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@thegoodgodabove

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As requested by the owner of this website, I have added ‘parody’ to my name so that no one ever gets confused and so he doesn’t cancel Me. It is so nice that comedy is legal again. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.

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Trump went to the World Series and got booed. Trump went to a UFC fight and got booed. Trump went to Kentucky and the next day the state elected a Democrat Governor. You’re welcome.

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THOU SHALT NOT TAKE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS AND PUT THEM IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO SAY THESE THINGS

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WHO NOT TO BLAME FOR MASS SHOOTINGS: 1. Videogames 2. Lack of prayer WHO TO BLAME: 1. The shooter 2. White nationalist terrorists 3. White nationalist terrorist leader Donald Trump 4. Everyone who supports Donald Trump 5. Anyone who votes for do-nothing Republicans

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3 years

i wish the vatican was as hard on pedophilia by their clergy as they are on a loving marriage between two consenting adults

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OJ Simpson has been on Twitter for 24 hours and already has over 500k followers. At this rate he will be the next president. You people are a bunch of fucked up morons.

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1 year

i can’t believe twitter is gonna end without Mark Hamill following my account, this was all for naught.

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2 years

imagine being the richest man on the planet and begging Stephen King for 8 bucks lmao

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I'm sorry, humans. My favorite Taylor Hawkins / Foo Fighter moment was when the band trolled the Westboro Baptist Church. Instant sainthood granted.

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NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt not mock the plague as a hoax for a year and then be first in line to get the vaccine whilst tossing $600 at the peasants and then continue to pretend you’re a ‘good Christian’

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4 years

Last week I read about a mother who couldn’t pay for an ER visit for her child so the hospital went to court and are garnishing 35% of her wages and destroying her life. She works at McDonald’s. I also read a lot about billionaires who are very worried they might be taxed more.

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ATTENTION CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS: You don't have to make a stupid joke about 'global warming' every time it snows. Everyone already knows you're a huge fucking moron, you don't have to keep going out of your way to remind us. Thanks, God

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5 years

Dear Normal Americans, Tired of getting shot at school, the mall and church by white supremacist Trump supporters? VOTE OUT TRUMP AND EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Scott Pruitt resigned and 3 poachers got eaten by lions. Today was a good day.

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

I sunk those boats.

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5 years

Yo @realDonaldTrump , Weather forecast says heavy rain predicted in D.C. on the 4th of July. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I’m gonna make it rain on your parade. - God

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6 years

A Sikh, an atheist and a trans woman walk into a bar. They all had a drink together to celebrate their election victories.

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3 years

If you have billions of dollars and use it to go to outer space instead of saving the planet (which is literally on fire) then you are a horrible person.

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5 years

Dear Humans, Thou shalt not vote for Sean Spicer on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ for he is an abomination unto the LORD. Can I get an amen?

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Jon Stewart is a good person.

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3 years

I’m profoundly offended by Mega Churches. Build God a Mega Homeless Shelter and stop being selfish pricks.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

“Hello, police? There is a large white man in that white house down in dc and he sounds insane and i feel unsafe. I think he might be a criminal.”

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Racist people that call the cops on others for no reason should be arrested and thrown in jail for wasting police resources. Agree or disagree?

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6 years

IF YOU’RE MORE OUTRAGED OVER A HOLLYWOOD STAR BEING SMASHED THAN THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN BEING SEPARATED FROM THEIR PARENTS AND PUT IN PRISON CAMPS THEN YOU’RE A REALLY SHITTY PERSON

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5 years

My proudest creation is dogs. Dogs are the best. Can I get an amen?

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7 years

Dear Humans, I will not be accepting any more of your thoughts and prayers, effective immediately. Time to pry your hands apart and actually do something.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

I’d rather be an American than be a Republican.

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5 years

Booing a fascist while watching a baseball game is the most patriotic, American thing you could ever do.

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5 years

HOW TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN: - Impeach Trump & lock him up - Shutdown Fox News & legislate fake news - Dissolve Republican party - Dissolve Electoral College - Make a ‘no rapists’ rule for the Supreme Court - Universal healthcare - Weed legal everywhere - Edibles-for-all

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6 years

HOW CAN HALF OF YOU BE THIS FUCKING STUPID

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5 years

Trump’s concentration camps stopped trending because Trump said something racist. Jeffrey Epstein stopped trending because Trump said something racist. Republicans blocking all election security stopped trending because Trump said something racist.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY CURSE WORDS BUT NOT BY MIGRANT CHILDREN IN PRISON CAMPS THEN FUCK YOU AND FUCK TRUMP

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

at the next white house press conference all the reporters should show solidarity with @Acosta by taking a knee

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5 years

Today it was revealed that Trump has repeatedly asked homeland security to use nuclear bombs to stop hurricanes from hitting the USA, definitively proving once again that he is the dumbest motherfucker alive.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

THOU SHALT NOT USE THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY TO SILENCE FREE SPEECH BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OVERSENSITIVE LITTLE BITCH

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Conservatives are offended by a man kneeling but not by a man raping.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

You know you’re a bad person when you regularly get banned from attending funerals.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Welcome to Heaven, Anthony Bourdain. That’s right, you got into Heaven because you were a good person. Come, we’ve prepared a feast with all your favorite Earth food, plus some delicious stuff from other galaxies you haven’t tried yet.

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6 years

NEW COMMANDMENT: Thou shalt not: - Be Nazi - Help Nazis - Write an adorable Nazi bio for the NY Times - Refer to Nazis as ‘fine people’ - Vote for Nazi sympathizers I feel like this shouldn’t have to be said.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Dear Americans, PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND IMPEACH THIS CRIMINAL, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! JESUS CHRIST!!!

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

I’m #TooFarLeft because I don’t think children should be separated from their parents and put in cages. I’m #TooFarLeft because I don’t think children should be murdered at school. I’m #TooFarLeft because I care about children not being tortured or murdered.

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HARK! Thou shalt tax the income of people who make over 10 million dollars a year at a rate of 70% and use the money to provide everyone with healthcare, education and a clean environment. Can I get an amen?

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Devin Nunes is the biggest piece of shit in history.

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5 years

Are you enjoying the first day of Fall? The Fall of Trump?

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

I’m profoundly offended by Mega Churches. Build God a Mega Homeless Shelter and stop being Fake Christians.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

If you can’t go one week without a new major criminal scandal hitting the news, MAAAYBE you shouldn’t be president anymore. Can I get an amen?

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

NOTE: If you can watch a mother get shoved into a van and deported while her children watch and scream in horror and not be moved, and have no problem with it, and say “the kids should be deported too,” then you don’t have a soul.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Churches need to pay their share of taxes. Agree or disagree?

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5 years

HOW CAN ANYONE STILL SUPPORT TRUMP AFTER ALL THE THINGS HE HAS SAID AND DONE?! HOLY CRAP HOW ARE HUMANS THIS FUCKING STUPID

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Today the US Government announced the creation of a ‘religious liberty task force.’ The prophecy is complete: “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

If you’re Christian and going to church this Easter Sunday then you never get to call yourself ‘pro-life’ ever again. Can I get an amen? 🙏

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

Trump won’t be put on Mount Rushmore. There won’t be statues of him. There won’t be parks. There won’t be anything. His company will go bankrupt, his hotels will vanish from existence. He will only be remembered as the worst president in the history of the United States.

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6 years

Hey Evangelical Christian Leaders, You may be giving Trump a ‘mulligan’ for raw-dogging a porn star while his 4-month old son was home with his mother, but I am not going to forgive him. I am also not going to forgive you. You are fake Christians with fake morals. Fuck you.

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

Holy shit humans are stupid, i fucked up so bad

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Dear Men, If you think that being drunk and 17 gives a boy the right to turn up the music and cover a girl’s mouth to muffle her screams while he attempts to rape her, then you are not a man. You are a monster.

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6 years

If you’re a liberal and you refuse to vote because the candidates aren’t ‘liberal enough’ for you, then you don’t get to complain when Emperor Trump kills your family and puts you in one of his MAGA prison camps.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Alex Jones can’t eat fried chicken in public without people laughing and pointing at him and saying “DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?” and I think that is frigging awesome 😂

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

If you think AOC doesn’t deserve to be in government because she was a bartender but Donald Trump deserves to lead the government because he was on a tv show then I think that you no longer deserve the right to vote because you are an idiot.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Today gun manufacturer Colt decided to stop making AR-15s and ammosexual gun nuts are crying like triggered little babies over it. Today was a good day. 😎

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Pulling your pants down and shoving your penis into faces and hands is not ‘harmless fun’ it’s ‘fucking assault.’

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Having a little weed in your apartment does not mean cops get to break in and murder you.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

VOTE THEM OUT NEXT WEEK OR I SEND PLAGUES

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Thou shalt not pass laws for body parts you don’t have.

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6 years

Jesus, Mary and Joseph were all immigrants. If they fled Egypt to come to the USA today, they’d be separated by ICE and baby Jesus would be put in a cage.

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@thegoodgodabove

3 years

Americans get 2 days off per year to celebrate war but zero days off per year to vote.

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6 years

Who cares if the Democrats ARE trying to delay the confirmation of an accused rapist until after the election, which is only a month away? Republicans delayed Merrick Garland’s nomination for over a year and then stole an election with the help of Russia. FUCK. THEM.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

TO RECAP: 1. Mexico is not paying for Trump’s wall. 2. Denmark is not letting Trump buy Greenland. 3. Trump is an idiot and so are his supporters.

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

I don’t wanna go all q or whatever, but every pedophile implicated in that Epstein / Maxwell ring must go to prison. Republican, Democrat, I don’t care who they are, they go to prison. Every. Single. One. Everyone should be able to agree on this. Right?

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@thegoodgodabove

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Rudy Giuliani: "Unless you’re God, you’ll never know what THE TRUTH is." Hello! I'm God. THE TRUTH is that Donald Trump, his family and all of his accomplices (such as Rudy Giuliani) are traitors to their country who belong in prison. Thanks and have a nice day! 😘

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Hey @realDonaldTrump , Did you know one time Obama handcuffed himself and held his breath at the bottom of the White House swimming pool for TEN MINUTES?! Can YOU do that?! I bet you can't! I bet you couldn't even do FIVE. And you know what else? HILLARY DID IT FOR TWENTY.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Donald Trump is—and I can’t stress this enough— #PresidentPussyAssBitch

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7 years

Don't call transgender people mentally ill if you believe a man in the clouds loves you unconditionally, but under certain conditions

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

NEW BILLBOARD IDEA: (posted in downtown Washington D.C.) "I had NOTHING to do with making Trump president. That was Putin." - God If you think I should do this, can I get an amen?

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elon musk is now unintentionally hilarious, it’s like watching Michael Scott try to run Twitter

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NEW RULE: Presidents don’t get to pick new Supreme Court justices when they’re under investigation by the FBI for treason.

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TO RECAP: 1. Unpaid FBI agents arrest known criminal Roger Stone 2. Crowd chants 'lock him up' 3. Government shutdown ends 4. Trump loses 5. Border wall utterly defeated 6. Right wing freaks out, hates Trump now 7. It’s Friday Today is a good day.

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Mike Pence is a fake Christian.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Pro-lifers sure do send a lot of death threats.

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

THOU SHALT IMPEACH THE MOTHERFUCKER

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America is more upset with black athletes taking knees at football games than white terrorists taking lives at public schools.

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

No he wasn’t, shut up dipshit. Also your pillows suck.

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6 years

A few reminders for Christian conservatives: - Trump doesn’t know the words to ‘God bless America’ or the National Anthem - Trump cannot recite the Lord’s prayer - Trump cheated on his wife with a porn star - He’s a Nazi - If you support Trump you’re a total hypocrite

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

I was SO close this time.

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Sinkhole opens up a block away from White House

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

Dear @TwitterSafety , Someone is desperately trying to get My Holy and Divine Account shut down by reporting every tweet. This has been happening ever since I pointed out the very easily verifiable fact that no sane person would ever want to fornicate with a Trump supporter.

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4 years

Honest question: how fucking stupid are you people

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6 years

Wow I never noticed the gun hidden in @FedEx 's logo before

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If your masculinity can’t take watching a commercial about treating women better without you demanding a boycott, maybe it’s cause you’re a ginormous scumbag.

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@thegoodgodabove

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I will never stop being horrified that American children regularly get shot to death at school and absolutely NOTHING gets done to stop this from happening again. Do Republicans not care about the lives of their children?

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@thegoodgodabove

4 years

I knocked down part of Trump’s stupid wall today. You’re welcome!

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2 years

Instead of sending Jesus back, I think it’s better if I send George Carlin.

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@thegoodgodabove

3 years

the president tried to kill the vice president

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@thegoodgodabove

5 years

And THE LORD said: Fuck you, Trump. And there was much rejoicing.

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6 years

Enjoy this while it lasts @GOP . This generation of senior citizens who vote almost exclusively Republican are rapidly dying off. They will be replaced by a massive generation of young liberals who will remember forever all the evil that you did.

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@thegoodgodabove

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Dear Humans, Please find shelter. I don't want any of you innocent, wonderful people to get hurt. I only wanted to destroy Mar-A-Lago. 😬

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@thegoodgodabove

6 years

Dear Americans, I know many of you don’t follow the news cuz you’re too busy playing Fortnite and stuff, so let me clue you in: The President is a criminal traitor dictator wannabe. If you don’t vote, he may soon start killing you all just for fun. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey @realDonaldTrump , I got a feeling your whole family’s goin’ down.

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Opioids aren’t coming from Mexico they’re coming from the doctor.

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4 years

The fact Tom Hanks has coronavirus and Donald Trump doesn’t definitively proves I don’t exist.

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6 years

You can all shout “VOTE!” on Twitter everyday from now until the election but it won’t make a shred of difference, because the people that don’t vote DON’T USE TWITTER. If you want to change the world, you’re going to have to actually go out and talk to people in real life.

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