabove Amen. Glad you spared my student daughter at UT so she can help Trump lose Texas.
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@GianmarcoSoresi So was I. With kids.
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@JoJoFromJerz This guy?
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@benshapiro Yet here are your listeners.
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@johnpavlovitz From President to wedding singer in less than six months.
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@smerconish @RobertKennedyJr @KariLake @eliehonig @vivian Booking proven liars as guests is no way to run a supposed news show. I quit watching in 2020 when you booked Jason Miller to lie nonstop without any pushback from you. Apparently I haven’t missed anything in the last four years. Hard pass.
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@HillBeverlyhill @CPAC @tedcruz Says the turd who gave the rich tax cuts with borrowed money. Sounds conservative to me.
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@PreetBharara Yes. Did the same two weeks ago with my son. If he is anything like mine you won’t get any cooperation on a decent picture.
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@tedcruz Maybe you should send a sympathy card.
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@MartyTa94849826 The same Troy that now says January 6th was no big deal.
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@JakeSherman Translation: I don’t have any real news to report today so I will report on polls in the spring of an election year when no voters pay attention to the election until after Labor Day. Pulitzer quality journalism here Jake.
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@GOPLeader This you?
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@BeschlossDC Last Sunday at Christ Church Cathedral in Houston. The usual purple altar vestments for Lent were replaced with blue. The usual diverse altar flowers were replaced with sunflowers for a special service of prayer for the people of Ukraine.
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@JohnCornyn I don’t know @stuartpstevens . I am old enough to remember when you were a great trial judge that both sides respected that I appeared before 30 years ago. Not long after you became a crooked political hack. Sad to see what you have become.
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@MonicaLewinsky Let’s see. (Checking notes) Clinton. Gingrich. Starr. You definitely have won the long game. You are a great example of how to successfully deal with adversity.
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@RepsForBiden @DevinCow My dad. He also had two younger brothers serving in the USN during WWII at the same time. I can’t imagine how tough it was for my grandparents having all three of their sons serving in wartime at the same time.
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@ksorbs Long term unemployed actor seeks attention by showing what makes him unemployed.
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@WalshFreedom There’s kids in my family we have nothing to do with because of the actions of my ex sister in law. It’s not uncommon. It’s also none of my business. Or yours.
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@RexChapman And contraceptives. Griswold v. Connecticut.
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@scottbraddock @GregAbbott_TX @DanPatrick It might be a good story to see how many of those business interests have been donors to him for the last 30 years. I suspect all of them.
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@BuzzPatterson Tell us that you are a racist without saying that you are a racist.
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@smerconish Don’t ever call yourself a journalist again. Jill was included in his decision to run again. You’re no longer an independent as you claim. You’re actively whipping up support to run him out of office. Your wife should intervene in your career path decisions.
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@SenTedCruz Nice try at diversion cop killer.This is the Capitol Police officer that you and your friends killed on January 6th.
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@brithume Courtesy of your TV network.
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