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@UglyEgo

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#BLM , If you from the Bay Area I'll probably follow you. #ShootTheMessenger #DrinkOrDrown Free Palestine

Scam Scamcisco, CA.
Joined January 2009
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Jesse! Jessi! Jessy!
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Candy🇨🇩✨
2 years
I need to laugh. Please share the funniest video in your phone.
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@DolceDyamond @NMJMRedux Nigga got 37 ox tails in there, he gotta be railing that shit.
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@PlumJoshua @boohoo Guilty feet have got no rhythm
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From this to this to this. I can't believe I have a 20 year old son.
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@HappyIsWack2me @HrtsDntBrkEvn The EMT was in on it to?
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@getthefortune Flatbush misdemeanor on Showtime.
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I had a nigga fly me to Paris for Valentine’s Day & had me on a boat having a private dinner sailing around the Eiffel tower lol y’all can have that chocolate covered bs 😭😭
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Never heard of a woman gunning a man down in the street because he wouldn't give her his phone number.
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@bigfacebritt I was wondering how I got 20K views on this.
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@The1stWright He really bop homie in the back of the head lol
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2 years
How else do they get to claim they have a black friend?
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Why do you think white people are 7x more interested in returning to the office than Black workers? 🧐 #WFH
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@GlamazonJay Making her birthday picture the new profile pic is a evil I fuck with.
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@Ashinod2 I can't make anything but cereal but I still want that.
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@Smooth_Orator I want Shannon Sharpe to put the hands on Jason Whitlock so bad
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@BtSquared2 He was gone be so disappointed at lunch time.
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@Platini_954 A drunk ego at that. A strong wind would have knocked him down.
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@AlSharpTongue Lol I read somewhere that a couple years ago Australia had a huge feral cat problem that they got rid of, now they have no cats and millions of rats. Should have kept the cats.
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@TheBiggestOaf @yeeeeeeeeee234 @joerogan Pretty sure she wasn't at a roast.
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@_xoxomari_ @voicesofvv And I was just looking at houses in Vacaville, Back to Vallejo I go.
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In sorry, this Kanye church shit look like some cult shit
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Y'all gotta open this and see who he talking about.
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Max alltheway
1 year
@simonefiii 50 year old single mother is useless. Unless she finds a billionaire willing to marry a 50 year olds saggy single mother she’s probably going to be sad single and lonely. Unless she decides to lower her standard and just get with someone not as successful
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EVERY. SINGLE. DAY
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Every. Single. Day
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@Son_ImSleep
That Rabbit Guy
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Y’all girlfriend’s don’t be scared of y’all? Like not in an abusive way just like a respectful way?
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@damn_ebs The crazy part is that he is smiling lol.
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Gbenga Akinnagbe
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Name a Black actor you think should be getting more work.
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@OlDirtyDennis Great value Johnathan Majors.
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Still I rise.
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Nigga need to pick up some extra shifts so he can afford some more gas. Wtf.
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Sue
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A husband only has enough gas to pick up one person and head home. Who should he pick up? the baby from daycare, his mother being released from the hospital or the wife at work?
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@GeorgeFoster72 @DragonflyJonez Bruh, I saw that video and went straight to Warehouse records and brought the cassette
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These are the kind of text I get from my wife. Lol
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When you Excel...they spreadsheet about you
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This is my type of caring on
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Markisha Marie 💋
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9:30🫵🏾
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yes, really
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are there any conspiracy theories that you genuinely believe in (whether there’s concrete evidence or not) ?
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This is the activity my son choose. @VtheEsquire
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@55mmbae It flows next to the Eiffel Tower not around it. Don’t ruin my joke lol.
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@Strange8s This movie gone be lit on Lifetime next year lol.
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@_JayCeeDaGreat @tressick Oh shit, she the pregnancy waffle test girl, it all makes sense now.
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Desperate Housewives was a WILD show.
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@GailSimone
Gail Simone 💙💛
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Serious question, was Elton John ever really popular, or was he really more of a cult artist?
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Yo favorite rapper got a song with E-40!
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@CapricornFM
Capricorn FM
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"My wife can't bear me a son. I have exactly 4 daughters, but I still don't have a son to continue my lineage & blood. I'm thinking of exploring getting someone else pregnant. I'm starting to resent her, what should I do?" ON AIR | #TheNakedTruth on the #CapricornConnection .
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@mortalslut @Dy_Lejoi One of the best diss tracks ever.
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@NailsNCrowns @BtSquared2 With both hands and feet.
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@Smooth_Orator I think a lot of parents say it jokingly but they say it so much the kid takes it serious and just dips at 18 before they get put out.
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That's how we learned that CTE is hereditary.
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Thick Saban 💕
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Wait a minute….. fathers in the home is Herschel walker child?
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It’s official. I got a new job.
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@singgenberg @hyphy_republic @BlakeDontCrack When was 16th and mission EVER safe????
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I’m in my 40s and my mom still be on this type of time when it comes to me lol.
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He said a co-worker his Momma’s age threatened him 💀
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See, bullying works.
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@astoldbykaygee @Creat1ve @bwwlc420 She is currently 3 seasons into a network TV show.
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@Burnttoast1017
Harry HineZ 🪶
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The ice cream machine don’t be broke at McDonald’s. It just be nasty af and they don’t wanna clean it cause it takes forever 🤣
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Cocaine is vegan - @PATAFRIA
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@tweetsfromant @topfive It was terrible. I couldn’t even get to the end.
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7 rounds of interviews???? I’ma need a 8th round in the parking lot with somebody.
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👑Tiara 🇯🇲🇵🇹
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My Client went through 7 rounds of interviews at a big tech company, but didn't get the role. The Hiring Manager's feedback was that she was "too prepared"
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@callmehuie
Lightskin Jimmy Butler
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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.
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Sean Nelson
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Name a Black actor you think should be getting more work.
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Todays commute
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@fmason3 @TheCosby Never forget the vibes
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They was finna scam you.
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WTF? I just got a group Facetime video call from like 7 different Atlanta area numbers. I don't know anyone in Georgia.
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@DPMCanty @Black_Daria1 You need to end that friendship
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@chomskystan @quidohmi_prsnl @regretstone @mirthful_owl @Gritty20202 No, she said she would need to make 3x her current pay to afford it.
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@attitudegyal_ @ahmxdmayed I'm glad they don't have them in mine. I got places to be
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Hell yes.
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Lol didn't know Fat Kid Deals was from The Bay.
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Fat Kid Deals
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Im here for the tacos. Taqueria Nochistlan 303 Linden Ave South San Francisco 7pm - late.
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Now y'all know y'all could have put the @ on my girl name. @Glamazon1026
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Didn't know black men hated the color purple.
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My daughter got into Clark-Alanta University!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@rearadmiral1970 @beautynbullshit Now you just lying for fun
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@CerromeRussell This is when I knew Oreos had went off the rails.
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@ShezusChrist They missing out on a good time
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@OmarAlcozai1 @kron4news @YaaaaaJerm It's Napa, definitely white.
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My little cousin really the first black Bay Area female Race Car Driver.
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Vasectomies obviously.
@MrGee54
Head Broke Boi Will
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Imma start a podcast. What should i talk about? Pandering? Liquor? Hairlines?
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My baby graduating from preschool today.
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@fmason3 This kitchen is DISRESPECTFUL for that price.
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My baby turned 16 today. My first born. I don't know where I would be without this guy. My #1 broke best friend.
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Ask white women too be your Coretta Scott king
@DaEthiopianWolf
Juan Pierre EscarGOAT
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What does it look like I do for a living
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