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Well nourished. Expect lots of typos. 💍🇳🇬

England, United Kingdom
Joined April 2012
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Looool what’s exactly wrong here? In fact this makes it easier!
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"black haircare" range in boots.
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This is why Lancôme is the goat. I like Nars but the way it leaves me looking like a grease pan <<<
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Imagine, even after writing this, she still. lost her life. I’m actually in tears.
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Jaci
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All I can say is, as someone 38+ weeks pregnant with a very wanted baby, I do not wish this on anyone who doesn’t really, really want it. And I’ve had a relatively healthy, uncomplicated pregnancy with a presumably healthy baby.
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But if your female friend said this now, highly doubt you’ll still be calling her your home girl 🫠
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That lady that tweeted about drinking coffee every morning with her husband in their garden before they start their day, will always spring to mind😭. Poor babe was just trying to appreciate her spouse and people were LIVID
@Iaura__
Laura Winslow
10 months
I think a problem on Twitter is that people will read tweets as if they are directly addressed to them and feel like the tweet should’ve been written with their exact circumstances in mind. That’s why you need to add a million disclaimers and even then it’s not enough
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Cassie not taking Diddy’s money privately was for her own safety. She wanted everyone to know what was going on. I’m so happy she was able to speak her truth and finally get compensation that was LONG overdue and on her own terms!!
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Aww Danica would’ve loved this season!!
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@txadel_ Like?? The blood is actually meant to come out🫠
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What is Davide’s type exactly? I don’t see him getting it on romantically with anyone in this villa. He’s just there to relax and workout, at this point. #LoveIsland
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When it gets to this point, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to change it.
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The girls are so beautiful! I just wish they’d made up their faces in a way that suits them individually, rather than sticking to one style.
@thekonyjen
taurus szn is among us
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the black barbies of love island?? omg i am in love & obsessed 😍 you go Whitney!!!!!!!
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Being an adult means having to fork out £500-1000 to fix an unexpected issue that month. People not saving properly isn’t just down to frivolous spending
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I don’t want my kids to wait till they meet “the one” before they bring them home. I honestly want to know about every crush/boyfriend from 5, this is how kids will be going through a madness and you won’t even know.
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Diddy’s decision to pick C @resha was a very calculated one. It’s clear as day as to the reason(s) why.
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Molly Mae’s latest video on motherhood, my heart goes out to her. It just goes to show that money isn’t enough, having an involved and active partner really makes a huge difference🥺
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Those who have lied, have never lied like this omg.
@dame_ada
Ada “Dame Ada”
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When Tems finally comes out from her shell, its over for everybody, Rihanna, Doja cat, Beyonce, Cardi B etc.
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Tbf she taught herself English by watching films. Kinda explains why she expresses herself the way she does
@TrophyHusbandD
Dayo the Champagne Socialist 🥂
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I think about this like every 10 minutes 😞💀
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Your roles are performed daily & frequently, yet his aren’t.
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Sleeping through an ASOS “back in stock” notification 💔
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No, this season is gold. How did Mitchel pass psych evaluation? That guy is off his rocker 🤣 #LoveIsland
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People have the most to say about Katie Price’s parenting but WHAT ABOUT HARVEY’S DEADBEAT DAD???
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Wes went from “I’m falling for you” to “I’m open minded” see men and their wickedness.
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We are officially HOMEOWNERS!!!!🏡 Beyond grateful for this blessing and so excited for our next chapter! All of our goals for 2022 ticked off, thank you God🥹🥹🤍
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To me, having a child is a much much bigger commitment than marriage. You can get divorced & start again but a child is for lifeee omds, it’s not something *I* would want to do with just anybody
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Excited to do life with my best friend❤️.
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GCSE? We dating niggas with MSc!
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You guys need to be released from the shackles of Ovie, he is busy mourning Kevin Samuels!
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@NessaDeex @yinkssss I’m sure she got heartburn from all that moving around 😂😂😂
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Nah guys who will actually win it this year, now that Liam has let us down? Because I really don’t want Jake to win this year, he does not deserve Liberty #loveIsland
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#Talkswithash is for what exactly, bible study?
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Baby O’ coming this summer👶🏾🤍
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One of my friends saw a fake insta account about her, containing intimate pictures of when she gave birth and the person was insulting her & all sorts. Turns out it was one of her friends. Is that not a sickness?
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Toilet brush inside a red plastic cup!?????
@Oghenerie_jnr
Oghenerie
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DAVIDO and Baby Mama Gist (Full thread)
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Man’s name is a police siren??
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I really don’t believe in taking someone back after they cheat on you. It’s just not worth the fight to rebuild that trust as I don’t think it can ever fully be restored.
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What a beautiful woman.
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Not wanting a man with a criminal record is a elitist? Black women are truly suffering man
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But the narrative isn’t different, people are calling Jada out. This is your opportunity to speak up for men who are victims. Stop trying to use imaginary scenarios to deflect and invalidate.
@_JustBeingMeme
SadGirlRis 🎱🕊
4 years
All I’m saying is if Will took in a young girl in her early 20s who was vulnerable and then did what Jada did the narrative would be completely different rn
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@folatianacici The MOH isn’t even remorseful after everything.. begging to wear a dress that she didn’t even pay for. The entitlement of everyone around the bride has spun me. She should disinvite them all tbh
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She desperately needs someone that matches her energy. Whaaat does she see in Zach?!
@elswraith
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nothing can convince me that zach actually likes molly #loveisland
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Lockdown has really done wonders for my marriage, you can’t hide who you are during this period and it’s been a huge blessing to reaffirm that my hubby is an amazing man.
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@tinie @MrMeeds IS YOUR WIFE BLACK, YES OR NO?
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It’s not healthy and happy if your goals aren’t aligned. What’s all this English 😂
@dbcxptures
db 🖤
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‘I could never wait 8 years without a ring’ So you’re in a happy, healthy and most importantly loving relationship but you’ll throw it all away because of a ring? Even this concept of ‘waiting’ doesn’t actually make sense because isn’t the goal is to be together & not a ring?
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To be cringe is to be free imo🤣. It’s not everyday worrying about what people think of you.
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This is a really good site that allows you to decode the ingredients in your products. Key to long lasting make up is to ensure your base ingredients are compatible with one another. Silicone, water and oil are the 3 base types
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@danay__ That’s an absolute piss take. Your card and address details are on there😳
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The lockdown has really done a number on so many families/relationships and marriages. It’s actually insane.
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@FelisNotFelish It might be your primer hun, cos it’s 24 hour stay. It’s a silicone based foundation so make sure your primer is also silicone, to promote longevity. Ben Nye Final Seal is a really good setting spray but I only use it for special occasions
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Having two parents still living together doesn’t necessarily mean your better off, situation could be even more toxic
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Wizkid has demand for 2 days whilst we’re still getting threatened by email & sponsored ad’s for Burn@, chai.
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Adult relatives who don’t make any effort to communicate with you, getting angry that you don’t speak to them is so manipulative. Now any further interaction feels forced & awkward, very good
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I don’t want to have to get a side hustle or monetise a hobby. Why can’t my full time earnings be enough for a decent life? Why do I have to deprive myself of time & rest just to stay afloat financially?
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Yes you’re right, our lives aren’t the same. I have husband, child, a house, family and friends that live a couple of minutes drive away, to help us with everything you’ve described in your hypothetical scenario. I’m actually living what I’m talking about.
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@Preciously_LDN Exactly. Even having a baby on her! I’m scared to hear what else he’s inflicted on her.
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I honestly think people should wait until they’ve gone through a huge life event; buying a house/getting married/having a child, before coming to gloat about the friends they’ve had since kindergarten.
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We did it!❤️🥂💍 23.10.
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Honestly have no time for "I'm good, you?" Conversations 😭
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You’re even nice for saying “capable” cos it’s actually rape when you consider the conditions and circumstances those women & girls are living and working in.
@Inesndalicia
dawnlashawn
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i am so sorry but any young man who goes to a brothel is capable of raping you
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@jenny_gxo When she described him as tender and then said she was pregnant, my eyes started welling up! What a beautiful couple🥹
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@hello28174461 The makeup stands out more than the wigs tbh.. it would’ve been great to see different coloured wigs and diverse styles in this proni picture in my opinion. But I’m happy for her and wish her all the success!
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He literally has no mental labour to worry about. I wish more people studied sociology. This division is so 1950s.
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Wizkid prices are going to be NUTS, let me get my pockets ready from now sha. I’ll stream Burna from Facebook 🥲💀
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Nah you guys are too woke for me😂😂😂 even my husband will eat what I make & vice versa. A child that can’t cook will now come & be dictating recipes? Haba.
@RVAReid
Reid 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸
3 years
I don’t understand why some ppl insist on treating children like they should have no voice just because they’re children. “Eat what I make or you don’t eat” doesn’t sound crazy to y’all?
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5 children in a western country whilst having precarious immigration status’s is incredibly irresponsible
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Uncle Jay
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People are going through a lot in this country o. A couple with 4 kids on student visa. The wife got pregnant again and failed a course 2x, so she couldn't graduate with us, now she has to extend her visa with her family of 7 and pay 3k sch fee. Husbnd is so stressed from shifts
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Cooking, cleaning & doing the school runs and extra-curricular activities alone? It’s 2023 please
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Buying seafood boils from strangers who don’t have a restaurant. No thanks
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Sis found out a guy she was seeing couldn’t read and she STAYED to teach him. We really can be weak links
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You’ve gotta pray for the spirit of discernment when making friends. Friendship bombing is v real.
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You don’t usually turn up to someone’s house uninvited &unannounced on a normal day, so I don’t know why people think it’s ok to do that once you have a baby smh.
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I hate to be that person but all she actually needed was the gym😭
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“Ghana didn’t give us enough notice” but guys.. you had all year to get the vaccine omg!
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When she said the day Tommy came back from Saudi Arabia almost feels better than the day their daughter was born, because it meant they could now work as a team, was really something. No amount of money could ever replace that
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@Chi_nenye_ I wasn’t prepared for it at all, she did not deserve that, no woman should be dying from childbirth fgs😪
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Things like this remind me why cheating will always be a dealbreaker.
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I can’t help but wonder whether women have been quiet about childbirth so that we can keep procreating, because I didn’t know half the stuff I know now until reading more women’s accounts on Twitter.
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Both are in the wrong imo. Friend on the left seems passive, doesn’t know how to communicate & probably looks down on the friend on the right. Right lacks boundaries and doesn’t know how to compartmentalise relationships. Adding people you just met to your close friends? Beg
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
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Girl cut off her friend by ghosting her without any reason. Ex friend responded.. who was in the wrong?? 👀👀
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@goddessbabygal 100000%. That’s why I believe they charge the amounts they do. They want to be able to afford the same lifestyles these influencers have
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Hate to be that girl but I’m happily married🤣.
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But you guys won’t know a girl personally and will still believe she’s a whore😚.
@SamBrewww
kwamina.
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You can be bredrin for a hot minute, like 5 years or more and not 'KNOW' someone or their true intentions.
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Aren’t you married??😭
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30 years of age and applying for love island? Agbaya #LOVEISLAND
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I’m glad Nikki gave her side and didn’t do it via video. I never want to hear from either of them again though, and Jamie needs to go and get a damn job.
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At 32 years of age, you’re associating avacodo with whiteness. How embarrassing.
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@VivSaintLaurent As in! This is really not the hill to die on
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You were asking people to donate £750k towards your gym with nothing but vibes to offer😭😭😭
@nataleebfitness
nataleebfitness
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I remember when I first mentioned my women’s-only gym on twitter and I put my GofundMe and so many ppl tried to mock it. Gymshark saw the tweet and now I’ve met the team, done a campaign with them and have my own Gymshark event in a couple weeks💙 life is funny.
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Hiking up National Insurance after we’ve barely come out of a global pandemic, where graduates are being offered 20k a year is just criminal. All the Boomers know how to do is to take take take, sick of it.
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When I watched this yesterday, it didn’t actually occur to me that they’re married to each other. His reaction to her statement is even funnier to me now LOOOOL
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It seems like you have bigger issues with the girl but you’re hiding behind culture and respectability politics. Really living up to the aunty status😂
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oluwatise
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how can my stepsister ask me, why I told her to call me aunty. LIL GIRL IM 14 years older than you. If you can call me by my first name I’m not answering. Omo k’omo.
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They never complain about the money they spend on Rolexes & bottles to share with their boys, renting luxury mansions or the amount they spend on raffle tickets for trainers, but it’s dating that’s stopping you from owning property? E dey painnnn
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Complaining about too many bank holidays when you could literally just spend the day resting?? FOMO has too many people by the neck, it seems😅
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That man can’t touch her and her loved ones now without raising suspicions and I love that for her. She can truly start to move forward with her life now🥺❤️
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Lmaoooo. Tbf I don’t blame her, from making Last Last to saying this, he’s def a mummy’s boy.
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@carolineyohgirl
𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 🧚‍♀️
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Financially, whatever happened in May can’t happen again
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Plan 5 student loan is a 360 deal. I’m advising my siblings to prioritise degree apprenticeships abeg.
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How can your boyfriend dismantle your bed (because he bought it for you) after an argument and you go and.. marry him?! Looool
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This whole Tyrique & Ella shows why it’s important as a woman to not let the guy be the only person dictating the terms of the relationship. One person shouldn’t be able to decide if you’re exclusive/bf-gf. It’s a recipe for disaster #LoveIsland
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Olivia must feel like a proper idiot now, thinking Kai was bringing her down😂😂😂 #loveisland
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Oliver Twist even wanted more. These people want us to live like we’re in the 1800s
@theashrb
Ash
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Oliver Twist Syndrome is killing English ppl, you don’t have to live like this.
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This is simply not true please. The dick only seems better than it is, because that’s the only time you’re getting any sort of affection/care from him. Can’t keep thinking like this past the age of 25 man.
@_50kgold
liv. — señorita soul snatcher ❤️‍🔥
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Good dick don’t come from good men. Idc. Idc.
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All of my skincare products need replacing at the same time. GOD
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