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I thought omicron was a cryptocurrency
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Uterine pouch is going to become a prized symbol of natural womanhood in a post-trans era. I’m calling it.
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Gay men always have highly unstable BPD female friends whose chaotic behaviours they love to enable so they can keep her around as a kind of messy running joke/personal mascot. Meanwhile, she be thinking he’s the accessory and she’s the main character.
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Very intelligent men tend to be attracted to crazy women not for their inherent quality of craziness, but because they need high levels of stimulation, and very intelligent, attractive women are just harder to come by.
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Something low key kind of wholesome about the fact that she did it with her husband NGL
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I’m genuinely troubled by the volume of women who find this meme relatable.
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When he texts that he’s 20 min away and you get That feeling
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Underappreciated trait on women are broad shoulders
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Never trust a wilfully unattractive person; they have some vendetta against the world.
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My most conspiratorial position is that the proliferation of plastic surgery and fillers, buccal fat removal and sharper jaws amongst even young girls was latently socially designed to make tr**ns less distinguishable from biological women.
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Imagine becoming a world class chef just so you can be an impressive accessory to meet one of your regular’s 21 year old tricks
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Guys out here doing all this for ran thru puss Hoeflation is getting out of control
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@Howlingmutant0 You were whoring for cheap attention even back then. Nothing has changed. 😅
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I was friends with this nerdy guy who discovered Ecstasy at the age of 27 and fell in love with raving and then his whole life fell apart. You need to cut out new drug experiences after 25. It’s too ego destabilizing.
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People who are fit, attractive, mentally healthy and financially stable who elect to stay single as they get older usually have exceedingly high romantic expectations which mask an underlying fear of intimacy
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Women only want to be degraded by men they respect and men resist degrading the women they respect. Cruel irony.
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Good sex is about connection and not just mechanics, which is why sluts don’t fundamentally understand sex the way in which junk food addicts don’t understand the joys of good food. They’re not sensuous people, merely indulgent.
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Men who grew up self conscious about their looks but achieved later life success with women are the most sociopathic womanizers bc they’ve retained their omnivorous sexuality cross sectioned with their victim complex which equals massive entitlements & little guilt.
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My grandmother was sold to her husband and then tattooed so she wouldn’t run away
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–Your grandma wore very short mini skirts, thin panties, high boots, and no bra... –She listened to Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Janis Joplin, and Rolling Stones. –She rode on motorcycles and fast cars. –She smoked tobacco and other things...
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I once got upset by an ex-boyfriend liking a bunch of girls pics online, so as a form of petty revenge I followed a bunch of gymbros and wantonly liked a bunch of pics unthinkingly. The next day I opened Instagram and had a bunch of follow backs and DMs in my inbox.
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Most people don’t understand that pathologically horny men are the real romantics bc they understand better than anyone the depravity of the world and the value of finding something real within it. Their horniness is actually a perverse standard of perfectionism.
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When a girl’s photo has mostly female reactions with some variations of “gorgggg” or “beauty”, you know she’s perceived as physically non-threatening.
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This guy’s life sounds so depressing. His diet consists mostly of puréed vegan meals and he swallows 100+ pills a day. Like, bro, why. Honestly seems like a crippling fear of mortality that has sublimated itself into slow burn misery.
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Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year to be 18 years old again. In 2021, he reduced his epigenetic age by 5.1 years in 7 months (a world record) His 13-steps for a long healthy life:
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Women will convince themselves they’re not lying about another woman’s beauty as they admit to lying about it.
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Men think women are lying when we tell our chubby or less attractive girl friend that she’s beautiful. In reality we just have a less shallow view of beauty, which men should be grateful for since most of them aren’t all that attractive either.
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The fastest way for a woman to f-ck up her relationship is to start confiding in her friends about it
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Many men go through an early life phase of being attracted to BPD hoes out of a misplaced sense of heroism or nobility. It activates an urge to rescue the “damsel in distress”, the ultimate lesson being of course, that she can’t be rescued and you get ruined in the process. This…
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Women are like dogs; they don't hear what you say, only the tone you say it in.
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The stigma against body count isn’t arbitrary. It’s because promiscuity indicates low impulse control, and often cannot be divorced from other immoral & selfish behaviours - such as cheating or dishonesty at large.
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@CaudilloNuclear Found the chaser
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Nothing more bourgeois than going to the gym midday
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Right wing women are having a MeToo moment over a 5% negative comment ratio on their selfies
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There needs to be a room that you can go off and f-ck at the gym
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People are acting like Taylor Swift is the prophet Muhammad or something
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The public has functionally castrated Anglo male heroism under the mistaken guise that letting society lapse into ghettoization is the "compassionate" thing to do. And we wonder why white men don't want to save us anymore and prefer to become trans instead.
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Zoomers are all depressed bc they live at home with their parents into adulthood, and past a certain age it has a stultifying effect on your development. Every day must be characterized by the frustration of being boxed into regression and failing to understand why.
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Every single campus Palestine supporter is probably around 24 but mysteriously looks 45
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Elite
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The idea of f-cking someone I’m not in love with seems deeply uninteresting, unerotic and contrived. Like something that should be fun and everyone pretends as if it is, but is instead just an uncomfortable and awkward experience.
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Growing up, my aunt had a beautiful architect-designed 70s home and for a long time a sunken living room was the pinnacle of luxury for me
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Sluts are very useful for building a man’s confidence in between relationships
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People are understandably going nuts for Sydney Sweeney because Hollywood hasn’t manufactured a young, conventionally attractive, white “bombshell” in a long time. They pushed a lot of quirky & offbeat leading ladies for the last ten years. Women find Sweeney relatable bc she has…
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When a woman likes a guy she remains sexually singlemindedly focused on him, which is why the male compulsion for sexual variety, even in a relatively harmless sense of just “looking” troubles us in a way that transcends our intellectual understanding.
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BPD, alcoholic mid woman with tattoos gaslights herself into disintegrating her marriage because she’s jealous of her husband’s more prestigious career and is too lazy to want to do any housework. Finally ends up staying after she cheats and gives up cooking.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Would you like to read a long essay about divorce?
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Romance is a lost art form. Most people are stuck in tentative half measures, afraid to make moves, afraid to declare their feelings much less feel them. If more people were cinematic about romance, we would have more successful couples.
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Making a woman laugh is erotic. Not only does it tickle her pleasure receptors, but it elicits a loss of control - it makes her vulnerable. It's disarming. Laughter, applied artfully, is the best form of flirtation.
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The 80s was the last decade of sex and decadence
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Seeing a younger photo of your significant other’s same-sex parent should elicit a “would” from you.
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Lil bro out here playing with his life
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A big appetite is very masculine, it is a sign of vitality. It’s very sexy observing the amount of food a man can eat. Something about it is primal & beastly.
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@hollowearthterf On the one hand, you want to believe that a man practices abstinence out of some degree of superlative virtue and romanticism, but the brutal reality is that he's just not straight.
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Sex is such a fundamental human need that people become depressive and homicidal without it. Might make you reconsider how psychotic adult virgins have to be.
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People underestimate the degree to which personal & sexual charisma contextualizes beauty
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why is pretty privilege failing her
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Any so called nation parading around the bodies of women as a symbol of “victory” deserves to be annihilated without conscience, a relic not belonging to a civilized world
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The sinking feeling in your stomach is some vague understanding that this is not really what you want to be doing. Please listen to it more often.
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Men don’t want to be bothered excessively but they want to know you’re battling the urge to bother them
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I hate that Hollywood tries to PsyOp us by casting uglier and uglier actors and trying to convince us that they are hot
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Meeting a guy who’s masculine enough that you can turn your brain off around is pure freedom, bliss
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Wifejak and Husbandjak memes playfully express that both sexes regress into a mentally infantile state within the cocoon of a safe & loving relationship. It's so cute. I love it.
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Not only is this man ran through, he is gay.
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When I meet a pretty girl that’s funny, I am immediately suspicious. (I can’t imagine what horrors she must have endured in her lifetime.)
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The easiest way to implode the radfem movement is just to throw a few attractive men into the mix who will grant them some attention and then watch them backstab each other for a crumb of attention.
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First frame: white people need to be stopped Second frame: white boyfriend
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I got NOTICED by Steve Sailer last night 😝
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Part of becoming an adult is shielding your parents from anything remotely unpleasant in your life so as to always keep them happy and unbothered, and their spirits buoyed. Irresponsible adult children are always unloading petty drama onto their parents.
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Asking AI what women from each country looks like and the Anglosphere isn’t doing so well 😩
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I was so disgusted to see my date pull a bottle of hand sanitizer out of his car.
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Men who are too emboldened with you in approach aren’t actually that interested. If a man carries serious desire, intention for you, he is a little shy, uncertain of himself, paralyzed into sexual inaction though sheer horniness, fear of f-cking it up.
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It must have been so easy to get away with random murders up until like the late 80s
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The real blackpill is that low IQ types dominate the discourse no matter where the pendulum swings
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Every time I feel vaguely threatened by a man’s omnivorous sexuality, I remember that I can actually weaponize mine.
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I’m not Arab but I definitely identify with these levels of toxic femininity
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People who get dressed immediately after sex have molested energy
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Men don't want a "based" woman for the same reason most women don't want a terminally online man, because it usually comes with a host of affiliated antisocial pathologies, namely, being disagreeable, un- or under-employed, mentally ill & socially unintegrated in some broader…
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I see people blaming hormonal birth control for modern women being unable to orgasm, but has anyone stopped to consider it’s the normalization of using 100 volt plastic sex toys just to feel something. Nobody needs this.
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Girls are so lucky they can just tape a power tool to their clit and cum 9 times in a row if they want
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Most people who obtain PhDs are lower than expected IQ bc a) that degree of specialization results in a kind of cognitive atrophy and b) it tends to be an escape hatch for people who are unemployable & unable to cultivate success without an explicitly designated pathway
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Smug woman with a PhD gets put in her place by IQ test results
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Literally how every white man over 35 has existed since the beginning of time
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Most so-called “porn addiction” would cease to be a thing if people had real intimacy in their life.
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I don’t mind being a little bit cringe if the trade off is preserving the softness of my soul
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Finding a hot guy with a heart of gold who’s undersocialized is like hitting the jackpot - must be how guys feel when they discover a lowbie 10
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Entertaining panel discussion on guessing how many black guys each woman has been with
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@SWENGDAD It is actually highly gay both in terms of promiscuity and overcompensation - normal hetero man would have developed an emotional connection or genuine desire along the way.
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Shut the fuck up
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If America’s relationship with Israel is “ironclad”, now is the time to prove it. #TheWorldIsWatching
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FEMALE CREEP I loved to ogle men at the gym. During my workout, I’d always try to pick one guy who I could visually worship for an hour. I’d observe the contours of his muscles in between sets, paying special focus to his back & shoulders. Sometimes if I was feeling brave I…
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Being logical as a woman doesn’t actually counteract your tendency to act irrationally; it just burdens you with the awareness of your own retardation.
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I’ll never stop trashing tattoos bc even though they’ve become socially acceptable, it’s another barometer for the widening gap in taste and discernment. To resist widespread social ghettoization is to be a spiritual aristocrat and it matters more than ever.
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Everything is fake & gay
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People are only on RW Twitter for one reason: BWC.
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New Year’s at the gym is someone deadlifting 10 lb plates…….
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Doing some online shopping for my boyfriend
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I don’t f-ck losers. I f-ck beautiful minds failing societal recognition for their value. It’s different.
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“What time is our flight again?”
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@junker_jo Da fuq I don’t even know where to begin with this … your WHOLE body should NOT smell
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All men have no standards if they think no one else will find out about it.
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Visible abs have always been gay coded bc it connotes leanness & high maintenance behaviour, and the exaggerated V-taper looks low key feminine bc of the slight waistline. Men look their best at around 18-20% body fat and a bit of bulk.
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There’s an “uncanny valley” at the high end of hotness where most people find you less attractive if you’re too perfect looking. Most women find the guy on the left sexier. Many such cases!
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It’s not that she’s “mid”, it’s the modernity doesn’t reward traditionally feminine features through popular representation as they did 50 years ago. She has a small chin, round cheeks and a softer body over an angular face and sharp jawline. Still beautiful!
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People who have a lot of casual sex also have a very low disgust threshold; one reason why promiscuity is a leftist coded and why on the adverse end of the spectrum many people on the right wing have hang ups about sex.
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@FischerKing64 The other pernicious "charity" scam is when grocery store checkouts ask if you want to donate $1 to whatever thing they're shilling to they can compound their tax writeoffs.
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The fastest way to get blackpilled is to discover how many people are on SSRIs or any other kind of psychiatric medication
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All a woman really wants is a pervert to call her own.
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My boyfriend is Irish. Of course, we use racial slurs in the bedroom.
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Therapy culture has gaslit people into believing that there’s something wrong with them, to interpret normal struggles as traumas & wedged the gender divide further by feminizing men and problematizing normal gender relations.
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