A government that scams its citizens.
@GovNigeria
is gone.
@officialABAT
don turn am to full criminal enterprise.
A government of yahoo-yahoo amd thieves.
@officialEFCC
behold your Oga. No wonder una dey raid for night like armed robbers.
UAE government websites all end with the ".gov.ae" URL. This website is simply ".ae" which means it is not an official UAE government website. Furthermore, according to
@scamadviser
, the actual owner of the website is hiding their identity by using a paid proxy
So because of this
@Theholisticpsyc
I'm guilty of:
- pushing people away when they get too close
- assuming everyone has negative intentions
I stay away from people because I recognise the trauma & I'd rather not spend my time overanalysing interpersonal relationships (which I'm bound to do.)
@CHUKWUMEBUKA_
I'm left-handed. Come see problem when it's time to hand money over in the market.
I've made it a rule to drop everything I bought since you can't accept money from the left hand.
Not that the devil made left hand, both hands were given to us by God.
@Theholisticpsyc
I just don't want to know if '“no one cares” “I’m unworthy” “everyone will leave me.”'
I say "hi" conduct my business & "bye."
There's no friend in humans!
@mazpa_md
Nigerian women are still too entrenched in bearing Mrs as a status symbol.
Anyway they don't bring the rubbish near me because next week they'll come with "borrow me first, I'll pay back when my husband receives salary"
@wisdompro4
@poshcupcake_1
Gym & diet that I used to first lose 25kg, then started eating more proteins & lifting heavier weights to build my butt.
The process is hard & took 4years. These ones want instant gratification.
@ulxma
Nurses in General Hospital, Gbaja, Surulere expects women who just had this surgery to care for their babies alone, within 24hours.
My sis-in-law fainted & I had to be restrained from getting into physical fisticuffs with one old witch!
@UjuAnya
Since their phalluses seem to be getting less relevant by the day, they resort to doing what they do best; Project their insecurities on women🤷🏾♀️
@LalaSucre
@nengiofficial
Her own is even good say na only cleaning.
You never see person that won't walk on interlocking stones that have a particular type of crack. He's not crippled but dey use wheelchair.
He gets mad hysterical if you try to force him to step on interlocking stones
@Hauwa_L
A whole bank manager told me she was jumping buses for years. She bought herself a car with the approval of her husband.
Then I was 25 & driving a car my older brother bought me😂
@MaataVermillion
One Dr recommended depo shots to me when I was dating my ex with same genotype (AS) so we don't get pregnant until we decide on gene therapy, effective asf.
My body took the first couple of months to get used to it
Dr Kenny, God will continue to bless you for me.
@peace_opaleye
@ozzyetomi
Na shoprite I dey kuku buy pad. It lays proudly on top of my shopping basket & when I start offloading at checkout.
Who no like to see am should wear blindfold biko🤣🤣
@__just_lawson
@oluremi_x
So the women that open shops & kiosks under the sun everyday in the markets, are doing it for fun?
I'm not even adding the corporate world.
@tuneh
@EtuboLion
Studies indicate Black men are most likely to leave their children to be brought up alone by their mothers.
Black men need to do better
@EriscoOfficial
By arresting her before filing a civil suit, you already soiled your name.
This situation should have been handled with wisdom & tact.
You should have gotten across to the Chioma & made it a PR event but e be like na semi-literates dey handle una PR department
Pity you guys sleeping on nerds. What you’re looking for in the baddies, you’ll find in nerdy women. And more. But, you people are stubborn; you’ll go for wicked women and start emailing joro. I’ll keep this update for myself.
@detoke__
I saw the post on IG. They don't ever learn that the rubbish permissible in this lawless country will land them in jail in a country where laws work.
@RAM_Maroc
So you people are racist? Please tell your scientists to work on a seismological event that will cut Morrocco off from the African continent.
Shouldn't be too hard
@ruleyourspace
"She truly wants the marriage to work but her husband does not want her to mention treatments or hospital"
Seems like only one person is interested in the marriage, to me.
@General_Oluchi
@urchilla01
I had a conversation with a driver while sitting at the front seat during a journey.
He had been kidnapped a few months back and said the kidnappers were either active or retired policemen and soldiers.
They had walkie-talkies & communicated with policemen at checkpoints.
@ChequerSpell
The thing is they thought bad things will only happen to other people e.g. christians being massacred in plateau state; they never imagined that their chickens would come home to roost
@Carina_Amyth
@ask_aubry
Men are automatically absolved of any wrongdoing when it comes to children.
In 234 land, when a child fails, its the mother's fault.
When a child succeeds, its the father's doing.
@ulxma
I think K-dramas/telenovelas are silly but I don't say it out because my favourite thing to watch on TV is cartoons; CN & BM to be exact.
On the far side of 30, most of the mates would say its extremely childish so it's live & let live🤷🏾♀️
@Orethebrave
Conversation died when one started talking about the ancestral origin of Igbo language from wherever on the African continent & expected me to say what na?
I'm neither Igbo nor a historian, wetin concern me join their origins?
@chika_jones
@IfyAniebo
@IfyAniebo
he was really considerate not to drop this bomb during election.
This your conduct is sha disgraceful...pay up, onigbese!
I detest employers that try to stiff employees. Na so you take shit on
@GRVlagos
governorship aspirations o...S H A M E
@Madam_Ufuoma
You just know who females in their family don't work and who their fathers don't rent apartments out to single women; that's if their papa get house sef.
@Zainob_Lawal
@Too_mishe
Until you meet someone with actual OCD. Cleaning is the least of it.
Ever imagined scrubbing your hands with hot water & bleach so bad they bleed & you have to go to the hospital several times a month?
OCD is not fun
See the way Nigerian men are foaming in the mouth at this post.
Do y'all now understand how stupid; laying the blame for domestic violence on women provoking the man, sounds now?
How does it look when the mirror is held up to y'all now?
Are y'all entertained enough?
@timmy_idowu
@jamesupplanter
@Orunmumipe
You see that childbearing? Men can't relate. They think "what's there in lugging another whole human being around for 9months & pushing it out from a tiny carnal with unimaginable pain at a point between life & death, that WE CAN'T DO?"
@diaryofa9jagirl
Nope, you didn't overreact. There's this video I saw where someone was asking how much disrespect you can take from a relative/friend & a guy replied "how much poison can you take before you die?"
A guy I was just getting to know disrespected me & I blocked him everywhere with...
I don't know what goes on in the heads of Nigerian men that makes them so stupid.
Took Jaya to the CBT center to register for JAMB today, I used my number to set up her profile and now one of the staff from the center is chatting me up thinking I'm Jaya.
He's going to FAFO!
@marthaikeji
This tweet finally showed up on my TL😂
I've been there jare. Na mat I sleep my first two months of owning my own space.
Years later, here I am chilling with big TV & heavy a/c.
Just keep working, you'll get there.
Congratulations 🙌🏾
@Madam_Ufuoma
There's a couple in their 80s in Warri, one of thier children is a popular journalist/blogger in this country.
The man still dey give the woman blows as I'm typing this.
The woman is my mom's friend & she's loaded. Even my mom does not understand it
@dnaira_
@Tamunotonyeee
@Too_mishe
@The_olakunle
I don't get how it's a flex.
A guy at the gym said I have ocd because I always want to use matching dumb or bar bells.
I was offended for days & even reported to his wife when I saw her.
They didn't get why I was so offended.
@DrJoeAbah
One of the most loving couples I know, the lady is my friend & never stops saying how she & her hubs started from one room apartment.
They both had nothing & built together.
They're both retired now & I love their ❤️
@fisayosoyombo
I just got back from where I worship one Sunday a month & the pastor emphasised yet again: anyone that asks you for money for "prayers" is a scam.
Na pastor talk am, no be me o😂😂😂😂
@ChiefCBJ
@Girl_isBlessed
Na only for twitter men hate lazy women sef. We're still getting a lot of "you'll stop working when I marry you" in real life😂🤣
@Eminentsdomain2
@Bahd_est
@sugabelly
If men are superior to women, whites are superior to blacks...QED
You can't be fighting to be recognised as a human being by one demographic while you think another demographic is beneath you.
When I was a teen, I used to think all unmarried 30+ aunties were unmarried because no man "picked" them.
Now I'm 30+ & find myself being very picky with men because I'm more afraid of an abusive marriage than remaining single.
This is quite common with Nigerian couples, lmao why are you surprised? Infact I personally know people who fly while their wives and children take god is good motors. Its like you people don't know what the real Nigerian marriages are like o
@Madam_Ufuoma
Eish! A man that can control his penis no know wetin God do for am.
Because what kind of beastly lack of self-control will make you have an erection for a child from your loins?
@lumiere_luz_
@diaryofa9jagirl
The way I come down hard on those who shame single mothers.
My coz was chased out of the house with a knife in the middle of the night by her "husband," she was 2months pregnant.
She packed her bags & ran back home the next day.
@lenaisabitloco
@Hauwa_L
Those that refuse to eat 💩 are called "uncontrollable."
My question being "why do you want to control another fully-grown sentient adult?"
@benstantine
@CHUKWUMEBUKA_
I don't understand why.
I was hit with the sharp edge of rulers on my left hand when I was barely out of infancy, trying to learn to read & write.
I never understood why.
As an adult, I can't stand being discriminated against for using my left hand, gets me hot in 2 seconds!
@PrizzyO_O
In 2021, I had a conversation with a bus driver who plys Lagos-Benin expressway.
1 : some kidnappers are retired police/military men
2: People that were unable to pay ransom were butchered right in front of them with surgical precision & organs extracted.
@henryshield
Flight nko?
I wan travel & found I can't afford return ticket.
Used to cost like 40% of my monthly, now na like 85%...where I wan see the money?
GIGM, be expecting me😂
@mazpa_md
Welcome back. I'm a female manager & people want to ride on my head most times.
Being a female manager in this country has strengthened my backbone like steel😂😂
@MajestyEze
@Morris_Monye
Someone said even if na one room the man get. So person go marry woman when dey stay duplex with all the modern amenities available in Nigeria come carry her go one room for Mushin go stay?
Twitter people cannot kee me🤣🤣