AGOSTINHO™️ ⚔️ @agostinhozinga Twitter profile

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4 months

my new year's resolutions for 2024 - read 150 books - 100,000 subs on YouTube - run min of 30 miles per week - maintain weight of 190 lbs all year - 1 hour of spanish and portuguese language learning per day - write and publish 1 blog post per day

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4 months

imagine getting so drunk you forget you invited a girl over to your crib and then waking up and watching the cctv footage of her getting double teamed by your “friends” who woke you up before they left?! you can hear the pain in akademiks voice lol jesus christ

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@spicebae_ i love how he nearly broke the door off it’s hinges for his girl then walked in pretending like it wasn’t him and he was looking for something HAHAAHAHAH Pauly D is a TOP MAN

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@FearedBuck ngl i thought this plate was for his dog or something

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4 months

@_Mdooh surely that’s a form of workplace bullying?! hahaha

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6 months

@drpuella this also explains why her husband snapped at diddy he tried to say something slick about cassie in a song one time. props to him for having her back

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@partywslat this def hit harder cause they don’t be liking black women like that anyways so when one read them down and dismantled then the way asian doll did their egos were in absolute pieces hahahahaha

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@whotfisjovana after seeing this video, i don’t care if she’s in the wrong, i’m 100% team sophie turner, she seems cool af

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@tomisaidwhat tbh the interviewer got what she deserved, i haven’t watched the whole thing but the snarky comment she made about shein was very unnecessary and from the guest had every right to clap back. that was very entertaining. 10/10

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@SyddTheAquarius this look in the first 5 seconds of the video said so so much, iykyk lol

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8 months

@stillnotziora smells like a rebrand, next we’re gonna see her wearing grills, streetwear clothes and jordans

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8 months

@ItsAvery Dion is a menace of a father, he even tagged the kids in the list to make sure they all saw it and know where they stand hahaahahaha that household must be non stop jokes when they’re together hahaha

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4 months

i don’t buy the theory that the kardashian’s aren’t as rich as they make out because of the questionable brand deals and ads they do. i just think they’re entirely motivated by money like no other and if you pay them enough money they will gladly endorse and promote anything

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never knew who ludmilla was before her coachella performance but she fucking killed it, i was surprised to hear to everyone in the crowd signing along to ALL of her songs which were mostly in portuguese. is there a big population of portuguese speaking people in la or is she just…

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ludmilla and her wife brunna

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@shaunapples people who hate the taste of water fascinate me… truly

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@SomaKazima she walks like he pays ALL the bills + everything else lol

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1 year

Taylor Russell single handedly made this Acne bomber pop with a casual fit on the way to the bodega lol that’s REAL influencer shit. big up her.

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8 months

@PINKBAWBlE it’s giving…

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2 months

@Caposignora @ThoughtsByJae her cashing in that $15 cheque and spending it all on the kids? supreme mum

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@BastienFachan i love that she’s laughing at the thought of having debt hahahaha like “it could never be me!”

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imagine going to central st martins, studying all those years, getting into all that debt, name dropping the college every opportunity you get & working for a tesco meal deal and a travel card as an intern only to have Mr FBG get the job as creative director of fucking Lanvin LOL

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LANVIN announce FUTURE as Creative Director for the first Lanvin Lab capsule collection!🖤

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@SomaKazima her very strong idgaf energy might be her true super power, she really dont be caring about what anyone says about her lol she just collects her bags and keeps it moving. love it.

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@iqkev the ego on trippie redd is insane. i feel like the stream would have been better if mgk was there on his own, trippie was such a diva-buzz-kill smh

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@KongoZande one thing we all know about kevin hart is he’s always gonna look after kevin hart :’(

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8 months

@BrittanyLovesC all those years of media training + her natural born charisma came in very hand there, auntie ciara said so much by saying so little, we totally get it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was brilliant.

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4 months

@monetdoII she’s 100% right, not wanting to cook or not liking to make sense but saying you can’t is very dumb because it really isn’t that hard. and most of us who cook for ourselves cook the same 2-3 meals with different variations anyways, it’s really isn’t that complicated

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7 months

@Mr_Jwise the mad thing is no matter which way you cut it that man only has himself to blame for his kids having to live off bread and water. there was no need to strangle that girl, he’s a grown man, he should have showed restraint, kept his hands to himself and called the police if he…

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4 months

katt williams nonstop shots at diddy throughout the interview were hilarious

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2 years

@fashionfaguette she tapped into Suits bag real quick for that one solitary tear.. one can ONLY stan!

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@kymonsfw she got the kind of physique where she looks great skinny, chubby or super fit like she is now, her genetics are awesome

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@shaTIRED she was like “you brokies like that cheese sandwich shit right?” lmao

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7 months

@yosoymichael man sufjan stevens has had a hard couple of years by the sounds of it, his own health problems and now this about his partner who passed a few months ago?! damn, prayers to man :’(

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8 months

@Liamjsm being a celebrity must be so lame at times. you cant even have fun without a camera being pointed at you 24/7 then people wonder why they all hang out in bars and restaurants like the nice guy where they dont let you take pictures etc

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6 months

@big_business_ now i understand why certain artist say the industry is grimy cause i bet a lot of people behind the scenes knew about this but kept it under wraps cause it was diddy which is truly sick

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@jenny_gxo i read an article that she hasn’t been able to speak since the tragedy at the wedding :’( i can imagine what she’s going through :(

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@shannonsharpeee eveytime she speaks city boyz automatically get 100 points

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7 months

@nojumper being a groupie looks way worse when men do it.. yuck

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4 months

@itsavibe brendan schaub catching strays lol

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3 months

@alexissTyler it’s the “im sorry (not sorry)” at the end that gets me every time, she’s was so excited and happy hahahahaa love it, usher played his role well too lol

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@aprettyPR 9 months? nine bloody months? on a boat with strangers? mama mia. take my money, i would watch that show in a heartbeat. what an entertaining mess it will be lol.

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8 months

@PopCrave celebrities can be so manipulative, she used us when it served her but now it doesn’t it’s “mind y’all’s business” smh

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2 months

@_sforsierra i hope balenciaga are watching, send sis some free shoes, she deserves it

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@JayLGK yeah he KNEW, he was talking way too spicy, and she KNEW not to test him lol wild times

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5 months

@PeterTwinklage genius move from george santos, he’s accepted he’s a meme, he’s in on the joke and he doesn’t mind laughing at himself and the lunacy of his celebrity which oddly enough guarantees he will have more than 5 minutes of fame… bravo

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2 years

i love how Kim K refuses to accept the clothing limitations of her height and shape. if she likes it, she will wear it, simple lol.

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i am begging kim to get a new tailor

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@brieachanel salute to that man for knowing what he wanted and getting it, no long ting haha! and congrats to you both

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@itgirlenergy while wiping away tears, the queen that is naomi campbell walks better than 90% of models out here… what a fitting end to sarah burtons mcqueen

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@itssohardJAY love how much ari lennox utterly despises joe lol she’s so real for that

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@VANITYxVAULT dork

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@DramaAlert so Kai didnt do anything, she blocked him cause his fans were annoying her? why not just block the annoying fans? lol

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@babystorme_ his smile at the end… you got him whipped real bad, he in love love frfr

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@lorrainemking *insert fuck around and find out meme here*

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@shadadzai mans pointing and laughing at the ticket like it’s a funny club flyer or something

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@dondatimes bianca “wow, they’re still banging on the window?! they don’t know how crazy this nigga really is lol”

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@HappyPunch it’s insane how logan paul has become MORE unlikeable in the run up to his fight with dillon danis, it’s so crazy

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@KaylarWill a rolls in the 70/80s too btw, those things were EXPENSIVE AND VERY LARGE lolol

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@_shaunasjorts kookie white girl final boss

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@trackspice honestly, the arrogance and ego you have to have as regular dude to think you can beat d1 track athlete in a 400m race is beyond comprehension lol that man really thought he was going to win lol

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@centregoals @ExpressandStar incredibly unfair on the championship tbh

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@Dexerto is that how she talks for real?

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@kresnxk “just realized” yeah right… lol love this

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8 months

@MetroUK this story is even sadder than when it was first reported. the girl that died was trying to protect her friend from her ex? jesus... how utterly tragic :( prayers to her family and to that friend, i cant imagine what shes going through right now :(

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@emelleionaire that’s facts! when a very rude says “they were really nice” believe them hahahaha cause they don’t be giving out compliment for free like that

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@Farda_Alphonso it’s my favourite part. you’ll see week long clips of his livestream from a far flung location and then bam he’s back in his room, sat on that chair like nothing happened lol. but i like how he’s showing kids there’s more to life than cars and fancy chains and why travelling is…

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@MiaisDEAD incredibly unlikeable person but genius level artist, impossible not to stan

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@TheBlondeMisfit i've never understood why some older dudes like being in relationship with women half their age. i understand being attracted to a younger women because of her looks etc but beyond that, it makes no sense. like, day to day, outside of fucking, what would a 55 year old man and a…

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@shOoObz innit?! they’re looking at her as if she’s one of those dudes doing flips in the train on their way to work. this girl can SANG SANG!! standup, give her a whoop, like… do something LOL

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@LiIBarbieStar i would legit never wear clothes if i looked like that.

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@mindofprospect tbf, given how big her following is across all her social media platforms and the fact that she’s attractive id say there’s a high probability she has a few creeps and weirdos amongst her followers who would attempt to stalk her if she uploaded her ig stories in real time

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@bigsnugga exactly! she’s been online her entire life, forums, chat rooms, the whole nine yards and she has a dark sense of humour and likes to troll, there’s no way she didn’t know who sam hyde was lol, plus he legit looks like someone she would date. it’s not even that deep, just say you…

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@SomePeculiar thank god the shade room and co didnt exist back then because wow... i can only imagine how vile the comments would have been :(

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@PstopPlayin “that’s my brother, we just friends..” yeah aight lol

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@SomaKazima sis coming into frame hearing what the guest was saying and literally seeing the light FINISHED ME haahahaahahahha

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@_melayela_ the funny thing is Ak looks more like Jerry now that he’s fatter and drinks more than he did back then LOL

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@FearedBuck this is how a normal well adjusted person responds to those fall off videos and this is why lolcows aren’t human cause they act like it doesn’t bother them at all lol

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8 months

being a parking enforcement officer in a failed state like birmingham, while the cost of living is high, must be one of the most dangerous jobs in this country. thoughts and prayers.

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U can’t be issuing tickets in Sparkbrook. Brum is finished 😂

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@SomaKazima you gotta give to her, she legit NEVER stops working, always hustling and reinventing herself in real time, thats a talent in itself, great to see

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@longlegzK oh shit i didn’t even clock americans would interpret it so literal

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@mskaylafaye_ shannon sharpe instinctively holding the couch katt williams started going in on the light skinned weird face wives was hilarious lol he had to brace himself

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@yeahyeawhateva @sadditylyssa ooooooh the hypocrisy, that sounds very niggery indeed lmao

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@elizabeth__db @imshanereaction that’s immensely unfair especially after what we saw happen with the spanish women’s player and the head of the fa. yes it’s another country but that risk exists here too, where women come out and say something and it negatively impacts their career and life and judging by the…

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@Football__Tweet i wanna see what algerian twitter is saying about this

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@therealugs he chose the streets and rapping over a professional mlb career, a sport where players are paid insanely well, he really only has himself to blame, i feel nothing

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@dyingscribe bro is smiling and holding their handbags too? smh

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@itgirlenergy what’s worse is Jesy Nelson especially in the UK press has been very vocal about the abuse and bullying she’s suffered from online so you’d think she be more sentive others past trauma more Pamela Anderson who’s made it very clear that part of her life was no joke. smh.

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@eurofootcom it just amazes me that VAR essential acts as a replay option for officials to make the right call if they missed it in real time. but more often than not even with multiple angles and slow mo replay they STILL make the wrong decision LOL it shows how differently we all see…

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@TealSlut lol at “maybe it’s hate” that’s her entire brand, thats why we love her, she’s real rap hater to her core and she’s very proud and articulate with it

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@MediumSizeMeech as they say in showbiz “don’t let your pregnant wife get in the way of you making a movie about your new wife to be”

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@DebatingHipHop_ it’s one of the things that drives me crazy about opium, for the most part all of the artists on there don’t have super complicated lyrical songs, they should perform their tracks without a backing tracking instead of screaming over he mp3 like they’re their own hype man smh

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@chicagoBRIZ the duality of a king, sometimes “suck my dick!” sometimes “she’s my soulmate, my best friend, life partner and i’m more than happy so show her off to the world” love him

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@bmluse picturing seeing those words coming of this ladies mouth makes it so much funnier, what a brilliant choice !

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@TheTennisLetter i love him, elite mindset

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@1lilrawjoint expected to wake up at 6am and see his homies and the girl playing uno in the next room while gospel music played in the background lol

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8 months

@21metgala it’s giving PR

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@jadorechrista aside from that she also doesn’t come across like the smartest girl in the world, diddy probably had a field day with her :(

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@merylstreep2003 even better, they made him into a knee

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@sentient_dorito i’ve played these type of gigs, they’re brutal but this is insane LOL why is he playing that in a gay club is beyond me

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@munch4spice worrying about what random people on the internet say about you as your voice echoes in a big as fuck mansion is so crazy to me :(

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4 years

I think I fancy the girl from Black Pink who raps like Lisa Left Eye Lopes, what her name and can I see some more please? 😍

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@agostinhozinga

7 months

@THR as sad as this is to hear this almost guaranteed the movie will be fantastic, it sounds like it’s true to the source material and doesn’t shy away from the difficulty parts of it; i can’t wait to watch it

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AGOSTINHO™️ ⚔️

@agostinhozinga

3 months

@asapmarcelino is riot her safaree?

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