Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L Twitter profile

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

1 year

Used Olori Ebi’s money to do shoot and wrote a comic book while at it. A Queen. Please pre-order ‘Hauwa’s Mad House’ via the link in my bio. ❤️

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 months

During my final exams, I called my dad crying that I can’t study anymore. He told me to close that book & go to the mall. At the mall, I picked a dress. He said how much. I told him. He said he doesn’t have money and if I don’t pass I won’t have money too. I went back to read.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

Cheating (solely) as payback for being cheated on just sounds like disrespecting your body for someone else’s stupidity.

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3 months

What opinion about relationships will have you like this?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

We stand before you this night to donate 5 extra politicians! Take as you wish, Oh Lord!!

Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

3 months

God, we promise you two Nigerian politicians. Do this for us.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 years

My younger brother is getting married next week. Please I need hot responses that I will give the aunties that will ask when I’m getting married. Hot responses o. The kind that will get me disowned. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

4 months

I made this video to apologize. I’m so sorry.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

1 year

I just realized having a car is part of skin care. 😂

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

1 year

I know Mo Salah is somewhere ironing his pyjamas and putting bell on his Christmas tree. 😂

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

2 years

Waking up at 1pm in my 7th husband’s house.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

1 year

Thank you for all your suggestions. We did it. Family meeting is nextweek.

Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

2 years

My younger brother is getting married next week. Please I need hot responses that I will give the aunties that will ask when I’m getting married. Hot responses o. The kind that will get me disowned. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Me as a brain surgeon. This your head no gree close again o.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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7 months

How did we reach Saudi now?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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6 months

Your uncle has eaten like 16 moi-moi. You people don’t use to talk to him?

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6 months

What are couples always saying during their first dance? 😂😂

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

I’m so weak. I wrote a script last year that I sent to a popular person. He asked if I was willing to sell it and I refused. I just saw that the script was shot without my consent. I am a young creator and I obviously can’t go toe to toe with people like this but it’s not fair.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Meeting of the Association of Army Wives (Ikeja Division) Leader: I know it is hard but our husbands are out there fighting for the safety of our nation! Women: *Nod* Me: (Nods and reaches for the sausage on the table) You dinor lie.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Me, as a married woman, when my husband vex and refuses to eat my food. "Dapo... Dapo, should I eat your meat?"

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

Iyabo Ojo said yes, she chopped McOluomo’s money but she doesn’t support his candidate. Lmaoo. Is that woman mad? 😂😂😂

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 years

On this date, I was the meal.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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4 months

Congrats on my new whip.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Omo, if I date Dangote, na everyday I go dey bring proposal. Dangote: *sleeping* Me: *Frowns* Dangote: *sleeping* Me: *Squeezes paper in his ear* Dangote: What happen again! Me: Awaaa Daaaddy! You've wake up? I want to be selling MoiMoi o.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

God, we promise you two Nigerian politicians. Do this for us.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

And would EFCC not have picked you up for faking a kidnap and scamming Nigerians?

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3 months

In a serious country, @OfficialDSSNG would pick you up for questioning so that you could explain the circumstances surrounding the death of the APC Chieftain, Cairo Ojougboh, to them.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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4 months

Me, waiting for rice to boil at 4am: Abi I should let them take him?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 months

I’m up like mad. I’m in Oshodi now waiting for them to open shop so I can price suit for our hangout. 🧍🏽‍♀️

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2 months

I feel like Hauwa and I would be such a vibe if we linked 😅😅 she's like my brand of unhinged. I mean only if she fucks with me. If she doesn't, we wouldn't hang, but I would still love her brand of crazy lmao

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

May their souls rest in peace o. I no get hand inside o 😭😭😭😭

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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8 months

God, they want to kill me in the country you posted me to.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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4 months

*stares in dollars*

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

If I had a dragon, I’ll be cooking party jollof everyday. Any small thing, *pack firewood* Oya Vhagar, sha na si

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 years

After 30 days of fasting, Iya Waris.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

I wish I was the one personally delivering the news to Atiks Baby. Me: On your mandate sir. We don get 2 for Apapa. Atiku: *throws koroba at me* 2 minutes later. Me: *enters with helmet* We’ve get another 1 vote, my president. A: *throws DSTV dish*

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 years

They put only me in a room to do assessment. So obviously, I opened Google on my phone. When I saw the CCTV, I whispered sorry and started rubbing my hands together like this. 🙏🏽

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2 years

~ How did you know you weren’t going to get the job during your job interview? Share your story 😂

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

I know I'm a Muslim but you people should not bury me the same day I die. I fit dey catch cruise. 🤲🏾

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

DAVIDO IS COMING TO PICK MEEEE!!!!!

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

"If I was Chioma, I'll change it for Davdio". Change your toothbrush first, Suliya.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

If you're on a bad date and you want someone to come and shout, "Daddy Dapo! Is this the business meeting you have in Abuja?!" It's N9,500.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

@Hauwa_L

3 years

Today is my dad's 60th birthday. The money they gave me to call trumpet people, I used it to play odds & ticket cut. So, I used the remaining to buy suya and miranda to console myself. Please help me wish him a happy 60th and beg him to open the gate for me. 😭

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Wo, me I'm tired.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Bank Manager: Why do you want a loan? Me: *sighs* Do you like as I'm using N200 to buy bread everyday? B.M: You want to collect loan to buy bread? Me: *Shakes head* I want to open bakery. B.M: Ok. How do you intend to pay back? Me: Won't you buy bread from me?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 months

It’s not even 8 yet and I’m so nervous. What if she invites me to her house and I steal something? Oh God. Deja will now say, “Mummy I saw that lady put a frame in her bag” Deja plis. Don’t you have 50 other frames in this big house? I need voice coaching.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

I was completing my bachelors in India and every day, I would be bullied. Lmaoo. One person asked me if my Google was black. Or they’d steal my foundation & do black face. And then, I went to Germany to finish my bachelors and my first week on the train, a frail old woman…

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

Ladies, did you ever, at one point, think you were ugly? And then, crossed a certain age and immediately started seeing how beautiful you are and how you ever even conceived the thought that you were ugly?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

It is 1AM and I'm walking through the forest, holding a calabash. Baba is behind me. Baba: *Shakes shekere* Turn right! No! Left! Me: *side eye* Baba: Turn anoda left! Me: *Stops and stares at him* Don't lie for me Baba. Have we lost?

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1 year

When he’s asking what my favourite colour is but I’m wondering if the N100 in my bag can carry me to Ojota.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

If I were this guy, no way I wouldn’t have entered Aso-Rock to cause small trouble that year. 🤭

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1 year

APC's Abdul'aziz Musa Yar'Adua has been declared winner of the Katsina Central Senatorial District Election.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

Pens Up! Sanwo Olu:

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 month

I was on a panel and I mentioned my comic book. Mr. Macaroni offered to pay for 50 copies to be given out. Taaooma also said she’d pay for 50. When I got off the stage, Craze Clown said he loves what I do and offered to pay for 50 more. Creators supporting creators💜💜💜

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Cameraman say na 150k for birthday shoot. So, I on camera phone.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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6 months

Quickly take picture and go and show it to my tailor.

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6 months

It’s 3am and you see this. How do you react?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

My bolt driver: My girlfriend is Igbo. I love my Chinwe o. I can never leave her. If Nigeria like, it should scatter. Me: *claps excitedly* I love intertribal relationships! Him: Ehnehn? My wife is Yoruba sha. Me:

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4 months

Husband: *shakes cooler* Didn’t you wake up at 4am to cook? I wake up. Where is the food? I don’t know when I finish it.

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1 year

We drag Sanwo Olu. Not his wife. His wife didn’t contest.

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6 months

Kikiskiiii

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3 years

If I was part of Tega's family, omo, I'd be selling ticket to our family meeting by now. 😂😂 20k for chair space. 10k for window. 4k to call in.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 month

Hauwa slander? I’m up like mad.

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1 month

that hauwa girl has never been funny walahi.

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3 months

Sometimes you’ll buy something and then caution yourself because you’re spending too much and what did you buy? Body cream.

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11 months

If you hear kpaow, it’s not your transformer. It’s me. I’m too hot. Happy birthday to an Idan. 🎈

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2 years

Late July dump.

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2 months

“Hope you’re not like all those useless feminists?” Me ke? No o. I don’t know them. “Oya pose so my mummy can see the good girl I’m bringing for her”

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1 year

I posted this video on IG a few days just because… now I think I want to do more. 🤭🤭🤭

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3 years

Guess who wrote this script!!!

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1 year

Just remembered when my aunt took me to a ‘Muslim singles event. One brother approached me and asked where I’d like to visit. I opened my mouth and shouted UK, Italy, France… My aunt slapped my head and shouted, “Say Mecca! *igbarun* Mecca! That’s why you don’t have ozband” 😭

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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4 months

No more fashion for me sha.

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3 years

During and after this #June12thProtest no family member will cry over a body. God please.

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3 years

I don't know who even asked me to join this oloriburuku witchcraft association. Salary, they've not paid. Only to be dancing up and down with calabash.

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4 months

We did it, Joe.

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1 year

If after dropping these pictures, you see me in danfo & open your mouth to call my name, I’ll rake you. ‘Hauwa’s Mad House’ is still available for pre-order at

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3 years

AG Baby waited 9 months for Simi to give birth to herself. Their daughter is Simi. Gosh! Too precious.

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2 months

This thing Simi did, she should not have done it because I’ve started selling ticket.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 years

Me, as Elon Musk's wife. "Baby, I've sold Mars ticket to 2,000 people o" Elon: What?! The space ship is not working yet. Me: I know. I've sold it as aluminium condemn. Elon: WHAT? Me: Will you eat eba?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 years

Me and my loml going to collect 5k from BAT when we know it’s Peter Obi we’re voting for.

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1 year

No GenZ can ever fail current affairs if GRV wins. What’s the name of your Governor? Gbadebo Rhodes Vavum! Purrrrr.

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2 months

Cheers to the crackheads. 🥂

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2 months

Hauwa, push your hip out so it won’t fall. *falls* Someone, come and tie it. *falls* *sucks breath* just kneel down.

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2 months

They put waist beads on me for this shoot. I stood up and the beads went straight down to the floor. Day 18745 of not having bumbum.

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3 months

Association of wives of stolen husbands Feyi: Leader! They used 90 million contract to collect my husband 😭 Seki: My own is green card! Leader: Hauwa, and you? Me: … Leader: Hauwa? Me: *mumbles* Leader: speak louder! Me: MOIMOI!! damn 😑moimoi with half egg inside😒

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3 years

I'm at Ogolonto bus stop, dancing and holding a framed photograph of Grandpa. Me: (Dances and waves white handkerchief) Our Grandpa has died o. Come and contribute money for burial for us! Me: (Raises the framed photograph) Container jam him in Kaduna o Everybody: Ehya

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6 months

Jummah Mubarak 🤎✨

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4 months

I got in an Uber now. Time to pay. Me: What bank do you use? Him: It’s on the house. Me: *does a sharp turn* WHAT?! Him: How is the mic? Me: *proceeds to burst his eardrums with my scream*

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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1 year

Hey @KMbappe will you eat eba?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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3 months

Nigerians Nominate!

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3 months

God, we promise you two Nigerian politicians. Do this for us.

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1 year

Just when Sanwo Olu thought his days of hairdressing were over. Sanwo Baby, I want jerry coil.

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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6 months

I make insane content. You like it. You come and meet me to promote something. I create another insane content. You say, “ah no o. make it sane” I say no. You say please. I do it. E no convert. You’re angry. Why? Do my followers know me to be sane?

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Hauwa 🌟🌬

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2 months

Buy inverter. Buy inverter. Now I’ve almost died.

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3 years

So my Alfa said if you eat or drink without saying bismillah, the devil eats with you. Me: *eats hard cocoyam* Devil: *eats with me* 😈 Me: Bismillah *drinks water* Devil: 😡You dey crase?? 😡You want make yam hook my throat?? Me: 😌😌 You go die toeday.

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3 years

Some family members actually destroy your self esteem as a child.

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6 months

Saw a video where a white guy said he was scammed by a Nigerian but after the scam, he was touched by the scammer’s sob story and now they keep in touch and wants to do more for him. 😭😭😭😭 My brain is broken. 😭😭😭😭

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3 months

For you to get Asisat Oshoala to insult you, you know you’ve really passed your boundary.

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3 years

I threw banger at Army jeep and my Daddy ran away.

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2 years

If I was in heaven now, I will just be collecting bastard money from all those babies lobbying to be Rihanna’s child. “Don’t worry Jinadu, it’s your slot. Pay 800. I didn’t charge you.”

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3 years

When all the doctors finally leave Nigeria, it's me Federal Government will employ to be treating you people.

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6 months

Imagine living in a country where having a COMPUTER in the UNIVERSITY is taken as undeniable proof that you’re a fraudster.

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3 years

I don go collect coding work. <\=bonjour=lemasi" egbami>

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1 year

I know all Asake lyrics, I have dreads, nose ring dey my nose. E remain gold teeth. Just pay 10k and come for my own concert. Awee come make we tok ano be killa killa aya aya.

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2 years

So Chimamanda really won’t tell us what happened to Kainene?

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8 months

Guess I’m getting a wm 🥹 🫧

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8 months

God, they want to kill me in the country you posted me to.

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2 years

Being a celebrity is a lot. Your pain will be broadcasted carelessly with no compassion.

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3 years

If you're a dark Muslim babe in France. Abeg, help me snap for Eiffel Tower. 🤲🏾 I just lie say I dey France.

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3 years

I don't even know who asked me to travel to the village.

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8 months

*Falls to my knees in Ori Okuta*

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2 years

Not everytime we move, sometimes we sit down and we shed hot tears.

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11 months

I was caught in the rain inside my estate so a kind man offered to drop me at my gate but because I didn’t want him to know where I live, I told him to drop me on my street. I then, wait for it, ran down the street to my gate in the rain. With his full headlights on behind me

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