@jaredbkeller tell me more !!!

@sarayasin I’m heavily invested in the glitter conspiracy. I need an in depth investigation!

@Leoneon84 wait what glitter conspiracy lol

@sarayasin my conspiracy theory of choice is the one where avril lavigne secretly died and was covertly replaced by a lookalike who assumed her entire identity/career

@breijOR_THEY Feels like I need to spend more time with this one !!!

@sarayasin My conspiracy theory is that the rings of Saturn are actually made of lost socks from the dryer

@sarayasin I tend to hate conspiracy theories, bc "the US government funded an experiment wherein a woman lived with and probably engaged in sex acts with a dolphin for reasons including extraterrestrial communication" really jacks up the plausible deniability window.

@sarayasin The problem is that all of these "conspiracy theories" are turning out to be true, which leaves us with no conspiracy theories left.

@sarayasin The 1898 famous Tsavo lions were actually trying to stop the railway in Kenya from being built. The bobcats of Cabo wish they could pull off the same stunt to stop gringos moving here.

@sarayasin Mine is that dreams are glimpses into higher/alternate realities, and they happen because when we are deeply asleep our brains are more sensitive and open to those realities.

@sarayasin Kevin Costner Cal Ripken

@sarayasin Knitting isn't real. You cannot just wave sticks at yarn and produce material. The very idea is ridiculous.

@sarayasin We've had perfectly good alternative energy sources for decades - they were squashed by the oil/automobile industries

@sarayasin The government murdered Malcolm X/MLK and Al Sharpton was working with the government

@sarayasin @MakeItAQuote

@sarayasin Sasquatch.. there are a lot of compelling accounts of it’s existence and even the Indigenous people spoke of their existence. There is a whole lot of uninhabited land out there..

@sarayasin That Malaysia Flight 370 was a 9/11-style false-flag hijack mission.

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@sarayasin Disney definitely created the movie Frozen to SEO suppress that Walt Disney had his head cyrogenically frozen