Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.
Take all the time you need with that.
In Georgia you can decide to buy a firearm to slaughter 8 innocent people AND purchase it that same day.
In Georgia you can't decide to vote AND vote that same day.
Dear
@usairforce
,
What’s your General doing dressed in uniform at a Trump campaign event? Or did Donald find another Stolen Valor schmuck to play dress-up? Last I checked LARPing for a candidate in uniform is not permitted. Figure a General would know that.
If a gunman drove to three donut shops shooting people and 6 of the 8 victims were police, would the cops believe for a second that the shooter was motivated by his struggle with healthy eating? 🤔
My folks came to visit and are upset that I have parental controls set up and they can’t watch Fox News without putting in my code. So they’re watching my shows because they are refusing to type in 666 to watch Fox News. 😂
My employees get Christmas bonuses every year, whether I can comfortably afford it or not. One of my new hires just came in almost in tears to thank me for his. It's the first bonus he's ever received. He's 55yo. If you want to know why employees "aren't loyal", wonder no more.
Nothing says “Christ like” more than
@Franklin_Graham
flying his $35M private jet from Boone, NC to Eagle Pass, TX for the opportunity to tell brown people they aren’t welcome.
After she complained about a partial video being played, the Judge ordered that the entire video be played....it started with: "We can't allow the transfer of power to happen peacefully." ~
@repmtg
which had not been previously offered into evidence. 😂🤣😂
I don't GAF what your 21st century pastor believes a 17th century King meant when he told priests to take passages from 4th century scribes who wrote about what they believe a 1st century goat herder saw. Not a single f*ck. Keep you religious interpretations out of my government.
The guy on the right, Enrique Tarrio, has just been found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy against the United States of America. His co-conspirators
@DanCrenshawTX
@tedcruz
@DonaldJTrumpJr
and
@SarahHuckabee
are very upset these photos are publicly available so DO NOT retweet them.
While 9yo children around the globe are learning to be proficient in a second or third language, American children are learning that if you smear your dead classmate's blood on your face, you can trick a mass shooter into believing you are already dead.
Yesterday traitor
@TTuberville
made a wisecrack about 80yo President Biden being able to walk down stairs and today video emerges of Traitor Tommy, when he was 60yo, smashing his best side down some stairs. Karma. Love it.
Dear Ethel,
The Battle of Montgomery is lost. After our surprise attack against the guard, the enemy brought reinforcements. Cletus lost his tooth, Jebediah took a chair to the head, and Agnes was tossed in the river. Send bail money.
Love always,
Chadburne
#2dCivilWarLetters
If Alec Baldwin and the armorer can be charged with crimes, surely parents who give their children access to firearms can be charged when those kids go shoot someone, right?
I’m not a Christian but I admire Christians like Jimmy Carter who never had to mention that he was a Christian, you knew it by his actions. Franklin Graham on the other hand can’t stop talking about being a Christian because NOTHING he says or does would show us he’s a Christian.
The 911 operator kept hanging up on the shooting victims, Texas Law Enforcement didn’t even bother to show up for more than 30 minutes, and the shooter being a felon who was able to legally buy the gun because Texas has no background checks.
@GregAbbott_TX
is incompetent!
If you want to know what MAGA Republicans care about, they’ve raised more money for David DePape’s defense in 48hours than they raised to help the victims of the Mass Shooting in Raleigh four weeks ago.
If you think waiting on the airport tarmac is annoying, the MAGA pontoon captain was asked for 45 minutes to move his boat and he refused. The folks on the Riverboat were subjected to the MAGAts flipping them off for 45 minutes before his family attacked the co-captain.
This morning on my way to work I caught a "big macho alpha male" yelling and screaming obscenities a woman at the store. Without even thinking I flipped into Marine Corps mode, got in his face, used my "DI voice" and that piece of shit slunk away like a coward. F*ck that sh*t!
As a middle-aged white male who got out of a Jeep emblazoned with Marine Corps stickers, the MAGA Republicans in ‘the gauntlet’ were shocked and very upset when I told them to “Get f*cked. I don’t vote for traitors.”
#VoteBlueIn2022
#EarlyVoting
For those wondering how serious the terrorist attack in Moore County, NC is: when we left Southern Pines there was no working cell towers or internet, even for our phones. It took driving to the neighboring county to find out what was going on. Good luck calling 911.
#MooreCounty
I wonder how many people would have been saved yesterday if they received a text that said: "Mass Shooter Alert: white male, wearing camouflage, carrying rifle. Hedingham/Neuse Trail area. Hide. Shelter in place."
The
@GOP
prohibited Raleigh citizens from receiving those alerts.
There isn’t a teacher shortage. There is a shortage of people willing to live in poverty while spending their own money to buy school supplies in order to effectively teach your children.
I’m enjoying my 2nd cup of coffee and my freedom this morning while ex-Marine and current
@GOP
Proud Boy traitor Dominic Pezzola wakes up in prison. God Bless America!
Update: Moore County Sheriff went to a suspect’s house & prayed WITH them. Not fingerprinted them, or check for gunpowder residue, or check their weapons/ammo, or investigate alibis. Prayed with them…right inline with the freaks claiming responsibility for the terrorist attack.
The Tommy Tuberville Foundation was founded by
@SenTuberville
. It claimed to raise money to assist military and veterans. Not surprisingly, 82% of the donations went directly to Tuberville and his wife. After being investigated,
@TTuberville
's "charity" went belly up. Shocker.
Domestic terrorists destroyed Moore County’s power grid and the Moore County Sheriff who is openly sympathetic with January 6th domestic terrorists is in charge of investigating the domestic terrorism. Anyone see a problem? Anyone at all?
So...turns out Scott Baio isn't out of work because "leftist Hollywood liberals" won't hire him but rather Hollywood producers can't trust him around children. What a shock...to no one at all, ever.
I spent Sunday helping friends and family in Moore County survive the collapse of the electric grid caused by the terrorist attack. After dark we set up an outpost because there were folks casing out businesses and property. Five hours fitful sleep; been back at it since 5:30am.
In Georgia you will be arrested and put in jail for 60 days for handing out water at the polls...but if you're the first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party and vote NINE times, you only have to pay a fine.
This tracks. Brian Pritchard, the first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party, who has long pushed Trump’s so-called “big lie” that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, has been ordered to pay a fine for having illegally voted nine times.
Yesterday a MAGA Chad Bro come by the office. He noticed that I was a Marine. He asked about my “favorite gun” and was shocked it wasn’t his fav, an AR15. I replied “I’ve got a 308. If I want an AR15 I can pick up all the ARs I want at 800yds.” It took him a few to figure it out.
Ronny Jackson claims he’s a Rear Admiral. Turns out he’s really a Captain. Captain Ron…just another in a LONG line of MAGA Republican Stolen Valor Schmucks:
@RonnyJacksonTX
I haven’t heard a single Republican Plan to fix Inflation. Instead, I’ve heard numerous Republican Plans to ban abortion, ban contraception, ban marriage equality, ban history books, ban dissent, and ban corporations that don’t agree with them; none of which fixes inflation.
The
@GOP
's Orange Overlord used Giuliani to secure $2M payments for pardons. Hey
@GOPoversight
, here's a REAL crime, with real people, and real witnesses who actually exist.
After slamming his State-owned vehicle into a little old lady,
@rondesantis
fled the scene, but thanks to our two-tiered justice system he didn’t get a ticket, get charged with felony hit and run, or be the focus of a manhunt for fleeing the scene.
If Alec Baldwin and the armorer can be charged with crimes, surely people and/or parents who give children access to firearms can be charged when those kids go shoot someone, right?
What kind of slimy, lowlife (self-proclaimed) Christian Conservative man forces a woman to have sex with her so she can keep her job?
If you guessed the
@NCGOP
leader of the North Carolina House,
@NCHouseSpeaker
, you guessed right.
Went to sleep at 11, up at 5. Another fitful night of sleep but we just got another load of fuel, food, flashlights, and batteries loaded and underway to Moore County to help the folks affected by the domestic terrorist attack.
Nothing to see here folks, just a bunch of 'Every Man' and 'Regular Joe" Trust Fund Babies sitting in a gilded room with the
@GOP
Overlard trying to find a way to convince Americans that the REAL problems are poor people, Democrats, RINOs, the FBI, Bud Light and Drag Queens.
Republicans are terrified that the Wagner Group will take Moscow and find the hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of Kompromat that Putin has on them.
Immigrants walk 2,000 miles to the border with their kids and their desire to work hard to make a better life.
@SpeakerJohnson
lives in a $5M mansion, “earns” $175,000/year, works less than 100 days a year, but and won’t do his the job because Creamsicle Caligula told him not to.
The leader of the
@GOP
, who has filed for bankruptcy 6 times and owes E Jean Carroll $88M because he’s a disgusting rapist, wants to talk about NATO countries not paying their bills? GTFOHWYBS
Sometimes the
@gop
is correct. There are men who wear dresses and who are a danger to children, women, and society as a whole. Take Brett Kavanaugh, for example.
Given what we know about
@RonnyJacksonTX
drug use and drug dealing, someone should check into his firearm purchases. Did he lie on his applications? Seems like if it’s a crime for Hunter it’s a crime for Ronni, too.
#EqualJusticeUnderTheLaw
Kentucky's
@RepJamesComer
unable to find his whistleblower who just so happens to also be his Canadian girlfriend who is a model, travels a lot, and no one has ever met. 🤷♂️
I'm reading the FBI affidavit and have a question. The affidavit substitutes "FPOTUS" for Trump. Does the "F" stand for fat, felonious, filthy, facetious, flabby, flatulent, or fetid?
The 15yo Mass Shooter killed a Marine Corps veteran and a Navy veteran in Raleigh last week. Neither veteran received a “Mass Shooter Alert” because the Republican Party prohibits those Emergency Texts being sent to residents.
If you're wondering why the Religious Right spends so much time trying to convince their morons that taxing the rich is bad for America, here's why: ⬇️
In case you forgot why Kevin McCarthy wasn't chosen as Speaker when the Republicans controlled the House in 2016-2018, it's because as a "Christian Conservative Republican" his illicit affair with fellow "Christian Conservative Republican" Renee Ellmers was controversial.
Imagine being a child reading American History and finding out that a former American President committed Espionage and that the entire
@GOP
bowed before him, defended him, and protected him until he was found guilty and imprisoned.
You're living through that History now.
Wait a second, Rep James Comer said Rudy Giuliani’s source (who was just arrested for being a Russian agent) was the House Republican’s “star witness”. Huh.
The "richest man in the world" and the "richest ex-President ever" are both desperately begging Americans for money to finance their lifestyles.
Take all the time you need with that one.
Dear Lord,
Not only is
@RonDeSantisFL
an imbecile but so is the team of
@FloridaGOP
members who misspelled the word twelve on their list of books they’ve approved for students to read. This would be comical if it wasn’t real.
As a white attorney who’s seen hundreds of black men railroaded by the criminal justice system just because of the color of their skin, it enrages me that trump remains free.
We all know that
@RepMTG
is no genius, but surely one of
@mtgreenee
's staff members would have warned her about putting up signs that can turn into memes, right?
This was my grocery store three years ago today when the
@GOP
’s Overlard was in charge.
Thank you to the 82 Million Americans who voted for President Biden!