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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 months

Saying you don’t understand a thing will save you so much embarrassment, you know?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 years

Hope this gets to Your TL.

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'Biola Ojo

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1 year

Last week I carried myself to NHS to donate blood. They sent me back with a pamphlet on how to eat right. Turns out, I have only enough blood for myself and myself only.

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'Biola Ojo

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2 years

I’ve had this sitting in my phone for a bit now

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'Biola Ojo

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2 months

I’m busy on the weekdays and sleeping on the weekends 😌

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2 months

Why are you single?

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'Biola Ojo

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8 months

We power our houses and workplaces. We fix our own roads. We crowdfund for health emergencies. We crowdfund business capital. We should also appoint family head that’ll go and bring dollars for CBN?

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'Biola Ojo

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3 years

@Terz_Daddy I don't want kids of my own. I don't think I'm emotionally fit to raise kids by myself. If I do get mentally fit enough to or feel confident enough to raise one, I'm adopting because I don't think there's any need for more children in the world.

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'Biola Ojo

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6 years

@Es_qweci @ciao_cutie @Kannibisz_MNTWD No, article written by someone with facts and common sense.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 months

I don’t know how the origin of Gele is more important than the price of spaghetti in Nigeria right now. I’m so stressed by you people’s obsession with irrelevant facts

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'Biola Ojo

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3 years

@Terz_Daddy Nope. That's me worried that I'll be a bad parent. I will raise one when I feel more confident about that. Just not birthing one.

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'Biola Ojo

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Anyway thanks to the TL uncle that raised dust over passport renewal the other day. They didn’t ask me for any foolish proof of state of origin or whatever and birth certificate is now the only required document 🌝

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'Biola Ojo

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1 year

@__chike Like just enough to mind my business and go home 😹

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'Biola Ojo

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6 years

@peter_Kinpin_ @Es_qweci @ciao_cutie @Kannibisz_MNTWD Don't @ me, teenager.

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'Biola Ojo

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2 years

@tosinolaseinde It’s the flags I’m curious about. Are they WiFi routers or what?

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'Biola Ojo

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5 months

@janetheeesq Diversity adoption

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'Biola Ojo

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1 year

@BUKAdebayo I thought it was by height

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'Biola Ojo

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3 years

@RastaGirlTali @byseanbrown Girl, chill! Please pinch yourself and breathe. You don't even know what material it is made from? And notice how it's in a private space? NOT a public space? So you can look up your own skirt if you want?

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'Biola Ojo

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2 years

@TheHabaneroChef @omobagee He’s multitasking and so well too 😹

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 years

I'm surprised he didn't put it under Skills

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 year

Twitter for I-pass-my-neighbour will always make up silly standards every weekend. Ode buruku

Ayodele Samuel

@iam_SamDon

1 year

The bank you use says a lot about your kind of person. I lose interest almost immediately if I ask for a girl’s account number and she sends OPay or Palmpay.

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'Biola Ojo

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7 years

@gucciitony @timelessbae

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'Biola Ojo

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5 years

@MonsieurEmmy1 @praisegeorge @ronaldnzimora He didn't claim he doesn't ask for help. Just not financial help. This is a policy I have maintained all my adult life. I NEVER ask a friend for financial help. Never.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Understand that you don't have to date/sleep with everyone you find interesting or share interests with.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 months

You tell a guy, “send pictures” and he just.. sends it? Is this how you people do? No shakara? No questions?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 years

@gripSav7 @The__Prototype @RockiiRoadd That's just how he looks 😐

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 years

@IamHighHefner @KashMoneyKanee no, not #facts . She left her place with no money. She made herself into baggage. that's fact

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'Biola Ojo

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2 years

@shadysheikh @LucyyKT True. It’s a burden to some and a privilege for others. Depends on where you stand.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 years

@KashMoneyKanee far as I know she deserved it. U don't leave ur home and move in with a guy jus bcos you're in a rltshp without telling him

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

Tiktok seem to be beating Mark with a huge stick. They’re winning at influencer marketing, e-commerce, retention etc.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 year

Being Nigerian has shown me shege in job applications. Next life, I’d rather be a cat anywhere else.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 months

@DahliaWest13 @ask_aubry The doughnut will pale into nothing lol

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'Biola Ojo

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7 years

@Just_Mel_O @ashwednesdayy @ChefMabrie

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'Biola Ojo

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3 years

@Capitano_Ilexux @ToyosiGodwin Another what? Death or funeral?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Naval really said "I don't know why you're hear listening to me. I don't go on clubhouse to listen to someone else talk about how they get inspiration for their lives. Do it yourself" 😭

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

@_whoknowswhat @_joyofmany @Legendofpablo_ You fit still run am inside fufu

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

5 months

@asemota Onlyfans or Teams? 😹

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

@Supreme_Khalil @RastaGirlTali @byseanbrown Of course it is flawed. It says "prototype" up there, doesnt it?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

@CeeCee_O @Shibi_bee She knows who she is married to. If she's thinking this far, she must be desperate already.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 months

@chief_mansamusa @iamkatelyngrace And you are right. Some women genuinely can’t stay idle while pregnant. This tweet though is about the women who are forced to earn an income in that critical trimester and there are MANY examples of that.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 months

@PappyGrande_ No it is not. It’s distracting and foolish

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

5 years

Sugar daddy goals 😍

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

11 months

Now the day is over.. still Barbie 💖💅

Gwingy

@i_am_Gwingy

11 months

You are hot evidence of God's existence on earth

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

8 months

Grief is a weird, wild feeling. Every anniversary you’re left to wonder what might have been if they’d lived

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

@tolusaba They’ve been lying like thieves since morning like they won’t forget all about the album next week

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 months

@asemota Reminds me of this

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

@Mrjemba @Olumuyiwa__ Came here to say this. It’s hard to relate to that reality because a lot of us will pick lonely abroad to stuck in Nigeria. Also, we’re a people who believe in thugging it out till it gets better or we get used into it.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

5 years

@Jessameen @_haleymarie18 @DailyMailCeleb Does the lie change their lives? Or affects the climate?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 years

Johnny Depp really lived through one of the worst mind fucks anybody coulda experienced. If he can survive that, he can survive anything.

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'Biola Ojo

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4 years

Black Americans so fixated on owning things they dont even know when to stop. Fight over dance, hairstyles, fashion trends and even trauma. Unhealthy fixation

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4 years

@Laineyyy16 @coco_pamx @iamblackdemigod @xmxrie_ @Quantum_King_ The only people?? This is just plain delusion

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

I've never dropped an idea or a person I believe in with my whole heart. I will tweak it till it works. My mother is not Ekiti for nothing.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 month

So many people asking why they don’t have their own poultry. What?! 😭

Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

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Had an interesting conversation with a founder in the food space today. It turns out Chicken Republic is closing locations temporarily because there is high demand but not enough chicken supply. You can’t have Chicken Republic without chicken. Nigeria is an interesting place.

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'Biola Ojo

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3 years

No matter how we fell out, I’d never dance on your grave.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 year

If women only got pregnant when they orgasm during sex, that would be enough population control

Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

1 year

Took me years to discover the female orgasm. I was stunned when it happened. I realized all I had been doing for almost a decade was rubbish. It only happened because we were at home all weekend and broke. Nowhere to go and no stress.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

9 months

@_ashlikethat @OtGexclusive My first thought. Every true crime story I’ve heard, they always leave a trail of smaller crimes that’s cell showing they are dangerous people who shouldn’t be around others

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

@asemota I designed my on line of lingerie locally last year. But most lingerie like the one in that picture are imported. Here’s some of mine

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 years

Real life introverts are still introverted. Extroverts are live on Instagram and tiktok

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 year

Just ordinary looking ass men. Always blown away by how fucking basic they look with all the money they steal

Channels Television

@channelstv

1 year

The meeting between the Federal Government over fuel subsidy removal has ended without a consensus.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 years

@dt_della_mancha @fa5c @FusionLdn No it doesn't. None of it makes sense. Compensating people for kidnapping and displacing people from their homes is beyond wild

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

11 months

Close enough 🤭

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 years

@yu_gee_oh @Vmpiegbulam @LindoMyeni Give her some money

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 years

@IamHighHefner @KashMoneyKanee all I'm saying is, if she had any shame, she would have gotten herself home in the first place

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

8 months

@upnextdesigner Had to take a screenshot of this cause no one is and I can’t believe it 😍

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

Shiny and loud = Nigerian luxury

Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

2 years

I compared that with Radisson Blu in Lagos where I almost died because of their bathroom. Zero stretchers, no ambulance. I shook my head. We don't know what luxury means yet in Africa. Someone here said it recently and they were after her head. We are poor people. Even our rich.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

My heart ❤️😻

Shappilts

@ZabineLTS

2 years

Nengi Rebecca Hampson was ahead of her time 🔥🔥🔥 #MetGala #MetGala2022

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'Biola Ojo

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2 months

@0x_bambii Eh ya

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

5 years

@MimieZaforas @UyaiWilliamUkpe @__eyii @charlezenston Then accept it and move on, no?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

People like this rely on your silence and integrity. They hope you take the high road while they play victim. Demonic behavior

#OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺 🇬🇧

@OurFavOnlineDoc

3 years

We need not know about that Nedu son situation. If not for an exwife desperate for internet pity. You commit such heinous evil against a man yet you come slander him over a case he’s already cleared of. But he’s the one covering your shame. This generation is incredibly stupid.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 months

@iamAlexPledger @historyinmemes I thought it was a flying saucer 🛸

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 years

@eokwuanga @bimboamusanesq @naselle_ @AllyShimmer @awkward_ah Nigerian churches have adapted this as evangelism.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

@asemota This why I'd rather move to another African country than anywhere in Europe or America.

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4 years

@daily_trust @YousufJinadu Good for laughs but still in very very bad taste. This particular bit should have never made it past the editor

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2 years

@colmandeely @IsaacYeen But you can take it to go..

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4 years

@NatashaOfLagos @NewsWireNGR @Rahma_sadau @OmoGbajaBiamila @femigbaja @AshakaSaleh @LoladeSowoolu @Chxta @EmekaOkoye @ChifeDr @udoilo @Eloka51 Natasha, someone who has raised a petition against you for something as frivolous as a picture does not CARE about you getting good representation.

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'Biola Ojo

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8 months

@sassychojo I’m so mentally exhausted ehn

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'Biola Ojo

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@WumanMiNam3 @Oloni A giggle? Ma’am?? 😹

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

@ingloriousgigi Translate “2 good rounds” means he came twice. Rubbish

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Who's got a chess board, a hookah habit and free time today in Abuja? @abujastreets

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

4 years

@LordThose @dt_della_mancha @fa5c @FusionLdn They had no business "owning" people to start with. I'm sorry you can't wrap your head around that. The only party entitled to compensation were the slaves, not the "owners".

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 months

Except that the % of women who use toys is nothing compared to the % of women who have never orgasmed through sex with a male partner? But also that a lot men have really poor understanding of women sexual pleasure + develop erectile dysfunction or premature ejac from all the

very moisturized

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I see people blaming hormonal birth control for modern women being unable to orgasm, but has anyone stopped to consider it’s the normalization of using 100 volt plastic sex toys just to feel something. Nobody needs this.

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'Biola Ojo

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1 year

@Cleopatran_ 😭

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

You’re locked in a place longer than you should be because you worry too much about things that haven’t happened yet

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

1 month

@haskay86 @jakuuire It’s good practice to look things up before you make statements like this. Mud can last for 100s of years.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

2014 I travelled with strangers from Abuja to Sokoto and spent 24hrs exactly on the road; I thought it was amusing at the time. I didn't feel fear. Now, God forbid I go past Zuba. 😐

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 months

Forgot to copy the caption 🫢

Princewill

@ThePakuma

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If you see this, quote it w/ a non smiling pic.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Who/what do we have to sacrifice to bring Runtown back?

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Essay: My Ambition is To Be Free And Awesome!, by @monaeltahawy

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

6 years

Hope this gets to your TL too

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

@victoronyekere @ToyosiGodwin @Ayomide_nm @Ifeanyi_Nwak Sounds like gymnastics. He’s a founder. Foundation or Decking.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

9 months

Yoruba boys on this thread acting so weird 🫤

Adeola Olaedo 👠

@AdeolaShumi

9 months

Igbo men in UK or everywhere, listen to me very carefully. Very very carefully. Don't settle for any less. You are the prize. You heard me right. Every ethnicity all over the world, even in Nigeria, want you. I know this because I have friends from many backgrounds.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

3 years

Who's interested in Italian and a live band today? Open to the single in Abuja only 😒

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

2 years

Turning Twitter to my Instagram. If you complain 🥊

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

10 months

Said this many times. Too much calculations between Nigerian couples here. Most people are still stuck in survival mode and poverty alleviation strategies here and there. Stressful af.

Osaretin Victor Asemota

@asemota

10 months

If you are Nigerian, don't marry a Nigerian. Life is less complicated when you are from different countries. A paradox, yes.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

7 months

I swear there’s only a few other categories on Nigerian Twitter that’s more annoying than Jesus babies. 24/7 virtue signalling, no personality outside their religion, self righteous af. Every day yen yen yen. Rest for God’s sake?

Temilade Salami | Environmentalist

@theglobaltemi

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I’m first Temi, a lover of Jesus before Global Temi. So if you think I will sacrifice my believe to prove something to you, then you don’t know me. My belief is my belief. Global or not. The word of God is same everywhere.

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'Biola Ojo

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4 years

Watching Nigerians embrace craft has been amazing. Graduates become creators of furniture, fashion fits, etc ♥ There is dignity in honest work and it does not have to be suit and tie.

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'Biola Ojo

@biolaojo_

5 months

Because you asked nicely.. my 5yr plan

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5 months

I just saw this question “If all your bills were paid for five years, what would you do today”? Bro… I mean I know what my answer would be…

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2 months

My phone that was stolen on Liverpool street has found its way to Shenzhen, China and the morons are texting me, asking me to remove it from my devices