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3 years

@pankisseskafka Thinking that windowless rooms encourage collaboration and socialization is like thinking that solitary confinement encourages self-reflection and meditation.

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@RonPaul @Facebook If anything @RonPaul should be celebrating a private company exercising its right to manage its property however it sees fit. Libertarian ideals and all, right?

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@fuckyouiquit Didn’t we all learn this in high school Biology? When the necessities (food, shelter, etc) are readily available, reproduction increases. When the necessities are a struggle, reproduction decreases. Applies to humans too.

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@deesnider If you’re not familiar with this Dee Snider then sit this one out, y’all

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@RexChapman There’s a tiger on the loose but the real issue is this architecture

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@FrontierMontana @Cotton_MT Please keep owning the libs by building higher density, affordable urban housing.

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@JDumasReports We’re still criticizing an athletes body language after a loss?

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@WarrenJWells An elderly driver, right? This is going to happen more and more as the boomers hit 75+ And to keep driving they just need t pass the written DMV test

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@laurie_reid @jordylancaster She’s upset her cult leader is being taken down

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3 years

@CNN More unstable? What the holy hell would that look like?

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@livrockeman @fightfor15 @katiadmi Free Market Capitalism says raise wages until labor chooses to work. There’s no shortage of CEOs.

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@primalpoly Nah. Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are how freedom is supposed to work. If you don’t like how business is being done take yours elsewhere. That’s freedom, it’s not cancel culture. Don’t whine when someone you disagree with exercises freedom.

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@WarrenJWells Elderly drivers being a problem is not talked about enough.

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@WUTangKids Conservatives heads exploding finding out Dropkick Murphys are leftist, pro-unions in 3, 2, 1…

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@rkenesky @RexChapman It’s a little Erie that I found that funny.

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@washingtonpost “It’s not clear what Florida’s laws were at the time as Bouchard did not specify the year the girl was impregnated.” You know when Bouchard was born and you know he was 18. We realize y’all were journalism majors but do the math.

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@LethalityJane After seeing what happened to Asian businesses during Covid I have little faith that people have the decency required to leave Russian grandmas alone

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@TheWiseCrow1 @APompliano Or paying employees

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@JoePompliano He is carrying the entire food network. Triple D, Guys Grocery Games, Guys Big Bite, and like 6 others. Literally, he’s the network right now

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@JDVance1 Free market capitalism is great until it comes after you, eh?

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@waltermasterson They’re so weird. Why would anyone get in a tizzy over this?

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@TommyG @jemelehill Yet here you are tweeting about her.

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@xtinacomputes Imagine being triggered by a straw when you could just drink a beverage like a grown up

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@nytimes @NYTmag Tell us you’ve always been paid more than you’re worth without telling us…

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@stlouisfed Cuz we eat Thanksgiving dinner for the protein content

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@FuckCarsReddit If reducing cars on freeways is the goal, why not spend $350Billion on housing in cities?

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@JohnFugelsang And all this time I thought WWII ended when Obama wore a tan suit.

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@washingtonpost If all lives mattered, the All Lives Matter crowd would be wearing masks.

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@DudespostingWs Is that really a win though?

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@EricMorath Is this a serious article, bruh? Free Market Capitalists: “The minimum wage shouldn’t exist because competition for employees will drive wages up” Same People: “I don’t understand why I can’t find employees even though I haven’t raised wages to compete”

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@michaelharriot And The Federalist Society is behind this movement. People don’t realize how coordinated and planned this has been. It’s been in the works for decades

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@duty2warn Same people that call the rest of us sheeple.

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@PessPatriot @_Crypto_Maniac_ @KamalaHarris @donlemon @washingtonpost @CNN @SpeakerPelosi The home owners are inviting them in, so yeah

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@aubreystrobel I’d say flags on a car is more of signal than flags at a house

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@BillyPilgrim26 @joncoopertweets An anti vaxxer physician…. Yeah, look elsewhere

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@twism21 @espn Then you don’t know the history of racism in this country

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@robotwrestler @COVID19Tracking Right up there with the federal response to Katrina. Maybe putting people that hate government shouldn’t be in charge of it.

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@SenWhitehouse Can we start by bringing The Federalist Society out into the light?

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@DanPriceSeattle Capitalists: “the free market allows labor to choose to work at a certain wage or not” Also Capitalists: “I can’t find anyone work for my shit wages, there’s something wrong with people”

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@TheawesomeK2 @libsoftiktok “Apache” is an adjective “helicopter” is a noun

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@SheLiveth @nbcwashington Do you always blame the victim or just when cars are used to kill children?

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@dannykanell You’re so right! Why aren’t people asking more questions about cardiac arrest in young athletes? Oh wait. They are. Check out this article from 2015, which is pre-Covid vaccine…right?

Young athletes are dropping dead at alarming rates—and it has nothing to do with concussions

Until something changes, young athletes will continue to die preventable deaths.

qz.com

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@TheRealHoarse I’m good with him getting virus advice from Joe Rogan as long as he gets ALL of his medical advice from him. Shoulder injury? Joe Rogan Knee injury? Joe Rogan Concussion? Joe Rogan

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@AlchemicalDaddy Then do everything else as child. Everything. Back to elementary school. No drivers license. No ID. No voting. Early bedtime. Do NOT participate in the adult world. Think about what that means

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@drvolts Shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone. I mean it’s the same response we’ve seen for 20 yrs regarding school shootings and gun violence.

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@davenewworld_2 We should know this guys name before lunch today

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@ClimateHuman Let’s start with eliminating tax benefits for owning private jets. That seems achievable

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@EricMorath Any thoughts on why there’s no shortage of CEO’s? Hint: it has to do with the compensation

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@WTOP Friendly reminder: You’re not in traffic, you are traffic.

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@RightWingCope And let’s be clear, Cory didn’t do it to help the customers. He did it to not get fired from the only employer in Clarksburg.

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@rettlerb @ChrisMattson11 If they had imbedded that cost into the price of the food you never would have noticed

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@MSNBC Former top Trump aide Kellyanne Conway will be fired because she refuses President Biden's request to resign from an Air Force Academy advisory board. Fixed it

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@northernstar171 @washingtonpost Or smarter voters

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@EddieBacon9 @CalltoActivism You really don’t know why children scream on planes? It’s literally has nothing to do with how they’re parented.

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@jasonselvig I thought guns made us safer

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@Willingham5Star @davidgura Tell us more about how you’re boycotting a company that’s anti-right wing domestic terrorism

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@BontaHill Maybe MAGA ownership is not a FA magnet. Have we considered that?

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@SedaryRaymaker @WUTangKids Or suicide with bow and arrow

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@sfchronicle Another elderly driver that shouldn’t be driving. As Boomers age this is going to happen more and more

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@jjustin173 @wfaa @MikeBacsik What if we eliminated the guns?

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@fold_app Out to dinner in Chicago and the waiter says “This is the second Fold card I’ve seen. Glad to see it’s growing.” So I tipped extra figuring the sats back would eventually cover the entire meal.

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@extrabaggs “Not consider anyone with a DV incident…” So…Larry Baer is grandfathered in?

Videos shows Giants CEO Larry Baer pulling wife to ground

Larry Baer said he has apologized to his wife for a physical altercation that was captured on camera.

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@GenXBitcoin @Scaramucci How about we all just start with the original dose and see how it goes from there? Cool?

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@KariLake @gatewaypundit This should definitely be investigated! Spoiler: every time election fraud is investigated it turns out that republicans are the guilty ones

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@xIn5aNeShOt @RexChapman That’s how analogies work

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@TheGoodLiars Just like trumps sexual assault victims deserved it. Trump is a predator conman and too many Americans are falling for it.

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@TrumpHatesYouA1 @Mikel_Jollett When you realize it’s a cult it makes more sense.

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@CNN Good people on both sides, eh? Nope. As a nation we shouldn’t compromise regarding bigotry, racism, misogyny and general assholery from one side

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@BadVaccineTakes Biggest takeaway, those were the fastest blood test results in the history of the world

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@stevis78 @jimrome @RexChapman And working his ass off to put good into the world. What are you doing?

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@WUTangKids John McCain and Hillary Clinton were right

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@theBahjat @CBSNews @jeffpeguescbs Probably a Christian white guy....and he’ll be described as mentally unstable but a one-off, in no way representative of Christians or white men.

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@duty2warn Money shouldn’t matter when the candidate is this bad. This is on the people of Ohio

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@aussie_jew @DanPriceSeattle Fear that someone “undeserving” might be able to afford something nice.

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@RexChapman Most American thing ever; the hubris of driving into a flood and needing rescue.

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@cameron Bruh, this is how the free market is supposed to work. Neil Young just happened to be public and transparent about his issues with Spotify. He didn’t like the way they do business. He said so. He left. If he had left over artist compensation you’d be celebrating him.

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@georgehahn If only Forbes would publish a list of greatest philanthropists everyday instead of “Worlds richest man”… These dudes are competitive and like to see their names at the top of lists. Philanthropy should be a celebrated contest. Right now Makenzie Bezos is winning.

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@fatcompressor @JenniferSey Or wonder why we were so callous about people dying

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@RexChapman @DollyParton I clicked just to hear Dolly Parton say “Don’t be a dumbass.” I was not disappointed

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@MLB @SFGiants @HankookTireUSA @Dodgers @astros @whitesox @RaysBaseball @Brewers @Padres @RedSox @Yankees The @SFGiants have had the best record in baseball nearly the entire season. I’m not sure “back on top” is really what you meant.

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@Reuters Since when is being decent activism?

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@Mikel_Jollett Remind us, who has the series lead in free throws… by a wide margin?

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@GeorgeTakei “I know exactly who you are and that’d why this is so much fun”

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@rocketcheddar @Mikel_Jollett @perri_goldstein That’s the rub, “we need more guns to prevent tyranny. Oh wait, I’ll just vote FOR it.”

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@jemelehill @tedcruz stands with the unvaxxed @NBA players but no way in hell he’s taking a knee with them.

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@hermanmeowville @BBCWorld Read the article. It’s not even the bar exam she’s failing. It’s the baby bar.

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@DanPriceSeattle Just imagine if we removed all the million dollar salaries abd advertising dollars that the insurance companies pay out. Costs would go way down

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@MLB @Phillies @bryceharper3 I’m sorry, what place are the Nats in?