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he/him. bandwagon @sfgiants fan. 5e halfling rogue. food picture taker. insulin for all. listen to be me on the @nbcsauthentic giants talk podcast.

Bay Area, California

https://t.co/23mXj1bir2

Joined June 2013

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@cmkuiper

cole kuiper

3 years

BIG NEWS: your dude Cole is officially a bone marrow donor! 💪💪💪 After ~5 years on the registry, I finally matched w/ a stranger in need and went into surgery earlier this month. Interested in helping? Get swabbed by @BeTheMatch — you may have a chance to save someone's life.

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cole kuiper

1 year

@PretzelReason @NotJosephGarcia The smoke and fire are to attract a mate.

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1 year

@SupremeDreams_1 @AndyKHLiu don't need PHYSICS when you've got FAMILY

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8 months

End of an era

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1 year

My dad is on vacation. I called him to tell him Judge is a Giant, but now I can't get ahold of him to update him on the retraction. 😬😬😬

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@cmkuiper

cole kuiper

4 years

Maintaining social distance by meeting my dad in a random parking lot and taking baseball over coffee from several spots away.

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cole kuiper

3 years

I've seen a lot of Buster Posey videos on my feed in the past 24 hours, but this one might be the best:

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KNBR

4 years

A compilation of Buster Posey walking to the dugout before the umpire calls strike 👀🚶‍♂️

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5 years

@NoahGarfinkel @maxsilvestri CEO of children

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5 years

Could this BE any more spot-on? Bravo, @SFGiants Productions.

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2 years

Happy Duane Kuiper Day to those who celebrate (probably only people in my household, but still):

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2 years

This poster still goes so hard

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11 months

Don't mind us — just doing some cleaning...

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SF Giants on NBCS

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GET YOUR BROOMS OUT 🧹

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cole kuiper

1 year

Someone pls make an #RRR videogame

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5 years

@lavenderbl0d @Gizmodo Toss this into the mix. 4-in-one.

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2 years

Omg the City Connect jersey is going to be in the Hall of Fame...

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Alyssa Nakken making more history, becoming the first woman to coach on the field during an MLB game:

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cole kuiper

5 years

I need to pause with the jokes and nonsense for a moment. Clayton Kershaw is one of the best pitchers I've had the pleasure of watching - and by all accounts a really nice guy. While his postseason yips make me happy the Dodgers lose, it's sad that this is how he'll be remembered

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@zoosmell_egbert @zachsilberberg A jelly bean factory seems like the exact situation where Comic Sans would be warranted.

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5 years

This throw by Buster got slept on yesterday, but it might be the best I've ever seen. And then the reveal of the perfect hair and All-Star Break tan is just 😘👌.

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cole kuiper

1 year

@iamRichieOwens What watching Succession feels like:

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1 year

I have a confidential, unnamed source that says "I'm not retiring."

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Rich Lieberman

1 year

My #415MEDIA #Exclusive : @SFGiants pbp-broadcaster, Duane Kuiper, set to retire after 2023 season.

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cole kuiper

2 years

Joe Panik played 664 games in the orange and black (postseason included). ✅️ All-Star ✅️ Gold Glover ✅️ World Champion ✅️ GoodGiant™

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@hankschulman

Henry Schulman BLUE CHECK MARK

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Per @JonHeyman , Joe Panik has retired after a short but extraordinarily impactful career. #sfgiants

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2 years

@columnthirteen

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cole kuiper

1 year

The #LastOfUs outbreak began on September 26, 2003, and the world fell apart the following day. That means the final MLB inning played was the San Francisco Giants wrapping up a 10-1 absolute smackering of the Dodgers, which started off with a 1st inning Rich Aurilia 3-run HR.

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cole kuiper

3 years

My friend, John, is married to a Dodgers fan. His wife put some hats out to determine which team their baby will be rooting for:

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cole kuiper

3 years

Chris Mullen, Barry Bonds, Jerry Rice, Steve Young, E40, and LaMonte Wade Jr all in the building at the same time. Truly a night for Bay legends.

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cole kuiper

3 years

@DL_138 @djlavoie @BrandonLBradfor And then the president of the united states announced that the injured man was an Antifa superspy who flopped and faked the head injury.

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cole kuiper

1 year

Honestly, what did the #SFGiants do to so incur the wrath of the baseball gods? Was it the Dubón trade after all?

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@baseball_ref

Baseball Reference

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10 years ago today, Tim Lincecum of the @SFGiants no-hit the Padres, 9-0, striking out 13 batters in the process.

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2 years

Fun Fact: Joey Bart was the final winner of college baseball's Johnny Bench Award before they renamed it the Buster Posey Award.

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2 years

Madison Bumgarner shut out the Rangers in game 4 of the World Series when he was only 21 years old

@UberFacts

UberFacts

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Sir Isaac Newton developed his theory of gravity when he was only 23 years old

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2 years

Rocking the Brandon Belt SFG captain's hat "Whoa, there's the House Barry Built! Look at that!" Bumping e-40 out on the Bay Klay is an absolute SF legend.

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cole kuiper

3 years

top bants

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3 years

THE SQUAD

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4 months

The Giants promotions team who didn't do this on purpose:

@BRWalkoff

B/R Walk-Off

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The Giants are giving away Mickey Mouse ears when they host the Dodgers on 6/30 🤭

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cole kuiper

2 years

All of twitter rn:

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@cmkuiper

cole kuiper

5 years

If you ever wondered where the Kuiper brothers got their their voices and their love of baseball, it was from this man. RIP Henry Kuiper: auctioneer, fastpitch softball legend, dairy farmer, and awesome grandfather.

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4 years

Gotta respect the Giants' absolute commitment to not have to risk visiting Trump in the White House after seeing Obama 3 times.

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9 months

It's kinda hilarious that Dave Flemming's last-place fantasy football punishment would be a dream experience for like anyone else.

@NBCSGiants

SF Giants on NBCS

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Flem's office looks a little different tonight 😂

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My gift to the timeline:

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4 years

Fished my parents' Wii out of the attic and just got HUSTLED by this Wisconsin bowling legend. 🎳

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5 years

Postseason wins during this decade: #SFGiants - 36 #Dodgers - 34

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2 years

lmao a resounding "f*ck the Dodgers" chant is going on outside the Gaslamp bars, bringing Giants and Padres fans together in harmony.

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3 years

This is absolutely incredible. I just called my dad to ask him what he thought and as soon as he answered he said "did you see the batting stance video???"

@BattingStanceG

Batting Stance Guy

@BattingStanceG

3 years

Here’s to you, Duane Kuiper. @SFGiants

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cole kuiper

3 years

. @bcraw35 SILENCES an entire city in the 2014 Wildcard Game.

@MLBONFOX

FOX Sports: MLB

3 years

What baseball highlight gives you chills every time you watch it?

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7 years

Madison Bumgarner is leading the @MLB in home runs as a batter and strikeouts as a pitcher.

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2 years

I've seen a minor bit of grumbling from #SFGiants fans, but I think the blue 42 on the back is an awesome touch. Jackie Robinson is much bigger than our silly rivalry.

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For the 75th anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier, all players will wear a Dodger blue 42 on the backs of their jerseys on April 15th.

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2 years

@byErikSherman They got a first round bye. What more do you want, them starting every game with 3 runs?

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Yaz makes it SPLASH! #Walkoff That’s 8 straight wins for the @SFGiants !

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1 year

@ClarkeMicah @mailplus

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@ShempnJackFlash @therealsupes I love this one because this scene was like a soft announcement to audience that things in this franchise were going to get wacky going forward and they better get on board.

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2 years

The anti-Bonds propaganda is really starting to feel like baseball's version of MAGA.

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5 years

@bhavyadip Baby Starks do do do do do do

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5 months

This honestly doesn't surprise me. I don't think people realize how effective of a hit job the nonstop anti-SF propaganda has done across the rest of the country.

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So there’s this…

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3 years

👀

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Adam Copeland

3 years

He even walked like Bonds 👀

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cole kuiper

5 years

Everyone's going to talk about Joe Panik's WS Game 7 play today, but I'd like to shout out this sick overshot barehander from a @RiverCats rehab game in 2015. Always been a favorite of mine.

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2 years

Oakland sports fans deserve so much better smh

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Grew up in North Carolina. Made his way to the Bay Area to play ball in 2009. Won a bunch of rings. Could have had a pro career in his offseason hobby sport. Had one of the GREATEST postseason game 7 performances of all time. QT unrelated, I'm talking about Madison Bumgarner.

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"This is a Game 7 I will forever remember as the Steph Curry game." - Klay

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2 years

There is no argument here. The greatest HR hitter in the sport's history NEEDS to be recognized in the museum dedicated to celebrating the sport. The Hall of Fame is already chock full of cheaters, dickheads, racists, and more, so go clutch those pearls elsewhere.

@NBCSGiants

SF Giants on NBCS

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Barry Bonds currently is on the right side of the 75-percent threshold to make the Hall of Fame, but he is unlikely to stay there (via @PavlovicNBCS )

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3 years

Is the @baseballhall a complete joke without @BarryBonds ? yes yes yes 👇 👇 👇

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2 years

You guys know I'm the kind of fan who is more interested in the people who wear the Giants uniform than the stats in the box score. It makes me proud to have such an eloquent and empathetic person as a face of the organization, a leader in the MLB, and as a voice for change.

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gabe kapler

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We’re not the land of the free nor the home of the brave right now.

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3 years

I mentioned this on @NBCSGiants Postgame but it's worth repeating: if @MTauchman doesn't make this catch, the Dodgers and Giants are currently tied in the NL West.

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3 years

Jon dropping an "outta here" heading out of the inning.

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has anyone checked on @cmkuiper

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Nature is healing

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2 years

If there's a tier above "Forever Giant™", @hunterpence is definitely on there.

@BayAreaBrennan

Brennan #WeWantRenel 🍉

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hunter pence as always making everything better

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3 years

The Dodgers' franchise has 20 postseason shutouts in their history. Buster Posey is creeping up on them with 14.

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5 years

Many people don't realize that the Raiders / AT&T Park deal is contingent upon Mark Davis insisting on the building of a 25,000-seat expansion called "Mt. Davis II," which will forever block the view and end up covered in tarps 90% of the time.

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1 year

The 7 stages of Aaron Judge grief in @PavlovicNBCS 's mentions:

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5 years

Every once in a while I call my dad and he doesn't want to turn off what he's watching so he gives me play-by-play of it. I always think about how a lot of people would kill to listen. His play-by-play of that Vlad Jr vs. Joc saga was one of those things. #OuttaHere

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2 years

Steal his look:

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3 years

The MLB account is going to start tweeting their offseason content tomorrow

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What’s your favorite baseball photo?

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3 years

BREAKING: Dodger Stadium to return to 33% capacity on June 15 in the 6th inning.

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Blake Harris

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BREAKING: Dodger Stadium to return to full capacity on June 15

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2 years

RUF IS ON THE MOVE RUF IS ON THE MOVE RUF IS ON THE MOVE

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SF Giants on NBCS

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AUSTIN SLATER WALKS IT OFF 😱

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3 years

The first thing I hear when I go to get coffee with my dad:

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no context giants

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Dave Flemming

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@TalkinBaseball_

Talkin’ Baseball

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If you could pick anyone to be the next MLB commissioner, who would you choose?

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4 years

a fucking saint

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1 year

Red's Java House. To pull a quote from the late, great Anthony Bourdain: "Red's is a wonderful, old school, high fat, high protein, beer for breakfast kind of a place... Any time you begin to doubt the wonderfulness of San Francisco, really, all you gotta do is come here.”

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Connor Jenkins

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@cmkuiper what was the name of the burger place you go to before games? You mentioned it on the podcast a while back. Thanks

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it has been a privilege tweeting with you this season...

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@Abstrvct Oops All Stems

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2 years

OMG Buster framing his daughter's ceremonial first pitch was incredible

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My sister and I are helping my dad clear out his garage today and we discovered his old photo albums from college, minor leagues, and winter ball. What a stud.

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5 years

Drake is the NBA Marlins Man.

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1 year

The @Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 put us on the darkest timeline and potentially ruined the world.

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sara yasin

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everyone is allowed one conspiracy theory, as a little treat

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2 years

Dodgers City Connects jerseys:

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4 years

🎶 Song of the decade. 🎶 @ashkonmusic

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2 years

We'll miss you, man. The very definition of a GᴏᴏᴅGɪᴀɴᴛ™.

@Mauriciodubon10

Mauricio Dubon

@Mauriciodubon10

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Thank you for making a kids dream true 🙌🏽🙏🏽

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3 years

My fall plans Delta variant

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Camilo Doval gets to sit by the hotel pool all day tomorrow instead of coming in to work.

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4 years

Home plate umpire Rob Drake, ladies and gentlemen.

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4 years

✅ HIGH DRIVE ✅ LEFT FIELD ✅ OUTTA HERE

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2 years

"A soul for a soul..." - Thanos

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11 months

Surely there's a better way to celebrate the country's independence than traumatizing our dogs and veterans every year.

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22-7 in the City Connect era. 🍊

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21-7 in the City Connect era. 👎

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2 years

my cat staring at me from his carrier on the way to the vet:

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3 years

Big weekend! Happy birthday and happy Father's Day to the best dad around!

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