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advisor to @trustmachinesco , @trylolli , @pubkey_nyc . I have a podcast @theaubservation . filmmaker: Lekker Feeling

New York, NY
Joined May 2009
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new aubservation ep live! ⚡️ we discuss the disparities between the younger generation & their parents. enjoy!
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“Margot Robbie is mid”
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monica was simply born in the wrong generation. her generation and the one before her did her so dirty. if she was gen z she would have a podcast, a book deal, and a makeup line.
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My Bitcoin price target is $238,855. I arrived at this price target by googling the distance between the earth and the moon and converting it from miles to dollars.
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Why has the American flag become political? This is my first 4th of July in NYC and this morning when I grabbed a coffee, I noticed there are no American flags anywhere. The city isn’t decorated. It felt like a normal day. It ended up raining and my friends and I had nothing to…
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No, Liz. It's because 40% of US dollars in existence were printed in the last 12 months. Nice try tho
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Wondering why your Thanksgiving groceries cost more this year? It’s because greedy corporations are charging Americans extra just to keep their stock prices high. This is outrageous.
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some dude in a bar in west village tonight is going to say on a 1-10 richter scale, you’re an 11 and it’s going to work on some girl. they’re going to get married. they’re going to have 5 kids and a golden retriever in greenwich, ct. the end.
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if you log off of Twitter and go outside, you'll find out that most people are not fighting about Elon or discussing the FTX collapse
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me going to someone's house and asking if i can help with anything before dinner
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this man was playing chess
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Millennial job interviews: “We found a photo of you with a red solo cup on MySpace...so unfortunately we’re going to pass.” Gen Z job interviews: “We saw the TikTok of you twerking with the Bernie supporters — hysterical. We want to give you the offer as our head of content.”
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Elon saying “Go fuck yourself” live on CNBC and them not expecting it, so there was no profanity delay, and therefore it violated FCC guidelines means CNBC gets fined. Hilarious
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He's dropping his own NFT collection
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Bill Gates explaining the Internet (1995) Paris Hilton explaining NFTs (2021)
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@elonmusk this you?
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deleted all my dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (running a high‑stakes poker ring before being arrested by the FBI)
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those buying bitcoin at these prices are legends
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Still one of the most inspirational photos to me.
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Coinbase’s new ad truly embodies the millennial experience. Well done 👏🏼
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on Rainier 🗻
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hi
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also for the few people who did smile, wave, and wish a happy 4th - made me so happy. felt united with some strangers. ♥️
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Gotta love the due diligence process over at Tesla.
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she's a 9.1 but it's only due to inflation
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As a society, I don’t think we’re freaking out enough about deepfake technology.
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my twenties are so great! 😊 - sky-high inflation - global pandemic - whole generation unmarried - nobody gets to retire
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Charlie Munger and Henry Kissinger living to 100 and you're drinking Athletic Greens.
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When bitcoin hits 100k We're all getting boyfriends
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sell me this pen(guin)
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@WallStreetSilv i know this is a wild take from me, but i don't think every major incident revolves around america
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“11 spot bitcoin ETFs!?” “Liz, I did the best I could…okay.”
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There’s 21 million bitcoin, but only 1 me.
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holding the original sign
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germans are built different
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u hold the private keys to my ❤️
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Tbh I think China banning bitcoin mining is a bullish case for bitcoin.
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the view from my window 🗽
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my thoughts on the market
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yeah sex is great, but have you ever said no and not explained yourself
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its 2021 BTC Is at $62,000 my personal trainer goes: "damn, I wish I would’ve met you 10 years ago so I would’ve bought BTC." I say "No, you wouldn’t have.” He nods. We finish my workout in silence.
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Bitcoin Twitter is tweeting like it just went through the worst breakup. The cooler move would be to just not say anything.
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when you hang out with your crypto anon friends
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future children: "mom, how did you afford to send us to college?" me: "well..."
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here’s a pic of me not enjoying myself
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Had a blast speaking at Bitcoin 2021 and unveiling the Lolli app!
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The sexual tension between everyone and everyone in New York is at an all-time high.
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Is this a normal Airbnb interaction lol
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Bitcoin made it so you don't have to go to college to be rich.
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Airbnbs be like please strip the sheets, take out the trash, repot all the plants in the backyard, rake the leaves, powerwash the driveway, regrout the tiles, and pay a $900 cleaning fee and $300 service fee tysm for staying with us
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a group of simps is called a simphony
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Become good at what others are bad at: listening & being alone.
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gotta love how the narrative is "crypto is a rowdy bunch mad about taxes" when this country was literally founded by people who were dumping tea into a harbor for the same reason
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if nyc shuts down again. i’m going off the grid. buying land. and being in nature
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to think i’ve been doing this for free
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My best friend, an auditor at the Fed...
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men will post a full paragraph on tom brady's retirement but won't talk about their feelings
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dark brown hair for fall 🍁 🍂
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I said what I said
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My Bitcoin price target is $238,855. I arrived at this price target by googling the distance between the earth and the moon and converting it from miles to dollars.
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Facebook down 22% on the fact that investors realize it’s Facebook
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Bitcoin is the answer
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❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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you gotta be fucking kidding me
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gm from Saint-Tropez 🇫🇷
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imagine not working, building, or being in crypto in 2021
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I lost my grandfather today. So sudden and unexpected. If you pray, could you please say a prayer for the repose of his soul.
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they have us right where they want us
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Born too late to see humans on the moon, too early to see humans on Mars but just about the right time to see a cringe TikToker add bitcoin to the US balance sheet
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My Twitter feed right now #doge
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You know you don't have to wake up every day and start fights with strangers on the internet.
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Drake is just Taylor Swift for men
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Friendly reminder that you’re an idiot if you buy a Tesla with bitcoin.
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Tesla will resume accepting bitcoin as payment once the cryptocurrency’s power-hungry miners go halfway green, CEO Elon Musk tweeted Sunday. @realDannyNelson
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im sorry i roasted you when i was attempting to flirt
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ok mom
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idk what this man did but he's fighting for his life rn
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whattup
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go birds 🦅
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the biggest ick from any human is when you're in a conversation and realize they haven't asked one question the entire time
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can’t believe this weather
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moved into my first big girl apartment today
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if you need us, we’ll be right here
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Men will get on Clubhouse for five hours, but they won't give their own grandmother a call.
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ain't it grand
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If Facebook dies in the metaverse does it die in real life?
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yeah sex is great but have you ever gotten fucked by the government's loan forgiveness plan
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dinner w friends 💗
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Bitcoin’s impact on the environment has been a controversial topic. I teamed up with @hello_bitcoin to explain the truth behind the electrification of money.
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"yeah i have a second. tell Gary to stand down on the Bitcoin ETF and buy the dip."
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I have expensive taste. So naturally I like bitcoin.
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“The vibes are off” is a valid excuse to get out of anything.
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imagine being 80 and wanting to run a country and not just wanting to live by the beach and be retired
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So much of life is chasing down people and companies to do their job right.
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frecks
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Your significant other should be your biggest hype man or woman.
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i like my dresses like i like my jpegs — backed by basically nothing
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Going all-in with effort is worth it. In a job, in a relationship, with a passion. If it fails, at least you weren’t a coward.
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i put one in everyone’s stocking
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If you see me selling fitness teas on Instagram, just know I lost it all.
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Venmo me $20 and I’ll comment “yikes” on your ex’s fundraising announcement.
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