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I'm responsible for what I say, not what you understand. My views do not in any way reflect those of my employer. Also tsek

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2009
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@_Mdooh
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4 months
I once dressed up at work and I was used as an example of overdressing in a department meeting
@mvelasebubu
Buyies Closet
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“That thing of looking crusty at work iyadelelisa, ningayenzi”
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@_Mdooh
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The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
Coming to you live from the back of a police van
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@_Mdooh
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10 months
This tweet is about sending money
@olwethundlanya_
nsimbi yakdala
10 months
I love a man who does exactly what he said he's gonna do.
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2 years
Nami I have a new place pic 🥺
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@_Mdooh
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3 months
I’m seeing more and more women endorsing the “domesticated woman” the system is self correcting
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They could never top my girl Olly though 😍
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3 years
We'll continue tipping them in cash thanks
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
3 years
You can now tip petrol attendants at Engen garages with this mobile app | @BISouthAfrica
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@_Mdooh
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2 years
Imagine having to ask your partner to touch you 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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2 months
These are the best biscuits in the world
@Silindokuhle_
seapei 🇨🇩
2 months
Tea time.
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
I'm free bitches!
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@_Mdooh
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30 days
Is this how Americans see South African tweets?
@NameIzzDavid
Niggah_Please!
1 month
My friend was stalking his girlfriend on tiktok, wapeza video yachinkhoswe chamnyumba. waweruka apapa 😂😂😂
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@_Mdooh
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4 months
Nangu umuntu trying to normalize res life
@sir__camble
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4 months
Who is still buying TVs in this era of consuming all media on our laptops?
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@_Mdooh
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2 years
A South African jury would put you in prison just because "uyazitshela"
@LoudMouthedChic
Tracey Lomax-Nixon 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2 years
Is South Africa ready for a jury system? Would you welcome it?
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@_Mdooh
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4 years
Only poor people are on lockdown
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4 years
SAPS when they hear someone has alcohol vs SAPS When a woman is in danger
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@_Mdooh
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1 year
This cool uncle thing. Never again. Kids are expensive. Badle baze bangena ku budget yeyfebe 😭😭😭😭
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
I'm also on the lookout for people drinking now. I'm not going down alone. If I see someone I'm gonna shout "NABA! NABA!"
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@_Mdooh
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2 years
Calling Moneoa stupid while you're fighting for your refund from an IG boutique is big wild
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1 year
That’s when you take her to buy toiletries and she makes it look cute so you don’t realise she just can’t afford roll on
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2 years
We're not doing this again
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
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What are you completely tired of ?
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
Lesson learnt: Vuka ekseni ugeze cause you never know where you might end up
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
Nipheke u Moonchild? 😳
@Sigujana_ZA
Sigujana 𓃬
3 years
Umfudumezo 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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@_Mdooh
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11 days
Why are you braaing stewing beef?
@Boity_tshivhase
SHIMATSATSA 🧜🏾‍♀️💛🎀
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This is my first time braaing meat 😂😭 kinda nervous 🫠
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
One of the guys was with his girlfriend when they got him. She denied knowing him. She says she was just walking next to him 😭😭😭😭
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5 days
Guys Karen was sexually assaulted in Ghana 💔
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
This is how Whoopi must have felt in Sarafina
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@_Mdooh
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2 years
This pic is ice cold
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@_Mdooh
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1 month
I hear you. The police should have said “those of you firing guns please move to the left so we know who to shoot at!”
@dansmywholename
son of baldwin 🌹
1 month
9 dead bodies, 3 firearms recovered. And we’re supposed to believe it was retaliatory.
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@_Mdooh
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6 months
She said
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@LamaTheCule
Lama 🇨🇩
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She pulled up 😭😭😭😭
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
Back to it
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@_Mdooh
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2 years
If you want a rich man just accept that he will have a wife. Kusele thina abo wacky Wednesday
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
My dude waiting for Khanyi at 1:30 AM
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3 years
Onyomaks
@Oteeng
Oteng Ndlondlolozi
3 years
@RustenburgLM @TrafficSA ummm... What does this sign again?
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9 months
Remember when you guys tried to convince us she’s a victim and has been manipulated into this?
@LindA_MniSii
Linda Mnisi
9 months
[MUST WATCH] #ThaboBester and his lover #DrNandiphaMagudumana reunited in the dock. @Newzroom405
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1 year
In the meantime, Kabza is cooking cooking 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@_Mdooh
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1 month
Nobody passing in this school
@TiisetxoSetso
TheeMan™🐐
1 month
Shebeshxt's Influence Is Bigger Than South Africa😎 If you argue I’m right!
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@_Mdooh
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3 years
We ask ourselves the same thing about Mr Price selling crop tops
@Nani_Wonga
Bonnie Bennett 🎀
3 years
Durex clearly doesn’t know their target market. Nevermind the price, who are you selling XL condoms to in this country???!
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3 years
Yi convoy mtase 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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3 years
One of the guys in here has a beer. SBWL
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Ngithe sawubona
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@_Mdooh
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4 years
Abo Black Coffee baphila is Puff Daddy
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3 years
Hes crying bro. They got his girlfriend too 💔
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3 years
The guy I'm with here just got a call saying his parents are gonna meet him at the police station. His father wants to kick his ass. He's so scared.
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3 years
Cyril said you’re posting old videos bathi “oh, you want new ones?”
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3 years
Another one
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3 years
Me and my fellow bantintis are friends now. After this ordeal we need to go out for drinks
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@_Mdooh
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Nidle ama drugs nina. There’s no way old people can party till the morning
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@_Mdooh
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2 months
If I said my mom is the reason I expect so much from a woman ngingathukwa the whole day
@mainbitchclique
𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋👅
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My daddy is the reason I expect so much from a man. You gotta understand that fr.
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1 month
I store is not even owned by Apple
@MsMvpule
Deputy President Baby 🌈
1 month
iPhone must be bought at iStore.
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3 years
There's 2 of us now
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3 years
We're driving around Kasi now. I hope we see some action. Shootout nyana
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2 years
He didn’t lie tho 😂😂😂
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There’s people selling cows for R300 each on tik tok and so many people are trying to buy. Wayibonaphi inkomo ya 300? You guys like being scammed
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3 years
I'm honestly scared I'm just trying keep my spirits up
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3 years
Battery's on 14%. Should I ask them to charge for me?
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The residents of this township said they’re gonna throw a braai to celebrate the removal of these criminals who have been terrorising the community
@Newzroom405
Newzroom Afrika
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[BREAKING NEWS] KZN police have killed 9 suspected criminals in an early morning shootout in Mariannhill. Tune into #Newzroom405 for more details.
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3 years
Bafethu ngicela ningishayele u go fund me we bail 😭
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Me I'm gonna shela one of these lady cops
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At least they've opened those flaps now. Kwathi huuu umoya
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3 years
Lol this guy cried himself to sleep
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3 years
Someone please bring a power bank to kabokweni police station
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Vele vele I'm a bantinti
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Unrelated but related: You see how families protect their criminal kids? That’s why the police must arrest the whole family
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
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Shocking Twist: Alleged Drug Dealer's Family Seeks Justice on Moja Love with Xolani KHUMALO
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3 years
They just arrested another couple
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Arrest them too! @SAPoliceService
@DasenThathiah
Dasen Thathiah
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@eNCA Family members of the deceased suspects have arrived to identify their relatives. Some are in tears. IPID investigators have also visited the scene, which is standard procedure when there are deaths as a result of police action. @eNCA
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3 years
I was on my way from getting beer walking back to the car bangvala
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8 months
And this is exactly how they are 😂😂
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3 years
They just caught another guy outside the police station. They're walking him in
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2 years
I hear this. Same as how when big women wear white they look like a boiled egg
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3 years
Yerr it's hot back here. There's no air at all
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At the police station now. Ishubile
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We just made a stop at a car wash. Ziyasha
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9 months
Never forget: you’re on a date, but they’re on a content collection mission
@CrazeeFistaz
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Ocean Basket as a date 😭✋🏾? Nigga don’t piss me off please
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Sol is a damn fool 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You should have said a farmer so the @Our_DA can get involved
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
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LIVE | A second person has been killed during a violent taxi strike in Cape Town on Monday morning
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4 years
The space is coming together
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1 year
This is why we can’t have a jury system in South Africa
@LesegoAries
LeeAries
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Whatever his in for... They are lying...he didn't do it... Photo -from the village...
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2 years
Transnet says this strike will cost the economy R1BN a day. So if they knew it would be way cheaper to pay the people, why didn’t they?
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1 year
If your father notices that it’s an iPhone 14 pro max then that’s where the investigation should focus
@Cindyswa_m
NGUWE O WRONG
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How am I supposed to explain where I get iPhone 14 pro max from to my dad when I’m unemployed? Boyfriends like putting us in difficult situations weitsi.
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They said were losers for driving 2017 BMWs and having an annual Durban holiday,so we stopped coming
@eNCA
eNCA
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Durban beach visitors down by 40% this Festive Season
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Haibo! Nami I can sue mos. And I have receipts
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My brother's gf and 17 others were arrested during covid for uhamba estratweni and sued the state. They got 60k each last week😭😭😭
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3 years
Society doesn’t really believe a woman can be a sexual predator. Look at Sithelo’s TL for reference
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1 year
Ja neh
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3 months
The 30+ women are crying on the radio that they can find a man and they’re gonna die alone. I thought you guys said-
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4 months
I mean why would I leave a stove at home to go pay money at a restaurant to cook for myself?
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1 year
He most definitely has
@SisandaQ
Sisanda Nomusa Qwabe
1 year
Laughing 😂 at the haters! ❤️ #mamkhize #NOTA #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022
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3 years
I got 3000 followers today. Please don't unfollow me I wanna be an influencer
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5 months
I know you guys said we shouldn’t take pics of strangers, but she was sitting on his lap for their whole date and it was so cute 🥺
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@_Mdooh
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1 month
A jojo tank is about 5k and a pump is around 2k. Don’t let yourself get scammed
@AldrinSampear
Aldrin Sampear
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Just the other day inverters became a thing. And now this … What could be next?
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@_Mdooh
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16 days
And on today’s episode of Bayahlanya Laba
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2 years
Andile is too rich for anything to stick. Izophelela la ku TL lendaba. This is South Africa
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2 months
The promo has started
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3 months
LMAOOO “safe.” This is where you tell her all the things she’s gonna use against you in an argument
@thissuserpretty
feelings
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safe
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2 years
All of a sudden screenshots have an expiry date. From the same bunch that used 2012 tweets to cancel people
@AshleyMakgatho
The President
2 years
Maybe I wouldn’t “cinga” anything had you not come into my DM’s to confirm it wa bona?🥺
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7 months
Kanti Nina why nijabula nge nanazi all the time?
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7 years
GUYS, THIS LAUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 year
@MrMekzy_ THIS is gaslighting
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3 months
South Africans are really not used to accountability
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@_Mdooh
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8 months
Because there’s no Xhosa people in France
@Gert_LeNinja
Tempy Pusha
8 months
why is it the French football team has a lot of Africans but the rugby team doesn’t?
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