Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
Weโre very sorry to hear about Brett Kavanaugh's current troubles. We offer our thoughts and prayers for the entire Kavanaugh family during this difficult period. Now is not the right time to have a policy debate, so letโs not politicize the issue.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch andโฆ
On the flight over to Ireland both pilots were women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term โcockpit,โ was really apropos. We decided to call it a โclitpit,โ making it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
Older woman ahead of me at the gas station. Her cc is declined. Clerk laughs at her when she tries again. She's obviously broke so I insert my cc and look straight at the clerk and say, "don't be such an asshole." I felt better about helping her than anything I've done lately.
The Super Bowl ads about Jesus from a group calling itself, โHe Get Us,โ also donated $50 million to anti-LGBTQ hate groups. Itโs money from that $3 Billion donation made by that dead Hobby Lobby guy.
There's no hate like Christian love.
Watching Ukraine defend itself is like having a front row seat in a class on democracy. Ukrainians are not fighting each other over fake issues like vaccines and CRT. They are fighting FOR each other so future generations will enjoy the freedoms that exist in a true democracy.
During WWII, four brothers from the same Jewish family signed up to fight against the Nazis. Only one of the four brothers survived.
His grandson is the current President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky.
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I donโt care what anyone at the Texas GOP convention says, the only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump woulda charged for the Kool-Aid.
MAGA says they're going to indict Biden but that Trump can't be indicted because he's a former president and they're gonna indict Hunter because he made $5 million when his father was VP but it's okay Ivanka made $640 million when her dad was president.
Trump was investigated and rejected as an unfit person to build or manage the Star Casino in Sydney in 1987 on the grounds of having criminal connections to organized crime, specifically, the mafia. Face it, Trump has always been a crook.
If SCOTUS grants Trump immunity for the crimes he committed as president, the first thing the newly-immunized Joe Biden should do is unilaterally add DC and PR as states, reshape the Supreme Court, abolish the GOP, and restore womenโs rights and voting rights.
"Iโve never seen anything like it in a State of the Union speech โ they ran at him like a pack of lemmings and, with a wink and a grin, he politely directed them to the cliff."
- Rex Huppke
This may seem like a minor issue, but our military should stop airing Fox on TVs in mess halls and common areas. Our military supports our Constitution, but Fox pushes them in the opposite direction. We wouldn't allow other anti-American propaganda to be broadcast to our troops.
Muslims donโt recognize Jews as God's chosen people, Jews donโt recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants donโt recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Evangelicals donโt recognize each other at Hooters.
Rural America, you didn't get left behind - you chose not to keep up. Your resentment toward politicians you don't like or people who look different from you is nothing but scapegoating. Turn off Fox News and join the rest of us in electing people who'll make your life better.
Rural America, you didn't get left behind - you've chosen not to keep up. Your resentment toward politicians you donโt like or people who look different from you is nothing but scapegoating. Turn off Fox News and join the rest of us in electing people who'll help you succeed.
Iโll respect Marjorie Taylor Greeneโs privacy surrounding her husband filing for divorce from her about as much as she respects the privacy of a womanโs deeply personal medical and reproductive choices.
MAGA is hopping mad about Biden calling out white supremacists. I'm white and I don't think it's bad because I'm not a white supremacist. If they feel personally attacked because Biden denounced white supremacy, they might want to think about why they feel that way.
You know what erodes the public trust of the Supreme Court? Justices who lie under oath just so they can impose their own religious views upon the rest of the country.
My boyfriend and I made a list of people we could have sex with if we ever got the chance. He chose Margot Robbie, Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson. I chose my daughter's biology teacher, the barista at Starbucks, and his younger bother.
Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame.
Dennis Hastert: Child molester.
John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus.
Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust.
Kevin McCarthy: Forced out by Freedom Caucus.
American politics isnโt broken, just the GOP.
Rural America, you didn't get left behind - you chose not to keep up. Your resentment toward politicians you don't like or people who look different from you is nothing but scapegoating. Turn off Fox and join us in electing people who'll make your life better.
#WhiteRuralRage
[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite comedian, Bob Saget, my favorite actor, Ray Liotta, and my favorite singer, Naomi Judd. I just wanted to let you know my favorite politician is Donald Trump."
When Trump dies, he will not lay in state at the Capitol. His outcast family will have a wake for him at Mar-a-Lago, theyโll bury him on a golf course, and heโll go down in history as one of the greatest stains on our nation.
Mike Johnson is not the Johnson who spent July 4 in Moscow, that was Senator Ron Johnson. If you're having trouble keeping your Johnsons straight Lauren Boebert will be happy to lend a hand.
Alex Jones plot twist; the texts includes โintimate textsโ with Roger Stone. If this turns out to be a Stone bones Jones story it may break the internet.
The Supreme Court took 72 hours to hand the election to Bush in 2000. Now itโs โWeโll hear the arguments in April and let you know around June.โ Thanks to people who couldnโt bring themselves to vote for Clinton, this court will be a cancer on the country for decades to come.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
@CarterCenter
@BeschlossDC
As a young lieutenant, Jimmy Carter saved a nuclear reactor in Canada by exposing himself to radiation in order to repair a damaged fuel rod. He peed radioactive urine for months after.
Fair winds & following seas, President Carter.
The Carters turned over their peanut farm to a blind trust when Jimmy became president while Jared and Ivanka made $640 Million working in the White House.
Rosalynn lived a life of dignity, integrity and public service. ๐
Rural America is vanishing because it has voted against its economic interests for decades in order to pursue a backward social agenda. It voted itself out of the middle class, and now wants to blame others.
#WhiteRuralRage
So the Secret Service, working for Trump, was gonna take Pence away from the Capitol so he couldnโt certify the election and then the Secret Service deleted all the texts for January 6?
Am I all caught up?
"If it weren't for cancer, I'd say I've had the perfect life. But if it weren't for cancer, would I even realize this?'
One year cancer-free today. ๐๐๐
[bedtime prayer]
"Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite comedian, Bob Saget, my favorite actor, Ray Liotta, and my favorite singer, Naomi Judd. I just wanted to let you know my favorite Supreme Court Justice is Clarence Thomas."
Donald Trump called California Psychics to ask whether he'd win the election. The psychic said she saw a huge parade with millions of happy Americans waving flags. When Trump asked if he looked good on TV the psychic replied, "I don't know the casket was closed."
Am I the only one who didnโt know that Barron is fluent in Slovenian and he and Melania speak it in front of Donald? What do you think theyโre saying?
Jordan and Comer say Hunter Biden wasn't qualified to be on Burisma's board because he isn't an energy expert so can someone please tell me why Nikki Haley was on Boeing's board?
Earlier this week I had to be taken by ambulance to an Irish ER to treat a broken rib. Blood tests, x-rays, treatment (bandaging mostly), etc., by a highly professional medical staff in a good hospital. Cost to me? Nothing, except for the taxi back to the hotel. Thanks, Ireland!