mujtaba @jhandeya Twitter profile

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@jhandeya

4 months

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one bestfriend who you slowly fell out with for no particular reason

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@jhandeya

6 months

setting boundaries as a people pleaser

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what do you think is harder than this?

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@jhandeya

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beefing with poets has to be insane because how do u reply after this

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@Marsadist

3 months

@urlocalweedboy You could live a hundred lives and not love as deeply as I have and will in just one, behave yourself.

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going thru their likes at 8:00am like its the morning newspaper

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@jhandeya

1 year

this you?

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@jhandeya

6 months

u ever see oomfs interacting and just KNOW they in those dms flirting n shit

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@jhandeya

6 months

wrap this wrapped that i just want a rope wrapped around my neck

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@jhandeya

3 months

instagram being down reminds me of how down i am for you, these random moments of instagram absence remind me of your absence from my life. i miss how we were as unstable as instagrams servers, u dont have to text back tell your mom to text me on imsg

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@jhandeya

2 years

@Floawts @quanxi_xx this shit gets even more HD everytime i see it

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@jhandeya

10 months

bro in an educationship

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@reem4pm

10 months

if ur in a situationship w someone and they r constantly telling u to study and MAKING u study is that a good thing…

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@jhandeya

1 year

arrange marriage is scary, what if he's an attention deprived whore?

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@jhandeya

11 months

edda tu islamic king😭🤦‍♂️

Hamza

@nothamzafr

11 months

If being fat was “pretty” islam would’ve asked you to eat more n be obese n not exercise or stay in shape. Stop being delusional y’all are embarrassing at this point

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@jhandeya

11 months

barbie marketing team is like that clingy overly affectionate girl while oppenheimer's is that one emotionally unavailable and distant guy

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@jhandeya

10 months

avg A-levels farewell

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@jhandeya

2 years

sachi

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@jhandeya

6 months

how some of you are doing the worm trend on your "dad"

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@jhandeya

11 months

u guys would murder people over false blasphemy accusations yet worship this man for doing shit like this

Morpheus

@ReachMorpheuss

11 months

Reading the Quran... ❤

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@jhandeya

1 year

i would like to clarify these kids are cute like this for 1 hour only, the rest 23 hours are misery and pain filled source: my misery

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@ms_kabootar

1 year

God me when?😭

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@jhandeya

2 years

@isaaceccleston_ @sadiethink because they are?!?!?

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zindagi

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@jhandeya

1 year

? this u ?

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@jhandeya

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teddy bear

@teddy_bear206

1 year

Remember without hijab a girl will always sink. ✊🏻

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@jhandeya

1 year

twitter 😭

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@jhandeya

6 months

paki milk shops go more overboard than this on their opening nights dawg

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@artraitis

6 months

bhai Mumbai decor is so INSANE

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@jhandeya

1 year

lums shadi couple better than me cause i would've fallen in love w allat stuff happening

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@jhandeya

6 months

spotify wrapped reminded me of how you used to wrap me in your arms everyday, how our hearts used to beat in sync and our bodies danced to the lyrics of life, how we spent 54,485 minutes listening to each others bullshit, i miss u, say hi to ur mom for me

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@jhandeya

1 year

the multiple reasons:

caffeine and cigs

@coverofmagazine

1 year

u know u are hot when people hate u for no reason

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@jhandeya

9 months

hamara genuinely mazak uratey honge cambridge waley atp

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@jhandeya

7 months

gotta b insane the way some of you are more verbal about an actor dying than an active genocide

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@jhandeya

10 months

sometimes i get why we're hated

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@jhandeya

9 months

becoming a feminist ALHUMDULLILAH 🤍🙈🙈🙈

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@jhandeya

6 months

babe is it really a "man that treats you well" or a man who just treats you slightly better than your dad

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@jhandeya

1 year

you're supposed to follow the religion itself, not blindly follow the scholars interpretating it, so many issues would be resolved if people actually picked up the Quran and read it khud instead of blindly believing and following the mullahs

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@jhandeya

1 year

so what if he didn't find the link to urdu bazaar, he ended up finding something better, a bond of love

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@ayaankhawn

1 year

i'd walk through hell just to see her smile btw

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@jhandeya

1 year

pakistani men will cry for how women should be dependent on their husbands, and how the man is supposed to be the breadwinner only, however when they achieve said position, they go on to again cry as to how having that responsibility is shit and unfair, and how it's dragging them

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@realRaegenhere

1 year

What’s your stance on MEN that would get you in this position?

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@jhandeya

11 months

me eating kfc rn agreeing they suddenly upgraded their quality with same prices while mc donalds continues to downgrade quality and increase prices

Noman

@NomanChaudharyy

11 months

KFC has gone so crowded over the last few months - What could be the possible reason?! Comparatively economical with better taste?!

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@jhandeya

4 months

pak vs india fights

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@jhandeya

1 year

first date idea!! ask opinion on andrew tate, malala, and imran khan as an opener

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@lanadelmeem

1 year

Amreeka mein reh kr b, Aik British elite se shaadi kr k b agar Apki angrezi Itni pathetic hai to laanat hai bai Aisi “Training” per ! And idc how many haters I get after this !

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@jhandeya

3 years

journey kehlo beshaq

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@jhandeya

2 years

i gotta be honest bro, last person i expected to see simping in his comments was noor💀💀💀

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@jhandeya

10 months

wakeup babe time for ur yearly "we demand justice cambridge" thread knowing they dgaf abt u😭🤍

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@jhandeya

1 year

avg brown boy car on A level last days

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@abeeharajputtt_

1 year

POLS AAGI POLS

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@jhandeya

6 months

620 to 320 HAS TO BE INSANEEE

nooru 🇵🇸

@nooruleemann

6 months

LOLLLLLL in ur face mcdonalds

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@jhandeya

11 months

iron deficiency ki kami

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@strawb3rryspic3

11 months

pakistan me iron deficiency ki bohat kami he shezad roy was right 💯

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@jhandeya

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

I'm anti-PDM, anti-LGBTQ, anti-Feminist & anti-Liberal. That's just who I am. If my tweets offend you, then you're free to block me. I don't care about getting "canceled". I can't fake a personality to please snowflakes for clout.

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@jhandeya

3 months

socho kal election ke result announce kardein aur hafte ka mazeed off miljai

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@jhandeya

10 months

yeh cambridge ne bhenchod is bar 1947 ka badla utara hai kya

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@jhandeya

8 months

we're cooking them so bad but you just know the dha rich kids are gonna eat this shit up

HUSH🧚🏻‍♀️

@unknowshka

8 months

The designs are so bad 😭😭 Oh god, the big ass tags? You aren’t miu miu dear, 4k for tshirt that looks so bad. It’s a Canon event

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@jhandeya

10 months

ehsaas e kamtri ki, misalein banchuki thi, afredo fettucini

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@zaynsjjk

10 months

looking like he’s about to sing for coke studio

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@jhandeya

2 years

@wildtiktokss he's probably gonna start doing jutsu signs or shit

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@jhandeya

1 year

@still_oppressed blud thinks shes her

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@jhandeya

8 months

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dusky and ambivert.

@callmemahrani

8 months

Letting your daughters and sisters dance in front of Na-Mehrams while wearing sleeveless or backless clothes showing off their bodies is entirely disgusting behavior that our wedding culture has adopted so far and it is completely immoral no matter how much you justify it.

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@jhandeya

5 months

"are u a dom or a sub" im a terrible person

fizzzaaaa🕷🎧🕸☆

@skaterrrgf

5 months

"are u a dom or a sub?" im a kitten . meow :3

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@jhandeya

3 months

M/J caie ki marking is election se zyada fair thi

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@jhandeya

2 years

@HassunMujeeb @FatimaaaHasan the dickriding is wild 🙏

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@jhandeya

3 months

i think worst breed are people who are 2-3 years older than you and act like they're aware of everything in the world and the younger rest are just stupid

mujtaba // maddy stan

@mujtabaffs

3 months

These newly 18-19 year olds who voted PTI for the first time in their lives. if you kids had actually watched 2018 Elections instead of watching tiktok you would've realised that this was the most FAIR election in Pakistan's History. PMLN had voters everywhere in whole Pakistan.

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@jhandeya

4 months

how do u hate your dad yet act exactly like him bro

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@jhandeya

6 months

u know it's funny when the problem acts like the victim

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@jhandeya

1 year

at that moment she realised why she picked a pakistani before

fay

@lidlbich

1 year

VARUN DHAWAN PICKED GIGI HADID UP AND TWIRLED HER AROUND HAHAHA WTF girlie stumbled off stage 😭😭😭😭😭

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@jhandeya

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@jhandeya

2 years

@DrSadiaA @DarakhshaanAwan "oh wow it didn't happen to me therefore it doesn't happen anywhere, fake!!"

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@jhandeya

9 months

always the islamabadis

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@jhandeya

4 months

"its not that deep" well it would've been the mariana trench if i did that to you wouldn't it

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@jhandeya

1 year

its always "haha i need a silly goofy guy" until the guy actually starts being silly and goofy

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@HadsMads

1 year

All the girls were having a crush on that fake lums dulha until…

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@jhandeya

1 year

shehryar munawar is like the male bestfriend the way he does a photoshoot w every girl that gets divorced

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@jhandeya

3 months

how do you see a child excelling and your first thought is to subject her to your idiotic political war knowing what kind of audience you attract with it

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@StaaaPlaar

3 months

- When your IQ is higher than Einstein, but still supporting corrupt, thief, money laundrer, murderer, Shahbaz and Nawaz, Shame burn your 34 subject.

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@jhandeya

11 months

mehndi wale baal ✔️ weird ass beard done ✔️ wannabe raees glasses ✔️ circle wale earings ✔️ CERTIFIED KORANGI BOY😭❤️😭❤️

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@jhandeya

9 months

some of yall be like FEMINISM💗 and then continue to interact w the most misogynist man known to mankind

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@jhandeya

10 months

there was a time when the moral police wasnt a bunch of hypocrites

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@shutupsagarr

10 months

There was a time when women used to close the door while changing clothes but now 👌🏻

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@jhandeya

5 months

babe will u stop being mad if i get u the NYX Fat oil lip drip scrollin shade

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@jhandeya

8 months

wou pyari hai wou kar sakti hai

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@jhandeya

1 year

A level friendships is essentially getting betrayed by the few people you never expect, and losing the people you never thought you'd lose

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@jhandeya

10 months

ranbir had chemistry w every woman except his own wife

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@apparitionnow

10 months

now that rocky rani is out how would you rank these pairs on the basis of chemistry

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@jhandeya

1 year

its ok apko bhi miljaiga why worry

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@kaafisara

1 year

rip mardangi

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@jhandeya

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kuttey kahi key

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@hackerman_007

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@jhandeya

1 year

how did these dudes colonise us like be fucking fr

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@itvnews

1 year

Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince William

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@jhandeya

1 year

this u?

dusky and ambivert.

@callmemahrani

1 year

In Pakistan exposing your skin is getting so common from sleeveless to showing belly and legs. It became no big deal for women out there. Have you thought once before wearing such clothes? Who’re you? A Muslim woman whose Pardah is her ornament but choose to be at lowest of lows.

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@jhandeya

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agar mein bhi esi baddie pull karta tou dekh kar rone lag jata

zainab

@muazizsaariff

8 months

SHES CRYING HES CRYING THEYRE BOTH CRYING I THINK IM CRYING TOO WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNN

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@jhandeya

1 year

me and the salesman at bata

Irtaza Asif Azad

@thoughts_irtaza

1 year

reverse the gender posting and y'all will lose it pls man pls dont do this and emberasss yourself

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@jhandeya

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yaar-

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@jhandeya

1 year

i sooo agree w u!! so haram!! crazy tho this u

Alina🇵🇸

@heaven_rayy

1 year

@dosto_whiskey What they've done is wrong both Islamically and culturally. There is no concept of free will in Islam. We have boundaries and values so we can't glorify what's wrong. Least we can do is to call it wrong. Free will doesn't mean to forget everything n do whatever one wants.

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@jhandeya

5 months

yeah its okay, i just wouldn't have done that to you though

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@jhandeya

10 months

this isnt even bare minimum its like basic fucking human decency 😭

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@parthnemaa

10 months

never abused a single girl who made me sad & I feel so proud of it

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@jhandeya

2 years

"babe trust me, you're the only one i talk to"

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@jhandeya

11 months

"i dont see a hijab" maybe shes a revert slowly learning about Islam and maybe is on her own journey towards the Hijab? or is your empathy and open mindedness only limited to men

ibrahim

@Taimoor1Ibrahim

11 months

He's been a revert since less than a year which isnt a lot, you and other people have been muslims all their lives and still dont know most of the basics and dont even pray the farz, plus i dont see a hijab in ur pfp so u cant really talk about his awrah either, respectfully.

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@jhandeya

10 months

"i gotta chill😭😭"

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@jhandeya

2 months

seeing the chaand tonight reminded me of how the only chaand i could ever admire was you. Shaitan might be locked up but i still miss u so this is genuine, u dont have to text back - tell ur mom ramadan mubarak

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@jhandeya

1 year

"academic comeback" karte karte AS khatam hogaya

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@jhandeya

1 year

as a child i used to think they're the same person

- Aman

@Khwabfaroshiiii

1 year

Katrina Kaif vs Kareena Kapoor

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@jhandeya

11 months

pretty pics i took me thinks

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@jhandeya

3 months

twitter being banned reminds me of how you banned me from ever contacting you, this silence on the tl reminds me of the silent treatment you used to give me, i miss how u were toxic to me like PTI is to army, u dont have to text back just say hi to your mom for me

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@jhandeya

8 months

academic weapon ban'ne nikla tha academic butterknife bangaya

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@jhandeya

1 year

heyy babe do u wanna talk about the crumbling political economic state of pakistan with me :33

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@jhandeya

1 year

some of you guys love making a religion of peace seem miserable by enforcing self created barrier and sins, and trying to project them onto every new revert/practicing muslim

sai

@Saisailu97

1 year

what’s your hot take on desi culture that would have you in this position

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@jhandeya

10 months

screaming that caie results are important everywhere a day before isn't you being "realistic", its just you being an asshole

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