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Mud Marine, Jeeper, Harley rider, Grandpa, Business Owner. I don’t argue with people John Brown would have shot. #VetsAgainstGOP #VetsForBiden #DemVoice1

North Carolina, USA
Joined June 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom. Take all the time you need with that.
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When you see employers complaining they can’t find people willing to work for them ⬇️
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In Georgia you can decide to buy a firearm to slaughter 8 innocent people AND purchase it that same day. In Georgia you can't decide to vote AND vote that same day.
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GOP Congressman John Rose from Tennessee with his child bride whom he started dating at the age of 16. But sure, gay people are the problem.
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Dear @usairforce , What’s your General doing dressed in uniform at a Trump campaign event? Or did Donald find another Stolen Valor schmuck to play dress-up? Last I checked LARPing for a candidate in uniform is not permitted. Figure a General would know that.
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If a gunman drove to three donut shops shooting people and 6 of the 8 victims were police, would the cops believe for a second that the shooter was motivated by his struggle with healthy eating? 🤔
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My folks came to visit and are upset that I have parental controls set up and they can’t watch Fox News without putting in my code. So they’re watching my shows because they are refusing to type in 666 to watch Fox News. 😂
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You’re complaining about $3.75/gallon gas while a mom is giving her 4 month old to grandpa so she can leave to fight Russian troops.
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My employees get Christmas bonuses every year, whether I can comfortably afford it or not. One of my new hires just came in almost in tears to thank me for his. It's the first bonus he's ever received. He's 55yo. If you want to know why employees "aren't loyal", wonder no more.
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Nothing says “Christ like” more than @Franklin_Graham flying his $35M private jet from Boone, NC to Eagle Pass, TX for the opportunity to tell brown people they aren’t welcome.
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After she complained about a partial video being played, the Judge ordered that the entire video be played....it started with: "We can't allow the transfer of power to happen peacefully." ~ @repmtg which had not been previously offered into evidence. 😂🤣😂
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I don't GAF what your 21st century pastor believes a 17th century King meant when he told priests to take passages from 4th century scribes who wrote about what they believe a 1st century goat herder saw. Not a single f*ck. Keep you religious interpretations out of my government.
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Republicans are very angry that they are being judged by the content of their character not by the color of their skin.
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The guy on the right, Enrique Tarrio, has just been found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy against the United States of America. His co-conspirators @DanCrenshawTX @tedcruz @DonaldJTrumpJr and @SarahHuckabee are very upset these photos are publicly available so DO NOT retweet them.
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Republicans are fine with this picture but lose their minds seeing Taylor Swift cheering for Kansas City. Go figure.
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Rush Limbaugh welcoming Pat Robertson home.
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Straight white Conservative Christian Republican men are too emotional for politics.
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This says it all, doesn’t it @LeaderMcConnell ?
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While 9yo children around the globe are learning to be proficient in a second or third language, American children are learning that if you smear your dead classmate's blood on your face, you can trick a mass shooter into believing you are already dead.
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Yesterday traitor @TTuberville made a wisecrack about 80yo President Biden being able to walk down stairs and today video emerges of Traitor Tommy, when he was 60yo, smashing his best side down some stairs. Karma. Love it.
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Dear Ethel, The Battle of Montgomery is lost. After our surprise attack against the guard, the enemy brought reinforcements. Cletus lost his tooth, Jebediah took a chair to the head, and Agnes was tossed in the river. Send bail money. Love always, Chadburne #2dCivilWarLetters
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I wear a mask despite being fully vaccinated so no one confuses me for a dumbass Republican.
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If Alec Baldwin and the armorer can be charged with crimes, surely parents who give their children access to firearms can be charged when those kids go shoot someone, right?
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The Houthi terrorists have won the toss and elected to receive.
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I’m not a Christian but I admire Christians like Jimmy Carter who never had to mention that he was a Christian, you knew it by his actions. Franklin Graham on the other hand can’t stop talking about being a Christian because NOTHING he says or does would show us he’s a Christian.
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The 911 operator kept hanging up on the shooting victims, Texas Law Enforcement didn’t even bother to show up for more than 30 minutes, and the shooter being a felon who was able to legally buy the gun because Texas has no background checks. @GregAbbott_TX is incompetent!
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Breaking News: Hunter Biden announces plans to change his name to @HerschelWalker so the Republican Party will ignore his past.
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If you want to know what MAGA Republicans care about, they’ve raised more money for David DePape’s defense in 48hours than they raised to help the victims of the Mass Shooting in Raleigh four weeks ago.
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If you think waiting on the airport tarmac is annoying, the MAGA pontoon captain was asked for 45 minutes to move his boat and he refused. The folks on the Riverboat were subjected to the MAGAts flipping them off for 45 minutes before his family attacked the co-captain.
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This morning on my way to work I caught a "big macho alpha male" yelling and screaming obscenities a woman at the store. Without even thinking I flipped into Marine Corps mode, got in his face, used my "DI voice" and that piece of shit slunk away like a coward. F*ck that sh*t!
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Ouch.
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As a middle-aged white male who got out of a Jeep emblazoned with Marine Corps stickers, the MAGA Republicans in ‘the gauntlet’ were shocked and very upset when I told them to “Get f*cked. I don’t vote for traitors.” #VoteBlueIn2022 #EarlyVoting
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For those wondering how serious the terrorist attack in Moore County, NC is: when we left Southern Pines there was no working cell towers or internet, even for our phones. It took driving to the neighboring county to find out what was going on. Good luck calling 911. #MooreCounty
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I wonder how many people would have been saved yesterday if they received a text that said: "Mass Shooter Alert: white male, wearing camouflage, carrying rifle. Hedingham/Neuse Trail area. Hide. Shelter in place." The @GOP prohibited Raleigh citizens from receiving those alerts.
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There isn’t a teacher shortage. There is a shortage of people willing to live in poverty while spending their own money to buy school supplies in order to effectively teach your children.
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I’m enjoying my 2nd cup of coffee and my freedom this morning while ex-Marine and current @GOP Proud Boy traitor Dominic Pezzola wakes up in prison. God Bless America!
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Turns out it wasn’t Devil Worship and Rock-n-Roll that was going to destroy America…it was Conservative Christian Republicans and Fox News.
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The look on Gym Jordan’s face says it all.
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Update: Moore County Sheriff went to a suspect’s house & prayed WITH them. Not fingerprinted them, or check for gunpowder residue, or check their weapons/ammo, or investigate alibis. Prayed with them…right inline with the freaks claiming responsibility for the terrorist attack.
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Putting God into schools will stop mass shootings in the same way putting God in Church stops Christian leaders from molesting children.
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The Tommy Tuberville Foundation was founded by @SenTuberville . It claimed to raise money to assist military and veterans. Not surprisingly, 82% of the donations went directly to Tuberville and his wife. After being investigated, @TTuberville 's "charity" went belly up. Shocker.
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Hey @KatieBrittforAL , this is YOUR Alabama. Why didn’t you do something about your friend sexually torturing and murdering his victim?
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Alabama young republicans county vice chairman & Senator Tom Butler’s campaign chairman, Kyle Lewter, has been arrested for sexual torture & murder.
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The silence of American Christian leaders not condemning DeSantis and Abbott is deafening.
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Congratulations @AlinaHabba ! You turned E Jean Carroll’s $5M into $83.3M pretty quick! Even Bidenomics doesn’t give us THAT quick of a return. 🤣
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Domestic terrorists destroyed Moore County’s power grid and the Moore County Sheriff who is openly sympathetic with January 6th domestic terrorists is in charge of investigating the domestic terrorism. Anyone see a problem? Anyone at all?
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So...turns out Scott Baio isn't out of work because "leftist Hollywood liberals" won't hire him but rather Hollywood producers can't trust him around children. What a shock...to no one at all, ever.
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Now you know, @scottbaio is a piece of shit
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Why hasn't Brett Favre been charged and arresting for defrauding American taxpayers of $5M he stole?
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I spent Sunday helping friends and family in Moore County survive the collapse of the electric grid caused by the terrorist attack. After dark we set up an outpost because there were folks casing out businesses and property. Five hours fitful sleep; been back at it since 5:30am.
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“Totally shocked” that a Trust Fund baby whose family plundered the natural resources of South Africa during Apartheid would be a lying racist POS.
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In Georgia you will be arrested and put in jail for 60 days for handing out water at the polls...but if you're the first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party and vote NINE times, you only have to pay a fine.
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This tracks. Brian Pritchard, the first vice chairman of the Georgia Republican Party, who has long pushed Trump’s so-called “big lie” that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, has been ordered to pay a fine for having illegally voted nine times.
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Yesterday a MAGA Chad Bro come by the office. He noticed that I was a Marine. He asked about my “favorite gun” and was shocked it wasn’t his fav, an AR15. I replied “I’ve got a 308. If I want an AR15 I can pick up all the ARs I want at 800yds.” It took him a few to figure it out.
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All of @RonDeSantis and @CaseyDeSantis dreams have been dashed. 😂🤣😂
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I'll take a Massachusetts atheist over a Florida Christian any day of the week.
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It should be noted that Donald Trump is unable to travel to France because he had to surrender his passport after being charged with 91 felonies.
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Donald Trump: “I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or the south of France, which I would prefer to being in this country frankly." America first?
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Of all the things that didn't happen, these two things didn't happen the mostest.
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Ronny Jackson claims he’s a Rear Admiral. Turns out he’s really a Captain. Captain Ron…just another in a LONG line of MAGA Republican Stolen Valor Schmucks: @RonnyJacksonTX
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I haven’t heard a single Republican Plan to fix Inflation. Instead, I’ve heard numerous Republican Plans to ban abortion, ban contraception, ban marriage equality, ban history books, ban dissent, and ban corporations that don’t agree with them; none of which fixes inflation.
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After slamming his State-owned vehicle into a little old lady, @rondesantis fled the scene, but thanks to our two-tiered justice system he didn’t get a ticket, get charged with felony hit and run, or be the focus of a manhunt for fleeing the scene.
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Three years ago Herman Cain was admitted to the ICU because he preferred Trump over science. He never left until he was room temperature.
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Despite what the media, movies, and Republicans try to portray, the majority of drug dealers are just like @RonnyJacksonTX .
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If Alec Baldwin and the armorer can be charged with crimes, surely people and/or parents who give children access to firearms can be charged when those kids go shoot someone, right?
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What kind of slimy, lowlife (self-proclaimed) Christian Conservative man forces a woman to have sex with her so she can keep her job? If you guessed the @NCGOP leader of the North Carolina House, @NCHouseSpeaker , you guessed right.
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Went to sleep at 11, up at 5. Another fitful night of sleep but we just got another load of fuel, food, flashlights, and batteries loaded and underway to Moore County to help the folks affected by the domestic terrorist attack.
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Nothing to see here folks, just a bunch of 'Every Man' and 'Regular Joe" Trust Fund Babies sitting in a gilded room with the @GOP Overlard trying to find a way to convince Americans that the REAL problems are poor people, Democrats, RINOs, the FBI, Bud Light and Drag Queens.
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Republicans are terrified that the Wagner Group will take Moscow and find the hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of Kompromat that Putin has on them.
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Immigrants walk 2,000 miles to the border with their kids and their desire to work hard to make a better life. @SpeakerJohnson lives in a $5M mansion, “earns” $175,000/year, works less than 100 days a year, but and won’t do his the job because Creamsicle Caligula told him not to.
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But wait, I thought the January 6th Insurrection was the FBI, CIA, AntiFa, and the Bureau of Land Management, @repmtg ?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: If I had it my way, we would have been successful on January 6 and Joe Biden wouldn't be president
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The GOP banished @AdamKinzinger for telling the truth and embraced George Santos for telling lies.
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Censure, my ass. James Comer and Jim Jordan are God Damned traitors. Lock them TF up and throw away the keys!
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When the Democrats take back the House, they need to censure James Comer and Jim Jordan, and remove them from their committees.
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The @PGATOUR chose payments from terrorists over America.
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The leader of the @GOP , who has filed for bankruptcy 6 times and owes E Jean Carroll $88M because he’s a disgusting rapist, wants to talk about NATO countries not paying their bills? GTFOHWYBS
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Sometimes the @gop is correct. There are men who wear dresses and who are a danger to children, women, and society as a whole. Take Brett Kavanaugh, for example.
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Why hasn’t @BrettFavre been arrested for Welfare Fraud?
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After threatening a Judge, Abigail Jo Shry of Alvin, Texas is learning that her part in the MAGAts 2nd Civil War has ended. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 #FAFO #Loser #GOPisATerroristOrganization
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Given what we know about @RonnyJacksonTX drug use and drug dealing, someone should check into his firearm purchases. Did he lie on his applications? Seems like if it’s a crime for Hunter it’s a crime for Ronni, too. #EqualJusticeUnderTheLaw
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“Donald Trump drew the largest audience ever to witness an Iowa campaign event, period, both in person and around the globe”. ~ @seanspicer
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Happy Law and Order Day to all who celebrate. #TrumpArraignment
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I'm reading the FBI affidavit and have a question. The affidavit substitutes "FPOTUS" for Trump. Does the "F" stand for fat, felonious, filthy, facetious, flabby, flatulent, or fetid?
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Clarence Thomas has committed more tax fraud and tax evasion than Hunter Biden.
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The 15yo Mass Shooter killed a Marine Corps veteran and a Navy veteran in Raleigh last week. Neither veteran received a “Mass Shooter Alert” because the Republican Party prohibits those Emergency Texts being sent to residents.
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Dear Caitlyn, You gave us the Kardashians. You've already done more than enough to destroy California. Yours truly, The World
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This is Creamsicle Caligula’s way of letting @AlinaHabba know she can put her invoices for her legal fees into the circular filing cabinet. 🤣
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Why does "God's Plan" never include Republicans doing the right thing?
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If you're wondering why the Religious Right spends so much time trying to convince their morons that taxing the rich is bad for America, here's why: ⬇️
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BREAKING 🚨 @karilake now losing by 37,743 after a new batch from Pima County!! #scarykari
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In case you forgot why Kevin McCarthy wasn't chosen as Speaker when the Republicans controlled the House in 2016-2018, it's because as a "Christian Conservative Republican" his illicit affair with fellow "Christian Conservative Republican" Renee Ellmers was controversial.
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Imagine being a child reading American History and finding out that a former American President committed Espionage and that the entire @GOP bowed before him, defended him, and protected him until he was found guilty and imprisoned. You're living through that History now.
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Wait a second, Rep James Comer said Rudy Giuliani’s source (who was just arrested for being a Russian agent) was the House Republican’s “star witness”. Huh.
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Turns out Rudy's source in Ukraine for gathering dirt on Hunter Biden has been arrested as a Russian agent. Anyone shocked?
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MAGA Republicans are stunned that Americans 65 and older aren't impressed with the Republican Party's plan to gut Social Security. Weird.
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"Nobody expected this." President Biden has 60 percent support from voters 65 and older, according to new Quinnipiac polling.
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The "richest man in the world" and the "richest ex-President ever" are both desperately begging Americans for money to finance their lifestyles. Take all the time you need with that one.
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As a white attorney who’s seen hundreds of black men railroaded by the criminal justice system just because of the color of their skin, it enrages me that trump remains free.
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The @GOP insults the sacrifices that every member of the military and our veterans have made with garbage like this. ⬇️
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I think your wife needs to see her doctor, not look at the bathroom schedule you posted on the fridge.
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We all know that @RepMTG is no genius, but surely one of @mtgreenee 's staff members would have warned her about putting up signs that can turn into memes, right?
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This was my grocery store three years ago today when the @GOP ’s Overlard was in charge. Thank you to the 82 Million Americans who voted for President Biden!
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Breaking: The @GOP ’s Sexual Predator has demanded that @CNN pay him $5M to allow @kaitlancollins to host the Townhall citing “Last minute expenses”.
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