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king crissle

@crissles

4 years

saw this on instagram and I’m just gonna park it right here, good night

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3 years

@NICKIMINAJ your cousin's friend prolly just picked up an STD but please keep going 💀

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4 years

Imagine *not* smacking the shit outta this bitch.

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4 years

There was a sign on the table not to sit there because of social distancing. Karen moves the sign and sat there anyway. The management asked her to move or leave. This is what happened next. #covid19

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4 years

This is it.

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4 years

please don't be mad at your body if it gets bigger while keeping you alive during a damn pandemic.

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1 year

this is what the “invite me even though i’m gonna flake every time” crowd doesn’t seem to understand. some people really be hurt by that shit.

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@IzzyMSW

1 year

This girl planned a girls night and none of them showed up 😢 I teared up for her!!

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3 years

i was not ready

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9 months

Y’all remember when google did this for black history month?

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2 years

this entire ab*rtion debate is endlessly frustrating because if you are against them you could just… not have one. it’s really absurd that the argument continues beyond that point.

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4 years

Please wear masks while looting your local big box stores. Mainly so you don’t bring corona home with you but also so you’re harder to identify on video.

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3 years

i don’t know who needs to hear this but people are supposed to be “soft”. we are supposed to have emotions. having feelings is part of the human experience.

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1 year

when your parents are emotionally mature and are teaching you how to regulate your own.

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3 years

meghan said she don't know why kate got one treatment and she got the exact opposite. i can think of half a reason.

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@crissles

2 years

the real life version of jacob from abbott elementary

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7 months

whoever first said "a crush is just a lack of information" really did they big one with that.

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9 months

please tell me this is AI

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2 years

what “millennials on your social team” actually looks like 🔥

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@SportsCenter

2 years

YUP, WE'RE BACK 🔮👁 @NBA | @ESPNNBA

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4 years

amy winehouse really made music for 3 am. no matter what you doing at 3 am this bitch's catalog fits.

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2 years

i did not know my mic was on in class and said “girl, i do not feel like doing this shit” the semester needs to end.

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4 years

you either with us or you in the way.

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2 years

goodnight 💀

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5 months

never seen a trigger warning on a lawsuit in my whole life jesus h.

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@meghanncuniff

5 months

Cassie's lawsuit against Puff Daddy has a "trigger warning" on the front page. "This document contains highly graphic information of a sexual nature, including sexual assault."

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2 years

first of all… absolutely not

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@crissles

2 years

i enjoy their programming but the producers at TLC will not see heaven.

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3 years

you didn’t lose your spark. it might be buried underneath the aftermath of all the shit you’ve been through, but it’s there.

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2 years

a lot of adults are really in their feelings because they see a new generation of children being treated with the kindness and respect that they were denied in their own childhoods. it can trigger a “how come they deserve it and i didn’t” reaction, even unconsciously.

Fatha Figga

@itsnotpap

2 years

y’all hear “gentle parenting” and think it’s talking to a child in a baby voice until they’re 20 years old, nah bruh just don’t rock bottom Man Man cuz he spilled the Welch’s on the kitchen counter

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3 years

This is hilarious because all law enforcement has to do to end this shit is treat them like they treat us.

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@crissles

10 months

prolly so he don't appear as buff as he really is 🌚

demotivational speaker.

@hey_sita

10 months

I just don’t understand why Jonathan Majors would show up to court in a boneless blazer? Explain it to me like I’m 5

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2 years

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTL

2 years

Notable rappers who are currently locked up.

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3 years

covid deniers getting the vaccine before me... ion like det.

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2 years

i hate y’all cuz now i really want adele and meg on a track together.

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3 years

why are black elders like this 💀💀

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2 years

them people are bout to get home from c*ach*lla on fl*ghts with no m*sk m*ndate. good fucking luck out here yall.

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2 years

people who rob banks don’t do it by asking to withdraw money from their own account. that is… the exact opposite of robbery.

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2 years

i don’t know where most people’s mental health is right now but mine is definitely not in an “easily completes tasks” place. at ALL.

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2 years

this whole time i thought florence pugh was the full name of the girl from florence and the machine. see... this is why i stay out of white business.

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@crissles

4 years

Kamala’s press is so fresh I can smell the flat irons from here.

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@crissles

23 days

the way she is so vocal about how race impacts media coverage when a lot of other white athletes are not all makes sense now.

in charge of the girls

@AmeriKraut

23 days

Paige has a black step mom, and that explains absolutely everything about the style in which she thanked God the other night lmaoooo.

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4 years

the injustice of this country/world is really getting to me. the number of people who are risking their lives trying to feed their kids and/or facing homelessness while jeff bezos “makes” $13 billion in one day... that shit is really fucking me up.

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4 months

i told my neighbor i was going on an adults-only cruise before christmas... he let out a big sigh then jokingly whispered "don't have kids" 💀💀💀

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2 months

excuse me ma'am it's curebin on curebin please don't disrespect my favorite lyric

GloRilla 🦍

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2 months

Cuban on Cuban 🗣️

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@crissles

2 years

yall dragging jimmy kimmel and it's what he deserves

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@crissles

8 months

Don't even worry your bob about it ♥️ only one of y'all gets to go home tonight

Meghann Cuniff

@meghanncuniff

8 months

I didn’t hear it and I’m still working to see if transcript has it, but I’ve confirmed Tory Lanez chose to use his final courtroom moments to profanely insult me, calling me “a googly eyed bitch” as he looked at gallery. Conflicting reports on whether he named me. A fitting end.

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3 months

not hiring writers is only a flex when your writing is good.

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@crissles

4 years

i do not wanna see another video of white people acting a racist fool unless somebody is smacking the shit outta them. enough is enough.

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4 years

people who listen to albums for the first time on shuffle are chaotic.

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3 years

Gammy cleared Jada right on out 💀 And she ain’t lie.

Jarett Wieselman

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3 years

i found the debate over whether #RedTableTalk should give Olivia Jade a platform infinitely more interesting than anything Olivia had to say.

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3 years

forcing myself to eat what’s in the house instead of ordering out

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4 years

If Trump supporters want to shoot up Lysol or have a Clorox margarita I will not stand in their way. Bon appetit dumbasses.

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3 years

when you tell little kids that you knew their mom before they did.

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4 years

Black girl won the tennis game

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2 years

janet is pleading with us to leave justin alone and all the stans are like "no ♥️ have a good day legend".

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3 years

first woman, first black, first asian, first HBCU grad.

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6 months

Lupita must be really going through it… first posting a breakup playlist and now adopting a cat? That ugly ass man really broke her heart.

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@crissles

4 years

I went from "ehhh idk about abolition" to "tear every last piece of this bullshit down" in less than a month.

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4 years

this... this is the best email.

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3 years

so many people are ill-equipped for parenthood and i do not mean financially.

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2 years

fun fact: if it leaves after you command it to do so, it’s not depression.

Queen Naija

@queennaija

2 years

last night I felt a spirit of depression trying to come on me & instead of dwelling in it, I commanded it to leave in the name of Jesus. God gave us power, we gotta use it.

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2 years

i didnt watch the grammys but i assume if something really important happened yall will argue about it nonstop for the next 150 hours.

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@crissles

4 years

“bad marriage for life” is what a lot of people are living but can’t admit aloud. may the lord be a fence between me and that shit.

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3 years

what’s wild is the only thing most trump supporters will lose is an openly white power president. their lives are going to improve in every other way. 💀 and they do not deserve.

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3 years

Obama is the same as he’s always been. It’s me who has (thankfully) moved further to the left.

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@crissles

9 months

In 25 years there will be more plastic in the ocean than fish. What retirement?

unusual_whales

@unusual_whales

9 months

60% of millenials and Gen Z said they would prefer to spend money on life experiences now than save for retirement, per Bloomberg.

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10 months

keke prolly not gon leave that lil lightskinned incel but she also aint ever gon be able to go online again without her fans reminding her that he's trash.

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4 months

I wish life stage development classes were mandatory for all parents. Y’all be calling these kids bad when they just being five.

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2 years

not to be dramatic but i need every episode of abbott elementary to be two hours long.

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4 years

this is gon energize every dyke i know

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@crissles

2 years

the bridgerton/shein collab we've been waiting for

BuzzFeed Brasil

@BuzzFeedBrasil

2 years

La La Anthony no #MetGala #MetGala2022 (📸: Getty)

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2 years

i'm watching tindr swindlr and taking notes of all the red flags i catch. nine minutes in and... 💀 i have never been so glad to not see black girls in media.

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@crissles

9 months

they really told yall to play them tiktok games somewhere safe 💀

Mercedes-Benz Stadium

@MBStadium

9 months

"Who this girl in the back of the room?"

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@crissles

3 years

the way i screamed 💀

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4 years

i’m not even gon drag, just know that your teen mom suicide pact music didn’t pave the way for Beyoncé to do one single thing. not one. @LanaDelRey

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2 years

every year white people post their holiday plates and i thank the sorting hat once again for putting me in the negro house.

shyguy shawn

@shyguyshawn

2 years

The perfect Thanksgiving Plate 😍

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4 years

sending strength to everyone who is done pretending that nothing is wrong.

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4 years

Friendly reminder that this country has more than enough resources to ensure everyone's survival during a pandemic but won't do it because racist.

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4 years

the fact that joe biden's *entire* appeal is that he is not trump 💀 the bar for white men is in hell.

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Variety

@Variety

4 years

Tory Lanez Charged With Assault in Megan Thee Stallion Shooting

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8 months

Sha’Carri was right. These people switch up way too easily to be worried about their opinions.

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@crissles

4 years

shout out to the therapists that are processing this crazy time in history while helping others do the same.

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4 years

Those of us who have actually kept our asses at home deserve some kinda prize.

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3 months

lmfaoooo sometimes I cannot believe I really did this

FeMaiden🧪🥽👩🏻‍🔬🥼

@WithChem

3 months

I miss Drunk History so much 😂

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@crissles

2 months

Charlamagne… the way I’m finna cuss out you and that illiterate bird y’all hired…

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@TsMadisonatl1

2 months

This is why I LOVE @tamronhall AND @tamronhallshow SHES a Black woman that just GETS IT!!! I love you 💕 and cannot wait to see this episode of the show! THIS IS how you approach situations like this!!

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4 years

I really don’t know how anyone can read about how covid affects the body and not be afraid of catching it. Teach me your ways.

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3 years

harry still trying to protect people who have made it clear that their love for him is conditional.

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4 years

imagine if everyone was able to heal their inner child before becoming a parent.

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1 year

what a reminder that this woman is not and never has been a therapist.

Aubs Graham Hate Club President 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩

@floomflams

1 year

This is such an ugly thing to say.

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@crissles

6 months

Keith said he completely understood why they didn’t do to-go orders on the weekend. The issue was that his family was given one wait time and he was given another.

Will Smith Slapped Me

@AshleyShyMiller

6 months

This is how you acknowledge constructive criticism. Kandi had NO problem with what Keith Lee said and gracefully explained things. This is what the Real Milk and Honey should’ve did. Let this be a lesson.

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Me at my house .... watching niggas on Twitter celebrating and thinking I’m going to jail 🤣😂 .........

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@crissles

3 years

genuinely happy for the 38 people nationwide who were waiting on fda approval. 🍾

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@crissles

4 years

The internet has made it so that people who watched a couple of Facebook videos feel empowered to argue with physicians and epidemiologists about disease and medicine.

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@crissles

2 years

i hope ashley ask her the same thing cuz…

Queens of Bravo

@queensofbravo

2 years

Next week, Nicki is gonna eat Ashley up! #RHOP Nicki: “If you had $100 million in the bank, would you have picked your man?”

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3 years

it’s the way she can’t even pass for melania at all 💀

Dana Goldberg

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3 years

The real Melania won’t even hold his hand.

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2 years

it’s funny how the Cuff It dance is the easiest shit that TikTok ever came up with and some people still can’t do it.

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3 years

perhaps i am strange but i really don't mind wearing a mask. i actually love the thought of breathing in fewer of yalls germs.

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4 years

this is why i let (mixed) people tell me whether they're black, cuz i'm not inviting someone into my identity if they don't wanna be here.

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@crissles

4 years

Black people been talking about the problem with police brutality since the police were first formed. White people are the recipients of that shit for less than two weeks and now we got a major city disbanding their police force. Wow.

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4 years

I keep thinking about the kids who have been stuck at home for months with shitty parents/caregivers and no end in sight.

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4 years

I sneezed (into a tissue) in this Uber and the driver pulled out a giant can of Lysol and let it loose. I’ve never been more impressed five stars 30% tip.

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