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Standup Comedian🎤 Model 💅🏻 Producer of @spendthenightkc

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The lady in Texas charged with murder for an abortion actually had a stillbirth (wasn’t even an abortion). The DA is now looking to dismiss the case. Texas arrested this woman, charged her with murder, and sent her to jail after she had a stillbirth.
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A woman in Louisiana is being forced to carry a fetus without a skull to term. It will be dead on delivery. Because abortion is banned, she’s being forced to carry a corpse for 6 more months. Roe v Wade kept us from stories like these every day.
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Ok so first of all, I was joking
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Been crying a lot since the chapelle special got released It’s not the hundreds of comments in my twitter calling me a man and calling me too sensitive, it’s finding out some of my friends care more about defending a guy who doesn’t even know who they are than they do about me
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Damn, all these chapelle fans insulting me is really changing my mind about the guy being hateful to trans women
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Penises on girls is like pineapple on pizza- it’s actually really good but a lot of people are huge bitches about it
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closeted trans guy told me “I don’t think my personality is good enough to get away with being a guy” that’s ok sweetie guys don’t usually let that stop them
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10 year glow up w my bestie 💖
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If a trans woman became the world champion in bubble blowing you’d hear some shit about male saliva density and lip stiffness
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Today my grandpa said about me “I don’t love her, I only love him”, which is a pretty elaborate way to say he doesn’t love me
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Scar didn’t try to kill simba, that’s ridiculous. All he did was give a speech to his supporters about starting a stampede in simba’s direction. The hyenas made their own choices. He fully condemned them afterwards!
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The woman in Texas falsely charged with murder over a stillbirth better take Greg Abbot’s house
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Comedy is an outlet for me. Dave was a comedian I liked. He just did a 45 minute rant against me where he mocked my appearance, voice, and said he was a TERF and called it comedy. And a ton of people, some friends, applauded him for it. That’s hard to get over man.
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transmisogyny is so bad that trans people are unironically going “hooray! A famous cis man just copy pasted all of the arguments we make every day! People will listen to him!”
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I can’t “just log off”. That’s a cis person privilege. This follows us everywhere. Logging off won’t bring my family back or let me go back home. It won’t make me not scared to get hit on by men in public or not worry about my employment as people realize I’m trans.
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I’m a southern trans woman, but most of us don’t make it out of there alive. My childhood bff killed themselves before they had a chance to come out. I’m one of the baby turtles who made it to the ocean, and I can’t forget the ones who didn’t.
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@izziejree Well when your body count is 18 million it’s not that weird
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And the couple really wanted the baby. But it has no brain. It is already dead.
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My ex has been telling everyone he meets on dates that his ex is a trans woman as a filter All of them have looked down on him for it and think he’s going to cheat on them with a guy The world hates us so much it hates guys who’ve been with us
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banning kids from “socially transitioning” is banning them from society.
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If a trans woman became the world champion in bubble blowing you’d hear some shit about male saliva density and lip stiffness
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“It’s just jokes” crowd was real, real quiet when all these red states were passing laws to discriminate against trans people
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@Rikki_1975 It may not seem like it now, but it’s definitely worth it. I was very unhappy as a man. I lost my gf of 5 years, my entire immediate family, and all of my friends. Today, I am a woman, all of those people are gone from my life- and I’m thoroughly happy.
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my brother in Christ, you cannot even make it to Kyiv
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UPDATE: the flight attendant apologized for telling me to put on a sweater and said she didn’t want anyone to get offended but that she thinks I have a “banging body”
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Trans people are kept out of comedy spaces too. The local clubs don’t book me despite my ability to sell out spaces in cities I’ve never been to. I made my own show because I had to if I wanted a stage. Don’t tell me this shit ends at swimming. 1/
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Yeah I bet you boys would want me to use the men’s restroom w y’all
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We have to make sure our kids aren’t being trans just to be cool. As a former boy in high school, I know how tempting it was to wear makeup and short skirts, suppress testosterone, and grow boobs just to impress my dude friends.
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Me in the club on my phone cuz I know that if any of the dudes who were trying to dance with me knew what I was they might kill me
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“Oh so you can’t joke about trans people at all if you’re not trans?” No, you just gotta be respectful and good. Check out @NILES100 Niles Abston’s joke, it’s one of my favorites
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Cops killed George Floyd in custody over a suspected fake 20 dollar bill. But they saw the n word written on that terorrist’s gun after a massacre and thought “he deserves a fair trial”
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“I can excuse a rabid mob storming the capital building with weapons to stop the election but I draw the line at federal agents using a warrant to search a resort” lmao ok
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Trans women need a safe space to meet other trans women that isn’t sad like a support group. They need a place where they can try cute new looks without fear. They need a place where they can party without knowing how to dance. Solution: A trans-run comedy show. Hear me out 🧵
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My mom’s last public interaction with me was to comment “You’re dead to us” under my coming out video. She refuses to meet with me unless it’s to “talk about the Bible” It’s been 4 years. Typing it out like that makes it sound like a joke, but it isn’t. It’s just Arkansas.
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The debate is done, the discourse is over. We either kill fascism, or it kills us.
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Happy not pretending to be a guy for societal acceptsnce day
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i’m from arkansas you stupid bitch
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in rural arkansas, when my parents found out I was taking estrogen (while boymoding), my dad formally resigned as an elder in the church and they made an announcement that I was to be totally shunned. Lifelong friends and family never talked to me again
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Normalize being a huge slut and not having sex
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had the privilege of modeling a luxury clothing line by and for trans women. These garments accentuate my best features and fit my body. Not everything is made for broad shouldered girls, but these pieces definitely are 1/
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Ok I get why they banned me from tinder now- I look way too expensive
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would u let a clone of yourself fuck u for 10 billion dollars?
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How hard did the Trump presidency hit you?
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Ah yes, the Democratic Party went too extreme when they nominated *checks notes* Joe Biden
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Most cis people’s biggest fear is that their child would be like me. If a parent is allowing their child to be like me, the state of Texas has decreed that the child must be taken away from their parents. I’m going to explain why these laws are mind numbingly terrifying. 1/
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Preventing trans people from getting healthcare is an act of genocide
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Another day, another death threat
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BREAKING: Climate Scientists have declared this year as the hottest hot girl summer on record.
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IQ dropped 30 points
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I don’t know any trans girls anymore who don’t think we’ll end up in some kind of detention camp in this country within the next 5-10 years. There used to be a loud “that’s not gonna happen” voice, but it’s gone silent in the past year. The air is overwhelmingly ominous.
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So this is probably how I’d look if I had been invited to my family’s thanksgiving
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I’m just gonna say it: if you’re messaging me to find out if you’re trans the answer is probably yes
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there was a time when she didn’t look like this
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saw an Instagram post of my sister dressed as my dad for Halloween and they’re posing together smiling. A few years ago they disowned me using a Bible verse that said “crossdressing is an abomination” Consistency isn’t as important as transmisogyny huh?
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Lot of people think I’m privileged because I “get” to medically transition It cost me my girlfriend of 5 years, my entire family, everyone I ever knew, my life savings, my job, and I had to leave my home, but sure. I probably just don’t understand how hard it is.
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Remember in the third act of Moana when they just introduced this giant hermit crab character with a whole solo song about being shiny and then afterwards he wasn’t in the movie anymore? Studio was wild for that
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I’m not a woman? Then how come I got dumped by my ex gf cuz she “didn’t wanna date a woman”? 🤔
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oh no I went viral on one of my trans tweets, here comes the mob of totally normal and healthy full-time transphobes who call me a man and hope I kill myself I don’t mind being part of their kink, but I’d appreciate it if they paid me
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my parents are “pro-life” but that didn’t stop them from cutting off my health insurance when I came out as a woman
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I need everyone to understand that southern white republicans are Nazis. This is not an exaggeration or a stretch, they are actual Christian nationalists. They will disown their children to protect white supremacy, and they’d destroy the country to protect it too.
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I don’t think trans kids deserve to be the primary target of American nazism
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been a while since I wore a push-up bra. Forgot how powerful these things are
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Coach used to mock me for not wanting to take my shirt off for shirts and skins “What, are you a girl???” Actually…
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One Christmas, I asked Santa to be a girl and a ✨ miracle ✨ happened
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“I don’t wanna upset my conservative friends” Damn congrats on having conservative friends, mine all blocked me because I’m an abomination to god (hot and trans). I’m sure they’re good people tho
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this picture is too hot for Reddit because it has two girls in it and we’re touching each other
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@showmetheyamz Not even Kim gets much grace in this situation and she’s done literally nothing wrong
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Is she trans or just really hot?
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😔
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hey we saw you from across the Olive Garden and we like your vibes, would you want some free breadsticks?
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the transgender urge to leave the country before it devolves into full autocratic fascism
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How do I explain to Americans that the invasion of Ukraine is a much bigger deal than 9/11 was?
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I had a date tonight, but the dude cancelled it after realizing I was trans and said he’s “sadly just straight” I don’t know man, that seems pretty gay to me.
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19 kids shot and killed in a single school but hey at least they weren’t somewhere dangerous like a drag show
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and like yeah we need more cis dudes to fight for us. I just wish society would care more about what we say and not require a man to repeat it for us
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Alabama banned trans students from using bathrooms, which is kinda weird because the whole fucking state is a bathroom
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Guys who describe themselves as “open minded” for being attracted to me deserve to have their ass kicked
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Can trans people swim? “No sorry not if u went through male puberty :(“ Ok uh…can we take pills to avoid male puberty? “Also no :(“
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Dear eggs: start laser hair removal now. Thank me later.
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What the fuck
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Anti vote leftists are wild. They’re like “why vote? It can’t get worse” *narrator voice* It could, actually, get worse.
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encouraging to know that if trans people ever actually succeed at something, cis people will change the rules so it’ll never happen again.
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when cis women get cancelled, they get a Netflix special when trans women get cancelled, we get doxxed, get large threads about us on Nazi message boards, and the rest of twitter laughs at us for a few days
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“PiNeApPle dOeSn’t belOnG on pIzZa” Lol if u weren’t so obsessed with trying to not seem gay and just enjoyed things you’d be a lot happier
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Man, trans people didn’t even get a single day of attention from Texas ordering an act of genocide against us. Times is tough
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When I came out as trans in Arkansas, my state representative sent me a Facebook message telling me I was going to hell. Politics are a little different in the south yall!
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The Supreme Court just ruled that Native America nation states are not nation states and have no autonomy from the states America. This is the craziest thing this court has done so far. This is full throttle fascism.
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just finished my second tour and am happy to be alive
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bout to go to McDonald’s do I look ok
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want to take a second to address some of the rumors that have been circulating about me. They’re true. I have been taking estrogen, but only medicinally.
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About a year ago, I realized my only chance of getting on big stages as an unknown trans woman from Kansas City was to run my own show. Tonight my show is in the New York Comedy Festival. If you like me, please come tonight or retweet to let your New York friends know. 1/
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i have to be the hottest person in this burger joint bathroom for some reason
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