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Dana Goldberg

@DGComedy

6 years

Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

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The President is pissed at the New York Times for breaking the story, but not Putin for putting bounties out on our military. That should tell you everything you need to know.

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I’d like to report a dead body.

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Republicans are angry about how many followers they have lost over the last 24 hours. Democrats are angry about how many lives we’ve lost over the last 24 hours.

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Perdue said it was ‘disgusting’ that the tape was leaked. Not the extortion... but the tape being leaked. Please vote his ass out, Georgia.

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A 10-year old is not a woman! wtf is wrong with these people?

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You know who wouldn’t have flown to Cancun while the people of his state froze to death and had no power or heat for over 50 hours!? Beto O’Rourke.

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This is amazing parenting. 😍

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Someone did this to Melania Trump’s creepy Christmas trees, and it’s all I’ve ever wanted today.

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Dana Goldberg

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4 years

I trust every single doctor on Grey’s Anatomy more than I trust Sean Conley. That includes the interns.

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Dana Goldberg

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5 years

I think it’s weird that half of the country says they don’t know if they are ready for a gay President. You do realize you don’t have to sleep with him, right? I know the current President is having sex with everyone, but Mayor Pete is happily married. You’re good.

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I don’t want to pay for his million dollar travel allowance. I don’t want to pay his $200,000 salary. I don’t want to pay for secret service to protect him. He tried to destroy our democracy & made million while hundreds of thousands of Americans died. Impeach him and remove him.

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When I say I laughed OUT LOUD! 🤣

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Dana Goldberg

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2 years

It’s illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas which is ironic because there’s at least 8 in this photo, and they are all owned by the gun manufacturers.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

BREAKING: Joe Biden is the only candidate in history to win the same election 56 times (and counting) in five weeks.

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5 years

Laura Ingraham just posted this photo. Any of the kids in class want to tell me what’s missing? 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋‍♀️

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Holy hell…this response! 🔥🔥🔥

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4 years

So weird for them to recast Melania this close to the show getting cancelled.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 months

If an embryo is frozen for 16 years, gets implanted and the person gives birth, is the infant coming out almost 17 years old? No, no they are not, because embryos aren’t children.

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Who did this!? 🤣

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2 years

She. Is. Stunning. ❤️ This portrait is gorgeous.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

To the people returning pandemic puppies to shelters because you have to go back to work or can travel again, you’re selfish human garbage.

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Dana Goldberg

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5 years

If you voted for Trump, please don't start tweets by saying Kamala Harris is unqualified to be POTUS. She was a DA, an AG and a Senator. Your guy hosted a reality television show.

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4 years

Debate recap.

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Dana Goldberg

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2 years

I just went to vote in person because I don’t think I ever received my mail-in ballot. When I checked in they said I was an ‘inactive voter’. I’ve voted every election since I was 18. If you didn’t receive a mail-in ballot and should have, go in person and check your status.

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Dana Goldberg

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4 months

Ron DeSantis should have to carry his Presidential run to term even if it threatens the life of his party.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

You know who has to pay for this third recount in GA? The people of Georgia. Your two Republican senators know Trump lost, and they are allowing your hard earned money to go to this sham. Vote them out!

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1 year

I can only assume Kevin McCarthy agreed to lower the age of consent in Florida.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

Trump: ‘These women were paid to say bad things about me.’ Actually YOU paid them $130k NOT to say bad things about you and it still didn’t work. #TrumpPressConference

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump @mPinoe You can rest assured it’s not about visiting the White House, it’s about visiting the man in the White House. Megan Rapinoe loves this country.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

Trump peeps, stop telling comedians like Jimmy Kimmel to stay in their lanes. You voted a reality show host accused of more than a dozen counts of sexual harassment, with absolutely not political experience, to be The President Of The United States. There are no lanes.

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Dana Goldberg

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2 months

Straight women and gay men: Jesus Christ did you see John Cena’s body!? Lesbians: Are those the new Birkenstocks!?

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

If you are wondering why Lindsey Graham is trying to distract us by saying the House would impeach Harris if they regain control, it’s because he’s officially under investigation in Georgia. Distract distract distract.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

NBC Charlotte: The store where the Parkland shooter got the gun has closed its doors for good, and the owners are now in favor of more restrictive gun legislation. Change is coming. #NeverAgain #MarchForOurLives

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5 years

Stop putting Rick Santorum on television to talk about: Abortion Women’s rights School shootings Immigration Religious Freedom STOP PUTTING RICK SANTORUM ON TELEVISION!

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Dana Goldberg

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4 years

#ProudBoys hashtag has been hijacked by gay men and it’s amazing. 🤣🏳️‍🌈

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3 months

This asshole intentionally scheduled a vote when a Dem was in surgery and the Dem showed up and messed up their boy math.

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Speaker Mike Johnson says he was counting on a Democrat to be in surgery during his failed impeachment efforts

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Dana Goldberg

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2 years

For a party who believes women belong in the kitchen, they sure are mad at the VP for spending money on… *checks notes*…cookware.

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Dana Goldberg

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump U have got to be kidding me: Trans military ban Allowing people to discriminate against LGBTQ people in adoption ‘Religious freedom bills’ Saying adopted children of LGBTQ couples aren’t citizens because U don’t recognize their marriages. The community doesn’t believe or trust u

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

Only 4.6M ballots have been turned in for the recall in California. There are 20M registered voters. Over half of that number are registered Democrats. If we vote, they lose but we must vote. Republicans tend to vote the day of. Get your ballots in today! Vote NO.

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Dana Goldberg

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4 years

The real Melania won’t even hold his hand.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

I think it’s hilarious that the same people who want to see @MichaelAvenatti ’s tax returns are the same people who don’t care about Trumps. The stupidity and hypocrisy run deep.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

If that’s not Ted Cruz flying to Cancun, I feel really badly for the guy who has to go through his entire life looking like Ted Cruz.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

I’m in Mexico right now and today happens to be their Presidential election. On a Sunday. So everyone can vote. Not just the people who can afford to take the day or a few hours off work. That’s how voting should work.

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Dana Goldberg

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6 years

Sally Yates has been nominated for the JFK profile in courage award for standing up for immigrants and refugees (and let’s be honest, for telling Trump where to put his Muslim ban). As it should be.

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Dana Goldberg

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3 years

Republicans who WON their elections in states were Trump lost, are signing on to the brief that says their state’s elections are fraudulent. This level of stupidity is just mind blowing.

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6 years

I rarely cry at the death of people I don’t know personally, but the announcement of the passing of Stephen Hawking just brought tears to my eyes. What a beautiful genius this earth has lost.

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10 months

Marjorie Taylor Greene….who showed photos of Hunter Biden Naked at an IRS Whistleblower Hearing should be charged for revenge porn. Between that and calling Jack Smith a little Bitch, it’s about time she’s expelled. Take your trash out, Republicans. It’s stinking up the House.

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4 years

They all knew. They still know and don’t care. We need to care.

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5 years

To all the good people of Mississippi who voted against racism, voter suppression and ignorance; I’m sorry you have to live next to people who didn’t.

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3 years

I understand some Dems are afraid to get rid of the filibuster in case Republicans get the Senate back. Here’s the thing: if you get rid of the filibuster and focus on legislation to fix voter suppression, Republicans will never get the Senate again...and they know it.

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2 years

These numbers and non existent red wave make Biden one of the most successful 1st term Presidents in recent history.

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4 months

There’s something terribly wrong in this country that a convicted sexual assaulter with 91 federal and state charges who incited a coup in this country can even run for President of The United States. There’s something even more wrong that even one person would support him.

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4 years

The disdain she has for Ivanka is all of us. #BeBest

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4 years

Trump took a joy ride in a sealed car without a proper mask exposing the driver and secret service to Covid so he could wave to supporters. Restart the ads, Joe.

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Hey, Pence and DeVos! Remember that time Hillary Clinton gave a commmencememt speech at Wellesley and people didn't walk out? Yeah, me too.

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5 years

@TomiLahren @21savage Your ancestors discovered America? That’s weird, I googled ‘Is Tomi Lahren Native American?’ and guess what came up? Nothing.

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6 years

Go to right now. Just do it.

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Just when I think I couldn’t love Stormy Daniels more…🤣🤣🤣

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NRA is hemorrhaging money and may have to shut down NRATV. I 100% attribute some of this to the Parkland students. Keep speaking up and making a difference...AND VOTE!

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6 years

I think Hillary Clinton should narrate the audio book of Fire and Fury. ...after a bottle of Chardonnay.

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2 years

Seems timely to amplify this again for the people in the back.

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6 years

Alabama is: 47th in Education 47th in Healthcare 45th in Economy 40th In Opportunity Roy Moore is campaigning that life was better with slavery, hate toward trans people, AND he molests children. Nothing about improving the state. Don’t you want something better, Alabama?

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3 years

Maybe the NY Jets should hire Travis Tritt. He's blocked more people today than their offensive line has all season.

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Imma need all the ‘Free Britney’ people to pivot over and convince antivaxxers to get the shots now. You all know how to get shit done.

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I hate Matt Gaetz for a lot of reasons, but now I hate him for making me root for Liz Cheney.

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Kids don’t get bullied BECAUSE they are LGBTQ, they are getting bullied because adults are teaching children it’s okay to hurt someone just because they don’t like something about them. Hate is taught and we need to love louder than they are hating us.

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If you are in Representative Crockett's district, please get out and vote for her next week and take 10 of your friends with you! The country needs this woman to stay in the House of Representatives!

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I’m emotionally exhausted… a week from today people of my district will begin voting for me or my opponent to represent their voice in DC, BUT, the institution has gained yet another bruise delivered by the Clown House Republican majority. I wake up, everyday, and take my oath…

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Melania seems relaxed and comfortable #SOTU

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MAGA folks DEMANDING an apology for believing Jussie Smollett, I don’t owe you anything. Jussie might. I hate to tell you, but I can be disappointed, saddened & angry at Jussie for hurting the cause; and still think MAGA supporters are trash. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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Telling women they aren't good role models for little girls if they curse or show anger is just another form of misogyny. Little girls are allowed to get angry. They are allowed to show emotion. They are allowed to take up space. Full stop.

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Soon the number of people infected with Covid in Donald Trump’s inner circle will exceed his electoral votes.

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I can’t stop laughing. I can’t… 🤣🤣🤣

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Trump insists Californians are voting multiple times. Let’s remember that: Tiffany Trump Sean Spicer Steve Bannon Jarod Kushner Steven Mnuchin are all registered to vote in more than one state. Please, let’s discuss the possibilities of voter fraud.

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Let me get this straight. The entire country pays for Trump to fly to golf courses, rallies, campaign for Republicans all over the country on our dime, yet he’s only fighting for Republicans. Seems Democrats should be paying less taxes until the President fights for all of us.

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What in gay hell is this bullshit? Also there’s like 12 people in the room. Also I’m no longer convinced Eric Trump is the dumbest of them. It’s a tight race.

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@realDonaldTrump Spike Lee literally asked the country to make a decision to choose love over hate and YOU got offended. If that doesn't sum up who you are inside...

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Ugh! My heart... 😭

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Georgia.

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70% of the country is supportive of marriage equality and 37 Republican Senators just voted no to keeping it safe. This is why they keep losing elections. They are bigots and bullies and folks are tired of it.

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When they go arrest Donald Trump, I hope there’s a golf cart chase.

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Beto O'Rourke must be polling well because Greg Abbott is trying to kill all the voters in Texas.

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@RepMTG @JoeBiden This nut job thinks Sandy Hook was staged so how about we stop electing these lunatics to Congress? K? K...

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Rick Santorum said kids should do something for themselves instead of looking to others to fix their problems. They just organized a multimillion person movement in 800 locations around the world, Rick. You weren’t even allowed to debate on the mainstage in the last election.

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This liberal Jewish lesbian is wishing all of you a very merry Christmas! Even the ones who don’t think I should be able to get married and wanna fire me for being gay. Now, If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go scissor a couple of strangers. Happy birthday, Jesus!

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Omg... this is the best thing I’ve seen all year!

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I will continue to thank Dolly Parton before I ever thank ‘The Former Guy’ for the vaccines.

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People saying Biden should suspend his campaign until Trump is out of the hospital are ridiculous. Trump literally belittled him & made fun of his mask on national television. Joe should continue getting his message across since no one could hear it over Donald’s yelling Tuesday.

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Any Walter Reed peeps want to become a national hero and snag some of Donald’s DNA for the rape case? Just planting a seed...

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Let me get this straight: Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies on a daily basis defending a sexual predator who is tearing apart our democracy & leaving the country vulnerable to more attacks by a foreign enemy, & the internet is pissed because Jim Carrey is an excellent painter? Got it.

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@0liviajulianna If you’re old enough to fight or die for this country, you’re old enough to vote. Period.

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The fact that Donald Trump even has 1 electoral vote means there’s a shit-ton of work to do in this country. #ElectionNight

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If Russia is going to attack the midterms, I say we vote by paper ballot, no machines, and I will volunteer to count them until my eyes bleed. Retweet this if you would volunteer to count ballots so Russia doesn’t steal another election! I’ll bring the pizza.

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If we pull off Georgia, it’s because of a Stacey Abrams. Black women are saving our asses.

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If you’re infringing on the 1st amendment to ‘protect children’ from drag queens, but you won’t infringe on the 2nd to keep them from getting shot in schools, you don’t really care about protecting children. You’re just an asshole.

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There’s no claim of election fraud in Alaska or NC? How odd...

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I just put Baileys in my coffee at 1pm on a ‘work day’. It took a global pandemic to make me the woman I always should have been.

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