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The only cardio I do is run through men's minds. Awesome Autism mom. Brand Ambassador for @ShopLoveVera ! click the link and get some goodies!

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My lil 2 cents on TMZ Live today 😂😂😂
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My niece Jada's first day of middle school. I had her watch the movie Clueless and it's safe to say the recipes are not lost!
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Photographer: alright show me something sexy Me:
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This shit actually slaps 😂😂😂
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Are those Jordan cry faces on her ass?
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Nobody: 7 year old me:
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She got the wrong job. Sarah needs to be down to the P where the girls get naked
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The community it hit the most played no games about them vaccines.
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Monkeypox legit just disappeared
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Nobody: Somebody mama Polaroids from Freaknik 92'
This screams auntie. 😭
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When I bite a piece of pizza before it cools off
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This is gotdamn genius
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People in the comments thought Brat was playing her mama like Martin plays mama Payne 😂
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He throwing that lil tail 😂
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Women will go all out for a dick appointment. Wax, cute nighties, drank, perfume, coconut oil on the legs only for a nigga to pull up in hoop shorts with a phone charger
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In a random conversation, my girls were talking about restaurants. I told them I've never been to Ruth's Chris. One dropped what she was doing and made a reservation for my birthday. She had it laid out for me. Mind you, she and I just became friends this year!
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@InkedIntellect
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We’ve all had a tough year but show me a pic of you where you felt real joy in 2023? 😊🥰😘
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When that thang got a lil more girth than you expected
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I felt he handled this very well. If he would have came of rude then y'all would say homophobia. Now, is there a conversation to be had about gay men who does this to straight men? Or no?
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Tamara Mowry looking at Lauren and Cameron get all this love
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My friend from high school daughter is missing. Last seen in Long Beach area. Please keep an eye out!
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Me popping back up in niggas lives because Beyonce tickets are around the corner
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Tina, without a red lip??!!! Let me get my affairs in order
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Mama Aaliyina
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At least ONE of them is standing on business 🤭
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Britney Spears Is Not Reconciling with Her Father After His Leg Amputation: Report
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@_ItsMissBre Lmao! I yelled at my dad when I was 6 "HOW COULD YOU LET THEM DO THIS TO ME RODNEY" He was pissed because my mom set his ass up to take me knowing I needed shots 😂😂
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I hope she has her IUD in. I'm not for the bullshit Shawn
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They’re too cute! Beyonce and Jay-Z at their #Oscars Gold Party 💕
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@MsNic0315 "Why you should be talkin aye aye, why you should be mockin aye aye"
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Tired of twitter
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Funny no one mentions his other son not playing sports. Straight men stay in gay business.
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Magics son really said “fuck basketball ima play with other balls” waste of height and genetics fr bruh
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@ChefResha he put keeping our cable on, on his Christmas list. The shade was thick!
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Is my living in baaayaaaaaaaang
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Ya'll look what I had made to wear to Renaissance. I'm so fucking excited!!!
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Chucky on that Keto diet 😂
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@iamcedrica @IYSKold And she provided the food 😂
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Lela Rochon looks GOOD!
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@crissles If she posts a picture of "Live, love, Laugh" wall hangings, we gotta carry our asses round there
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@OhYoureTia @thBIGdom Someone must have told him he looked like Steve Harvey 😂
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@heyitskmatt I hope he sees this 😂
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I wanna go to Chicago to learn how to step
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My girl since high school.
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My baby deserves this senior trip. He's pushed through so many boundaries, being awesomely Autistic. He's a great kid. I struggled so much financially with him. I just want him to be able to experience something amazing.
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@_aquemini @OkSoMik I don't think all the way. I know someone who got his ride pimped. He was scared to drive it thinking he was gonna get robbed 😂
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What's funny about this Brian McKnight shit is that his Junior looks AND sounds just like him 😂
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@themultiplemom Let me email these work hours to my job. I, too, will only be doing stuff from 9-11:13
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Fuck them other DEIs cuz I'm down for my DEIs
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Shoutout to all my real DEIs.
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@NMJMRedux @UglyEgo The way I just hollered 😂😂😂
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@TheBaddestMitch Soon as they hit this stance. Waterfalls!
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@anthnyxyz I'm so close to doing some detective work and see when this came out and see who was releasing what around this time 😭
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@BTrusty504ever @siriyonce_ @DejonNoMustard The one in the hat discovered Nicki Minaj
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@TAMlRA @TallGlassofStyL Yo!! The whole exam process is so uncomfy meanwhile only thing men have to do is put their balls in the Doctors hand and cough and maaaaybe get a finger in the ass which is tons of fun to the vast majority ( eventhough they won't admit it)
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@crissles I don't understand the discourse the products are fabulous. I have alopecia, which has my hair dramatically dry from meds, giving up on it. Cecred literally brought my hair back from the dead. I still have my Bruno Mars fro, but that hoe shinny 😂😂
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@thecimonalisa And will still get threatened if I decline. 37 years old in front of the family like
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@arieella_ Bryson is dishing battery dick but y'all want ME to relax?
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LORD YOU HEARD MY CRIES AND PAID IT! STUDENT LOANS GONE!!!
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Found it!
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Keanu selling them bundles: Keanu Weaves
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"I wonder if I can catch Popeye's before they close",
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@thatgirlbamz I said that line to a friend, and she replied, "He's a good man, but I'm a better woman." had me gagged 😂
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@SomaKazima That slow drive off 😭😭😭
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@solodeauxleaux 😂😂😂 this is the realist take ever 😭😭
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@McDomalds Nah, because I can hear Bey belting "EYEEEE GOT MY OWWWWWN MIIIIINND"
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@Maraculousness @JustRayO_0 Shawn Wayans said that's how he eats in real life 😂😂
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@TheGreatIsNate Omg it takes me back to when the girls were EVERYWHERE promoting their singles and albums
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@Kevidently @theylovinonjai @youniqsy He giving us the business with the calves!
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@SaucySantana_ It's not trying to cancel someone It's about accountability. Going after a child unwarranted is wrong. Just apologize, take accountability and move on
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@spicycornchips_ @SomaKazima She be on their ass! 😂😂😂😂
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I AM SCREEEEEAAAAMING 😂😂😂
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@alexissTyler Especially with a Sunday show
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@patrickstarrr
PATRICKSTARRR
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Name a moment that changed RuPaul’s Drag Race forever… I’ll go first 😭
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@TheGreatIsNate I think people vision her fans your everyday average around the way woman. But Mary herself is always in fur and jewelz. Her brand is "Ghetto fabulous" (she's said she made it ok to be ghetto fabulous) so I see both sides
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@chkndlsp 😂😂😂😂 ya'll did NOT play
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@TazmanianDvil21 When he turns into a skeleton I lose it every time 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If I start dancing like Lil Kim J Blige, no more alcohol for me 😂
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Me using another email for a free trial
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It’s camp.
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@JBW90 15 strokes you say?
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When I look at my son I be like "Damn, I'm really your mother" then I think about his Autsim and be like, "I have NO clue how I did this." I had no prior knowledge and limited resources. So much misinformation was given to me. He's come so damn far. 🥺🥺🥺
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@123itsmeMary Idk why I read take your time in a granny voice 😂😂
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@JHughley777 She sounds like Brat. Brat does that same voice
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10 year drop out, had to crowd fund to pay tuition I owed from the last semester I attended in order to re-enroll. Finished the last 2 semesters while raising a special needs child, pandemic hit. Not only did I finish, but I was also the student speaker. I DID THAT!
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@Lightroom
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one photo that makes you go "i did that"
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@crissles I hope it's a quiet fight so I can hear Santana's nails clicking like an ASMR video
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@thisiskashmir These have been saving me.
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My son ate the left over enchiladas I was going to bring for lunch... Kid for sale!
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@brownandbella that nut shocking taste buds Bella and you know it!
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@heyyitsjanea Fun fact, they did the same on the Cosby Show. There's an episode where Claire has a random big ass Teddy Bear in her lap. They even raised the set kitchen counter up higher to cover her stomach
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Finding confidence with every dance class. Fell off in the gym but I made sure to make my class
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When I can finally afford whole foods
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@MyLastTimeMan Can't tell me she don't taste like them warm butter dinner rolls the church serve after service
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ALL YOU LADIES POP YO PUSSY LIKE THIIIIISSS http://t.co/uFgKLwmskh
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So, a man. Got it!
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Shannon Sharpe a chatty patty that lives for drama
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@itsKARY_ It's the whisper "Thank you" 😂😂😂
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Lifetime Presents: Come on and go with me the Teddy Pendergrass Story
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@GoodbyeSpoons @hotgirlag 😂😂😂 he wanted ZERO parts
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First off this bitch makeup! And her hair is uneven.. She look dusty
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It's giving
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@itsKARY_ It be in her honor which is hilarious 😂
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@itsKARY_ You know what
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