Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛ @batailleordie Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

1 month

Went to Walmart to buy paper towels. And the teen cashier told me “do you feel like a storm is coming? Like a virus or something? Well I hope you and your family will survive whatever comes next” david lynch ass dialogue lmao

6

164

3K

Last Seen Profiles

@grzelielivy

@dygrzzly

@jaehyunyil

@1985okeisuke

@taesanstarz

@jetackerman

@woonhakoz

@Vianasas

@Rhodestexas

@CarlosBaulde

@oldgamma

@LunaMaya26

@106_Code

@harrysiegel

@Fitriniez06

@RiffatWrites

@rivamesta

@globalyapper189

@suwazo

@CoachMarkWatson

@Aviation_Pub

@DeniseEale87206

@Pecintastw4050

@New_unchiman

@Anza_Borrego

@Fitriniez06

@DqMhp

@Ricktw1tter

@disabilitylogkr

@fuoco_yukitani

@LINGsCARS

@ouchseungmin

@itskodomo

@sohailabid

@Chavis11Robert

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@afrocosmist That cat is not cool at all

9

4

1K

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@merrittk Read the subs, just today, they localized it Ocean Beach. He couldn’t buy the rights. Couldn’t buy the rights, folks.

1

15

291

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@kslane Not funny. His brother Eric died from being held.

4

1

226

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@evan7257 Clothing sizes still the biggest challenge for the right in 2017

0

16

93

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 months

@moseshessstan @classfrenemy Japan has four native ethnicities

2

0

101

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@camtology @jackcalifano Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts of 1844 — Human Requirements and Division of Labour Under the Rule of Private Property

1

2

97

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

11 months

@madamphetamine Camille Paglia fueled by her bitterness that her enemies don’t know who she is, and her friends are not as relevant as relevant as her targets

0

101

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@TheLincoln Derrida being asked about Seinfeld energy

1

0

101

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

17 days

@lokitekone 👆op got horny and mad at the supermarket, thoroughly indulged in an exceedingly violent fantasy to cover up the fact that he couldn’t stop thinking about that kid, and then ran home to tweet about it because he can’t get him out of his mind

0

88

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

@bigblackjacobin Eerily empty store too. Told him that life is a tightrope walk and that I’ve been lucky until now

1

0

73

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@teachrobotslove That communist? His name was Jesus Christ

2

0

69

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

9 months

@Thecommander236 @MorePerfectUS They should just cut this down to $40/hr and save a lot of money tho

0

61

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

@aphexurbanite One of the weirdest thing growing up was realizing that ppl that talk like @aphexurbanite are just big giant children. They sound like adults, they make the motions, but everything they say shows that they have no real understanding of the world

0

1

61

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 months

@swolecialism Counterpoint

2

3

55

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

9 months

The husband of the no porn lady should start writing erotica now that he has no access to social media— like by candle light, with a fountain pen, on lamb skin parchment

1

4

50

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

27 days

@credenzaclear2 Kant is a good response to Hume’s skepticism, but N. brings up some serious problems (eg it’s hard to sustain the experience/categories distinction) and proposes some interesting follow ups: attention to immanence, will as creator of values, relationship between desire/truth

1

0

52

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

11 months

@bigblackjacobin Italy before the ii wwar while nationally unified was still hugely fragmented to the point that most ppl still talked dialect, and italian was just starting to spread through fledgling public education and the radio. As such cuisine was extremely local and isolated

0

1

47

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 years

@pegobry Congratulations Shinji, but I’m built different

0

46

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@wydna777 @areyousurebruv Buddhists famously love life and seek rebirth

0

1

45

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@yungz0rn Spending 30 min to cook a hashbrown from scratch for my toddler, then eating it out of spite

0

42

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

6 months

@micahsb @DavidKlion @whstancil Nobody knows how a primary would go, and anyone who claims otherwise is either a snake oil salesman or trying avoid a vote they are not sure they would win.

3

0

40

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

27 days

@btaubz @chrislhayes Yes it’s ok. Why is it not?

2

0

36

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Dudes in the streets of Milan singing “queen, queen go fuck your self”

0

2

35

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

11 months

@TrueAnonPod @allahliker Remember also to google often for news and details about the crime so that the police will know that you didn’t know anything about it and why now you do know

1

29

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@meaganmday The only reason Neera Tanden has a job is to avoid the vexing question on why she doesn't have a reflection in mirrors

1

2

27

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@dorseyshaw @turing_police Mace and sickle

0

23

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

First line in a novel: This is LA, the New York of the west coast

3

1

27

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@panamaorange @viperwave

1

3

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Been applying for the last two months with my d&d character sheet pdf instead of my resume

1

5

24

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 years

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s moon and rising…

0

2

26

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 years

I wanted to be Flaubert's rottweiler, but instead I'm just Schopenhauer's poodle.

0

5

22

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Imagine how embarrassing… how embarrassing it would be, to be the guy in the movie theater asking me to stop doing whippits

3

0

24

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

17 days

@merrittk Those people are somehow all in my “for you” tab

1

0

26

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

The realization that Boogie Nights is just a worse version of Dune is actually depressing me. I’ll just be sitting here and then realize “that’s why there is all the cocaine” or “Jack Horner is just Duncan Idaho” or “Dirk Diggler’s ‘Worm’ huh?

1

3

25

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@UsingCigarettes Why would a man hangout with another guy unless they are trying to get something “more”?

1

0

23

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 years

Why aren't publishers giving more voice to authors like @GuyInYourMFA ? We need more writers like that.

1

5

22

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 months

@Jabaluck An economist: “let’s assume that all art is just circles”

1

0

23

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

@revjonesearl As if standards are not at their lowest when students are considered customers

1

24

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Making a living by arbitraging the $15 difference on whippit prices between chicago and ny

2

0

23

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Incredibly sad that this 1000 year old olive tree perished in the Sardinian wildfires

0

3

22

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@Papapishu @evepeyser

1

2

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

@txtarheeldad @iridium_tea @anthonyzenkus @AGHamilton29 As the three stooges?

0

22

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@felonyfuckbuddy Every edge is a pose 😂

0

20

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

21 days

@quantian1 @ABDeBarua1 The point of comparison was the immediate clarity to the layman not the same type rigor. But I would say math has more in common with constantly reinterpreting Hegel, than the iterative process of prediction and error that Liam ascribes to natural sciences

0

21

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

19 days

@wifekisser303 They both share a common origin in romanticism

0

22

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@sam_kriss His name sounds v. foreign to me. Is he even in the US on a work visa? I'm not sure, but I'll call ICE and let them sort it out

0

1

20

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Improvising a carbonara in my date’s kitchen

0

20

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

Crazy

0

3

21

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 years

Van Gogh is going to seat on it

1

2

21

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 years

Foucault: “bussy stands for bourgeois pussy”

0

2

20

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

At Nitehawk, writing my erotic memoir on the ordering notes

1

0

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

23 days

@JerryTurin @DanielDenvir You know when someone has been consistently humiliated online by the fact that they start talking nonsense like “the perpetual hatred of neo-marxists”

0

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

In ancient times your cousin would just come back from his trip abroad and tell you all about some brand new gods they got down there and that you haven’t even heard about. Wild

0

1

18

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

2 years

@JavierBurdman A Deleuzian answer

0

18

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 months

@meemodoteth @opinonhaver Sounds like lack of imagination

1

0

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

9 months

@rejaniced When she asks to roll

0

15

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

22 days

@AAC0519 @DavidKlion When they don’t drool on themselves, yes

0

18

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

14 days

0

2

19

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

24 days

Challengers but it’s Lacan and Bataille with Sylvie

2

1

18

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@NotBrunoAgain Solitaire is an ai generated game

0

17

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@NeeedlesEye @LegoRacers2 There is a movie about it:

The Hunchback of Rome - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

1

0

16

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

@IronDuke64 @BKnightwell @5489735 @TheBabushkaShow @eigenrobot @libconservative @Manchu__ Dude your internet persona is a British aristocrat: one of the biggest gangs of thieves and thugs history has ever seen lmao

3

0

17

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 months

@EliTruax @MazMHussain Incredible, it’s as if you completely missed the point of the Voltaire quote on your profile

1

0

17

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

14 days

@postcyborg The word verse comes from versus, the turn of the plow. We’ll be writing poetry once again in the fields

1

2

17

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Fleetwood Mac

0

3

15

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

11 months

Just found my gf staring out of the window w this tweet open on her laptop

dinny

@dinfowars

11 months

Imagine bedding a man who can pronounce l'occitane

2

0

8

0

15

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@adamjohnsonNYC /voting elects ethno-nationalists Let's not throw the baby out w/ the bath water /voting rewards leftists Universal suffrage was a mistake

0

11

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Reading the new Franzen on a plane, visibly shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree w him

1

0

14

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

@debdrens I feel it was just arguing to keep business open: the virus isn’t real —> even if it’s real it isn’t dangerous —> even if it’s dangerous we can’t wait for the vaccine because they are more dangerous than the virus or if not more dangerous they won’t work

1

0

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

@rjgarrick @Wokieleaksalt @20committee Theatre nerds used to call him Posebitch while beating him up for his lunch money tho

1

0

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

11 months

@theninjagreg @jessehawken @willmenaker He also admits that his case fits the cases allowed by the pope for the use of contraception, but he won’t have it, they have to risk it all

Thy Geekdom Come🇻🇦

@ThyGeekdomCome

11 months

We fit quite safely into Humanae Vitae’s allowance for **indefinite** use of NFP to avoid conception. We’d gladly have more if it were safe, but — God willing — we won’t have more. Because it’s not safe. But my wife and I will always refuse to use contraception.

12

5

128

2

0

14

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

26 days

@DigbyGoesDown @the_transit_guy So many apologies from someone’s whose bio says “unapologetic conservative”

0

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 days

@Jahaza @CuratorPunished @suzania Doesn’t sound that ridiculous when the majority of the “pro-life” movement stops caring about the life of children immediately after they are born.

0

15

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

8 years

[paris review interview voice] as a writer the only Pokemon I'm interested in capturing is the human condition...

0

5

14

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

I don't really get why ppl are into self-help. The last thing I'd want is advice from a writer...

1

4

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

1

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

POV: you are in a re-education camp

0

3

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

5 months

@gdmorejon It’s beautiful

0

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

On my way to a bodega for a chopped cheese

0

2

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

dead wife on VHS tape: Stooop! What are you doing ;) are you recording me? *lights crack pipe*

0

2

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

There’s something to be said about the way film breaks the minds even of those who had only a cursory encounter with it. Truly the forbidden art

1

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

8 years

The hate of sophistication is the hate of culture, and without culture good luck convincing anyone to forgo their self-interest...

0

2

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@BikeParts1987 @TheOnion Society if cis dudes cared as hard about fairness in society as they care about high school sports

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

7 years

The cocaine of the proletariat.

1

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

My contribution to the movers discourse is that once I left a foursome at 9am to help @dinfowars move.

4

1

13

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

I actually enjoyed every book I read in school

0

10

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

With AI you will be able to see what’s on Böcklin’s Isle of the Dead

flglmn

@flglmn

1 year

of all paintings why would you pick the scream to embellish with side quests

20

11

133

2

11

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@UsingCigarettes @desdollas I would want someone to hold my hand if we hit a patch of rough air and I do a little scream

0

10

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 months

@CovfefeAnon @PTogekiss @TylerMo41608321 @pervertputt This is the stupidest thing I heard all day, and there was a guy going around who ended up agreeing with Hitler after using ai to translate his speeches.

1

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

9 years

@Manda_like_wine probably drinking the afternoon away on my stoop, waiting for a friend to pass by, while longing for death.

0

1

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Imagining Ryan Philippe wearing these in cruel intentions

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@synshow @cushbomb “Very impressed w the hospitality and class at the Salo Villa”

0

10

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

6 months

@rejaniced Product designer at Panera googling “how much caffeine can we put in one drink?”

0

8

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 month

Why should I care about my genetic legacy when I could have an epigenetic legacy through art?

2

0

11

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

Shawty down bad, she is reading brothers karamazov again

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

3 years

The suggestion that life might be a simulation

0

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

10 months

@ConradBastable It’s not an American myth, you can find it in Wilhelm von Humboldt, who created the model for the modern western university— but you wouldn’t know that

0

1

12

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

@no_earthquake There was brief blip between the invention of speech and the first lie too

0

11

Anton Ivanov 🐦‍⬛

@batailleordie

1 year

Eventually they will try to sell me the teeth I keep losing in my dreams

0

11