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Tech Babe/I LOVE the Internet's cult of anonymity.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2022
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@anonymitycult
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2 months
A government that scams its citizens. @GovNigeria is gone. @officialABAT don turn am to full criminal enterprise. A government of yahoo-yahoo amd thieves. @officialEFCC behold your Oga. No wonder una dey raid for night like armed robbers.
@DavidHundeyin
David Hundeyin
2 months
UAE government websites all end with the ".gov.ae" URL. This website is simply ".ae" which means it is not an official UAE government website. Furthermore, according to @scamadviser , the actual owner of the website is hiding their identity by using a paid proxy So because of this
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Theholisticpsyc I'm guilty of: - pushing people away when they get too close - assuming everyone has negative intentions I stay away from people because I recognise the trauma & I'd rather not spend my time overanalysing interpersonal relationships (which I'm bound to do.)
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@CHUKWUMEBUKA_ I'm left-handed. Come see problem when it's time to hand money over in the market. I've made it a rule to drop everything I bought since you can't accept money from the left hand. Not that the devil made left hand, both hands were given to us by God.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Theholisticpsyc I just don't want to know if '“no one cares” “I’m unworthy” “everyone will leave me.”' I say "hi" conduct my business & "bye." There's no friend in humans!
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@AfricaFactsZone There ends his fascination with white skin
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@mazpa_md Nigerian women are still too entrenched in bearing Mrs as a status symbol. Anyway they don't bring the rubbish near me because next week they'll come with "borrow me first, I'll pay back when my husband receives salary"
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@wisdompro4 @poshcupcake_1 Gym & diet that I used to first lose 25kg, then started eating more proteins & lifting heavier weights to build my butt. The process is hard & took 4years. These ones want instant gratification.
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@anonymitycult
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7 months
@prinnylee They don't know how to behave
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@anonymitycult
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7 months
@ulxma Nurses in General Hospital, Gbaja, Surulere expects women who just had this surgery to care for their babies alone, within 24hours. My sis-in-law fainted & I had to be restrained from getting into physical fisticuffs with one old witch!
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@UjuAnya Since their phalluses seem to be getting less relevant by the day, they resort to doing what they do best; Project their insecurities on women🤷🏾‍♀️
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@anonymitycult
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10 months
@OlawumiPK Edo & Delta state alone go contain like 30 of the 50. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@UncleCCA You're prolly the first man on this app to admit this. I followed you for a reason.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
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2 years
@LalaSucre @nengiofficial Her own is even good say na only cleaning. You never see person that won't walk on interlocking stones that have a particular type of crack. He's not crippled but dey use wheelchair. He gets mad hysterical if you try to force him to step on interlocking stones
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@OyakhireTaiye @khardiy1 @Letter_to_Jack @Adesegs01 @Princemoye1 Like just make it make sense, gistlover is more of a "threat" to national security than kidnappers/terrorists
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@lollypeezle Add a little water & a piece of yam, cook for 10more mins. If the rice don already overdone, just puree & turn to tuwo jollof
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Hauwa_L A whole bank manager told me she was jumping buses for years. She bought herself a car with the approval of her husband. Then I was 25 & driving a car my older brother bought me😂
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@anonymitycult
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10 months
@MaataVermillion One Dr recommended depo shots to me when I was dating my ex with same genotype (AS) so we don't get pregnant until we decide on gene therapy, effective asf. My body took the first couple of months to get used to it Dr Kenny, God will continue to bless you for me.
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@Debisi_ The girl is my skin tone. That artiste is condemned to trash forever no matter how goated he is.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@mazpa_md They want a traditional woman that is financially stable; a human oxymoron 😂😂😂
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Madam_Ufuoma Let's all kuku be mad together😂😂😂
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@peace_opaleye @ozzyetomi Na shoprite I dey kuku buy pad. It lays proudly on top of my shopping basket & when I start offloading at checkout. Who no like to see am should wear blindfold biko🤣🤣
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
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2 years
@tokelleo1 @Ebuka Mine is hisense. Its cold enough for me o sha, haven't filled gas sef for a year.
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@anonymitycult
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11 months
@__just_lawson @oluremi_x So the women that open shops & kiosks under the sun everyday in the markets, are doing it for fun? I'm not even adding the corporate world.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@tuneh @EtuboLion Studies indicate Black men are most likely to leave their children to be brought up alone by their mothers. Black men need to do better
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@anonymitycult
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7 months
@EriscoOfficial By arresting her before filing a civil suit, you already soiled your name. This situation should have been handled with wisdom & tact. You should have gotten across to the Chioma & made it a PR event but e be like na semi-literates dey handle una PR department
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@anonymitycult
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11 months
@thisibi Nigerians think stalking is romantic.
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
They're all in agreement in the comments...until they meet an actual nerdy woman.
@Mrpossidez
Mr. Possible
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Pity you guys sleeping on nerds. What you’re looking for in the baddies, you’ll find in nerdy women. And more. But, you people are stubborn; you’ll go for wicked women and start emailing joro. I’ll keep this update for myself.
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@detoke__ I saw the post on IG. They don't ever learn that the rubbish permissible in this lawless country will land them in jail in a country where laws work.
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@RAM_Maroc So you people are racist? Please tell your scientists to work on a seismological event that will cut Morrocco off from the African continent. Shouldn't be too hard
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@BelloOdunayoCh1 @Princemudi_ @Wizebaba Comments show Nigerian men think they're the cheese. Pathetic
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@Hauwa_L I can sense the bad belle
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@anonymitycult
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11 months
@ruleyourspace "She truly wants the marriage to work but her husband does not want her to mention treatments or hospital" Seems like only one person is interested in the marriage, to me.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@TheOluwabukunmi Women are this, men are that; yet every event centre has wedding reception on Saturdat
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Madam_Ufuoma I remember this. I was really disgusted. I wonder how they're doing sometimes.
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@anonymitycult
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11 months
@AlmaChronicle They're not even ready for the set that will enter their 40s within the next 5years😂
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@ayemojubar I just did my part. Trust my mom to say "ehen?!😮" & send to all her peers in Uromi & Igueben. Their fada! 😂😂😂😂
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9 months
@General_Oluchi @urchilla01 I had a conversation with a driver while sitting at the front seat during a journey. He had been kidnapped a few months back and said the kidnappers were either active or retired policemen and soldiers. They had walkie-talkies & communicated with policemen at checkpoints.
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@anonymitycult
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10 months
@diaryofa9jagirl Pickmeishaism: talking down on fellow women to garner male attention.
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@ChequerSpell The thing is they thought bad things will only happen to other people e.g. christians being massacred in plateau state; they never imagined that their chickens would come home to roost
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Hauwa_L I was the short, fat, ugly duckling. I bloomed in my 30's
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Oyindam98597141 @thedoyindeji @EliseLasebikan She had ulcer. Read the entire thread before commenting
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@Jenniferokoroa1 @UncleCCA And if she files for divorce now, she'll be touted as being a "bad woman"
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@banky_xo @MrMekzy_ Having sex with 30 women is not the flex yoh think it is, it simply means you're a male hooker.
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Carina_Amyth @ask_aubry Men are automatically absolved of any wrongdoing when it comes to children. In 234 land, when a child fails, its the mother's fault. When a child succeeds, its the father's doing.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Facaloni_ @N0NameHasAName Be like you taste PEACE, come see say she no sweet🙃😂
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@Hauwa_L Why am I not surprised?
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@ulxma I think K-dramas/telenovelas are silly but I don't say it out because my favourite thing to watch on TV is cartoons; CN & BM to be exact. On the far side of 30, most of the mates would say its extremely childish so it's live & let live🤷🏾‍♀️
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@anonymitycult
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6 months
@Orethebrave Conversation died when one started talking about the ancestral origin of Igbo language from wherever on the African continent & expected me to say what na? I'm neither Igbo nor a historian, wetin concern me join their origins?
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Vishi_Divine Its just another day in the life of bashing the parent that stayed
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@Deshysmalls @Elkrosmediahub Do you have a young girl living with you that you & your wife take turns torturing? Yes or No?
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@chika_jones @IfyAniebo @IfyAniebo he was really considerate not to drop this bomb during election. This your conduct is sha disgraceful...pay up, onigbese! I detest employers that try to stiff employees. Na so you take shit on @GRVlagos governorship aspirations o...S H A M E
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@ighotasha @fisayosoyombo Abacha say any insurgency that lasts more than 24hrs is government sponsored. BH has been around for 11yrs, do the math
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@Madam_Ufuoma You just know who females in their family don't work and who their fathers don't rent apartments out to single women; that's if their papa get house sef.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Hauwa_L So far all the Yoruba words are translated for us non-Yorubas. I bought NSG's for N3,999 & enjoyed it, why won't I buy yours?
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@Zainob_Lawal @Too_mishe Until you meet someone with actual OCD. Cleaning is the least of it. Ever imagined scrubbing your hands with hot water & bleach so bad they bleed & you have to go to the hospital several times a month? OCD is not fun
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Theesegun 🤯🤯🤯 Nigerian men hate women fr
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@LalaSucre @nengiofficial And someone thinks OCD is a flex
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
See the way Nigerian men are foaming in the mouth at this post. Do y'all now understand how stupid; laying the blame for domestic violence on women provoking the man, sounds now? How does it look when the mirror is held up to y'all now? Are y'all entertained enough?
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We need to hear her side of the story because no woman will just wake up and do this. As a man its your duty not to provoke your wife.
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@anonymitycult
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@kaliphacity @madamolu God bless you @madamolu for exposing their evil
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@timmy_idowu @jamesupplanter @Orunmumipe You see that childbearing? Men can't relate. They think "what's there in lugging another whole human being around for 9months & pushing it out from a tiny carnal with unimaginable pain at a point between life & death, that WE CAN'T DO?"
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@anonymitycult
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@diaryofa9jagirl Nope, you didn't overreact. There's this video I saw where someone was asking how much disrespect you can take from a relative/friend & a guy replied "how much poison can you take before you die?" A guy I was just getting to know disrespected me & I blocked him everywhere with...
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
"Don't generalise" but if we search deeper into your everyday life, you're toasting one SS3 girl in your street. Just S.T.F.U.
@iphieajike
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I don't know what goes on in the heads of Nigerian men that makes them so stupid. Took Jaya to the CBT center to register for JAMB today, I used my number to set up her profile and now one of the staff from the center is chatting me up thinking I'm Jaya. He's going to FAFO!
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@anonymitycult
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@FunmiKolz @faka_of_west419 @Mo_Sznn One female will marry this one & carry a baby for him...unfortunately😭😭
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@marthaikeji This tweet finally showed up on my TL😂 I've been there jare. Na mat I sleep my first two months of owning my own space. Years later, here I am chilling with big TV & heavy a/c. Just keep working, you'll get there. Congratulations 🙌🏾
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@anonymitycult
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@Madam_Ufuoma There's a couple in their 80s in Warri, one of thier children is a popular journalist/blogger in this country. The man still dey give the woman blows as I'm typing this. The woman is my mom's friend & she's loaded. Even my mom does not understand it
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@Madam_Ufuoma You missed where she said he used to beat her, but can't because they're in the UK. God knows what makes these women marry such men.
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@anonymitycult
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@BigTimeNomad Omooorrr the angel when dey distribute children come earth needs to cancel your name from its register😆
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2 years
@dnaira_ @Tamunotonyeee @Too_mishe @The_olakunle I don't get how it's a flex. A guy at the gym said I have ocd because I always want to use matching dumb or bar bells. I was offended for days & even reported to his wife when I saw her. They didn't get why I was so offended.
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@anonymitycult
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@DrJoeAbah One of the most loving couples I know, the lady is my friend & never stops saying how she & her hubs started from one room apartment. They both had nothing & built together. They're both retired now & I love their ❤️
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@anonymitycult
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@Oladesirey @Letter_to_Jack Make she try visit Yaba left, come see OCD patients. They have to be injected & restrained sef.
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@Oyindam98597141 @thedoyindeji @EliseLasebikan But if you had read in-depth like you're proposing I do, you wouldn't have made the initial comment now🥹
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@fisayosoyombo I just got back from where I worship one Sunday a month & the pastor emphasised yet again: anyone that asks you for money for "prayers" is a scam. Na pastor talk am, no be me o😂😂😂😂
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@partentpending @sodeindemueez @OYIKUZION @Burmese_Tyga_ You're talking in the nonsense, eyin omo werey
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@Madam_Ufuoma I weak o. Na only men dey work...women are playing
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8 months
@Elkrosmediahub @Deshysmalls no dey repost nonsense, answer: do you have a young girl living with you that you & your wife take turns brutalising?
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7 months
@ifeomatess He thought he ate
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@anonymitycult
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10 months
@trending_medic People will believe anything that potrays a church in a bad light. I don't go to church but that story didn't fly with me.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@aprilthe22nd @Postsubman 95% of Nigerian females left this group chat & set the admin on fire😏
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@anonymitycult
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9 months
@cchukudebelu Someone said "purchasing power will be reduced" You people thought he was playing? 😂😂
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@EmotionsDoctor I don snap menu & location show my sister. Let's all support her by going to eat the food. Thanks
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@ChiefCBJ @Girl_isBlessed Na only for twitter men hate lazy women sef. We're still getting a lot of "you'll stop working when I marry you" in real life😂🤣
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8 months
@AishaSalaudeen @IfyAniebo @IfyAniebo so you're a toxic enployer. Whooo! I really supported @GRVlagos then but now I'm feeling like Lagos State dodged a bullet! S H A M E
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@Eminentsdomain2 @Bahd_est @sugabelly If men are superior to women, whites are superior to blacks...QED You can't be fighting to be recognised as a human being by one demographic while you think another demographic is beneath you.
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@anonymitycult
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When I was a teen, I used to think all unmarried 30+ aunties were unmarried because no man "picked" them. Now I'm 30+ & find myself being very picky with men because I'm more afraid of an abusive marriage than remaining single.
@ThatPHCBoy
ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Entitled Uppity African
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This is quite common with Nigerian couples, lmao why are you surprised? Infact I personally know people who fly while their wives and children take god is good motors. Its like you people don't know what the real Nigerian marriages are like o
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@Madam_Ufuoma Eish! A man that can control his penis no know wetin God do for am. Because what kind of beastly lack of self-control will make you have an erection for a child from your loins?
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
God forbid bad thing...tufiakwa
@RealOlaudah
Olaudah Equiano®
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"Tinubu will continue from I stopped." Buhari.
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@lumiere_luz_ @diaryofa9jagirl The way I come down hard on those who shame single mothers. My coz was chased out of the house with a knife in the middle of the night by her "husband," she was 2months pregnant. She packed her bags & ran back home the next day.
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@The_Nanuekpere @emOwhbee He's exposing his lack of home training & thought he ate
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2 years
@Rafiki_simonA @iamUncleMark Walahi. The craziest shii is just another day as usual
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@anonymitycult
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10 months
@lenaisabitloco @Hauwa_L Those that refuse to eat 💩 are called "uncontrollable." My question being "why do you want to control another fully-grown sentient adult?"
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9 months
@imohumoren A happy woman is haram
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1 year
@benstantine @CHUKWUMEBUKA_ I don't understand why. I was hit with the sharp edge of rulers on my left hand when I was barely out of infancy, trying to learn to read & write. I never understood why. As an adult, I can't stand being discriminated against for using my left hand, gets me hot in 2 seconds!
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@anonymitycult
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@PrizzyO_O In 2021, I had a conversation with a bus driver who plys Lagos-Benin expressway. 1 : some kidnappers are retired police/military men 2: People that were unable to pay ransom were butchered right in front of them with surgical precision & organs extracted.
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@henryshield Flight nko? I wan travel & found I can't afford return ticket. Used to cost like 40% of my monthly, now na like 85%...where I wan see the money? GIGM, be expecting me😂
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@anonymitycult
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@mazpa_md Welcome back. I'm a female manager & people want to ride on my head most times. Being a female manager in this country has strengthened my backbone like steel😂😂
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@anonymitycult
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1 year
@Miss_Toppin @authorjaycellis Yep...because alone, you have peace. Getting with a man equals buying stress
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@anonymitycult
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8 months
@Cieryol1 @Letter_to_Jack A country that frustrates hardwork yet rewards criminality
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8 months
@anubiseye1 @Jenniferokoroa1 @UncleCCA Did you read the preceding before typing?
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@anonymitycult
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2 years
@MajestyEze @Morris_Monye Someone said even if na one room the man get. So person go marry woman when dey stay duplex with all the modern amenities available in Nigeria come carry her go one room for Mushin go stay? Twitter people cannot kee me🤣🤣
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