monica was simply born in the wrong generation. her generation and the one before her did her so dirty.
if she was gen z she would have a podcast, a book deal, and a makeup line.
My Bitcoin price target is $238,855. I arrived at this price target by googling the distance between the earth and the moon and converting it from miles to dollars.
Why has the American flag become political? This is my first 4th of July in NYC and this morning when I grabbed a coffee, I noticed there are no American flags anywhere. The city isn’t decorated. It felt like a normal day.
It ended up raining and my friends and I had nothing to…
Wondering why your Thanksgiving groceries cost more this year? It’s because greedy corporations are charging Americans extra just to keep their stock prices high. This is outrageous.
some dude in a bar in west village tonight is going to say on a 1-10 richter scale, you’re an 11 and it’s going to work on some girl. they’re going to get married. they’re going to have 5 kids and a golden retriever in greenwich, ct. the end.
Millennial job interviews: “We found a photo of you with a red solo cup on MySpace...so unfortunately we’re going to pass.”
Gen Z job interviews: “We saw the TikTok of you twerking with the Bernie supporters — hysterical. We want to give you the offer as our head of content.”
Elon saying “Go fuck yourself” live on CNBC and them not expecting it, so there was no profanity delay, and therefore it violated FCC guidelines means CNBC gets fined. Hilarious
its 2021
BTC Is at $62,000
my personal trainer goes:
"damn, I wish I would’ve met you 10 years ago so I would’ve bought BTC."
I say
"No, you wouldn’t have.”
He nods. We finish my workout in silence.
Airbnbs be like please strip the sheets, take out the trash, repot all the plants in the backyard, rake the leaves, powerwash the driveway, regrout the tiles, and pay a $900 cleaning fee and $300 service fee tysm for staying with us
gotta love how the narrative is "crypto is a rowdy bunch mad about taxes" when this country was literally founded by people who were dumping tea into a harbor for the same reason
My Bitcoin price target is $238,855. I arrived at this price target by googling the distance between the earth and the moon and converting it from miles to dollars.
Born too late to see humans on the moon, too early to see humans on Mars but just about the right time to see a cringe TikToker add bitcoin to the US balance sheet
Tesla will resume accepting bitcoin as payment once the cryptocurrency’s power-hungry miners go halfway green, CEO Elon Musk tweeted Sunday.
@realDannyNelson
Bitcoin’s impact on the environment has been a controversial topic.
I teamed up with
@hello_bitcoin
to explain the truth behind the electrification of money.