Christine @guelphgirlchris Twitter profile

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Christine

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“In some states, the law allows a baby to be born from its mother’s womb in the ninth month. This has to change.” - Donald Trump

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4 years

When my sister in-law was a waitress in Canada, she was taking drink orders from a group of Americans. They each ordered a glass of red wine. She suggested they choose a LITRE instead. They spoke among themselves and one man put up his hand and said - “I’ll be the leader.”

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My family lives in Canada. Every one of them who are no longer working as a result of COVID19, filed their claims online and they each had $2,000.00 directly deposited into their bank accounts the next day. This is a monthly payment. Trudeau is following through in a big way.

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2 months

Call the fire dept. Marge just got burned! 😂

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3 months

It’s HER fucking song, you little shit weasel. @benshapiro

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21 days

I just can’t. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

I lost my brother yesterday. He didn’t die. He joined the Proud Boys.

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Trump, heading back to Mar a Lago.

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28 days

😂 Awesome!

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2 months

Trucker’s strike making HUGE impact on NY. Nothing but empty shelves. 😂

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2 months

Mad respect for Drew Carey. He’s not afraid of the MAGA backlash.

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2 months

Karma baby!

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3 months

It’s “Senior Hookers Night” at Mar-a-Lago. Dinner served at 4:00 pm.

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3 months

So, no one bothered to notice trump’s six fingers on his right hand? 🤣 Fucking mouth breathers.

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23 days

“Oh my God! You killed me!” 🤣

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4 years

I lost my brother today. He’s not dead. He’s a Trump supporter and he’s Canadian.

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4 months

So, no voter ID? 🤔

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Iowans voting, writing their candidate’s name on a piece of paper, throwing it into the paper bag to be tallied

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1 month

Should’ve stayed home, Grannie. Enjoy prison.

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4 years

My Aunt tested positive for COVID on Thursday and died alone in her hospital room on Saturday evening. 😪 This virus is a Motherfucker!

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4 years

My sons didn’t even remember my birthday. No phone calls or texts. I am beyond crushed. 😢

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3 years

Today I am officially 60 years old. How in the hell did this happen so fast?

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4 years

Not only is Trudeau giving Canadians $2,000.00/mth and increase baby bonuses by $300/mth per child, schools have provided each student with a laptop and wi-fi, if they need it, so they can continue with their schoolwork. I love my Prime Minister!

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2 months

I’m confused. How the fuck is he driving without looking at the road?

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4 years

There is nothing more satisfying than when your ex husband, who cheated and lied, comes begging for sympathy and help, when he gets arrested for D.U.I., while on his way to his girlfriend’s house, and I tell him to go fuck himself. It’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood. 💋

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2 months

It’s truly amazing how stupid Trump supporters are. 😳

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2 months

CPAC: C ongregation of P edophiles A ssholes and C onspiracy theorists

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4 years

This ICU nurse needs to be fired.

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4 years

I got a DM from Ellen Degeneres (with 23 followers), thanking me for being a fan and telling me that I won $150,000.00 and a brand new car! All I had to do was click on a link to get my prize. I often wonder if there is anyone dumb enough to fall for this shit.

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4 months

Video of Ashli Babbitt’s shooting. Totally justified.

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4 days

“WHAT THE FUCK?” 😂

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11 days

Roseanne is a vile fucking bltch.

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Your husband needs to stop feeling rapey in elevators.

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4 years

Today I am 59 years old. Next year is gonna be a tough one. 😳

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2 months

Am I the only one who thinks the cyber truck is ugly as fuck?

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3 years

So my Proud Boys brother refuses to take the COVID vaccine because “Bill Gates is funding it and he is having micro chips put in the vaccine so he could track our movements.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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2 months

OMG! 🤣

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4 years

Canada has flattened the curve, yet schools will open in Sept. with major changes. Half of students in class, with the other half participating online from home. Switched up every other week. Gov. made sure all kids had laptops and wi-fi. Trump, take note. That’s how it’s done.

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4 years

Remember when Trump said he could not throw out the first pitch today at Yankee Stadium because he would be too busy working on COVID? He is in Bedminster, golfing.

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2 months

“I just fucking shot myself.”

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3 years

I just got a dm from Prince Charles. He has 8 followers and he wants to meet me. So excited!

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@guelphgirlchris

1 month

Now you know, @scottbaio is a piece of shit

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10 days

Trump, presenting the former Prime Minister of Japan the keys to the White House at Mar a Lago last night. He’s a private citizen. What the fuck is he doing?!

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@guelphgirlchris

4 years

I visited my 13 year old Grandson recently and noticed he had new armpit hair. Me: “OMG, you have armpit hair!” Carter: “You should see my nuts!”

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4 years

Justin Trudeau is now giving $500.00/week to parents of children under 12, who cannot attend school or daycare due to COVID. Just saying.....that’s leadership.

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7 days

Trump supporter?

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3 months

This idiot paid $5,000.00 for those cheap ass shoes.

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2 months

This will always be funny. 😂

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3 months

I think I hurt his feelings. 😢

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@guelphgirlchris

4 years

My Dad was suspended from Twitter yesterday for saying that Pres. Lump should be tarred and feathered. I mean, really? 🤔

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1 month

Cheating fucker with his little minions. 😳

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1 month

Junior is high as fuck. 😵‍💫

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5 years

I don’t know who made this video, but - WELL DONE! 😂

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2 years

My grandkids’ new mastiff puppy, Stella. She’s only 8 weeks old. She’s gonna be HUGE!

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4 years

American Factory just won an Oscar. This film was produced by Barack and Michelle Obama. Suck on that @realDonaldTrump .

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2 months

This AI Trump video is funny as hell. 🤣

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4 years

During his West Point speach, Trump tried to drink a glass of water and couldn’t do it without using both hands. What is going on with him?

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1 month

I’ll just leave this here. 😂

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2 months

@WaitingForPerot Sadly, no.

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Maybe cut back on the mangos.

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4 years

Hey, @realDonaldTrump , Look who just got nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Once again, IT’S NOT YOU! 😂

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4 years

There is no way in hell that Trump had COVID. This was a political stunt to resume his rallies, by showing people he beat it and it’s no big deal. He is risking people’s lives to soothe his massive ego.

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3 months

I just introduced a resolution that says I am 105 lbs and the reigning Miss Universe.

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Matt Gaetz & Elise Stefanik are introducing a resolution that says Trump didn’t engage in insurrection.

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Lara Trump celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility. @LaraLeaTrump

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My ex husband had all his teeth pulled to get dentures. He was trying to look better so he could start fucking around. One day, he started yelling at me (again), and as he went into a rage, his new teeth went flying out of his mouth, fell on the floor and broke. I think I won.

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4 years

@DiamondandSilk THESE people are out of touch 👇🏻

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2 months

@ThisIsKyleR Cry harder, you murdering asshole. @ThisIsKyleR

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3 months

And THAT’S how it’s done!

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4 years

Prediction: When Trump loses in November, Melania will divorce his ass.

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2 months

Kanye is untalented and waaay overrated. Prove me wrong.

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4 years

Jesus, how much work has she had done?

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2 months

I adopted 12 babies today.

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1 year

@Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk The man builds NOTHING. 🙄😂

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@LauraLoomer @LoomerUnleashed Only a brilliant “investigative journalist” such as yourself, would post on twitter, bragging about your great skills, claiming a gotcha moment with Jack Smith, then realizing it was a parody account, only to delete your tweet in embarrassment. Nice get, asshole. @lauraloomer

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@Timcast Cry harder, Tiny Tim. @Timcast

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2 months

Expensive piece of garbage.

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Britney’s not okay.

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3 years

@ksorbs Trump was President for most of January. Am I doing this right?

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1 year

@DineshDSouza So, Republicans don’t care about the American people, just revenge. Got it.

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3 months

Alina Habba, after learning trump is shopping for a new lawyer.

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Wanna know why no one will hire you? Buy a mirror.

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@DiamondandSilk Hey, it’s Cubic Zirconia and Polyester! Two of the most “out of touch” people on the planet.

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1 year

@OliLondonTV Am I missing something? This IS you, right? 👇🏻🤔

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This crazy bitch is implying this guy is a pedo because he ordered a happy meal and has no kids.

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Jesus, Roseanne is messed up .🤪

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Trucker Mark wants you to know he has a refrigerated truck with food in it that’s not going to NY. 😂

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3 years

My car needs $3,500 in repairs that are covered by warranty. Dealer told me warranty ended last year, even though the vehicle is 4 years old with a 5 year warranty. Apparently, the warranty started the moment the car was dropped at dealership, NOT when purchased. Fucking pissed!

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“The baby is born. The baby is executed after birth.” - Donald Trump (in blackface)

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Her plastic surgeon should be arrested. 😳

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4 years

How could Trump have voted in Florida today when he already mailed in his ballot? Isn’t that voter fraud? 🤔

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3 years

Am I the only person who thinks Pfizer just gave Trump a big “Fuck you”, by keeping the results of the vaccine trial from the public until AFTER the election?

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@RealMattCouch @PuppetCarlson @mattgaetz @GuntherEagleman @GiaMMacool @Jamierodr14 @GaetaSusan @KatTheHammer1 @ericmetaxas @MyDCPatriot @Beard_Vet Barbara Walters was a well respected journalist. Fucker Carlson is a conspiracy theorist and propagandist. @TuckerCarlson @RealMattCouch

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@LayahHeilpern

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4 years

@NikkiHaley @realDonaldTrump We know how much he wanted a blowout convention. He wasn’t being “selfless” when he cancelled; he was scared that no one would show up and he would be embarrassed again. He couldn’t handle the rejection.

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@EliseStefanik Will you also be demanding that Judge Aileen Cannon recuse herself from Trump’s classified documents case because she is a Trump appointed Judge and therefore holds “blatant judicial bias”? @EliseStefanik

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@ClayTravis You, hating someone who cares about the health and well-being of others, tells me all I need to know about you.

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2 months

Little bastard got what he deserved.

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2 months

That was hard to listen to.

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Jesus Christ. 🙄

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@Scottcrates First, she needs to get a one bedroom instead of two. Next, she needs to shut the fuck up and start acting like an adult.

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I don’t believe anything coming from the White House. It is possible Trump is lying about having COVID as a way of backing out of the election and saving face because he is getting killed in the polls. Thoughts?

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