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Disastro

@DisastroMan

6 months

Here’s a big dumb mega-thread of some of my big dumb threads — again! Take a look if you want or don’t. Anyway cool. 🧵

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Genuinely don’t know how some people don’t get why it’s not the same

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Just watched my first Fantano review in like 5 years and I’m not gonna lie he spat here, feel free to unfollow byeee

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If Kendrick made this album I’d have a lot of questions, foremost among them wood be, “Why does Kendrick sound exactly like K*nye West and have lyrical content indicating he IS K*nye West?”

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If Kendrick made this album y'all would call it the greatest of all time

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And if I were to look you dead in the eye and say this is one of the rap songs of the past 25 years…

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Well this is a real sonofabitch of a headline, I’ll tell you that much

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@sorawlr I don’t really get the Barry Bonds hate

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@liluglycjAY Yeah this was fucked

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This is really gonna fuck up my gatekeeping plans

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In this 2015 article she’s actually referring conservatism in music composition, but wow, what a fucking thing to put up top with no context

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@giveroftakes I do not think that’s true

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Happy Avril 14th to those who celebrate

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@mcfc_sohb I mean I fucking like Drake too but it doesn’t mean I’m signing an idiocy waiver!

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He apologizes for dissing Kendrick but he’s fine with the transphobia. Honestly fuck this guy.

XXL Magazine

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J. Cole calls his Kendrick Lamar diss “7 Minute Drill” the “lamest s**t I ever did in my f**kin’ life.” Cole reveals he moved in a way that spiritually feels bad and disrupts his peace. “Dreamville, y’all love Kendrick Lamar, correct? As do I.”

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The comments are like “transphobia is good actually” like not even trying to pretend at this point

XXL Magazine

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J. Cole is facing backlash for a transphobic lyric on “Pi” from his new project Might Delete Later. "They plead the fifth, I'm seeing hints of a trans fella/In cancel culture's vicinity, he's no killer, trust me/Beneath his chosen identity, there is still a pussy, period”

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@obviouslysamuel Meaning he’s right

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Kinda hate to say it but good on them for calling him out on this bullshit. I didn’t think Cole was an actual idiot but I guess so, otherwise he never would have thought this shit would fly. Get fucked mate.

CONSEQUENCE

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J. Cole comes out as a transphobic loser on his new song, “Pi”→

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@SalvadoreMu Now how the live-long bloody pissy fuck could you possibly fucking know that

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I’m getting all kinds of shit about this but I don’t know all the Fantano lore and I have no investment in him so like shut up. I think it’s perfectly fine for a reviewer or journalist to at some point say, “This is my line, this is where I say ‘No.’” 1/2

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Just watched my first Fantano review in like 5 years and I’m not gonna lie he spat here, feel free to unfollow byeee

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@blaghmusic Well, that’s not what you got. You can certainly say those things though! I just totally get someone simply not wanting to even engage anymore at this point.

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5 months

Worst band name of all time contender

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2 months

People are going to laugh but I find this extremely sad.

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Chance the Rapper and his wife Kirsten Corley are getting a divorce 💔

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@TheBucksIn6 aw man got meeeeee

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I fucking love Vince Staples man

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Vince Staples calls out Spotify for using the Kendrick, Drake & J. Cole beef for marketing "Once n—s get mad, we got billboards from streamers talking about 'Hip-Hop is a sport', but we ain't never seen a billboard from a streamer that said 'give that n—a his publishing back'"

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@grooviestsalami Even Biggie’s “get it, 2, pacs?” is pretty cringe

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How similar are our tastes? 10% fuck transphobes 10% fuck racists 10% fuck Republicans 10% fuck abusers 10% fuck homophobes 50% Sonic Youth

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Ah yes, the one thing everyone wants in a phone: total camouflage.

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Y’all this is cool asf Apple could never 😮‍💨

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@SecureBleek You couldn’t argue that. Or you could but it would be fucking dumb.

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@1kymani My man I hate to break it to you but I like Drake

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I’m exceptionally annoyed by these men and I’m not sure why

NFR Podcast

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Our reaction to Playboi Carti & Travis Scott’s new song ‘BACKR00MS’ 🔥 Prod. by Cardo

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@APHEXTWINKLE It’s patently terrible writing that breaks some of the cardinal rules of journalism but maybe I’m just naive

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Portishead Fugazi Unwound Pavement

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there's not a single flawless discography in music history

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What’d he do to his face

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Ideally we’d work together to unlock the door

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Here’s a challenge for your butts: What’s a great album cover that’s also kind of a terrible album cover? 🤔

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“The idea was to be a symbol. Penis Man could be anybody. That was the point.” — Penis Man

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@realonenonly @obviouslysamuel Ok

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This line has aged like mayonnaise. Anti-Semitic mayonnaise.

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Having a dumb bitch of a fucking c*nt of a day so I went and bought Station to Station on vinyl

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Listen he rhymed “prime” and “decline,” there is literally nothing crazy going on here help 😭

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J. Cole’s rapping performance on Might Delete Later is really incredible, this bar isn’t even that much of a stretch

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If you wanted something else from him so badly that your day is ruined or you’re mad, maybe you need to find other things to think about and other ways to validate your opinions. 2/2

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@AlphaEnaz I don’t think he’s trying, I think he hates the albjm genuinely. But I don’t know, maybe it’s an act!!

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LOTS of hate speech in the replies, like WOW

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Improve your English.

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Top 10 Bob Dylan songs probably One Too Many Mornings (Royal Albert Hall) Don’t Think Twice It’s All Right Stuck Inside a Mobile… Like A Rolling Stone Positively 4th Street One of Us Must Know Visions of Johanna Queen Jane Approximately Most of the Time Sweetheart Like You

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@DameDeadAF Highest grossing actor?

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What is the best 4 consecutive album run (studio only) of all time?

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What is the best 4 consecutive album run (studio only) of all time?

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Fugazi has a perfect discography

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Which metal era was worse for civilization Hair Nu

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@brian_actua OK, play that out, tho. Fans would have been @ him 24/7 asking where the Vultures review is. I don’t know much about him but just being on twitter makes that clear. If he did review it in earnest, any score would have had some faction complaining at top volume.

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@02arcadia02 Man didn’t plant shit I reckon

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@JDOT_803 I mean I’m literally saying it’s not so cool

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True Detective: Night Country finale

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@localmusichoeee Lmfao, I don’t think Mr. Morale is perfect but does this even mean? Is it so patently commercial that it’s Walmartcore? All those lyrics about fucking white bitches and transgender relatives? I mean, there are surely criticisms of Kendrick that are actually, like, true

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@diesxsd Ok, point. If he’s not reviewed it at all and not posted a video, that would have probably been a better move. But maybe he felt the buzz was reaching a fever pitch and he needed to make a statement about this very weird situation.

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@unboostable @ernie_berkz @blaghmusic Hey there! That not what oxymoron means! 😃

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What’s the album that got you hooked on hip-hop? Mine probably:

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K*nye fans: “sEpArAtE art FrOm ArTiSt!” Also K*nye fans: *defends anything the artist says or does no matter what, effectively the opposite of separating art from artist*

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This is the best break-up album of all time. I pray I never need it for that specific purpose again, but I feel better knowing that it exists just in case

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@pizzicatobaby It’s basically the Avengers.

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Cole’s response diss is literally like, “Your first album’s great, everyone loves your second album, your third album’s great, that’s your peak, I’m almost there, I fuck with you, I’m crying about having to diss you” 😭 😭 😭 😂

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The writing in this review is infuriating. It’s stuffed like a turducken with clichés, spliced commas and overwrought, circuitous sentences. Just a real college-kid-using-a-thesaurus-ass review.

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After a 2018 album hailed as a return to form, MGMT shifts to slick, big-tent pop pastiche—Britpop, power ballads, ’80s excess—delivered with arched brows and palpable yearning Our review of Loss of Life 🔗 :

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Fuck you I love this terrible song

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@mcrowleyFEKTN More importantly, “Why is this Kendrick Lamar album not by Kendrick Lamar?”

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Some albums I know every lyric to

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I just fucking loathe this account

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Top 4 projects of the year so far probably maybe

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Top 4 albums of the year so far.

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Looks like a ‘90s adult contemporary band that would be called like Mister Beige or Step Sister Curveball

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Found the funniest image of Coldplay ever

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Well this aged horrifically

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Casting for the Beatles biopics is gonna be like:

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Hot take possibly: There is no right or wrong way to listen to music. Listening to a concept album on shuffle is fine, listening to albums from start to finish is fine, playlists are fine, it doesn’t fucking matter one iota just enjoy stuff or don’t

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One of the hardest motherfucking songs of 2023

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“Only God Was Above Us” by Vampire Weekend is Disastro-approved.

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Top 10 MF DOOM songs probably Strange Ways Deep Fried Frenz Gazzillion Ear Rapp Snitch Knishes Vomitspit Potholderz Who You Think I Am? Tick, Tick… Anti-matter Old School Rules

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RIP Steve Albini 😔

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@NadavIsHere Yeah it’s also napalm in song form, hard to think of a single thing that goes harder than this track

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Do you shower with your back to the water or are you a sad divorced dad who showers facing the water like a fucking psycho

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Loss of Life by MGMT is Disastro-approved.

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Music can never be too jangly, too space-y or too reverb-y. Never. It’s like zero in calculus or whatever

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Not a single person in the world asked but here are some jazz albums I like in no order

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Oh come the motherfucking fuck ON 😂 💀

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@JordNa_ Because OVERWHELMINGLY this will be interpreted as political conservatism if taken at face value. It would be madness to suggest otherwise. It’s also not even a good representation of the interview as a whole.

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Coming out of >/< hiding to say

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Top 10 A Tribe Called Quest songs probably We The People… Buggin’ Out Dis Generation The Chase, Pt. II Can I Kick It? Award Tour Kids… Enough!! After Hours Electric Relaxation

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Well this doesn’t seem quite right to me

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J. Cole has not been punished enough for this dumb fuckin’ bullshit. Fuck his dumb ass.

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This is not by any means a defense of K*nye but I honestly don’t think he has any idea when the Bleachers album is dropping.

Pop Base

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Jack Antonoff reacts to Kanye West's album release clashing with the Bleachers' self-titled album: “kanye on bleachers release date is hilarious little cry baby bitch”

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What question could have possibly elicited this response other than, “Hey do you like to m*sturbate in front of a mirror and if so why?”

Rolling Stone

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. @billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she likes to masturbate in front of a mirror. "Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had." More:

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White people and outdoor clothing brands…

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Just realized this poster I’ve been seeing is actually for a NEW COEN BROS MOVIE?

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@mdrnon3 Yeah I strong dislike “if [x] did [thing] instead of [y]” tweets because if x was y we’d have to do a new alphabet.

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No the Eagles fucking suck

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Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15

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This one’s also kinda wretched and kinda great. I used to have a 6-foot-long poster of this bad boy and man did it creep out my ex gf

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@somebozo_ You sir are aptly named

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Are you asking to go fuck yourself?

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Are women that dress like this asking for rape?🤔

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Not a single person in the world asked but here are some EPs I like in no order

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Genuinely took me a minute to determine which one of this guys is Chris Coldplay

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Has Jerry Seinfeld never seen It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

DiscussingFilm

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Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air

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@Sophia_Nyx Well certainly it’s not Batman Forever I’ll tell you that much

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Andre I speak for every single mf on this planet when I say do it

Complex

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André 3000 opens up about potentially making a rap album. "I just think it’d be an awesome challenge to do a fire-ass album at 48 years old. That’s probably one of the hardest things to do!"